Chapter 441 As long as the kung fu is deep
Du Feng's tirade made the bodhisattva's face full of black lines. Du Feng patted the bodhisattva's shoulder and said bitterly: "Okay, I know you are very irritable, I can understand, this is anxiety, you should find a psychologist to help you guide and guide!"
"I ......" the Bodhisattva wanted to say something, Du Feng hurriedly pushed the Bodhisattva to the psychological counseling center, "Don't worry, our counselors are professionally trained, they will definitely be able to help you, now you just need to calm down and receive treatment!"
Pushing the Bodhisattva into the mental counseling center, Du Feng looked at it again, good guy, a Buddha actually took out a Zen staff to beat the monster in a white coat who stopped him, Du Feng hurriedly urged Xianyuan to rush over, and a kitchen knife was put on the Buddha's neck: "Others are so good to help you, how can you beat him? They all say that I am a Buddha and compassionate, you have become a Buddha, why are you still so short-tempered?"
"I ......" the Buddha was speechless. Du Feng said earnestly: "Okay, take a deep breath, release your emotions, yes! That's it, and then follow him to the psychological counseling center, let him open your heart, right......"
Du Feng pushed the Buddha into the psychological counseling center. After glancing around, Du Feng looked depressed, and saw that the Zhantan Merit Buddha was theorizing with a monster in a white coat.
When I walked in, I saw the Buddha of Zhantan Merit and said with a smile on his face: "This little demon, there is no problem with my thoughts, but there is a problem with your thoughts, you know the rules and precepts of Buddhism, but instead persuade us to accept women, in fact, it is not that we do not accept women, but because we are self-disciplined and ......."
"Master, in fact, your self-discipline has nothing to do with marrying a daughter-in-law or not, wow, you think, you can still recite the scriptures after marrying a daughter-in-law, and there are women who take care of you when you recite the scriptures and make you food ......" The monster in the white coat said bitterly.
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Du Feng stepped forward with a smile and put his hand on the shoulder of the Zhantan Meritorious Buddha: "Mr. Tang, I see that no one of you will be convinced for a while, just go and sit inside!"
"It's okay!" the Buddha nodded approvingly, and walked to the psychological counseling center while talking to the youkai in the white coat.
Sending the Zhantan Merit Buddha to the psychological counseling center, Du Feng smiled very proudly, as long as these monsters he trained can convince these bodhisattvas, then the business in his marriage agency will definitely be booming!
Forehead...... Oops, I've been focusing on the psychological counseling center these days, and I don't know what's going on with the marriage cleaning center, there's a female monster over there, no, I have to go over and take a look!
Du Feng urged Xianyuan to come to the door of the marriage agency in a flash, this time, Du Feng was excited, only to see a group of monsters sitting outside the marriage agency, a group of chicken demons wearing exactly the same cheongsam were busy, and kept serving tea and water to the sitting monsters.
The sweaty little matchmaker rushed to Du Feng's face: "Boss, I can't be busy alone, so I specially found my relatives to help!"
"Okay, good!" Du Feng applauded again and again, and patted the little matchmaker's shoulder appreciatively, "In the future, you will be the director of my marriage agency, and your relatives are your subordinates, as long as you work hard, I will not treat them badly!"
The little matchmaker was very excited: "Thank you boss, by the way, that rat demon is still waiting for your reply from the boss!"
Du Feng glanced at the little matchmaker: "From now on, you won't call me boss!"
The little matchmaker was puzzled: "Then what do I call you?"
Du Feng smiled: "Call me chairman!"
"Chairman?" the little matchmaker was confused, but she still obeyed, "Chairman, that rat demon is already impatient!"
Du Feng waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, you go and get busy with yours!"
After speaking, Du Feng swaggered towards the rat demon, and said with a smile: "Beauty, are you impatient?"
"Is this happening over there?" the rat demon stood up excitedly. Du Feng said with a smile: "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, I have already arranged for someone to do ideological work for Tang Seng over there, if you are not at ease, you can come with me to take a look!"
The rat demon thought for a moment and said, "Then take me to see it!"
Du Feng waved his hand indifferently, led the rat demon in addition to the marriage agency, and said to the banshees sitting outside the marriage agency: "Everyone, you may still doubt the strength of our marriage agency, but today I will take you to witness it, dispel the worries in your hearts, please come here with me!"
Saying that, Du Feng walked towards the Lei Yin Temple, all the banshees, you look at me, I look at you, and finally couldn't help but keep up with Du Feng's pace.
From the little Leiyin Temple to the psychological counseling center at the entrance of the Leiyin Temple, I saw the Bodhisattva and the Buddha in the psychological counseling center arguing with the goblin in a white coat very excitedly.
Du Feng said with great satisfaction: " See, we are persuading these Bodhisattvas to marry you, of course, I have considered putting on the red line directly, but that is all external, in case these Bodhisattvas go to the old moon to borrow the marriage line, it will be a failure, so, we have to conquer these Bodhisattvas from the heart, but this may be longer, but it is also for the sake of everyone's happy life in the future, as long as you remember a sentence, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, you must calm down, I believe that as long as we work hard, the iron pestle will definitely be sharpened into a needle by us!”
Du Feng was impassioned, and all the banshees nodded in agreement: "We're not in a hurry, we're not in a hurry, anyway, we've been here for so many years, and we don't care about such a little time!"
"That's it, boss, you slowly do ideological work for them!"
"Boss, come on, we cheer for you!"
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The voices of the monsters rang out, and Du Feng felt proud in his heart, now he is making money on both sides, blackmailing the Bodhisattva and the Buddha, and transferring the money of these crazy banshees, I am so witty!
Things are going on in an orderly manner, somewhere in Lingshan, if the Buddha is crying and laughing, he can't communicate with Guanyin Bodhisattva.
The Buddha said: "This Jade Emperor is too pitiful, bring this kid to harm our Lingshan, if it goes on like this, our Lingshan still knows what it will look like......"
Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed: "Lord Buddha, it is indeed not a way to go on like this, you have to stop that Five Elements Holy Venerable!"
The Buddha thought for a while and said, "Why don't we arrange a scripture study for this kid, so that this kid is the same as Wukong?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head: "But that kid is very good, he is not fooled at all, I asked Sanzang to send the hat, I want to control him with a tight hoop, he directly saw through our plan!"
The Buddha was sweating wildly: "Why do we have to make hats? We can make clothes and pants!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva wiped the sweat from his forehead: "But that's a tight mantra, how can he wear the Tao on his head if he doesn't make a hat?"
The Buddha was embarrassed: "Then what should I do?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva pondered for a moment: "In this way, let's discuss with the Jade Emperor and get him away!"
The Buddha was entangled: "You can get him away, the marriage agency and psychological counseling center he opened still exists, if we dismantle the marriage agency and psychological counseling office, will the world think that my Buddha measurement is too small......
Guanyin Bodhisattva was full of helplessness: "But Buddha Lord, other than that, I don't have anything to do!"
The Buddha sighed: "It seems that the only way to discuss it with the Jade Emperor is to send this plague god away......
At this time, Du Feng, who was busy, didn't know the period when the Buddha was conspiring with Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he was busy with himself.
It's time to chant again, this time I didn't see the existence of the Buddha, and Du Feng didn't care, and blackmailed himself.
After the chanting was completed, the monster in the white coat blocked the Bodhisattva Buddha who fled in a hurry, and began to treat them.
However, Du Feng hated that it was a pity that the thoughts of these Buddhas and Bodhisattvas were quite stubborn, and no matter how hard the monsters tried, they could not persuade them to accept the fact of marriage.
Even Du Feng personally went into battle, and his saliva was dry, but he didn't convince a Bodhisattva to try to accept marriage.
However, Du Feng firmly believes that as long as the kung fu is deep, the iron pestle can be sharpened into a needle, and teaches the monsters under his hands to carefully do the ideological work of the Bodhisattva and the Buddha.
Time passed day by day, the marriage agency was constantly receiving business, but the psychological counseling agency had not yet persuaded a Buddha to accept the marriage, Du Feng wanted to cry, and more importantly, the marriage agency was not enough manpower!
The bodhisattvas and the Buddhas were arguing with the monsters in white coats, as if they were fighting against themselves. For this reason, Du Feng and Sun Wukong went to the major demon mountains to catch all kinds of monsters who could speak well, and conducted training, so that they had the ability to work as psychological counselors.
What Du Feng didn't know was that in the side hall of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, the Buddha was communicating with the Jade Emperor with a handful of snot and tears.
"Jade Emperor, who kind of person did you send to me to learn and communicate, the one who stirred up my Buddha realm into a miasma, you have to take full responsibility for this matter, Jade Emperor!" The Jade Emperor smiled bitterly and said, "I sent him to the West Heaven just to let you teach him a lesson!"
"Lessons, how to teach? I asked the Buddha of Meritorious Virtue to teach that kid, and not only did the kid not put on a tight hoop, but he also put the Buddha of Meritorious Buddha in the heart of the counseling center!" said the Buddha.
"The brain is his, then I can't help it!" the Jade Emperor's face was full of helplessness. The Buddha said, "Look, do you want to bring him back to heaven?"
The Jade Emperor's head shook like a rattle: "How can that work, I'm learning to communicate with him!"
If the Buddha is sweating wildly, are you sending him here to learn and communicate, you are completely letting him harm our Buddha realm......