Chapter 4: Catching the Thief
It was not a villager who applauded the goddess, but a dignified man with a sword on his back, apparently a chivalrous man.
"I really didn't expect to meet such a master in such a remote place, and Lu Ming was sent far away in the lower sky, I don't know which master the woman is?"
"There is no door, no faction. The goddess replied expressionlessly.
Lu Ming touched his head a little embarrassed, thought for a while and said: "The woman misunderstood, I came here to help the villagers deal with the robbers, not with the intention of being a beautiful woman, but I saw the heroine's skills just now, and I really admired it so much that I couldn't help but want to make friends." ”
"No misunderstanding, I'm really no-brainer, maybe there were, but I can't remember it now. ”
The goddess explained helplessly, but she was born with a cold and beautiful face, even such an explanation would make people feel that she was deliberately alienated and arrogant.
However, Lu Ming really admired the skill of the goddess in his heart, so he didn't care, and continued to ask: "Then dare to ask what the heroine is called?"
"Goddess. ”
Lu Ming thought about it for a while, he didn't seem to have heard of this name in the rivers and lakes.
"What is the reason why the woman is here?"
"Catch the thief. ”
"Coincidentally, so did I. ”
"Are you a catcher?" asked the goddess.
"Of course not, how can we people from the Kongyuan Sect be imperial eagle dogs? Besides, this Bacheng County Commander is mediocre and afraid of mountain thieves, how can he send a catcher to come here to catch thieves?"
If ordinary people were standing in the position of the goddess, they would have been a little angry when they heard this, but the goddess's heart did not fluctuate, she was just silent, as if waiting for Lu Ming to continue.
"Our Kongyuan faction has always taken chivalry and righteousness as its own responsibility, and the disciples in the door will go down the mountain to experience the cultivation after they have cultivated, and this time they heard that the bandits in Bacheng are the most rampant, so they decided to come here to eliminate harm for the people, I don't know why you thought of coming here to catch thieves?"
"I'm Bacheng Catcher. ”
Hearing the goddess say this, Lu Ming only felt a hot stinging pain on his face, and he was quickly slapped in the face as soon as he said that it was impossible to come here to catch the thief.
Of course, the goddess didn't care about Lu Ming's inner activities, but Lu Ming quickly explained: "Ah, the heroine turned out to be a fast catcher, and she can still ask for the people's lives in the political environment of Bacheng, she is really a heroine among women." ”
The goddess didn't know what he was talking about, so she remained silent.
Lu Ming couldn't figure out what the goddess was thinking, the reason why he came to talk was just to find a master to have a discussion, although the effect of the conversation was not very good, but he still didn't want to give up.
"I saw the heroine's kung fu just now, I don't know if I can have a fight with Zaixia?"
The goddess thought to herself, and was idle anyway, so she readily agreed.
Lu Ming was also a little surprised that the cold goddess agreed so smoothly.
It is said that Lu Xuanyou, the head of the Kongyuan faction, once punched through ten people, so that ten people were killed instantly, even if he wore armor that could not be cut by a sword, he could not block the damage of the fist to the internal organs.
At this time, Lu Ming put on a posture, and the empty punch hit the goddess directly, and the goddess stood by the tree and took the punch directly with her stomach.
Lu Ming secretly said that it was not good, the Kongyuan punch was extremely strong, if he didn't do any blocking or dodging and was directly hit in the stomach by a punch, no matter how strong the abdominal muscles were protected, the punch would hit the internal organs through the abdominal muscles, and with the power of the punch he just now, even the intestines of the iron punch would be broken.
"Are you alright? ”
Lu Ming hurriedly put away his fist and asked with concern.
"It's fine. The goddess said casually, her belly was still so sexy and perfect, and even her breathing was just as steady.
"You're all right when you hit me?"
"Your punch is really good, it's very strong, I feel like my stomach is moving a little. ”
"Moved a little?"
Lu Ming couldn't believe that the Kongyuan Fist that he had been practicing hard for many years had no effect, and if that was the case, there was no need to fight, because the two were not at the same level at all.
Lu Ming looked at his fist, the punch just now was real, it must have hit, and then look at the big tree behind the goddess, it was penetrated by absolute strength, although his Kongyuan punch was strong, it was only a skill to exert force, if it was also hit on this tree, at most a small crack would be made. The goddess in front of her is far superior to herself in terms of attack and defense, and any skill is superfluous in the face of absolute power, and there is no point in continuing to fight.
"If you don't fight, I can't compare to you. ”
Lu Ming said that when he met a master far beyond his imagination, he couldn't say whether he was excited or lost in his heart.
"How did you hit such a powerful punch?" After a short period of confusion, Lu Ming decided to humbly ask the goddess for advice.
Of course, the goddess didn't know what to say, so Lu Ming asked her to demonstrate it repeatedly, and told the goddess some terms on how to describe luck and power. Unexpectedly, the goddess was very interested in this, and Lu Ming kept talking about some martial arts knowledge, as if he was the teacher among the two.
Lu Ming was amazed at the goddess's ignorance of martial arts, in terms of martial arts knowledge, she was not even as good as a beginner apprentice, but her strength may have surpassed him a lot, he couldn't explain this contradiction, he began to understand some of the truth that the master often told him that the road is simple.
The two continued to discuss martial arts, and before they knew it, Zhou Xiao had returned from exploration.
"Who is this?"
Zhou Xiao saw that the goddess was constantly talking to a chivalrous guest, and thought that her old friend had come to her.
"In Xia Lu Ming, the disciples of the Kongyuan faction. ”
Lu Ming clenched his fists and arched his hands, since there were masters like goddesses in the fast catcher, then he didn't dare to despise other fast catchers.
"You know her?"
"We've just met. ”
Lu Ming will explain to Zhou Xiao in the future, Zhou Xiao was very happy when he heard that this was a chivalrous and righteous knight, and there were many similarities between the two personalities, so the two talked very happily, and they couldn't wait to become brothers of the opposite sex at that time.
Zhu Xiang was also very happy to see that there were three people to help her this time, and she was about to prepare wine and food to thank the three benefactors.
Zhou Xiao waved his hand: "Don't be busy, it's not too late for us to come back to eat and drink after we catch the thief." ”
"Brother Zhou is right, no merit will be punished, and we will come to celebrate after we catch the thief. ”
Bidding farewell to Zhu Xiang, the three began to discuss how to catch the thief.
Zhou Xiao said: "In fact, new thieves usually don't have any strength, they only dare to bully women and old people, it is not difficult to arrest him, the difficulty is how to lure him out." ”
"Then what does Brother Zhou think?"
"Today I went to explore the place, and found that there were many hidden places around, so the thief must be lying in ambush on both sides, waiting for an opportunity, and we are going to find someone who seems to be easy to get through to lure him out. ”
"Then Brother Zhou means to let the woman go?"
"That's right, that's why I didn't let her go with me just now, for fear that the thief would be on guard against it. ”
"That's not right, although ordinary fists and feet can't hurt the woman, but the thief must have a weapon, and it's still too dangerous to be alone. ”
"So we have to be ready to answer at any time, I have a cannon here, and if we encounter a thief, we can hear and help, what do you think of this plan?"
"I don't have a problem. The goddess replied.
Seeing that the goddess agreed, of course Lu Ming had no opinion.
The next day, the three of them were ready, and the goddess carried a money bag full of stones on her waist, pretending to be a merchant who went into the mountain to buy mountain treasures, and went to the mountain along the road that Zhuxiang had walked.
Lu Ming and Zhou Xiao stopped where the trees began to thicken, and each hid.
The goddess walked slowly with the purse, accompanied only by the singing of birds and frogs, and there seemed to be no danger.
At this moment, a person suddenly jumped out of the woods in front of him, this person was thin and tall, with a pair of strange big hands, holding a spear in his right hand, and the tip of the spear was pointed at the chest of the goddess, and then he smiled obscenely: "Bring the beauty money bag." ”
Seeing the robber appear, the goddess smiled without panic at all: "Okay." ”
Untied the purse and threw it at the robber.
A bag full of stones flew through the air, and the big-handed robber reacted quickly, reaching out to catch it, but he didn't expect the goddess to throw it with great force, and after catching it, the center of gravity of her body was unstable and she was almost taken down.
The goddess took advantage of the robber's unsteady standing and threw a punch to kill him, but as soon as her body stepped forward, a large net suddenly rose from the ground, wrapping her whole body and hanging her in the air.
The goddess knew the plan, and immediately took out the cannon and threw it to the ground, but the big-handed robber was quick-eyed, and the huge big hand immediately grabbed the cannon firmly in his hand.
"Hahaha, I'm right, this girl is really a trap set by those stupid catchers, but unfortunately she can't escape the eyes of your master and me. ”
A large, bearded man tied a rope behind a tree and adjusted the goddess to just above the ground.
The big robber pointed his spear at the priestess's throat to tell her not to move, and the bearded man pulled out a rope and tied the goddess's hands and feet firmly.
"Chick, do you know why you were caught?"
The bearded robber said triumphantly.
The goddess didn't say a word, just looked at him silently, without a trace of expression on her face, and she couldn't see any emotional fluctuations.
"Hehe, the catcher who came to explore the road yesterday was with you, his idea is good, it's strange that your temperament is too cold and arrogant, there is no mercenary of a merchant at all, and there is no vulgarity of a village woman, and a little experience can be seen at a glance. ”
"Master is amazing, the apprentice almost fell for her. ”
"So you still need to learn, and you have to use your brain to be a successful thief. You see that she just wanted to use a smashing cannon, which means that her companion is around, and it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time, so let's withdraw. ”
The two bandits relieved the goddess and dragged the goddess on a special flatbed truck to the stronghold, the four wheels of the flatbed truck are composed of four small columns, dragging the mountain road not only saves effort but also can cover up the whereabouts well.
On the other side, Zhou Xiao and Lu Mingjiu knew that the situation might have changed before they heard the sound of the cannon, and when they came to the place where the goddess was kidnapped, they had already disappeared.
"No, the goddess is in trouble. Zhou Xiao said.
"This road hasn't come to an end yet, how can you see trouble?"
"Look what it is. Zhou Xiao pointed to the money bag full of stones on the ground and said.
"It's ...... The money bag you gave to the goddess?"
"That's right, the money bag is here, but the person is gone, something must have happened, let's quickly look for it and see if there are any clues. ”
The two hurriedly looked down to look for it, but the cart used by the bandit had cleverly covered the footprints, and the two had no clue after looking for a long time, but they couldn't ignore the robbery of the goddess, so they decided to look for it separately, and as soon as there was a clue, they also notified the other party with a cannon.
On the other side, the goddess was dragged to a hidden cave in Dawu Mountain, this cave is the stronghold of one of the bandits in the 100,000 Dawu Mountain, the big hand thief in this gang is nicknamed Oil Hand, and the bearded goat is an old bandit, and the rest also has a bare upper body big man called Chi Li, a swordsman who can't leave his body when he sleeps is called an old knife, and their leader is a female bandit with a bare waist and strong abdominal muscles called Shi Ji.
"Sister Ji, look at our harvest. The goat shouted at Shi Ji excitedly, although he was much older than Shi Ji, but he was still willing to call her Sister Shi Ji, which shows that this female thief has a certain ability.
Shi Ji was sitting in front of the cave at this time and lit a fire, and when she heard the goat's shout, she glanced at it casually and said, "Why did you get someone back? Who is she?"
"Hehe, eighty percent is a new female catcher in Bacheng. ”
"The new female catcher is fast? is the female catcher who arrested Wang Hu and the five people by himself, and he still doesn't want to be a fast catcher when he takes office?"
"I don't think eight or nine are far from ten. The goat said, wiping his beard.
Hearing this, the goddess was also shocked, she had just taken office yesterday, but she didn't expect that the bandits hiding in a remote cave had already understood her more clearly than herself, which shows that a well-informed news network has already been formed between the bandits, and any wind and grass will be spread immediately, with such a news network, it is even more difficult to get rid of the bandits in Bacheng, it seems that he was arrested today, and this news network is inseparable.
Shi Ji stood up, walked up to the goddess, kicked the goddess in the flank and asked, "Hey, are you the new female catcher?"
"Yes. The goddess replied.
"Yo, I promised so simply, okay, although you didn't arrest my people, but I still have to tell you that the people of our thief alliance are not something you can mess with casually, otherwise you will be made to cry. ”
"What do you want?" asked the goddess, still expressionless.
"Why? Don't you understand? Of course I'm going to make you cry. ”
"But do you have what it takes?"
As soon as the goddess said this, the goat and the oily hand were suddenly frightened, because they knew that this sentence would definitely anger Sister Shi Ji, and Sister Shi Ji's anger was an extremely terrifying thing. Sure enough, Shi Ji's face suddenly changed as if she was a different person, and said coldly: "Release her from the net." ”
The goat oil hand could only obey the order, and with a trembling pull, the goddess was pulled out of the net, and then quickly retreated.
As soon as the two of them retreated, Shi Ji kicked and trampled on the goddess like crazy, and the goddess was bound hands and feet and could only be ravaged by Shi Ji.
Shi Ji's toned muscles bulged, making her figure even tighter and more attractive, and every kick brought a gust of wind, stirring up the surrounding sand and stones. This stormy kick is called Rolling Stone, and the continuous low kicks were originally used to attack the opponent's lower plate, and at this time, Shi Ji used to kick all of them to the chest and abdomen of the goddess.
After a fierce kick, Shi Ji finally lost her breath, she sat back at the entrance of the cave, at this time the fire had risen, she picked up the bamboo shoots that she had snatched yesterday, put a large piece of beef on the fire and roasted it, roasted it for three years and swallowed it in one gulp.
"You pull her up and see if she's crying. Shi Ji instructed the oily hand. ”
The oiler was about to go over and pull the goddess, but the goddess stood up on her own.
Shi Ji had just finished eating a piece of beef with bamboo shoots, but the goddess who looked at her standing up smiled and applauded.
"Yes, yes, it's a little interesting, it's been a long time since there has been such a backbone person in Bacheng, Chi Li, Lao Dao, you two also go to help, if you don't make her cry, I'll make you cry." ”
Chili walked over, grabbed the ankles of the goddess tightly with both hands and flipped the goddess to the ground, and the old knife cut the rope on the goddess's feet quickly and accurately, and then sat on the side.
"Old knife, don't rest, go on, how can I do my business if you don't pick her short skirt?"
"Hmph, my knife will never do such dirty work, you let the oily hands get it. ”
"Come on, Oilhand do me a favor, I'll grab her leg and you take off her skirt. ”
"Okay. ”
"Goat, press her and don't let her move. ”
The three of them divided labor in an orderly manner, preparing to correct the goddess on the spot, but at this moment, the goddess suddenly said: "This is the end." ”
The tone of the goddess's words was cold and arrogant, with a commanding tone, as if she was the leader of these people, and several people were stunned after hearing this, Shi Ji also put down the beef that was roasting, and the old knife clenched the knife in his hand vigilantly.
Chi Li's hand holding the goddess's ankle felt a chill for some reason, as if he had a premonition that something bad would happen.