Chapter 413: Blind Date Conference
Du Feng's words made all the banshees excited.
"Then hurry up and invite the Great Sage out!"
"Little uncle, this kiss doesn't need to be phased, just lead your sister-in-law and me to see your eldest brother!"
"You sparrow spirit looks so ugly, don't be embarrassed here, little uncle, if I am your sister-in-law, you can pick any banshee from my mountain!"
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All the banshees flocked to Du Feng, and the monkey demons in Huaguo Mountain couldn't stop them, and the defense line was only broken through in an instant. Du Feng hurriedly transported the Immortal Yuan and flew into the air, why are these banshees such crazy as Nima?
Du Feng opened his throat and shouted, "Calm, calm!"
"What is calm, little uncle......" All the banshees said babblingly, Du Feng's ears were buzzing, and he couldn't hear anything clearly.
The Ruyi golden hoop stick flew in, instantly became larger, and fell heavily to the ground, making a "bang" sound. All the banshees were stunned, and Sun Wukong's voice sounded: "If you wait for these goblins to leave my Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave quickly, don't blame the Buddha for turning my face and not recognizing people!"
Sun Wukong's voice did not deter the banshees, but made the banshees even more crazy, and they all rushed towards the direction of the source of Sun Wukong's voice, the water curtain cave.
"Bah!" Sun Wukong drank, and suddenly the banshees who rushed into the waterfall outside the water curtain cave flew upside down as if they had been beaten out, and then a golden light curtain appeared on the waterfall, and the golden hoop stick also flew to the waterfall and pointed at all the banshees horizontally, so that the banshees did not dare to take another half step.
All the banshees, you look at me, I look at you, all of them looked at Du Feng in unison, showing a smile on their faces.
"Brother-in-law, tell your brother and let me in!"
"It's my brother-in-law, we're all a family, it's not appropriate for your brother to lock us out like this!"
"Little uncle, please persuade your brother, let's quarrel and don't let outsiders see the joke!"
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Du Feng sweated wildly, when did he become a family with you?
"Brother, hurry up and let these goblins go!" Sun Wukong's voice sounded in Du Feng's ears, Du Feng was stunned, this is not a sound transmission, Brother Monkey has come out?
Du Feng subconsciously looked left and right, and didn't find Sun Wukong's figure at all, but he heard Sun Wukong's words again: "Look, I'm on your head!
Du Feng shook his head: "I worked so hard to call them here, why did you blow them away?"
"Why did you call them here? Do you really want to give my brother and me a blind date? My grandson can tell you that my grandson only loves Zixia alone in this life, and besides, I have become a Buddha, and I must no longer have seven emotions and six desires!"
Du Feng sighed: "Brother Monkey, I understand what you said, but I'm also for your good, think about it, even if a mortal has a short lifespan of a few decades, he still has to find a partner, otherwise how lonely will it be? Not to mention an immortal existence like you, how difficult will life be if you don't find a partner?"
Sun Wukong said: "What is so difficult, brother, I can tell you, if you don't drive these banshees away for me, I ...... I'm in a hurry with you!"
Du Feng said very disdainfully: "If you are anxious with me, you will be anxious with me, as if I am afraid of you, even if you want to fight with me, I am not afraid of you, okay, your somersault cloud can't catch up with me!"
Sun Wukong was silent. Liang Jiu cried and begged: "Brother, big brother, don't you play with me, okay?
Du Feng was stunned: "Brother Monkey, are you still afraid of coming?"
Sun Wukong sighed: "He's my boss, can you not be afraid? Hurry up, get these banshees away for me!"
Du Feng shook his head: "You're not afraid of me!"
Saying that, Du Feng no longer paid attention to Sun Wukong, and opened his throat and said to the noisy banshees: "Sisters-in-law, ...... sisters-in-law."
Belch...... How can I call my sister-in-law?
Du Feng shook his head and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, if you really want to be my sister-in-law, then please do as I say now!"
"Uncle, you say that's it!" all the banshees said in unison and looked at Du Feng, no longer noisy.
Du Feng held his cheeks and pondered, he didn't expect that there would be so many banshees, which was completely unexpected, and he wanted to go on a blind date according to the method of not disturbing the Chinese world, but this monkey brother did not cooperate, in case Brother Monkey came out and directly extinguished all the lights, wouldn't he be busy in vain?
But since so many banshees want to add a monkey brother, can I take the opportunity to make a profit?
Du Feng smiled proudly and opened his throat and said loudly: "All the beauties and goblins, each of you is so graceful and moving, but my monkey brother is unwilling to find so many partners, which makes me very embarrassed......"
"Little uncle, don't be embarrassed, just blow them all away!"
"Knock them away, little uncle, don't be embarrassed, I'll just kill them!"
"She actually wants to kill us, let's join forces to kill her first!"
...... For a moment, the banshees all showed their swords, guns and clubs. Du Feng was shocked, and hurriedly reassured: "Don't be impulsive, my monkey brother doesn't like to be so rude, my monkey brother likes to be gentle and elegant!"
Suddenly, all the knives, guns and sticks disappeared, and all the female goblins pretended to twist and show the posture of little women. Du Feng breathed a sigh of relief: "Everyone, that's the case, I have decided to hold a blind date conference, this blind date conference has the rules of the blind date conference, I said ugly things in front, if anyone breaks the rules, then directly disqualified!"
"What rules?" all the banshees stared at Du Feng.
Du Feng said with a smile: "The rules are me, I am the rules! As long as you do what I say, you won't be eliminated!"
After speaking, Du Feng glanced at the expression of the banshee, and said: "Then let's take the first step first, that is, register! Each of you will record your name, life experience, and family history in a jade slip, and pay it to me together with the registration fee!"
"How much does it cost?" all the banshees asked in unison.
Du Feng gestured five fingers: "Six thousand immortal stones!"
Saying that, Du Feng hurriedly put away his four fingers, only showing his thumb, and a mesmerizing smile appeared on his face. Suddenly, all the banshees were in an uproar: "So expensive?" "I don't have so many immortal stones at all!" "I'll quickly send a message to find my father to get immortal stones!"
Du Feng's brain twitched, is this six thousand too much? If I scare all these banshees away, wouldn't I not be able to earn a single immortal stone?
Glancing at the banshees who were embarrassed below, Du Feng's eyes rolled, and he immediately had a plan: "Everyone, my monkey brother is the Monkey King, and he is the Buddha Realm who has defeated the Buddha, and everyone can cultivate to this level, I believe that everyone is not stupid, you think, if you become my sister-in-law, on the day of marriage, the Three Realms come to congratulate, how many congratulatory gifts should you receive? If you can't take out these six thousand immortal stones, then I only have regrets!"
All the banshees, you look at me, I look at you, all of them are caught in the trade-off.
Finally, a banshee flew up with a jade slip and cloth belt, and handed the jade slip and cloth belt to Du Feng: "Little uncle, your price of 6,000 is too low, here are 10,000 immortal stones, you take it first!"
Du Feng was suddenly shocked, the price of six thousand was set too low?
"Little uncle, isn't it a fairy stone, I have it!"
"Little uncle, that's how it should be, where are those poor jingles worthy of competing with us for the position of the Great Sage?"
...... One after another, the banshees flew in front of Du Feng and handed the jade slip and cloth belt to Du Feng.
Du Feng was dumbfounded, can this be?
I saw that the banshees who were hesitant below all seemed to have made up their minds, and released various colors of light that shot out of Huaguo Mountain and flew in all directions, and none of the banshees left!
However, after a while, one by one, the banshees galloped over, took out the cloth belts and handed them to the banshees, and then the banshees handed the cloth belts to Du Feng's hands along with the prepared jade slips.
To Du Feng's surprise, there were actually 10,000 immortal stones in each cloth bag!
The cloth belt in front of Du Feng has been piled up into a mountain, and the tip of the mountain is already higher than Huaguo Mountain!
Du Feng was excited, his little heart was pounding, and the cloth bag was full of colorful fairy stones!
I knew that there would be such an effect, so I set the cost directly at 20,000!
I didn't expect that a blind date would make so much money!
As long as I open a blind date company, won't there be endless money?
Du Feng thought. Holding back Peng Bai's mood, Du Feng cleared his throat and said loudly: "Everyone, now please be patient and wait, I will go through everyone's information first, and rule out some things that are not in the right household!"
"Do you want to be the door, right?"
"Who of us can be the master of the Great Sage?"
"That is, the Great Sage is the Monkey King again, the Fighting Buddha, or the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, how can you be right?"
...... All the banshees quarreled.
Du Feng was embarrassed, this seemed to be the same truth. There are really not many people in the entire Three Realms who can compete with Sun Wukong!
Du Feng frowned and hesitated for a moment, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "Actually, what I mean is not as complicated as everyone thinks, I mean this, as long as the family background is innocent, it is a lady's lady!
All the banshees are all confused, you look at me, I look at you, Du Feng hurriedly said: "Why don't you hurry back and prepare? If you don't prepare enough, if you don't choose, these immortal stones will be handed over in vain!"
Suddenly, all the banshees rushed to leave Huaguo Mountain. Du Feng breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the mountains of cloth belts in front of him, and grinned. At this time, Sun Wukong appeared in front of Du Feng.
"Brother, what are you going to do?" Epiphany was so anxious that he almost cried. Du Feng patted Sun Wukong's shoulder: "Brother Monkey, you don't have to worry about anything, just hold the beautiful demon when the time comes!"
Sun Wukong sweated wildly: "What kind of beautiful demon does my grandson hold? My grandson is the Buddha of the Buddha world, isn't this a joke?"
Du Feng opened Sun Wukong without care: "Brother Monkey, don't be anxious, don't be impatient, don't be impatient!"
Sun Wukong suddenly lost his temper, and set up a somersault cloud: "You play slowly, I will go to my old grandson!"
Du Feng hurriedly dodged to stop Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, where are you going?"
"If you play like this, you will kill my grandson, and my grandson will go to Lingshan to avoid the limelight!" Sun Wukong said and was about to leave. Du Feng hurriedly pulled Sun Wukong back: "Brother Monkey, you can't go, wow, if you leave, this blind date conference won't be able to go on!"
"I can control you, my old grandson hasn't said anything about going on a blind date, it's all your own obstinence!" Sun Wukong shook off Du Feng's hand and was about to leave, Du Feng's eyes were quick, and he hugged Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, you can't go no matter what, I'm doing this for your good, think about it, if you have a companion in the future, you won't be so lonely, lonely and cold!"
Sun Wukong said: "Where is my grandson lonely, where is it lonely, where is it cold? Brother, my grandson will tell you, as soon as you enter the Buddhist gate, cut off the seven emotions and six desires, my grandson has already broken off the love thread, if you really regard me as a brother, don't mess around anymore!"
Seeing that Sun Wukong was so resolute, looking at the mountain of cloth bags, Du Feng sighed: "But these immortal stones, I can't go back......"
Saying that, Du Feng patted Sun Wukong's shoulder: "Brother Monkey, do you think this will work, the blind date meeting will be held on my side, and if you have a crush on any demon at that time, tell your brother!"
"Why don't you go in with oil and salt?" Sun Wukong said hurriedly.
Du Feng smiled: "Brother Monkey, I'll handle the matter here, if you want to show up, you can stay directly in the Water Curtain Cave, in short, you can't leave Huaguo Mountain!"
Sun Wukong closed his eyes and exhaled a breath of turbidity: "That's okay, I'll see what tricks you want to play!"
Saying that, Sun Wukong directly put away the golden hoop stick that was lying outside the waterfall of the Water Curtain Cave, and a somersault submerged into the waterfall.
Du Feng smiled, rubbed his hands and looked at the mountains of cloth bags, developed!
As he spoke, Du Feng began to open the cloth bags one by one and poured out the immortal stones.
The cloth bag is a space treasure, 10,000 immortal stones are said to be more or less, and the immortal stones in the 100 cloth bags have been piled up into a mountain.
Du Feng didn't stop doing anything, and directly raised his hand to hold down the mountain of immortal stones: "I'll suck!"
However, after a long time, all the immortal qi of the immortal stones was absorbed by Du Feng, and Du Feng began to pour out the immortal stones again.
Feeling the rapid growth of the immortal yuan in his body, Du Feng finally understood a problem, advanced cultivation was all piled up with money!
The absorption of immortal stones was not as fast as the absorption speed in the Nether, and it took Du Feng more than an hour to absorb each pile of hills. However, this speed is already very shocking, and even the Monkey King in the Water Curtain Cave feels unbelievable.
According to Sun Wukong's speed, he can only absorb one immortal stone in an hour, but Du Feng actually absorbed a million immortal stones in an hour!
Sun Wukong couldn't believe what he saw in his dreams, and pinched and pinched his thighs.
And Du Feng, who was constantly absorbing immortal stones, was very dissatisfied with this absorption speed.
This is too slow, what year and month is the head of sucking like this!
Ay...... However, this is also the fastest speed I can absorb, if it wasn't for Nezha giving me the immortal stone, I would not have been able to achieve this effect.
Hey, it's okay, at least I can absorb a million pills when someone else sucks one, so let's do it first......