Chapter 440: Feng Feng consulted in his heart
Du Feng nodded affirmatively: "You must not try to buy me with immortal stones, I will not be bought by you!"
Forehead...... Maitreya Buddha is messy, aren't you just asking me to buy you with fairy stones?
"In this way, I'll give you 100 million immortal stones to buy you, don't help me pull the red thread with her, okay?" Maitreya Buddha asked tentatively.
Du Feng's face suddenly darkened: "You are also an old Buddha, just take 100 million immortal stones to buy me, you look down on me completely, lead, you must lead!"
Saying that Du Feng was going to put the red thread on Maitreya Buddha's hand, who knew that Maitreya Buddha's hand was dodging everywhere, Du Feng grabbed Maitreya Buddha's hand with a straight face, and Maitreya Buddha said in horror: "Holy Venerable, Holy Venerable, there is something to say, there is something to say!"
Du Feng kept moving: "You look down on me, what else is there to say?"
"You can afford it, I have a total of 150 million immortal stones, all for you, please don't draw a red thread between me and that monster!" Maitreya Buddha was about to cry. Du Feng exhaled: "Actually, I don't want to help you draw a red line with that monster, but I just have to do what I promised others, and I can't break the trust of others...... No, you can't break faith in the demon wow!"
Maitreya Buddha was desperate: "Holy Venerable, is there no room for negotiation?"
Du Feng paused and stretched out his hand: "Forget it, looking at your sad face, I will lose my trust to the demon once, who made me soft-hearted......"
Maitreya Buddha breathed a sigh of relief, took out a black cloth bag from his waist, and handed it to Du Feng with some reluctance: "Holy Venerable, you have to love these immortal stones well, don't let these immortal stones suffer......
Du Feng snatched it, patted the bald head of Maitreya Buddha, and looked around at the Buddha and Bodhisattva on the entire hall, who should I blackmail?
Guanyin Bodhisattva, such as the Buddha, Du Feng shook his head, these people are very awesome, what if they can't blackmail?
If you can't blackmail, you have to blackmail! But you can't start with the most awesome people, otherwise they will be in trouble if they seal me like the Jade Emperor!
From low to high, one by one, blackmail and go!
Du Feng was very proud of his hair, I was so witty! Engage in the little white dragon first, what a terrible coaxing look, Lao Tzu was not happy to look at him!
Du Feng made a color towards Zhu Bajie, pointed to the little white dragon who was immersed in chanting, and walked over lightly, Zhu Bajie put his arms around the little white dragon's neck, and the kitchen knife was on the little white dragon's neck.
The little white dragon was shocked: "Second senior brother, what are you doing?"
Du Feng smiled: "There is a banshee outside who fell in love with your master and spent 60 million immortal stones for me to help her pull the red line with your master, but your master spent 90 million immortal stones for me to help you pull the red line with the banshee, so, I'm sorry!"
Saying that, Du Feng was going to tie the red thread to the little white dragon's hand. Xiao Bailong's hand shrank and sneered: "That, can I spend 90 million for you to tie up others?"
Du Feng said with a straight face: "That's not good, I'm a very principled person, and I've never broken my trust in others, at least double it!"
The little white dragon was silent, and only after a long time did he say: "But I don't have that much, can you see less?"
Du Feng was stunned: "You are the second generation of rich, you don't have that much?"
Xiao Bailong smiled bitterly: "My dad has not been blackmailed by you, these immortal stones are still something I saved with great difficulty......
Du Feng smiled awkwardly: "Then how many do you have?"
Xiao Bailong said: "More than 120 million!"
Du Feng pretended to hesitate, but he was happy in his heart, these are really the fifth king of diamonds, it is 100 million at every turn, and he has earned so many immortal stones in a short period of time, which is more money than selling saucers, no wonder the old thing plays blackmail at every turn when he is in the lower realm......
Thinking about Du Feng, it was as if he had made up his mind: "Brother Monkey and I are also sworn brothers, we can be regarded as a family, more than 120 million is more than 120 million......"
The little white dragon breathed a sigh of relief, raised his hand and summoned a black cloth bag, tilted his head and handed it to Du Feng with a painful expression.
Taking it in his hand and checking it, Du Feng smiled proudly, threw the immortal stone into his storage ring, and began to look for the next blackmail target.
In this way, Du Feng blackmailed one by one, showing the red line to each blackmail object, and it was very easy to extort a large amount of immortal stones from the other party's hands.
Du Feng has always had a big question in his heart, that is, why are these Buddhas and Bodhisattvas so afraid of being tied to the red line with female goblins?
Could it be that they, like Huang Mei, have received a bad education since they were young, and think that women are tigers?
It seems that the sentence that feudal superstition harms people is really not wrong, and I still have to open a psychological clinic to correct the improper thoughts of these Buddhas and Bodhisattvas......
The scripture has been recited, but Du Feng has only blackmailed a small half. But Du Feng doesn't care, anyway, you have to come here to chant every fifteenth day of the new year, Lao Tzu has a chance!
All the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas left the main hall, but only Sun Wukong remained, and jumped in front of Du Feng, who was about to call it a day and return to the marriage agency: "Brother, what were you doing with Bajie just now?"
Du Feng waved his hand indifferently: "Just now I was exchanging feelings with these bodhisattvas and talking about life!"
"He has been engaged in blackmail just now, even our master and Xiao Bailong have been blackmailed!" Zhu Bajie said shamelessly. Du Feng's face suddenly darkened: "You don't want to see Chang ......"
Before Du Feng finished speaking, he was covered by Zhu Bajie: "I want to see Brother Chang!"
"Idiot, who is Brother Chang?" asked Sun Wukong suspiciously.
Zhu Bajie looked embarrassed: "That...... Brother Chang...... Forehead...... Regular! Yes, regular!"
"Who is the convention?" Sun Wukong looked like he broke the casserole and asked to the end. Zhu Bajie said impatiently: "Routine is routine, why do you ask so much?"
Saying that, Zhu Bajie let go of the hand covering Du Feng: "Holy Venerable, your methods are good, you have earned more than 10 billion immortal stones in a short period of time, it is worth learning from the old pig!"
Du Feng rolled his eyes, it seemed that Zhu Bajie didn't dare to let people know that he was still thinking about Chang'e......
Thinking that Du Feng came up with an idea of playing tricks on Zhu Bajie, his eyes rolled and he smiled: "Old pig, look at what you said, if I have anything worth learning from you, will the Jade Emperor send me to the West Heaven to study and communicate?"
Saying that, Du Feng patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder: "Old pig, who is that routine? Could it be Chang'e's relative?"
Zhu Bajie's face suddenly darkened: "Holy Venerable, don't you ask for some reason? Routine is routine, what does it have to do with Chang'e? Forget it, let's not talk about routine things, let's talk about the things you came to Xitian to study!"
Du Feng shook his head: "What is there to say about learning, let's talk about conventional things!"
"Let's talk about learning!"
"Say regular things!"
"Let's talk about learning!"
"Say regular things!" Zhu Bajie's face was swollen and red. Du Feng smiled proudly: "Then let's talk about Chang'e!"
Zhu Bajie was suddenly like a deflated ball: "Let's talk about conventional things......"
"Idiot, are you still thinking about Chang'e?" Sun Wukong suddenly realized. Zhu Bajie hurriedly covered Sun Wukong's mouth, and nervously glanced around the unmanned hall: "Brother Monkey, you can't talk nonsense, there is no such thing, it will be troublesome if someone hears it!"
Du Feng looked at Zhu Bajie with some surprise: "Old pig, didn't you say that the Buddha sat in the heart of the beautiful woman, didn't you say that you didn't want to stay in the Buddha Gate for a long time, and I wish I would kick you out of the Buddha Gate? Aren't you not afraid of power......? How did you change sex?"
"Do you believe me even if I brag?" Zhu Bajie said very depressedly.
Du Feng was stunned, this Zhu Bajie is too good at blowing, right?
In an instant, the image of Zhu Bajie directly underwent earth-shaking changes in Du Feng's heart, there is really no mistake in Journey to the West, this Zhu Bajie is a lazy and lazy to do, and often talks big, can't do practical things, and thinks about a woman's timid pig in his head!
But it has nothing to do with me!
Thinking that Du Feng looked around the uninhabited hall, the extortion went quite smoothly, and all the belongings of these diamond kings were extorted, and they had to make full use of them to make more money!
My marriage agency still has to be opened, and they must accept it in their hearts, it is not enough to tie them up with red threads, we have to solve this problem fundamentally, without further ado, my heart clinic must speed up the pace, and I must also train a group of qualified psychologists to guide them in normal ideology and values before the next chanting conference!
So Du Feng said to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, I still have something to do, so I'm out of company!"
After speaking, Du Feng walked out of the hall directly, but Sun Wukong followed: "Brother, my old grandson is fine anyway, so I will accompany you, brother!"
Du Feng glanced at Sun Wukong and thought, "Brother Monkey, since you are fine, help my brother catch a few monsters who can speak well!"
"A goblin who can speak?" "The second monk of Sun Wukong was puzzled. Du Feng nodded: "You go and help me catch it, I'm of great use!"
Sun Wukong didn't ask much, and immediately drove away in a somersault cloud.
When Du Feng came to the gate of Leiyin Temple, he released stones from the location where he set up his stall and began to build a house. After hanging up the sign of "Feng Feng's Heart Consultation", he made a poster of "Do you want to have a correct ideological outlook and values, do you want to look at the world correctly?" Come to us, we will do our best to correct your thinking!" Du Feng even released a loudspeaker, recorded his voice and repeated it: "Feng Feng consults in his heart, giving you a healthy mind to enjoy a colorful life!"
The sound of the sound was quite loud, and Du Feng felt deafening when he ran into the main hall.
Du Feng clapped his hands with satisfaction, and returned to the psychological counseling center, where Sun Wukong had already returned with a group of goblins. Du Feng immediately assigned a drop of transformation water to each of these goblins, allowing them to completely transform into human form, and then summoned the white coats for the goblins to wear, and began to train the goblins.
"Now the monks of Lingshan have an incorrect understanding, that is, women are all tigers, and women are tigers? No, then our task is to correct their thinking and instill in them the benefits of women!"
"What are the benefits of women? Of course, from the perspective of mortals and monsters in the earth fairy world, everyone pays attention to one three obedience and four virtues, that is to say, women are actually very obedient, and they teach each other ...... husbands and children."
"We have to draw inferences from each other and let them accept women in their hearts, we are helping them, helping them unconditionally, and guiding their thinking back to normal!"
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After half a month of training, all the goblins could already speak well, and they were all eager to try the knowledge imparted by Du Feng.
No, it's time to come to Leiyin Temple to chant the scriptures again, and all the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas have gathered together.
Du Feng started the blackmail business again, and blackmailed the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas one by one with Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong.
Maybe it's because Du Feng blackmailed some Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, and the matter has spread, those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas didn't pay as much attention to chanting as last time, and they all looked at Du Feng vigilantly, but unfortunately, Du Feng's speed was too fast, which made people unguardable, and with the help of Sun Wukong, it was like a fish in water!
"Brother be careful!" As soon as Sun Wukong drank, he picked up the golden hoop stick and picked up a bottle in the Buddha's hand, Du Feng appeared behind the Buddha in a flash, and the kitchen knife was on the neck of the Buddha: "Do you still want to sneak attack me? Take out the money, or I'll put the red thread on your hand!"
The Buddha could only admit it, summoning a cloth bag and handing it to Du Feng.
"Brother!" Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick flicked, only to hear the sound of "ping" metal collision from the back of his head, Du Feng looked back, only to see a Bodhisattva holding a Zen staff, very embarrassed to look at himself, Du Feng's face sank, a flash appeared behind the Bodhisattva, the kitchen knife on the Bodhisattva's neck: "Why do you still want to beat me? Take out all the money!"
The bodhisattva summoned the money bag and handed it over.
The extortion business went on without danger, and finally, when the time for chanting was over, all the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas fled as if they were fleeing for their lives.
Du Feng smiled proudly, glanced at Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie, swaggered out of the hall, and came to the gate of Leiyin Temple, only to see the group of monsters in white coats who had been trained by Du Feng grabbed a Bodhisattva and the Buddha said earnestly.
"This Buddha, what do you think of women?"
"Look with your eyes!"
"What do I think?"
"I don't have any opinions, go out of the way, don't get in my way!"
"Buddha, there is a problem with your ideological values, come on, come on, I'll help you sort it out and correct it!"
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All the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas were all very impatient, a short-tempered Bodhisattva actually pushed away the monster in a white coat who was pulling him and was about to leave, Du Feng's violent temper, a dodge stopped in front of the Bodhisattva: "This Bodhisattva, this is your fault, people are kind-hearted, how can you be so kind to others? What about your Buddha nature?" Think about it, if you pushed like this just now, it is very likely to cause a shadow in the heart of this monster, and even if you don't cause him any soft tissue damage with this push, if you push him, it won't work if you press the flowers and plants on the ground......"