Chapter 17 Meal Tickets

"Hey, ugly ghost, be careful that the cowhide is blown out, our Chang'an geniuses are thinking about it here for two hours and one hour, how long will it take for you to make it when you just came, are you insulting me and waiting for my intelligence?" Hearing that Zou Yang was about to come out of the next couplet, a goldfish eye, catfish mouth, thin square face, and untidy clothes and hats looked like a general talent who had just come out of the Qinglou and was suddenly unconvinced.

"Yes, yes, you ugly ghost has only been here for a long time, be careful that the cowhide is blown up, don't be ashamed and self-righteous when the time comes, haha!" The Chang'an talents coaxed with a sour taste

"Yes, yes, it's not for vulgar and vulgar people like you to vote, of course, it depends on the opinion of this girl. Zou Yang was shouted by everyone and an ugly ghost was immediately furious, Lao Tzu blamed me like this, growing like this has made Zou Yang scold his mother for ten years, and then he was ridiculed by this group of pig-like fake talents, Zou Yang was very angry.

"This son, can you think about it? This couplet has been hanging by my young lady for more than three months, and no one has ever answered correctly. Does Childe need to think about it before answering?" The pretty woman looked at Zou Yang with a hesitant look at everyone, and it seemed that she didn't believe that Zou Yang could answer.

"Girl, this, this is not necessary, although Xiaosheng is only a shallow learner, he also wants to give it a try. Zou Yang walked over timidly

"Okay then, I'll do it all, Childe please"

The pretty woman's face was slightly cold, and she originally thought that the talented people had pity for laughing at Zou Yang, but Zou Yang didn't know what to do, so he went with him. I want to kiss Miss Fangrong, I forgot about a few catties and a few taels, and I took the blame for myself, just let it go, the pretty woman secretly shook her head and prepared pen, ink, paper and inkstone for Zou Yang.

I saw Zou Yang pick up the luck of the pen, think for a while, and then write with the dragon flying and the phoenix dancing. The crowd tiptoed in anticipation. Some people are curious if this ugly man can break such a superb couplet, and some people are waiting for the moment when Zou Yang is ugly with both hands crossed and gloating, and ridicule has already been brewed. But more often than not, a face of disdain.

"Girl, it's written, ask the girl to identify it. Zou Yang put down the brush in his hand and handed the written couplet to the pretty woman.

"Wait a minute, boy, I'll send it to my young lady to see. The pretty woman responded and walked quickly upstairs with Zou Yang's pen and ink.

"Haha, ugly ghost, I'm waiting for the genius of Chang'an to sit here and wait for your masterpiece, don't be ashamed, just like this, you also want to see the beauty of the Wulan Fairy in my heart, die for you." Goldfish eyes, catfish mouth, dry and thin, square face, talent, full of disdain, laughing

The talented men and the square-faced man looked at Zou Yang with a worried face, and their hearts were even more determined in Zou Yang's thoughts.

"Miss, Miss!"

"Xiaolian, what are you doing in a panic, how old are you and still as hairy as when you were a child, and you are not afraid of outsiders seeing jokes. "In a Tianzi No. 1 room on the seventh floor, the powder tent warms the bed, and a neat row of bookshelves is full of ancient books. The incense burner curls, wisps of musk waft in the air, the simple and calm desk is placed on the delicate study of the four treasures, the window is wide open, directly opposite the willow green river, the house is full of flowers, green potted plants are all around, this environment is very elegant and charming.

A goose yellow light shirt with moire silk edges, and the skin of the frost and snow exudes a shining light, a twenty-eight woman is holding an ancient book, sitting on the front of the chair and looking at the book elegantly and indifferently, only to see this woman with cloud temples coiled up, a crescent moon eyebrows, charming apricot eyes, a straight nose, a delicate face, a cherry-like mouth, a long neck as white as a swan, fingers like green onions, slender and round, the whole body exudes a literary and artistic fan that is knowledgeable and gentle, and the beautiful eyes look at a pretty woman who pushes the door and says slowly.

"I'm sorry Miss, the slave was reckless. The woman named Xiaolian hurriedly saluted

"You damn girl, how many times have I told you, when no one is around, don't call me Miss, we grew up together since childhood, like sisters, I won't be happy if you want to do this again!"

"Miss, I... Xiaolian was extremely moved and looked down at the woman holding the book like a child who had done something wrong

"Xiaolian, why are you looking for me in such a hurry?" The beautiful woman with the book in her hand asked

"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, Miss, hehe, someone came out of your couplet, this is the next couplet written by that person for me to send to you to see. Xiaolian patted her head and said with a smile

"Oh, how can you do that? Show me it. The stunning woman put down the book in her hand, and said with a hint of surprise in her beautiful eyes

Xiaolian handed the next couplet written by Zou Yang to the stunning woman, and the stunning woman gently spread the lower couplet on the desk and slowly opened it.

I saw a line of flowing water, the pen walked the dragon and snake, the force penetrated the back of the paper, and the strong and powerful handwriting slowly met the eyes of the stunning woman.

The stunning woman was attracted by this powerful handwriting at first sight, looking at it with relish, her beautiful eyes were sparkling, and she was contemplative and surprised.

Boom, a messy footstep interrupted the minds of the talents. The pretty woman came to Zou Yang expressionlessly and stared at Zou Yang.

"Congratulations to Childe, your Miss Xialian is right and very neat, you can spend seven days in our store for free, and my lady has invited Childe to go upstairs to talk. The pretty woman was Xiaolian who came down from upstairs, and I saw Xiaolian looking at Zou Yang and saying respectfully

"What?" the onlookers were stunned, their mouths wide open, and their expressions of surprise and disbelief on their faces.

"This, this, this can't be, this can't be. My goddess, how can my Wulan fairy invite you to this ugly ghost? If you want to invite me, you will also invite me, like my Yushu Linfeng is better than Pan An, and the Li Wencai of a * flower is not as good as your ugly ghost, it is really unfair in the world, and God is jealous of the talent!" The thin quartet big face scholar beat his chest and cried, pointing at Zou Yang sad and indignant

With the wail of the thin, square-faced man, a wave of killing aura instantly enveloped Zou Yang. All the talented people nodded in regret and deep agreement, and looked at Zou Yang angrily, if their eyes could kill, Zou Yang would have been crushed by now.

"Poof! I've seen shameless, but I've never seen a shameless person like you. Just your square-faced goldfish eyes, catfish mouth is embarrassed to say that you Yushu Linfeng is better than Pan An?" Zou Yang was thundered by the expressions of the square-faced man and the talented people in front of him.

"Giggles, everyone, all talents, this is my young lady's question, since this son is right, then it is understandable to get the reward he deserves, if you have a son who can be right and will not repeat the next link with this son, you can also get my young lady's promise. Xiaolian looked at the ugly ghost in front of her and smiled so much that she couldn't straighten her waist, but she still forcibly held back her laughter and said to everyone.

"What he's talking about, we're going to see if it's really right? A man of loss and shame yelled

"Yes, we're going to look at the next couplet. The crowd chimed in

"Childe, can you show them the next link?" Xiaolian asked Zou Yang respectfully

"Since those mountain spirits and ghosts want to see it, let's show them," Zou Yang said calmly

"Yes, Childe!"

With the murderous eyes of all the talents, Xiaolian slowly opened the following couplet written by Zou Yang:

Printing the moon well, printing the moon shadow, printing the moon shadow in the printing moon well, the moon well for ten thousand years, the moon shadow for ten thousand years.

"Whew!"

The crowd was as silent as late as night, except for the sound of heavy panting and the crunching of steel teeth. The couplet is neat, and the meaning is the same, so that all talents are powerless to refute. The eyes of the talented people looking at Zou Yang slowly changed from resentment to jealousy and sourness. Looking at a group of crooked melons and inferior jujubes full of melancholy eyes, Zou Yang chrysanthemum's hair stood on end, and she turned her brain quickly, if she accepted the invitation of this young lady at this time, it is estimated that she will have a life to go back.

"This, girl, the kindness of your young lady, I understand Xiaosheng, Xiaosheng I am already a vulgar person is difficult to get into the elegant hall, this pair just fancy the temptation of seven days of free meals, as long as the girl gives the certificate of seven days of free food, it is very good. Zou Yang saluted slightly to Xiaolian

"Childe, can you think about it clearly? My young lady is not a chance for anyone to see?" Xiaolian said with a surprised and unconvinced face, you must know that the young talents in the entire capital who want to see * can be lined up from the palace to the city gate, and this ugly ghost in front of her dares to refuse such a great benefit, which really makes Xiaolian feel unbelievable and very puzzled.

"Well, think it through. Zou Yang said with a serious face

The Chang'an geniuses stared nervously at the conversation between the two.

"That's good, this is a free meal voucher, the son can take it, there is no limit to the number of people, and it is valid for seven days. Xiaolian said coldly because of this, the ugly ghost actually relied on a little talent to not see her own young lady

Whew! Fortunately, a big stone pressed in the bottom of the hearts of the talented people of Chang'an finally let go. Tasting a breath, the eyes that looked at Zou Yang again suddenly became friendly, with a look of thinking that the kid's eyes were bright, otherwise your grave here would have been three feet of basil, and Zou Yang then felt that the murderous aura instantly dissipated without a trace.

"Thank you, girl, say goodbye!" Zou Yang took the voucher and turned around and left, without a trace of dragging mud and water.

"Childe stays. Xiaolian suddenly stopped Zou Yang

"What else is the matter with the girl?" Zou Yang turned his head and asked

"I haven't known the name of the childe.,Can you?。。 Xiaolian hesitated

"Oh, sorry, my name is Zou Yang, our green mountains will not change the green water for a long time, and there will be a period in the future!" Zou Yang hugged his fists and planned to jump away, but suddenly thought that he was not Situ Jingchen, so he had to walk out of the crowd in the direction of Lingyuan Temple depressedly.

"Miss, that's it, that guy named Zou Yang is too ignorant. There is a son in the whole capital who does not want to see the demeanor of the young lady, but this poor and ugly ghost has a little talent and does not take the young lady in his eyes, which is simply infuriating. Xiaolian said angrily to her young lady

"Oh, there is such a thing? The world is so great that a man who covets beauty should be favored by me? I think this man is brilliant in his writing, unconventional, and a strange man in his behavior. But the strange people must act differently, and they must not be underestimated. Xiaolian, you don't have to be angry, beauty and ugliness are just a pair of skins, I don't care why you are angry about the name and beauty of this talented woman. The beautiful woman smiled and said to Xiaolian.

"Besides, since he has accepted the meal card, he will definitely come here again, and I will have to take a good look at what kind of person he is when the time comes. It can be seen that although the stunning beauty is generous, since some people are not interested in their own talent and appearance, this is an abrupt beauty, and the beautiful woman is also a little indignant in her heart. Ask the woman in the world who is not interested in the man.

Zou Yang, the stunning woman secretly remembered this name, and then pretended to be nothing, picked up the book in her hand and slowly flipped through it.

"Lu Kaiyin, Zhang Heng, Ren Mi, I'll take you to have a good rub at night. Zou Yang returned to the restaurant where he lived, pushed open the door and shouted loudly

"Huh, where did the people go?"

It turned out that Zou Yang pushed open the door and found that the three living treasures were nowhere to be found. Originally, I was excited to take these three rice buckets to the first floor of the world to rub them, but I didn't expect that people didn't know where to go, which made Zou Yang a little embarrassed.

Zou Yang didn't care about him, and he went to bed directly and fell asleep.

"Senior brother, is the news sure to be reliable?" In a secret room, Zhuge Yuxi asked Zhuge Jie excitedly

"It has been confirmed, I have passed this news to the master and his old man, this time we must be prepared for foolproof, and strive to win with one blow. Miaokong is very cunning, and it must be difficult to catch the golden cicada that escaped the pursuit of the world's heroes and the imperial court thirty years ago. Once the news leaks out, the consequences are unimaginable, and there will be a bloody storm in the rivers and lakes again. Zhuge Jie said in a deep voice

"Then senior brother, when are we going to capture Miaokong?" asked Zhuge Yuxi

"Girl, what are you in a hurry, let's get ready first and wait for the master's order. Zhuge Jie looked at Zhuge Yuxi and said dotingly.

"Okay, let's wait for Daddy's news first. Senior brother, let's find a few people from the Spirit Point to guard this line well, but don't let Miaokong run away. I think it's better for me to follow Miaokong first, after all, I'm a woman, relatively speaking, Miaokong should let down his vigilance. Zhuge Yuxi thought for a while and said

"It's okay, junior sister, be careful, Miaokong is extraordinary, we just need to know where he is staying, don't startle the snake. Zhuge Jie said seriously

"Well, I slept really well this night, and I was refreshed! I haven't seen Peng Peng and the ghost slave for a long time, so I just went to see it today. "It turned out that as soon as they entered Chang'an City, Zou Yang and Zhuge Yuxi left some of their men and horses in another branch of Xuanyuan Pavilion, and the ghost slave stayed with Peng Peng because of his injuries.

"Master, master!" shouted a hurried voice outside the door

Zou Yang pushed open the door and stuck out his head, looking left and right. I saw a person and a donkey standing in the hall of the restaurant, yes, the people who came were the ghost slaves and Peng Peng who Zou Yang planned to visit.

Peng Peng saw Zou Yang and struggled to break free from the reins held by the ghost slave and ran upstairs, its huge body, smacked a few steps on the narrow staircase, the stairs shook wildly, and the frightened shopkeeper screamed.

Seeing the situation, Zou Yang stopped Peng Peng's impulsive behavior with his eyes. Peng Peng saw Zou Yang's sharp eyes, like a child who had done something wrong, lowered his head and slowly retreated to the middle of the hall.

Zou Yang walked down the stairs to the hall, Peng Peng affectionately rubbed Zou Yang's shoulder with his donkey face, and Zou Yang stroked Peng Peng dotingly.

"Ghost slave, why are you here?, are your legs and feet healed?" Zou Yang asked with concern as he looked at the ghost slave

"Gongzi Xie is worried, there is medicine from the Medicine King Valley, how can there be a bad reason. Now I'm back to normal, haha!" The ghost slave has also been much more cheerful since he escaped from the clan, and the old haze has been swept away.

"That's good, that's good, Medicine King Valley, if you have the chance, you must go and see what kind of place it is. Zou Yang looked at the ghost slave with relief and said.

"Now that the prince has the support of Xuanyuan Pavilion, although the Medicine King Valley has a transcendent status in the secular world, he must be taboo when he sees Xuanyuan Pavilion. If Childe wants to go to the Medicine King Valley, you can visit directly to the door, and the Medicine King Valley will definitely open the door to welcome you. The ghost slave nodded and said to Zou Yang

"Well, we'll talk about that then. ”

"Peng Peng, you haven't been naughty lately, have you?" Zou Yang asked as he touched Peng Peng's donkey head

"Ang, Ang!" Peng Peng shook his head again and again, and took a step back.

"Ghost slave, has this beast been in trouble recently?" Looking at Peng Peng's expression, Zou Yang instantly understood a lot, and turned to the ghost slave and asked.