Chapter 391: Gift-giving
Du Feng couldn't help but swallow his saliva, looked at the fish he was holding, sighed, and handed the fish to Nezha: "It's better for you to eat!"
"Really?" asked Nezha in surprise.
Du Feng nodded: "You eat!"
Nezha was afraid that Du Feng would regret it, so he directly stretched out his mouth to eat the fish and swallowed it in his stomach, Nezha looked at Du Feng with a smile: "That, it's really delicious......
Du Feng waved his hand indifferently, raised his hand to summon a box of cigarettes, and sent one to Nezha: "A cigarette after dinner, race over the living immortals!"
Nezha took it suspiciously. Du Feng was about to help Nezha light the fire, suddenly, Du Feng was stunned, only to see Nezha directly throw the cigarette into his mouth, chew it, Nezha's face changed instantly: "Bah, what are you doing, why is it so unpalatable?"
Du Feng looked at Nezha in confusion: "You don't know what this is?"
"What is this?" asked Nezha, confused.
Du Feng's eyes widened and said, "This is smoke!"
Nezha said depressedly: "What is smoke, why is it so unpalatable?"
"Uh......" Du Feng was messy, "that...... You don't know what's going on in the Huaxia world?"
Nezha scratched his head: "What did you say was the continent that we put into the pipa beads?"
Du Feng asked again: "Everything in that world, Heavenly Court doesn't know?"
Nezha shook his head and said, "What happened there is only known to Yang Jian, who is guarding the Heavenly Dao, and even the giant spirit god who guards the realm is not clear, what's wrong?"
Du Feng shook his head, if it was really what Nezha said, then why didn't Yang Jian bring things like cigarettes to Heavenly Court?
Moreover, Yun Jian and Shen Lang also flew up from the Huaxia World, and they didn't even touch this thought, it was something that the fairy world didn't have!
Could it be that these things are not smooth in the fairy world? But how do they know if they are smooth or not?
How do I know they haven't tried? Nezha doesn't know, have they tried?
Du Feng thought suspiciously, and sent another cigarette to Nezha: "Cigarettes are not for eating, but for smoking!"
Saying that, Du Feng lit himself first, took a puff and spit out a puff of smoke: "See, smoke like this!"
Nezha half-understood and half-understood Du Feng's appearance, put the cigarette in his mouth, summoned a flame to light the cigarette, and took a puff: "Ahem, cough, cough...... That's too choking, isn't it?"
Du Feng was very dissatisfied and said: "Choking people, who are choking? Look at me!"
Saying that, Du Feng took a puff of cigarette and spit out a puff of smoke: "See, how handsome is it? I'll still take a cigarette for you to smoke, if it's a cigar, you'll have to choke to death!"
Saying that, Du Feng got up, extinguished the cigarette, summoned a cigar to light it, put on a tiger fur coat, and put on sunglasses: "Nezha, do you think my brother is handsome now?"
Nezha, who was scorched by thunder and tender inside, couldn't speak. Du Feng said with some hatred: "Nezha, learn more, this is the life of the upper class!...... You can't understand that, and when you eat crispy noodles and ride a motorcycle, you'll know what life is in high society!"
"Dry ...... "Nezha looked confused.
Du Feng sighed regretfully: "It seems that you are still in the backward old era!"
Saying that, Du Feng took a deep breath: "It's okay, I will lead you step by step to lead the trend!"
"Oh, oh......" Nezha stupidly summoned Hot Wheels and left with Du Feng at a gallop.
Just before Du Feng left, an unkempt old man came to the Jinguang Cave with his back and knocked on the stone door of the Jinguang Cave. Taiyi Zhenren came out of the cave and greeted: "What kind of wind blew you here, senior brother?"
The old man said with a smile: "Brother Wei came to ask for two pieces of golden silk jade lotus root to make a body for a bad man!"
Taiyi Zhenren stroked his beard and smiled: "It's just two lotus roots, why do you need senior brother to come to the door to tell me?
"If you want it, you need to ask the lord if you want it!" said the old man politely. Taiyi Zhenren made a gesture of invitation: "Senior brother, come here!"
Saying that, Taiyi Zhenren was about to lead the old man to the edge of the pool, but suddenly, Taiyi Zhenren's face changed sharply when he saw the scene in the pool, and a dodge disappeared in place, appearing directly at the edge of the pool: "How can this be?
"Senior brother, how can this be?" the old man walked up to Taiyi Zhenren and asked in disbelief. The angry Taiyi Zhenren didn't care about the old man, and drank to the pool: "Shouchi fish, come out for me!"
The surface of the pond is calm, and there are no fish guarding the pond for a long time. Taiyi Zhenren was messy, gritted his teeth and said, "It must be Nezha! It must be him!"
"What's the matter?" the old man was puzzled.
Taiyi Zhenren exhaled angrily: "Fang Cai Nezha came with the new Five Elements Immortal Venerable, and asked me to teach that kid immortal method, the Jade Emperor had already greeted me and others, of course I didn't accept it, but I didn't expect that kid to ask me for the golden silk jade lotus root, I didn't care enough to let him pick it himself, but I didn't expect that half of the lotus root was gone, and even the fish guarding the pond were gone......"
"You didn't have a ban in this pool?"
"What kind of ban do I fight? Does anyone dare to steal lotus roots?"
“...... Isn't this being stolen......"
"Nezha, I have to beat your ass swollen!"
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"Ahh
"Won't you have to scold back?" Du Feng said with a pouting and began to look at the Five Elements Immortal Palace that he had just set foot in.
Coming in from the gate with the four big characters of "Five Elements Immortal Mansion", Nuoda's courtyard was empty, and there were five areas behind a main house in front of him, and the color of the houses in the five areas was five, one area was golden yellow, one area was aqua blue, one area was wood green, one area was earth red, and one area was fiery red.
Not only the buildings, but also the colors of the trees!
Du Feng sighed and passed by the empty rooms, and exhaled a breath of turbidity, although the entire Immortal Palace was lifeless, but sooner or later I will make this place vibrant!
But that's not what I'm going to do right now, I have to get the exercises to cultivate first!
I have already visited Patriarch Subodhi, Zhen Yuanzi, and Taiyi Zhenren, and now I have to find other cattle people, I don't believe it, so many cattle people, none of them accept me!
"What did you mean to have fun for me?" asked Nezha, tilting his neck.
"Oh......" Du Feng hurriedly summoned a lump of gold, urged his spiritual power to transform his transmission into the appearance of an iron frog and handed it to Nezha to explain, "There is a Dharma tone here, as soon as you twist this tone and put the green tile on the ground, it will jump away by itself!"
Nezha looked at Du Feng stunned: "It's so amazing, he can beat by himself without Immortal Yuan Force?"
"I don't know!" Du Feng said disdainfully, "Play with this first, and when I get the exercises, I'll give you something more fun!"
"Oh oh oh ......" Nezha nodded again and again, twisted his hair, put the green tile on the ground, and suddenly the green tile jumped straight on the ground, Nezha couldn't help but exclaim, "It's really fun!
Nezha said that he directly picked up the green tile, jumped over, and stepped on the hot wheels that appeared out of thin air and left.
Du Feng's brain twitched, looking at the direction of Nezha's departure, he couldn't help but feel a little dissatisfied, this Nezha was too disagreeable, and he left without saying hello......
Du Feng shrugged his shoulders, looked around at the empty Five Elements Immortal Mansion, frowned and pondered.
I've seen the rumored immortals, Nezha, Sun Wukong's masters, no, no, it's not just the two of them, but also Erlang God, Erlang God is also a scum character!
It is rumored that Erlang God practices Eighty-Nine Xuangong, so I will go find this Erlang God and see if he can teach me Eighty-Nine Xuangong!
If Erlang God is unwilling, then I will go to the Eight Immortals, Lu Pressure, Peacock Daming King, and if it doesn't work, I will go to Dao Ji Na Gong!
Suddenly, Du Feng thought of a question, this monkey brother doesn't spread the word for six ears, I haven't heard of this statement!
When he was in the Nether Realm, which immortal did not leave his own Dao system? Elixir Mountain is the inheritance of Taishang Laojun's medicine path, and even Flame Mountain is the inheritance of Taishang Laojun's Fire Burning Boy. And bet that the Taoist people want to leave their own Taoist lineage to pass on to the world!
Could that be the excuse that the monkey doesn't want to teach me?
Well...... Looks like I'm not well prepared!
Looks like I need to bring some gifts to Jiro God!
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Guanjiangkou, Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun Mansion.
Du Feng tied his hands behind his back and stood outside the True Monarch's Mansion with his head held high.
A silver-armored soldier came out of the True Monarch's Mansion and saluted respectfully to Du Feng: "Holy Venerable, the True Monarch is invited!"
The silver-armored soldier made a gesture of please, and Du Feng shook his hands, holding a black bag in one hand and a large bag in the other, as if he was accompanying Liu Wei and other women to go home after shopping.
Stepping into the Qingyuan Miaodao True Monarch's Mansion, a big black dog lazily happened to go out of the mansion. Du Feng said as if he had met an acquaintance: "Oh, isn't this a roaring dog? Why are you so thin? Gao can't be malnourished, right?"
"Am I thin, am I thin?" the big black dog stared at Du Feng very unhappily, and opened his mouth to speak.
Du Feng sighed helplessly: "Don't believe you when you say you're thin, you're just thin!"
The big black dog said depressedly: "Thin is thin, it's your business!"
"Finally admit that you've lost weight, right?" Du Feng smiled proudly and handed the black bag he was carrying to the Roaring Sky Dog, "I already knew that you didn't eat well, so I brought you some good things to make up for you, all of which are made of ecological organic food, ensuring no pollution and no pollution!"
Saying that, Du Feng was embarrassed, this roaring dog has no hands!
Du Feng thought about it and directly put the black bag on the neck of the Roaring Sky Dog, and touched the head of the Roaring Sky Dog: "Eat it while it's hot, I'll go find your master first!"
Saying that, Du Feng had already strode towards the True Monarch's Mansion. Leave the stunned whistling dog alone and eat it while it's hot? Did he bring me something to eat?
Well...... It must be eaten, I don't see that this kid actually has a heart! I don't know what is delicious, roast chicken? or crispy bones?
With curiosity, the Howling Sky Dog opened the black bag to take a look, and the dangling object in the bag suddenly made the whole dog uncomfortable, and the Roaring Sky Dog was extremely angry, and rushed to the Zhenjun Mansion: "You thief, do you really treat the dog as a dog?" actually give me to eat, if I don't bite you to death today, I won't be surnamed Roar...... No, I'm your dog!"
But suddenly, the roaring dog retreated again: "The color and fragrance are not bad, but I don't know if the taste is good...... No, I can't eat it!
"Uh...... Just one bite! Just one bite......"
Under the guidance of the silver-armored soldiers, Du Feng saw Yang Jian, the three-eyed Erlang God who was wearing a brocade robe and sitting on a chair!
Du Feng hurriedly walked in front of Erlang God with a large bag and a small bag, and took out the contents of the bag one by one: "Second brother, these are all gifts I brought you from the Nether, and I don't know what you like, so I bought you some of the same, this is Armani's suit, ZPPO lighter, and the belt of the seven wolves...... And here! This is a Louis Denwe men's clutch bag, which is a symbol of success, and I think it is especially suitable for your status......"
Du Feng crackled, and Yang Jian was already dumbfounded.
"You're actually giving me to eat, and you're getting impatient?" a roar. Du Feng was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, he saw that the Roaring Sky Dog was looking at him menacingly. Du Feng was puzzled: "You're a dog, don't you eat?"
"Uh......" The Howling Sky Dog was silent, drooping his head and leaving in frustration, but suddenly, the Howling Sky Dog pounced on Du Feng, "You just eat, your whole family eats!" I stopped eating for a long time!"
Du Feng dodged and said in disbelief: "You haven't eaten for a long time?
Saying that, Du Feng inadvertently glanced at the corner of the Howling Dog's mouth a little yellow, and Du Feng was shocked and said, "You still said that you don't eat it, what is the yellow thing on your mouth?"
"Roaring Heavenly Dog?" Yang Jian slapped the table and asked angrily, "Have you eaten?"
"Uh......" The Howling Sky Dog stepped back with his tail between his legs, "Second Master, Second Master, listen to me, I didn't eat it, I just didn't pay attention to a little bit on my mouth!"
Yang Jian was furious: "Come on, drag the Howling Sky Dog out to gargle 100 million times!"
The roaring dog trembled, and tears couldn't stop flowing down: "Second master, I really haven't eaten......"
"Hmph......" Yang Jian sat down angrily, without looking at the Roaring Sky Dog, at this time two silver-armored soldiers came over, one left and one right dragged the Roaring Sky Dog to leave, the Louling Sky Dog's paws were unwilling to grasp the ground, hating Du Feng and said viciously: "It's all you! I must make you pay!"
Du Feng was stunned, what is the situation? Isn't it natural for dogs to eat?
Du Feng looked at Yang Jian, who was blowing his beard and glaring, and suddenly realized that it was not the dog's problem, but the owner's problem, this roaring dog was a pet dog, and the owner was not happy to eat.
Du Feng secretly blamed himself for not thinking it through, but this roaring dog is too, it's only one or two hundred and five at all, you can eat it, you have to yell, yell, you also lick your mouth clean and shout again......
Du Feng wiped the depressed sweat from his forehead, and smiled awkwardly at Yang Jian: "That second brother, you know, it's not that I deliberately want to give him food, but the ...... he asked me to bring him to eat."