Chapter 54: Yao Chi Jiaoke
Sun Dakong found that the little fairy sister sent by Yaochi was very abnormal, and when he saw a celestial minister like Tai Bai Xing, he just bowed his head, but the old lady almost bent his waist?
And this fairy looks at herself very hot and bold, it is not enough to look at it once, she keeps looking back and forth, and the crescent-shaped eyes really narrowed into crescents in the end.
"Taibai Xingjun, Niangniang sent me to pick up the pioneer of the Huaguoshan Era, which one is this?"
is quite educated, in fact, she wants to ask Lao Taibai, isn't it a monkey from Huaguo Mountain, how can she become a handsome man?
"Seven...... Ah, Xian'e doesn't know. Sun Zhenjun has also appeared in the world, and he has the ability to incarnate tens of millions, this is Sun Zhenjun's person!"
Sun Dakong glanced at the old lady, and said in his heart, you are really good, my old grandson received some incense in the world, but those people are grateful and respectful, and they don't ask for anything, when will I appear in the world?
"Oh, I see? I didn't think it looked weird. ”
The little fairy circled around Sun Dakong twice, her eyes lit up, and it was no different from the performance of the little girl on the earth when she met Da Shuaibi: "Hehe, such a character is also qualified to live in Yaochi, Sun Zhenjun, please come with me......"
Sun Dakong smiled slightly: "The labor fairy has jade toes." ”
The little fairy giggled, "You monkey...... Zhenjun is so funny to talk about. The toe is the toe, what a jade toe, it's weird and embarrassing. ”
Sun Dakong paused, and a five-colored auspicious cloud rose, and in the surprised eyes of the little fairy, she walked through the Phixiang Hall in the direction of Yaochi, and said with a smile as she walked: "Stinky men are called toes, and the fairy's are jade toes, not to mention that the fairy in front of me has a noble status and is different." ”
"What is the true monarch talking about, what kind of status is noble?"
A trace of panic flashed through the corner of the little fairy's eyes, although she quickly straightened up her little face, where could she hide from the gaze of an old fritter like Sun Dakong: "Hehe, if the seventh princess of the Xuanqiong High God is not noble, is there still a noble person in this heavenly realm?"
"How do you know...... Hmph, it's all to blame on that old lady, next time this princess has to pull off his hundred beards!
It's boring to be seen through, forget it, you can go by yourself, this princess suddenly remembered that the goldfish in front of the Phi Xiang Palace should be fed, so I won't accompany you!"
This girl said to go, and flew back to Lu with a whoosh, just like a little girl who was annoyed and angry after being exposed to the trick.
Sun Dakong couldn't help laughing, this girl behaved strangely, she looked like a spoiled person, no wonder she would fall in love with Dong Yong, a warm man in the lower realm.
The old Jade Emperor is really not easy, first his sister Sifan, followed by his daughter in the lower realm, this can be regarded as his old Zhang family not forgetting the fundamentals, right?
The halo ahead flows, and the colors are dense. Faintly visible in the colorful clouds there is a real phoenix to dance together, the golden dragon Ruiqi strives for brilliance, the heavy blue lotus, surrounded by many jade corridors, between the jade and the golden que, there is a fairy music in the sky.
Sun Dakong listened for a while and shook his head slightly.
Yaochi Xianle is nothing more than that, although it is subtle, but it is more tactful and undecisive, and when you hear it, you know that the owner here is a woman.
It's not that women are not good, he has always respected women comrades, but that the yin and yang of heaven and earth must be harmonious, and the queen mother lives alone in Yaochi for infinite years.
"Hearing the song can know the meaning, this song is a pity......
The moon is cloudy and sunny, but there will always be a full day every month, although this Yao Chi is good, but it will always lack this round nature.
The sun and the moon live in this beautiful but infinitely cold Yao Chi year after year, in fact, how much stronger can it be than the master of the Guanghan Palace, but there is still Wu ...... in the Guanghan Palace Rabbits, huh?"
Intellectuals are hypocritical, and they will sigh at every turn.
When Sun Dakong was in Huaguo Mountain, he showed the appearance of a monkey, and every day he thought about fighting with the sky and demons, and he had endless fun fighting with people, so he was naturally not in the mood to sing and chant the wind;
Fortunately, he reined in the precipice, didn't mention Wu Gang, and temporarily let the Jade Rabbit take the blame, otherwise wouldn't it be ironic that the Queen Mother has no man?
"This Sun Zhenjun is so bold!"
In the depths of Nayao Pond, the Queen Mother sat lazily on the dressing table, and in front of her in front of her, Sun Dakong, who was talking to herself, was appearing.
Sun Dakong's appearance as a white-clothed showman really made the queen mother's eyes light up, and she secretly thought that there was such a character in Huaguo Mountain?
She is the golden mother of Yaochi, for a long time, and she has also seen the romantic characters in the sky and the earth, Lu Dongbin and King Zhou Mu, all of them are remarkable, they are all handsome among people and gods, but this monkey gives her a refreshing feeling.
Sun Dakong's appearance is not just handsome? That's handsome!
It is a combination of the advantages of ancient beautiful men and modern people on the earth, not only Song Yu Pan'an's graceful appearance, but also Tom Cruise's melancholy and deep eyes, both the style of the ancient elegant man, and the uninhibited and uninhibited challenge of the society and the unwillingness to be lonely in challenging the society and challenging life of the modern handsome guy!
Where has the Queen Mother ever seen such a handsome guy?
She was able to tryst with King Zhou Mu as a god back then, and she was never really ecstatic, which shows that she also has a bold side, and she was a little strange in her heart at that time.
What a good first impression it was, the Queen Mother had already calculated how to find an excuse, put down her body, and invite this handsome guy from Huaguo Mountain to have a feast.
Who would have thought that Sun Dakong would boldly comment on the 'Yaoque Qingyin' composed by herself, and there was a slight irony in her words, which made her very unhappy.
"Niangniang, this person is so rude, he dares to criticize Niangniang, he should let the heavenly general take it and send it to the slashing Sendai!"
The maid next to the queen mother is named Zhang Qiaozui, speaking of which, when Zhang Bairen lifted the house and soared, she stayed in Zhang's house and did not leave, and followed the light to the sky.
When Zhang Qiaozui was in the world, she was also a girl who longed for love, but she was deceived by Xiaobaimian and hated beautiful men ever since. Her little white lotus turned into a green tea, which is also the fault of the scumbag.
Sun Dakong is now handsome and bubbling, she naturally hates it at a glance, and when she saw that the queen mother was angry, she immediately mended the knife.
This is in Yaochi, who the queen mother wants to kill, even Zhang Bairen can't even think of saving it. Sun Dakong was proud for a while, and he forgot the truth that he needed to be cautious everywhere, where did he know that he was dying.
"That's it...... He is the newly crowned true god of the Xuanqiong High God, although he has no real power, his rank is not low. He was also valued by the emperor and was a key figure in the reform of the Three Realms, but he couldn't be killed. ”
The queen mother has always looked at her face, and when she saw Sun Dakong's volley Zhuo Li and the small appearance of handsome and overwhelming the heavens, her heart suddenly softened: "Qiaozui, three days later, it will be the Yaochi Poetry Club, this year I will not invite all the immortals, I will not feast the Buddhas, only a few fairies who are happy with the deity and my righteous son will come." That Sun Zhenjun is staying in Yaochi at this time, which can be regarded as fate, let him come too......
Judging by his appearance, he should know some rhythms, but the deity wants to see what kind of masterpiece he can come up with, and dare to criticize the deity's 'Yao Que Qingyin'?"
"Mother's ......"
Zhang Qiaozui said angrily: "Niangniang is tired of those red tapes, so this birthday banquet only invited fairies such as Chang'e and Baihua Fairy to come."
Although their god status is low, they are like-minded and almost like close friends. But what is that monkey, and how can he be qualified to let his mother invite him......?
The queen mother shook her head: "Don't say much, you just have to go and invite." ”