Chapter 16 Call Me Situ Jingchen
"The girl got up so early, where is the girl's fairy town? How old is it? Is there a marriage match, but there is a lover? Xiaosheng is not talented, this age is sixteen, there is no marriage match, and it is really the old man and mercy to meet the girl. Can... Zou Yang changed his face as a pig brother, rubbed his hands and stared at the cold woman and walked towards the woman with a smile.
"Get out, you disciple, dare to get closer an inch again, believe it or not, I've taken your dog's life now. The cold woman suddenly raised her eyebrows, and her anger burned, and a long sword magically appeared in her hand and resounded directly with Zou Yang, and Zou Yang could splash blood on the spot when he took a step forward.
"Girl, let's say something in bed, oh no, let's say something well, you look at the spring river and the warm jade smoke, and the pond is full of spring water like a flowing year. You look so beautiful, what a terrible scenery of dancing knives and swords" Looking at the cold long sword that was 0.01 cm away from his neck, Zou Yang's back was cold, and his speech was not very sharp, for fear that this girl would not hold it firmly and leave a permanent scar for herself, which is something that Zou Yang, who loves beauty so much, cannot tolerate.
"Shut up, and if you say it again, I'll kill you, a sharp-tongued disciple, by my sword. The cold woman gritted her teeth, and she couldn't wait to cut Zou Yang's tongue right now, and said with anger in her eyes
“。。。。 Zou Yang closed his mouth in amusement, and after a quarter of an hour or so, Zou Yang pointed to the sky, the boat, the earth and himself, and then sighed sadly.
"Hmph, what are you messing with?" said the cold woman who looked at Zou Yang's messy gestures for a while
"Can I speak?" Zou Yang asked weakly
"Say it, but if you say another word that is out of tune, today next year will be your death day. The corner of the cold woman's mouth twitched slightly, and then she put the long sword into the sheath and put it behind her back, standing by the river without saying a word.
"Ah, suffocate me. Zou Yang let out an exaggerated breath, relieved his stiff muscles, and secretly glanced at the cold woman with his eyes and found that the cold woman was standing there motionless, the spring breeze caressed the willows, gently shaking the cold woman's white dress, and the hair on her sideburns swayed with the breeze, revealing her white and flawless long neck, like a proud swan, Zou Yang became crazy again.
"If you dare to look around, be careful that I gouge out your dog's eyes. The cold woman didn't look back, and said coldly as if she had eyes all over her body.
"Well, ah, girl, I mean to say that heaven and earth are unkind and all things are dogs. Looking at the river and clear water and looking at the promenade of the painting boat, I think of my Ming Dynasty and now the people are not happy, the traitors are in charge, and the people in the troubled world are like grass mustard. Thinking of myself again, I don't know where the world is where I can stay. Zou Yang put his hands behind his back, straightened his chest and stomach, lowered his head and pondered for a while, seemed to recall the past for a while, and sighed with emotion for a while, while talking nonsense, making the cold and glamorous woman stunned for a while, I don't know which one is Zou Yang between the disciple just now and the person in front of me who is worried about the country and the people, looking at Zou Yang for a while puzzled and curious.
"You, a disciple, still have the mind to worry about the country and the people, you are really a toad sneezing, what a big breath. The cold woman sneered with an expression of disbelief.
"Girl, you can insult my personality, but you can't insult my Da Ming, I am a member of Da Ming. How can I say that I am also a dignified seven-foot man, as the so-called rise and fall of the world is the responsibility of the husband, why can't I worry about the country and the people? Why can't I look at this group of rouge vulgar fans and sigh at the so-called talented and beautiful women? Why can't I be full of emotion because I don't meet a talent?" Zou Yang became more and more excited, his eyes were red, and he took a step towards a cold and glamorous woman.
"Hmph, it's still a seven-foot man, and five feet (shameless) is about the same. The cold woman subconsciously took a step back, only to be forced to take a step back by the prostitution of the disciple in front of her, and said sarcastically with shame
"Girl, this is your fault, as the so-called five short must have a long, you don't judge people by their appearance. Zou Yang met the cold woman's gaze without any fear, and said with a straight face
Looking at Zou Yang's righteous and awe-inspiring gaze, the cold and glamorous woman didn't dare to look at each other, and turned her head away.
"What are your strengths, is it just the half-baked poem you just made, although it is brilliant, but it is only far-fetched, who knows who you copied. Although the cold and glamorous woman was shocked by Zou Yang's literary brilliance just now, she still couldn't lose her face to agree with Zou Yang, so she wanted to test Zou Yang.
"That girl can come up with a question, see if the half-hung poems I wrote are in the eyes of the girl?" Zou Yang suddenly became angry, and was sarcastically ridiculed by the chick in front of him again and again, it is really unbearable Uncle can't bear it, uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it, I am familiar with 300 Tang poems, and I can't get an ancient little girl after a few years of education and people.
"Then I'll test you, do you see the woman on the tall building over there, write a poem on her topic, and limit you to a cup of tea, otherwise you will be a deception and thief, and everyone will be punished." The cold woman shook the scabbard in her hand at Zou Yang and said coldly
Zou Yang responded to the prestige, and saw a woman who looked like a young woman from a distance, standing by the window of a high-rise building, looking at the willow tree and river, with a sad face.
"What if I make it, what if I can't do it, what good is it? I can't write poetry that anyone can see with their own eyes or hear with their own ears. I'm not interested in no bets. Zou Yang tilted his head provocatively and looked at the cold woman with a smile.
"Hmph, if you make it, I can promise you an overly demanding request, if you can't do it, you will sleep here for a long time, and the province will be embarrassed. The cold woman looked at Zou Yang with disdain, she didn't think that Zou Yang could make decent poems in the time of a cup of tea, even if it was impossible for Yu Beihong, a great Confucian in the world, to make it in such a short time.
"Okay, that's a deal. What's so difficult about writing a poem as a pediatric thing, you don't need a cup of tea, I'll make it for you now. Zou Yang's bright broad bean eyes rolled, and then said confidently to the cold woman.
"Hmph, your tone is not small, I really don't know that your tone is not as good as your talent. The cold woman was surprised, but she didn't want to believe that the lewd man in front of her would make a poem in such a short time.
"The young woman in the boudoir does not know sorrow,
Spring makeup on the green building.
Suddenly I saw the willow color of the strange head,
The penitent husband is looking for a marquis. ”
Zou Yang shook his head and groaned as if he was melancholy
"You... The cold woman suddenly raised her eyebrows, her eyebrows widened, her lips did not rise, and she looked at the unattractive and even ugly guy in front of her in disbelief. was able to make such a superb poem in an instant, which made the cold woman stunned and speechless for a while.
Zou Yang looked at the stunned cold woman and felt a dark feeling in his heart, hehe, even if I copied it, it was mine, Zou Yang thought shamelessly. As long as I can relieve the stuffiness in my chest, I will copy it, and the person who made this poem can still come to me and sue me for copyright infringement.
"You must have copied it again. The cold woman refused to admit defeat
"Hey, girl, I have to remind you of one thing, if you lose, you lose, why bother with a hard mouth, are you just a reckless woman who can't afford to lose and will only rely on force to suppress people?"
"When did I say I wouldn't admit defeat, but, it's just that how do you know for sure that woman is worried about her husband's joining the army? The cold woman's eyes fluttered, her mouth pursed, and she still didn't give up, and said stubbornly
"Girl, people stand in the world, and the word is the head, you can't say without faith, and you can't be a gentleman without faith. I'll teach you a few more points. I am sure that this woman is sad about her husband's joining the army. First, the woman was brightly dressed, with two hibiscus embroidered on her chest, and she must be the wife and concubine of a general in the army (the wife of the Ming Dynasty must show the peony pattern on the chest, and the number of peonies and its embroidery needle attributes are determined according to the grade). Second, the woman went to Jiangbei, in recent years, the Great Khanate of Northern Xinjiang was about to move, the war was on the verge of breaking out, the border harassment continued, the imperial court issued a decree to double the military achievements, and her husband must be a general stationed in the frontier. Third, although the woman's face was sad, but if she looked closely, there was an expectation in the sorrow, and she must have hoped that her husband would return triumphantly and bring back the military merits, and it seems that this woman still has a lot of confidence in her husband. Girl, can I explain clearly?" Zou Yang said as he looked at the cold woman with a glint of wisdom in his eyes
"Okay, count me as a loser this time, you can make a request, but not too much, otherwise you know the ending. The cold woman stroked the sword in Su's hand, and said to Zou Yang with a threatening smile.
"Don't worry, am I the kind of person who brazenly takes advantage of people's danger? I just want to ask... Zou Yang felt a pang in his heart, and wanted to take the opportunity to make a shameless request to embarrass the cold woman, but it seemed that this matter could only be stopped.
Zou Yang changed into a pair of squinting eyes and swept around the cold woman, this figure is convex and concave, willow waist and augmented breasts, straight and round buttocks, tight and powerful long legs and a cold and delicate face, it is a man who is boiling with beast blood, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is the best in the world.
"Say it quickly, no matter how dare you look around, there is no shortage of you under my sword. The cold woman was obviously made furious by Zou Yang's shameless and obscene eyes, this person was cunning and deceitful, for fear that he would make a request that was not excessive but embarrassing to herself.
"I ,,, just want to ask the girl's name, how old is it?" Zou Yang said with an honest look in an instant.
"You, that's all you want?" the cold woman looked at Zou Yangdao in disbelief
"Well, that's it, does the girl have other options for the following reference?" Zou Yang looked at the cold woman with a smile
"No, my name is Situ Jingchen, and I am twenty-eight this year. The cold woman replied a little awkwardly, after all, it was very rude to ask the other party's name and age directly in ancient times, especially women.
"Situ Jingchen, Jingya Chenqing, good name, Xiaosheng Zou Yang, fourteen this year. I've seen the girl, I was offended just now, I hope the girl has a lot of seas, don't be like Xiaosheng. Zou Yang bowed to Situ Jingchen, and his polite appearance made Situ Jingchen even more surprised.
The unattractive man in front of him will be quick-witted, witty and cunning, will be talented, bold and fearless, will be sophisticated, calm and meticulous, and will be polite and knowledgeable, so that Situ Jingchen is confused and doesn't understand which one is the real Zou Yang, the key is that this man is only fourteen years old, which is really surprising. In fact, she didn't know that Zou Yang was only ten years old, and she knew that Zou Yang was really old, so she guaranteed that Situ Jingchen's jaw dropped.
"Well, I see that you are still young, and you are quick-witted, and you really have a few talents. Just now you said that you didn't meet Huaicai, but you are useless and you are a scholar, you should have heard of it. Then let me ask you, how is Da Ming now?" Situ Jingchen still didn't give up and continued to think about Zou Yang
"Today's Da Ming, hehe, illness comes like a mountain, and the disease is like a thread. If you want to ask how to deal with it, you must first settle down inside. Through what Zou Yang saw and heard along the way, just a few sentences expressed Zou Yang's views on the current Ming Dynasty.
"Since you have never met since you have been in the middle of the world, then if one day you have the ability to rule the world, I mean if, what is your wish?" Situ Jingchen said in surprise with a slight frown
As an epoch-making great young man who was born under the Ming Dynasty and grew up in the cold winter, Zou Yang's wish is to maintain world peace, uphold justice among people, and purify the social atmosphere. Zou Yang was impassioned, with a strange expression, and said in a strange posture of moving forward
"Poof!" Situ Jingchen was amused by Zou Yang's sudden strange posture and witty words.
Looking at Situ Jingchen's cold face, he suddenly smiled like a flower, his teeth were like shellfish, his lips were like a rhyme and like a cold winter plum blooming instantly, and the rainbow after the rain was as intoxicating and amazing, as if the whole world was suddenly illuminated.
"Hmph, since this is the case, I see that you also have a bit of a heart to serve the country, since you have no fixed place at this time, and you have nowhere to go, in this way, I have a famous post here, you take it to Nanxuanmen Wu Mansion to find Wu Lanche. I will let him know in a letter so that he can take you in. You have to do your duty, you dare to do anything wrong in Wufu, my sword will take your life at any time. Situ Jingchen pulled out a slap from his arms, handed the gold-rimmed name card to Zou Yang, and said fiercely with apricot eyes and angry teeth.
"Thank you Jingchen, Jingchen, you are so kind, you look at the weather just right for a walk, why don't we talk while walking?" Zou Yang said to Situ Jing enthusiastically as he was familiar with Jingchen
"Hmph, Jingchen is what you can call? I still have something to do, take my leave, remember my words, don't do anything wrong, or take your life." Situ Jingchen didn't feel like staying by Zou Yang's side for a moment, leaving a sentence and jumping up, his feet in the air. Leap to the top of the tree.
"Alas, Jingchen, I still have a lot to say to you, don't go so fast. No matter who you meet, he is the person who should appear in your life, and it is no accident. Zou Yang looked at Situ Jingchen, who was flying away, chased a few steps, made a small megaphone with both hands and shouted.
The figure flying through the air shuddered suddenly, and then flew off into the distance without looking back. It's like a glimpse, with a charming posture, like a cold fairy.
Zou Yang, who had never received a parting word, was in a good mood, at least knowing the name of such a peerless woman, which made Zou Yang feel happy for a while.
Zou Yang walked leisurely along the river embankment, humming a little song and unconsciously came to a restaurant. From a distance, there was a crowd of people, and there was a great posture of uprising. There is a desk in front of the restaurant, on which the four treasures of the study room are neatly placed, and a young and pretty woman in red is standing at the table with a smile. A group of onlookers shook the fan lightly, and the clothes were thin. Some shook their heads, and some looked sad as if they were stumped by something. Zou Yang couldn't help but be curious, so he took two steps forward, stretched out an obscene and ugly head and looked around.
I saw that this restaurant is magnificent, with a height of seven floors, and the side buildings of the moon extend on both sides. It is also a first-class building in the capital. It seems to be newly opened, and the vermilion lacquer gold plaque is clearly oblique with five big characters on the first floor of the world.
"Hey, this brother, why are so many people standing here?" asked a young man with eight-figure eyebrows, broad bean eyes, a slight nose facing the sky, and thin lips to a talented man who was racking his brains and thinking
"Huh, brother's appearance is so distinctive, and there is still a light of wisdom in his eyes, haha. I'm here only because of the couplets of this newly opened restaurant. As long as someone can match the couplet, they can serve free meals for seven days. You must know that the owner of this restaurant is opened by Wu Lanjiani, the first talented woman in Chang'an City of our Ming Dynasty. Miss Wu Lan is a fairy-like person, she is not allowed to have eyebrows, and her posture is even more deceitful, and Miss Wu Lan especially admires talented people, but no one has been able to enter her eyes so far. Tell me, as long as Miss Wu Lan doesn't treat her differently, it's not impossible for the guests to enter the curtain. It's a pity that my dream of Wu Lan's son-in-law can't be answered until now. The genius was slightly surprised, surprised that such a man is really rare, with a lewd smile that you know, and then the folding fan kept hitting his head and said in annoyance
"Heh, there are such things, let me see if it is He Shanglian, can it be that my name is like Brother Tai. ”
Yes, the young man with a very distinctive appearance is Zou Yang. At this time, Zou Yang kindly comforted the talented man.
Hearing Zou Yang's praise, the talented man instantly straightened his waist and shook the folding fan in his hand vigorously. At this time, the temperature on a spring morning was a little low, and Zou Yang looked at the goosebumps and cold hairs under the neck of the talented man and did not pierce it, smiled slightly, and hid his merit and fame.
Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Flow, Wangjiang Tower, Wangjiang Tower, Jianglou Eternity, River Flow.
Good linkage, so uplink, can be said to be in response to the situation, the meaning is extraordinary, the front word is connected to the back word, and the difficulty coefficient is full of charm and soars. In Feng Shui, there are five elements of water, and there is a river in front of the door, which is a lot of wealth. Wangjiang Tower is the first floor in the world, looking at the wealth and fortune, and flowing through the ages, this link is even more wonderful. The first talented woman in the capital doesn't seem to be in vain.
Zou Yang stood with his hands on his shoulders, spinning in place, his eyebrows were slightly wrinkled for a while, and he shook his head with a smile, and the people around him were surprised
"Yes, I'll take a look. Just as everyone was racking their brains and thinking, Zou Yang shouted.