Chapter 53: Don't Guess the Queen Mother's thoughts

Nantianmen is a very strange place.

The place that separates the immortals is the bridge connecting the immortals, and the legend is that it is still the place where the time and space of the two worlds of the immortals are divided.

'If it is one day in heaven and one year on earth, then if I stay in heaven for one day, the little flower will be old for a year, and if I stay for two or three months, the little girl will become an old lady?

It's still good, I remember that there are books that say, 'One day in the cave, a thousand years in the world!' and that's even more terrifying, and a good sleep can destroy the world......"

Journey to the West World Heaven and Earth are full of spiritual energy, and rat wicks can become demons, if this time difference exists, it won't take a few years to work hard for the Demon King of the Nether to come to the heavens, wouldn't they have three hundred and sixty-five times more time to cultivate than the gods of the Heavenly Court?

That's not how the theory of relativity works!

The theory of space is also not applicable, the heavens and the earth in the world of Journey to the West are one, and Sun Wukong's ascension to the heavens is not interstellar travel.

In later generations, some wise people believed that the time unit of the heavenly realm was different from that of the human world, and that the day in heaven and one year on earth was just a saying, that is to say, a day in heaven was very long, which was equivalent to a year on earth.

Sun Dakong is a scholar, and he must figure it out when he encounters such a serious academic problem, so he asked Lao Taibai, and Lao Taibai pointed to the sun and said to him: "There is only one sun in the sky and on the earth!"

According to this statement, the sun will be very busy, because it will rise and fall once a day in the mortal realm, and then it will rise and fall three hundred and sixty-five times a day in the heavenly realm!

Otherwise, the day in the heavenly realm will be too long! The emperor will be accused of being a faint monarch once a day, can you imagine that the king of the world only goes to court once a year?

Don't believe those legends, immortals are originally made by mortals, and the living habits of the mortal world are not changed by change, if a day is as long as a year, the immortals will also go crazy!"

Hearing this, Sun Dakong was relieved, he was very afraid that when he returned to Huaguo Mountain, he would find that the monkey cubs had become old guys one by one, Hou Xiaohua said to him tremblingly with a cane, "My king, I miss you so much...... It would be a human tragedy.

After entering the Nantian Gate, Sun Dakong and Tai Zhou were going to part ways, Tai Zhou was a mortal without a priesthood, and he could not pass the Tongming Palace, so he could only temporarily live in front of the Tongming Palace.

Very few mortals were able to enter the Heavenly Court, but it was not without exceptions.

Cao Weizheng, a person in the Journey to the West, was once edicted by the Jade Emperor to enter the heavenly court as a mortal, and also lived temporarily in this 'Ten Thousand Surnames', waiting for the Jade Emperor to be summoned in the Tongming Palace.

Sun Dakong is now the 'pioneer of the Huaguo Mountain era, the true monarch of the gods', and it is an angel in the lower realm, different from those wild immortals who have completed their merits to be sealed in the heavens, so they do not need to see the temple to enter the heavenly pavilion, not far from the Phixiang Palace, according to the rule, the Xuanqiong Gao God will choose a day to give a banquet in the hall, and eating and drinking is considered to have completed the procedure.

"Xuanqiong Gao God has already explained, Zhenjun's identity is special and the relationship is too big, but he doesn't need to live in this incense pavilion. Please wait a while, someone will pick you up and check in at Na Yao Pond. ”

Tai Bai Xing smiled and said: "Sun Zhenjun has such a big face, so that the old man can't help but envy him." This is still proposed by Xuanqionggao God to the Queen Mother of Yaochi, and the Mother Wang surrendered. ”

"It's okay to live in Yaochi? ”

It is not surprising that there is this result, the matter of Huaguo Mountain has led to a confrontation between the Jade Emperor and the Four Emperors, and the forces of the Heavenly Realm are complicated, and he, a 'key' figure, naturally has to be well protected.

Even mortals know that Yaochi is the most special place in the heavenly realm, and in terms of seniority, the queen mother surpasses the Jade Emperor and the Four Imperial Emperors!

From this point of view, even if the old Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are not a real husband and wife, it is estimated that they are quite affectionate, otherwise how could the Queen Mother help him?

In later generations, countless scholars have come to the conclusion that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother are not husband and wife, but in this Journey to the West world, it is completely different, and most mortals still think that these two are a couple.

Taibai instructed the wrestler god to divide the five hundred beers brought by Sun Dakong into thirty weng, and said with a smile: "As far as Taibai knows, the queen mother is also extremely curious about Sun Zhenjun, this time Sun Zhenjun has become a guest in Yaochi, maybe there will be a chance to meet the queen mother."

This 30 Weng beer should be the best greeting gift, and the Queen Mother's good wine is also known to everyone in the heavenly realm.

However, the Queen Mother has always been moody and more clean. She likes a merry showman, but not a furry monkey body, if the true monarch is skilled in the art of change, why not change his face?"

This means that our brothers have a good relationship, brother, I will tell you quietly, the queen mother of people is based on appearance, so you don't make a fool of yourself?

"Hehe, what's so hard about that?"

is also to open up the world of Lingtai, Sun Dakong is naturally inferior to Taishang and the West.

Taishang opens the sky, one gas turns into three clears, that is the immortal Venerable who saw the spiritual platform when the big world was opened, doing nothing and everything, and mastering all the mysteries of supernatural powers. Don't think that it's an old man who loves alchemy, just a hobby, just like a billionaire in later generations who prefers to raise pigs, and billionaires like to open bars.

In the West, he studied 36,000 methods, and finally meditated under the Bodhi tree for seven days and seven nights, and finally cut through the fog, saw the spiritual platform, and found Puti. Then I have to beg for alms, educate my disciples, accumulate incense, and practice I don't know how many huiyuan there are before I have today's atmosphere.

Sun Dakong is a 101 middle-aged uncle and super koi, although he has opened up the world of Lingtai and completed reincarnation, he is not as good as these two.

But after all, he has established his own avenue, and although the mysteries of his supernatural powers are not as good as those of Taishang Rulai, he will not be stumped by the art of change.

At the moment, his body flickered, and he turned into a handsome white-clothed showman.

has lived in the Journey to the West world for so long, in fact, Sun Dakong has already accepted the identity of the stone monkey, and he has seen more monkeys on weekdays, and he no longer thinks that monkeys are ugly, but after all, he was a suave Professor Sun in his previous life, and he will never forget his roots, so it makes no difference to him to be a monkey.

"Wonderful, Sun Zhenjun obviously doesn't have a teacher's inheritance, but he can understand this art of change, and he is worthy of being a natural spirit fetus!"

The old lady leaned into his ear and smiled: "Brother Sun, you are not a worm in the queen mother's belly, how do you know that she likes this kind of appearance?"

"I'm blinded. ”

Sun Dakong glanced at Tai Bai Xing with some disdain.

Bustards love money and sisters love pretty, this is the truth! Isn't it the same everywhere, this also has to be asked?

If it weren't for King Zhou Mu's literary style, would the queen mother have a tryst with him and poetry to convey love?

These immortals, one by one, have cultivated into elm pimples, if there are more like Lu Zu, the queen mother will not be so lonely......

Think about these celestial immortals, they are more stumbling than one another! Either the old man looks like a big man in children's clothes, and the twenty-eight stars are all like monsters, some are lame, some have a beer belly, and they think they are quite handsome.

Just a Lu Dongbin can barely be regarded as suave, can write a few crooked poems, and often goes to the lower realm to play drunk.

It's really a first-class living environment, and the living environment is ninth-rate, and Heavenly Court is not suitable for a petty bourgeois woman like the Queen Mother!

Sun Dakong is now very sympathetic to the Queen Mother, can he not be depressed when he sees such an immortal all day long? No wonder he can't get along with the Seven Fairies Dong Yong, is that to maintain the rules and regulations of the heavens? It is clearly naked jealousy!

You immortals will never understand the thoughts of women, and you can't guess the thoughts of the queen mother, and my grandson is an expert......