Chapter 5: Crying
Not long after Chili felt the chill, he only felt that his wrist was violently pulled, and this pull was as fast as a running bull, no matter how strong his muscles were, he couldn't stop it, and was freed from the feet of the goddess. Then the goddess used her arm to break free from the rope that helped her, and slapped the goat in the air with a backhand slap.
The oil hand was even worse, when he was about to take off the goddess's skirt, the goddess's knee hit his ribs when she shrunk her legs and broke free, and the two ribs were almost broken, and he fell to the ground holding his chest in pain.
Seeing that the three of them suffered a loss, the old knife's treasure knife was instantly unsheathed, and a knife was against the throat of the goddess, but he didn't expect the goddess to quickly slash at his wrist with the hand knife, and before he could stab it with force, his right hand suddenly lost consciousness, and the treasure knife that never left his hand fell to the ground, and then the goddess stood up.
"Yo, it turned out to be a pig and a tiger, and you are too tender with me to use this trick. ”
Shi Ji no longer sat and watched the play, and after getting up, he used his rolling stone feet again to take the goddess off the plate, and the goddess stood firmly with both feet and let Shi Ji sweep wildly and still stand still.
"You guys are stupid to see what you're doing, don't you go to copy the guys, find helpers. ”
"Oooh. The other four agreed, and then the goat ran into the forest, oil hands, red power, and old knives retreated into the cave, Shi Ji and the goddess fought together, and after receiving a few punches from the goddess, they found that the strength of the goddess was beyond imagination, so they could only fight and retreat.
"Sister Ji, take the knife. With a wave of his hand, the oily hand threw a full moon scimitar to Shi Ji, and he himself held a spear, and Chili, who came out with the oily hand, held a mace, and the old knife picked up his treasure knife.
"No wonder you can catch five people by yourself, it seems that there is really some kung fu, but you came to my base camp alone and underestimated me Shi Ji. ”
"Really? Then why didn't you dare to go up? Who just wanted to make me cry? ”
"Okay, just try it, then let you taste your Chili brother's big stick first. ”
Chili brandished a mace and rushed up, the muscles of his body burst out and the huge mace was like a running rhinoceros, the mace smashed head-on at the goddess, the goddess dodged lightly, and tripped him to the ground with a stretch of legs, and then she stepped on Chili's head with one foot, and with a shake of her ankle, half of Chili's head was pressed into the dirt alive.
"How's that?
The goddess's shot shocked the audience, and the frightened hands of the oily hands trembled, and the spear in her hand was almost unstable.
"What are you panicking about, didn't the goat go to invite Sister Da Fei, she is covered with iron with her bare hands and can hit a few nails? ”
"Who said she was a person?"
In the woods, Zhou Xiao and Lu Ming suddenly appeared as if divine soldiers had descended from the sky, and there were goats that had been beaten and fainted with swollen faces and fainted under their feet.
"How did you find here?" asked the goddess in amazement.
"Fireworks, when we searched around, we saw fireworks coming out of here, is this a signal from you?" Zhou Xiao asked.
"No, she's roasting beef. The goddess pointed to the bamboo shoots and beef on the ground and said.
"Ha, these bandits are quite good at enjoying themselves, and they are all caught in prison for them to enjoy. Zhou Xiao said.
"Joke, a little catcher also wants to move your Grandma Shi Ji, I think you are looking for death. ”
After speaking, Shi Ji raised a knife to cut Zhou Xiao, but was kicked by the goddess on the wrist and kicked the knife away.
"I'm the one you're going to cry about. The goddess said.
"Okay, then I'll make you cry first. ”
Shi Ji put on a posture and attacked the goddess, making a move of flying fire fist, this move fist brings the wind, and Shi Ji's strong core muscles drive the arm to exert force, which is extremely powerful, and it is precisely because of this set of punches that she can deter her four subordinates.
In the face of extremely tricky fists, the goddess took the simplest measures, she only protected her head, allowing the fists to hit other parts of the body, with a strong body, even Shi Ji's flying fire fist could not hurt her at all, and when Shi Ji was tired, the goddess suddenly punched Shi Ji in the stomach.
I saw Shi Ji's toned abdominal muscles being punched by the goddess and slammed into the abdomen, Shi Ji held her stomach incredibly, and her painful legs trembled and knelt on the ground.
"No way, why does my stomach hurt so much, ah. ”
Shi Ji groaned in pain, she couldn't believe that her proud abdominal muscles were so vulnerable in front of the goddess, she always likes to leak her belly naked on weekdays, one is that her belly is very sexy and good-looking, and the second is that her belly is extremely durable, and she is often used by her to gamble with others, and she will be secretly happy when she sees the extremely shocked expression after seeing others hit with all her strength, and the most powerful old knife among the four subordinates is what she won by gambling like this.
When the old knife saw that Shi Ji was beaten by the goddess with a punch and knelt on his stomach, he knew that he was in big trouble today, so he picked up the treasure knife and stabbed the goddess in the back.
"Little thief, do you still want to be a yin person?"
Lu Mingkong's sword came out with a sword flower to resolve the attack of the old knife.
"Goddess, you can concentrate on dealing with this female thief, and these two male thieves will be handed over to me. Lu Ming said.
"And me. Zhou Xiao also said.
The goddess nodded, and continued to stare at Shi Ji, just now she punched seriously, Shi Ji almost lost her combat effectiveness in pain, she has always had a vague understanding of her own strength, like the oil hand Chi Li, she obviously feels no threat, but when it comes to Shi Ji's level, she is a little uncertain, she is sure that she can beat her, but I don't know what kind of reaction her attack will have when it hits her. So Shi Ji became a live target for her tricks, and while she couldn't move, she kicked her in the stomach again.
"Wow. ”
The goddess stepped down, Shi Ji's abdominal muscles twitched again, and she vomited directly, and almost half of the half-cooked beef she had eaten just now spit out.
Shi Ji couldn't even sit on her knees after this foot, she fell to the ground holding her stomach, the half-cooked beef stimulated her injured stomach, and her whole body convulsed in pain, this feeling was like entering a hell of intestinal pumping, even a female gangster like Shi Ji couldn't stand it.
Looking at Shi Ji who fell to the ground, the goddess stepped on her abdomen with one foot, only with a slight force. Shi Ji screamed and cried out in pain......
On the other side, although the old knife is strong in Ye Luzi's knife skills, it is not as good as the decent Kongyuan sword technique, and he was pierced by Lu Ming's wrist and became disabled, not to mention the oil hand, except for the quick reaction of the hand, there was no resistance at all in front of Zhou Xiao, and Zhou Xiao cut off his index finger as punishment.
In order to boost the confidence of the people of Bacheng, Zhou Xiao borrowed five large prisoner cars to load the five people in the prisoner car and paraded the streets on the street, among the five people, the goat's nose and face were swollen from the goat to the pig's head, and the red face was pressed into a cake like a walking meatloaf, and the old knife and oil hand became disabled. The worst is Shi Ji, a tough female bandit who once dominated one side and likes to drink and eat meat, tortured by broken intestines and half-raw beef, holding her belly full of abdominal muscles in the prison car and not stopping diarrhea, moaning and sobbing, and no longer has the arrogance of the past.
At first, Lu Ming thought that he was just grabbing a basket of bamboo shoots, so he would not be punished so heavily, but when he and Zhou Xiao entered the cave, they no longer thought so, there were all kinds of treasures here, bracelets for lovers, jade pendants that had lasted for a hundred years, and all kinds of gold, silver and bronze utensils.
Each of these treasures may have a story of blood and tears behind it, not only how many lovers are separated by yin and yang, how many white-haired people send black-haired people, and how many happy families are hungry from now on.
The reason why Zhou Xiao let those bandits make a fool of themselves in public is because he has experienced the pain caused by being robbed, when he was a child, his father went to a business trip in order to treat his mother's illness, and he hurried overnight in order to come back in time, but he encountered robbers on the way. His father was willing to give everything else but the precious medicinal herbs brought back from outside the country and refused, but he was killed by robbers, and his mother died within a few days of hearing the bad news, and the family that was originally quite rich completely collapsed, so he was determined to be a thief who caught all the thieves in the world.
After the three of them put the robbers in prison, they went to Zhuxiang's house to celebrate, Zhou Xiao gave the captured bamboo shoots and some treasures to Zhu Xiang, Zhu Xiang made bamboo shoots for everyone to celebrate, and the three of them finally ate this Bacheng specialty.
Zhou Xiao is not a pedantic person, he does not plan to hand over all the remaining thieves, since the county order is unwilling to pay for the goddess, and he is not willing to spend money for public security, then he will solve the financial problem by himself, and there is no need to abide by the so-called rules and regulations.
In the end, Zhou Xiao gave part of the remaining thieves to Lu Ming as a thank you, and part of it purchased a set of equipment for the goddess to catch fast.
Ten thieves were caught one after another, and Shi Ji and his group were paraded through the streets, and the surroundings of Bacheng were really peaceful.
On this day, Zhou Xiao was interviewed by the county order alone, and he thought that the county order would give him a reward, but he didn't expect the county order to scold him with a big face:
"Zhou Xiao, it's against you, who gave you the right to call the prisoner car to let these thieves parade the streets? Have they passed the court? Have you been convicted? Aren't you messing around. ”
But they were obviously robbers who blocked the way and killed people, and according to the law of the Han Dynasty, they should parade through the streets and be beheaded. ”
"Hmph, do you have any evidence to block the road and kill people? Who did they kill and rob whom, do you tell me? Okay, even if you say it, then it will be judged and then executed by the three sessions, how is your abuse of lynching different from them?"
"Didn't I behead them too? Zhou Xiao whispered.
"You are still reasonable, if you behead you, the sin will be greater, okay, I won't tell you, you can step down, and punish you for a month to reflect on at home. ”
The county commander shook his head and turned to leave, the reason why he was angry was not that Zhou Xiao violated the rules and pulled the bandits to the streets, but that doing so might anger the bandit alliance, although he didn't know what form the thief alliance existed, and he didn't even know if it really existed, but the lessons of the previous county commanders told him that the bandits could only be a show, and a little too much would attract retaliation, and he was afraid that Zhou Xiao's actions would implicate him.
Zhou Xiao walked out of the county office with a depressed heart, but he didn't expect that the other four would not see anyone during the day, but the catcher who was missing at night greeted him at the door. These four people are either relatives of the county order or friends in the officialdom ask for related households, and they are called Liu De, Zhang Yi, Guan Chang, and Zhao Long respectively.
"Zhou Zhutou is really a young hero. ”
Liu De, the head catcher, said with a smile on his face.
Zhou Xiao didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in the gourd of the four of them, so he asked cautiously, "What's the matter with you?"
"Of course it's a good thing, congratulations to Brother Zhou on being promoted to head catcher. Another catcher Zhang Yi said
"How come I don't know?"
"Why don't you know that you're here? Didn't the county magistrate just call you in to announce this?"
"Then it seems that your news is wrong, I went in and was ordered by the county to approve it. ”
"Approved? Well, this is normal, the county order is afraid that you will be proud, first criticize you, and then promote you to be the head catcher. Zhao Long said.
"How do you know about such a thing?"