Chapter 412: Help Brother Monkey go on a blind date
The Antarctic Immortal was exhausted, and he couldn't say anything for a while. Du Feng shook his head and smiled: "Immortal Weng, I know you are not convinced, but our standard for judging a matter must be according to the public's review plan, otherwise it will be difficult to convince people, if you don't believe it, we can go to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to let the Jade Emperor identify and identify, or go to the West Heaven to let Rulai identify and identify, or let Yuan Shi Tianzun identify and identify!"
The Antarctic Immortal Weng sighed and summoned a cloth belt: "Okay, I'm willing to bet and lose!"
Du Feng snatched the cloth belt and looked at the Antarctic Immortal Weng with appreciation: "Not bad, yes, if you bet with others to be thinner in the future, you can ask me for help at any time!"
The Antarctic Immortal Weng had a black line on his face, and rode on the crane with a beard and a glare.
Du Feng looked at the Antarctic Immortal Weng and sighed: "The legendary crane went west, it turned out to be such a situation......
The Antarctic fairy sitting on the back of the crane had an evil body, and fell to the ground with a "bang", the crane quickly landed beside the Antarctic immortal, and the Antarctic fairy Weng hurriedly turned over on the crane's back with a pestle, and gradually disappeared from Du Feng's sight.
Du Feng turned back to Han Zhongli and said, "Where are your belongings?"
Han Zhongli hurriedly summoned a cloth belt: "Holy Venerable, it's already ready!"
Du Feng looked at Han Zhongli appreciatively, took the cloth tape and checked it: "And what about this fan?"
Han Zhongli shuddered, took a few steps back and looked at Du Feng very vigilantly: "Holy Venerable, this is no longer among the family, I have already agreed with the Antarctic Immortal!"
Du Feng glanced at Han Zhongli: "I just want to take a look at your fire fan, do you think I really want it?"
Han Zhongli handed the fan to Du Feng suspiciously, and looked at Du Feng who was looking at the fan with a worried face.
Shaking the fan, a wave of heat rushed towards him, Du Feng casually fanned it, and suddenly a flame shot out from the fan.
Du Feng shook his head and threw the fire fan to Han Zhongli: "Although this fan is not bad, it is still a little worse for me!"
Han Zhongli hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Actually, Holy Venerable, if you want a weapon to take advantage of, you can go to the Dragon Palace to find it!"
Du Feng nodded: "I've thought about it too, but I just don't know if the old dragon king sells my face, and if he doesn't take out the real guy!"
Han Zhongli said: "Holy Venerable, aren't you and the Great Sage brothers sworn brothers?
Du Feng's eyes lit up, and he looked at Han Zhongli with appreciation: "I didn't expect you to be a little useful at a critical time!"
Saying that, Du Feng directly raised his hand to summon the sports car, and after sitting on it, he came to the outside of the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave with one foot of the accelerator.
This time, Du Feng used the magic spell to directly pass through the barrier of Huaguo Mountain's enchantment formation.
Before Du Feng got out of the car, several monkeys surrounded Du Feng's sports car.
Du Feng wiped the car door and smiled at the monkey: "Don't be nervous, it's me, I'm here to find my monkey brother!"
"It turned out to be the Holy Venerable, it scared me a lot, the Holy Venerable's magical power is really powerful, if it weren't for the Holy Venerable to stop, I wouldn't have noticed the Holy Venerable at all!" a monkey said admiringly. Du Feng waved his hand indifferently: "Small handle, you can't get on the table!By the way, what about my monkey brother?"
"The Holy Buddha is cultivating in the cave!" said the monkey. Du Feng looked puzzled, this Monkey King is so awesome, what else is he cultivating?
Thinking that Du Feng directly ran the immortal yuan through the waterfall to the Water Curtain Cave, this was the first time Du Feng came to the Water Curtain Cave.
Looking around, the immortal qi in the cave is sufficient, and there are a lot of strong immortal grasses.
After looking for it, Du Feng saw Sun Wukong sitting on a futon and meditating.
Du Feng stepped forward and poked Sun Wukong's body: "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey?"
Sun Wukong popped out of the spot as if he was awakened, pulled out a long stick from his ear, and stared at Du Feng with a stick in one hand.
When he saw Du Feng clearly, Sun Wukong breathed a sigh of relief and patted his chest and abdomen: "Brother, you scared your brother to death......
Du Feng looked puzzled: "Brother Monkey, is there anything else that can make you afraid?"
"Why not?" Sun Wu blanked Du Feng's look, "Say, what's the matter with my old grandson?"
Du Feng was a little embarrassed, every time he came to the Water Curtain Cave, he asked Sun Wukong for help, and these three times and twice made Du Feng a little embarrassed.
Brother Monkey is so selfless to help me, and the courtesies are still exchanged, I also have to help Brother Monkey!
But Brother Monkey is so awesome, what should I help him?
Du Feng thought about it for a while, his eyes lit up, and he didn't know if it was true about Brother Monkey and Zixia Fairy in Journey to the West.
Thinking about Du Feng, he asked, "Actually, Brother Monkey, I want to confirm something, do you have a leg with Zixia?"
Sun Wukong's face flushed, he turned his back to Du Feng, scratched his ears and cheeks, and didn't say anything. Du Feng smiled proudly: "What can't we brothers say?Brother Monkey, it's been so many years, you still can't forget Fairy Zixia?"
"Old ...... Lao Sun is a monk, how can he have kindness and love? Brother, don't talk nonsense!" Sun Wukong's voice was very flustered.
Du Feng smiled: "Brother Monkey, that Zixia Fairy returned to Rulai to continue making wicks, and you didn't think about snatching her back?"
Sun Wukong sighed, with a sad face: "Why didn't I think about snatching it back?" It's just that it's the wick that I snatched back, and the Zixia Fairy is no longer there......
Infected by Sun Wukong's sadness, Du Feng recalled the vigorous love in the Journey to the West, and was unhappy for Sun Wukong and Zixia Fairy in his heart.
But now, Du Feng has no way to save the situation. He only changed the topic and said, "Brother Monkey, aren't you cultivating, how do you see that you are napping?"
"That'...... That ......" Sun Wukong looked embarrassed and hid his hands behind his back in a panic. Du Feng's eyes were sharp, and he saw the purple bell in Sun Wukong's hand at a glance.
Du Feng flashed and rushed behind Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, this is the love token given to you by Fairy Zixia, right?"
"No!" Sun Wukong hurriedly stuffed the purple bell into his arms, "This is what I picked up by accident, by the way, brother, what is the matter with you coming to me?"
Du Feng turned a deaf ear to Sun Wukong's question, and sighed to himself: "I didn't expect that my brother monkey was heroic all his life, but he is also a seed of infatuation......"
As he spoke, Du Feng looked at Sun Wukong's eyes, and a handful of Huang Tongtong's monkey hair was glued together. Du Feng knew that it was a trace left after being soaked in water.
After so long, Brother Monkey still can't let go, but Zixia Fairy has become a wick for Rulai, it's okay to be separated from heaven and man, it's a big deal to break through the sky.
But it's not a question of separation.
No, I must not let my monkey brother continue to sink. I'm going to help my brother monkey get out of that painful relationship!
can't get out because there is no good replacement, once you find a more suitable and perfect woman than Zixia, Brother Monkey will definitely be able to take that poignant love story as a memory!
I've decided, I'm going to help me find a partner for Brother Monkey!
Du Feng immediately said to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, do you like people or demons or demons?"
Sun Wukong was stunned: "Human, demon, shemale?"
Du Feng explained: "People, monks, and immortals are collectively referred to as humans, animals, demons, and demon immortals are collectively referred to as demons, and the combination of humans and demons is called shemales!"
Sun Wukong looked at Du Feng puzzledly: "What kind of person is not human, demon or demon, what do you want to say?"
Du Feng glanced at Sun Wukong: "If you don't say it, forget it!"
Saying that, Du Feng began to reason, the tear-jerking love between Brother Monkey and Fairy Zixia is enough to prove Brother Monkey's inclination, then I will take Fairy Zixia as an example!
Zixia Fairy is the wick of the Buddha, which means that Zixia Fairy is originally a demon, so there is no problem.
Then I'll start with the demon!
After thinking about it, Du Feng directly summoned a pen and paper and wrote: Blind date notice, there is a Monkey King, there is a mountain and a younger brother, a civil servant in the West Heaven, and a stable income. Find a suitable female demon as a partner, requirements, good facial features, innocent family background, interested parties please go to the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave to see!
After writing and putting it down, a sense of pride is born!
Then Du Feng hooked his waist and waved his waist, writing one after another.
Du Feng didn't know how long he had been writing or how many he had written.
"Brother, ...... are you" Sun Wukong's puzzled voice sounded. Du Fengli ignored Sun Wukong and wrote to himself.
Finally, Du Feng's paper was finished, and Du Feng looked at the paper piled up like a hill next to him, and exhaled a breath of turbidity.
I don't know if it's enough or not.
It doesn't matter if he's enough or not, let's send it out first and see the effect!
Thinking that Du Feng directly sorted out all the papers and put them into the storage bag, Yunzu Xianyuan went out of the water curtain cave directly, raised his hand and ran and sat down.
I'm throwing mountain after mountain, and I'm sure I'll be able to help my monkey brother find the right one!
Thinking that Du Feng stepped on the accelerator, and at the same time as he swept over each demon mountain, Du Feng would step on the brakes, drop a few pieces of paper and fly down, and then the accelerator disappeared in place and appeared above the next demon mountain.
Finally, with Du Feng's hard work, he turned all the demon mountains in the entire Earth Immortal Realm!
After throwing the last few written flyers out of the car window. Du Feng wiped the sweat from his forehead, which made me tired......
Du Feng turned the front of the car, stepped on the accelerator and returned to the water curtain cave, and as soon as he got out of the car, he was thundered by the surrounding scene.
Du Feng hurriedly wiped his eyes, and saw that there were demon cultivators with various heads standing outside the Water Curtain Cave, and each of them was quite graceful!
Du Feng was pleasantly surprised, it seems that this monkey brother is still very attractive.
"Quiet, quiet!" A group of monkeys stopped in front of the water curtain cave were anxious, "Everyone listen to me, my king really didn't send any blind date notice!"
"How is it possible? It is clearly written on this that there is a Monkey King, let me ask you, is your king called the Monkey King? Also, as soon as I saw the Daohuaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, there was only one Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave in the entire Earth Immortal Realm, who else could there be if it wasn't your king, everyone said yes?" A banshee with a deer's head on her head said loudly. Suddenly, all the banshees coaxed: "That's it, who else is called the Monkey King after the king of your family?"
"The king of my family definitely did not issue this notice, it must have been issued by the enemy of the king of my family, and the king of my family is now the West Heaven Dou defeated the Buddha, three meat and five precepts, how can it be a blind date!" The monkey was so anxious that he was about to cry.
Du Feng smiled proudly, appeared next to the monkey in a flash, and said loudly: "Everyone, I am Brother Monkey's sworn brother, and this blind date notice told me to help Brother Monkey send it!"