Chapter 392: Erlang God with a poor amount of alcohol
Yang Jian glanced at Du Feng and took a deep breath: "Holy Venerable, you have nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, you might as well say it directly!"
Du Feng scratched his head a little embarrassed, this Yang Jian was really direct.
But I don't have any friendship with him, what if he refuses my request?
He is direct, I can't be in a hurry, I have to take my time in everything, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry!
Du Feng smiled: "Second brother, look at what you said, do I have to have something to find you? Don't you know, I always worship you in the Nether, and my admiration for you is like the water of the Yellow River coming up from the sky, rushing to the sea and never returning!
"Where, where......" Yang Jian smiled and waved his hand. Du Feng stepped forward and grabbed Yang Jian's arm: "Second brother, tell me the details again!"
Yang Jian was a little embarrassed and said: "Those are old things, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning!"
Du Feng was anxious: "What do you mean by not worth mentioning? Is that worth mentioning a lot? That's all great achievements! Second brother, I can tell you, if you don't say it, I'll be anxious with you!"
"Hehe......" Yang Jian smiled, "Since you want to hear it so much, then I'll tell you about it!"
Du Feng said: "Speak, you must tell me!"
Yang Jian nodded: "Okay, then I'll start talking to you from what I can remember! I remember when I was very young, wow, my father and I couldn't eat enough and didn't have enough clothes, and our lives were like that...... By the way, there is a saying in the Chinese world that can be completely described, holding a nest in his hand, there is not a drop of oil in the dish, in order to improve my life, I will sell herbs, who knows that the ruffians and hooligans will also charge me protection money......"
Du Feng was stunned when he heard it, and Yang Jian's life experience was also stumbled, speaking of which it was a handful of snot and tears, and tears could not be kept flowing down......
All in all, in short, Yang Jian's voice and deeds were so loud that Du Feng had an urge to cry.
"The second master is telling people these things again......"
"The second master is too, don't you get tired of talking about it? Since I was on an errand here, I have heard the second master talk about these things every day, and after listening to it for hundreds of years, my ears have become calloused......
"Be quiet, otherwise the second master will be in trouble when he hears it......"
...... The whispers of the two guards at the door did not hide from Du Feng's ears.
Du Feng glanced at the two guards, retracted his gaze and stared at Yang Jian, who was crackling and talking, with an ominous premonition in his heart.
"Brother, when I grew up, I thought I could marry a daughter-in-law, but I fell in love with the widow Zhang in the next village, but my father didn't allow it, so I had to marry Cuihua from our village, hey...... Don't you know, that Cuihua, fat like a pig, missing a front tooth, her face is full of dark spots, she has bad breath, her nose hair is exposed, and the most important thing is that she has a little beard! Of course I won't do it, so I eloped with Widow Zhang......" Yang Jian became more and more energetic, and told Du Feng the details of the matter with Widow Zhang, and even told Du Feng about the bed.
The more Du Feng listened, the more energetic he became, these things, but there were no rumors!
It seems that in order to create a positive image, the rumors have erased all these bad deeds, leaving only Yang Jian's mighty achievements.
I don't know if Brother Monkey is the same......
Oh, by the way, I forgot to give Brother Monkey the transformation water when I ascended, and his monkey hair and appearance are too stumbling!
Well...... And Brother Pig, I have to go and have fun with Brother Pig!
Ha ha...... Now I finally feel a little bit like being a fairy!
But listening to it, Du Feng's face gradually darkened, and as soon as Yang Jian talked about it, it was like a surging river, out of control!
One day, two days...... 10 years, 11 years......
"That second brother, drink saliva!" Du Feng kindly reminded. Who knew that Erlang God waved his hand, "What kind of water to drink, brother, don't you know...... Anyway, I'll tell you again from when I can remember, I remember when I was a kid wow......
Du Feng's tears couldn't help but flow down: "Second brother, please spare me!"
"Spare you, spare you, what?" Yang Jian was puzzled, and then pulled Du Feng with a smile and said, "Brother, listen carefully, don't interrupt me! I remember when I was a child, wow......"
Du Feng thumped his chest and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, this Yang Jian is too good at talking, right?
Isn't he the god of justice? Shouldn't he be more majestic and cherish words like gold? Oh my God, is it true that what I have encountered is a fake Erlang God?
Du Feng hurriedly said: "That second brother, I still have something at home, I have to go back and deal with it, that next time, next time I will listen to your great achievements!"
Du Feng was about to leave as he spoke, but he was pulled by Yang Jian: "Brother, don't worry, I'll leave after listening! I remember when I was a child......
Du Feng is messy, did you care about me when you were young? I came to irrigate the estuary because my brain was in water......
No, I'm here for a purpose! I can't just leave!
Can...... This Erlang God talks endlessly, and I can't interject at all......
Suddenly, Du Feng had a flash of inspiration, there is, since he can talk so much, then I will tell him about it too!
Communication, communication, if he says I also say it is called communication, just if he says I listen, come and not be rude!
Immediately, Du Feng grabbed Yang Jian with his backhand, as if he was afraid that Yang Jian would run away: "Second brother, after listening to your story, I think I need to tell you my story, and this matter has to start from when I was born......
"Wait, brother, I haven't finished yet!" Yang Jian interrupted. Du Feng said indifferently: "Second brother, you listen to me first, when I was born, wow, a person fell from the roof, smashed a big hole in my house, that person not only threatened my parents with the sword, but also abducted me to the deep mountains and old forests, since then, I have been practicing day and night in order to drink a bottle of Wahaha......
Du Feng said bitterly, adding fuel and vinegar......
One, two, three...... One year, two years, three years.
"That brother, I still have some official business to deal with...... Yang Jian interrupted with a dark face.
Du Feng waved his hand indifferently: "Don't worry, second brother, I'll deal with it after listening! By the way, where did I talk about? Look at my brain, I can't remember anything when I am interrupted, in this way, I told you about it from the beginning, and when I was born, wow......"
Forehead...... Erlang God was messy, and said with some embarrassment, "Brother, are you expressing your dissatisfaction with me......"
Du Feng was stunned: "No, wow, where am I dissatisfied with you? If I am dissatisfied with you, will I pull you to talk for so long?"
Erlang God was silent for a long time before he said, "But what do you mean by giving me back what I said to you?"
Du Feng was puzzled: "What words?"
Erlang Shen thought for a moment with a dark face: "Brother, let's not talk about those things about Chen Sesame and rotten grain, okay?"
Du Feng sneered in his heart, now that you know that you won't talk about it, you have been pulling me to talk about it for more than ten years, and I can't stand it after I have been telling you for three years?
Although he was thinking so in his heart, Du Feng had a smile on his face: "Second brother, what should we say?"
Yang Jian was silent again, and sighed for a long time: "Let's not say anything, drink bar!"
Saying that, Yang Jian opened his throat and said, "Prepare wine, I want to stay drunk with my brother and not return!"
After speaking, Yang Jian took Du Feng's hand: "Brother, you and I are like each other at first sight, we hate to see each other late, we must get drunk before resting!"
Du Feng shrugged his shoulders indifferently: "If you are drunk, you will be drunk, it doesn't matter!"
"Haha......" Yang Jian laughed and pulled Du Feng, walked to a stone table full of wine and food outside the house and sat down.
At this time, Yang Jian, as soon as he changed his chattering appearance, raised his glass when he got up with the wine: "Dry!"
After speaking, he drank it in one gulp, then filled it up for himself, and raised his glass to Du Feng: "Dry!"
Du Feng looked at Yang Jian, who kept doing it by himself, and looked at the wine in his hand that he hadn't drunk yet, shouldn't this Yang Jian's brain be ruined by me, right?
Cup after cup. Finally, Yang Jian shook his head, and waved at Du Feng with a wine burp: "Brother, I can't drink anymore......!" I really can't drink it!"
Du Feng looked at his untouched wine glass, what is the situation?
Is this Erlang God really having a problem with his brain?
Du Feng tentatively raised his wine glass: "Second brother, let's have another glass!"
"No, no, no...... Brother, you can drink too much, admire...... Admire! Wine ...... I can't drink you, I ...... Admit defeat! I admit defeat!" Yang Jian said with a big tongue waving his hand.
Du Feng was puzzled, I didn't drink it at all, didn't he pay attention at all?
I shouldn't have noticed it, but ...... But did he drink like this all the time? Or did the people in the Heavenly Court drink like this?
Isn't that incredible?
Du Feng walked around to Yang Jian's side and patted Yang Jian's shoulder: "Second brother, let's have a drink!"
"No, no, no...... Big brother, I really can't drink anymore, I'm already drinking high, and I'm going to vomit if I drink it again...... ...... vomit," Yang Jian said, and poured his head directly into it.
Du Feng covered his face and didn't dare to look directly, his eyes rolled, this Erlang God is a character who is too awesome to want, it is said that he worships the six saints of Meishan, but this six saints of Meishan are all rumored to be the type of followers of little-known little people, and I haven't seen much awesome, can I worship with Erlang God, is it ......
Du Feng's eyes lit up, did he take advantage of Erlang God's wine strength to worship after getting drunk?
Well...... It's very likely! I'll just try it and see if I can worship Erlang God, if I succeed, I'll be even more awesome!
After thinking about it, Du Feng patted Yang Jian's back: "Second brother, you have to practice this amount of wine!"
Yang Jian eased up and sighed: "Big brother, you don't know, my amount of alcohol has always been like this, no one has ever drunk to win, it's not that I haven't practiced, it's true that I can't improve......"
Du Feng resisted the urge to laugh, Nima, drink like this, you can't mention the amount of alcohol you drink!
Du Feng sighed: "You and I hit it off at first sight, hate to see each other late, second, in my opinion, it's better for us to become brothers with different surnames!"
"Stamper, must bow! I admire you the most for a person like you who drinks a lot of money!" Yang Jian immediately stood up, picked up his wine glass, as if he was afraid that Du Feng would regret it, he dragged Du Feng to the open space tightly, and knelt down straight: "The common people are witnesses, today I am Yang Jian!"
Du Feng hurriedly said: "I'm Du Feng!"
Du Feng, who had an experience of worshipping immortals, blurted out directly, and said in unison with Yang Jian: "From now on, we will be like brothers and sisters, and we will support each other!"
After the mountain alliance and the sea oath, Du Feng and Yang Jian raised their glasses and drank the wine in the cup at the same time, and threw the wine glass very casually. Yang Jian suddenly laughed: "Big brother!"
"Second child!" blurted out Du Feng's brain, I ...... I've become the eldest brother of Erlang God......? In terms of age, he should be my brother!
"Hahaha......" Yang Jian laughed heartily, as if he had won five million and picked up a gold ingot. Du Feng was thundered by Erlang God.
"Hey...... The second master drank too much again......"
"No, the howling dog is not by his side, he can't help him sober up, can he not get drunk......"
"This Five Elements Saint Venerable must have come prepared, no, I have to go and find the Howling Sky Dog......
...... Not far away, the sound of the two guards communicating came into Du Feng's ears. The second monk Du Feng was puzzled, and the roaring dog was sober?
Whatever, it's important to get down to business!
Du Feng shook off the messy thoughts in his mind, and said to Yang Jian, who was staggering and smiling: "Second brother, my brother has a matter, I don't know if to talk about it......
Yang Jian waved his hand: "You are my eldest brother, what is there to talk about?
Du Feng hurriedly said: "Brother, I just flew to the immortal realm, I don't have the immortal realm to practice the exercises, and I was bullied by the little gods under my hands, don't want it, do you think you can teach the eight or nine Xuangong to my brother?"
"Well said!" Yang Jian replied.
Du Feng was overjoyed, it was done! So it was done? It was really hard to step on the iron shoes and find nowhere to find them, and it didn't take any effort to get them!
But suddenly, Du Feng was messy, and he saw Yang Jian's mouth squirming non-stop, without making a sound at all.
Du Feng wondered, what is this Erlang God doing?
After a while, Yang Jian's mouth stopped squirming, and he patted Du Feng's shoulder with a smile: "Big brother, do you remember?"
Du Feng looked confused: "What do you remember?"
"Eighty-nine Xuangong!" Yang Jianleng said. Du Feng was puzzled: "You didn't say anything!"
Yang Jian was anxious: "Didn't I read all the exercises to you just now?"
Du Feng is messy, this Erlang God shouldn't be playing with me, right? Du Feng hurriedly said: "Second brother, you didn't make a sound at all just now, see if you can make some noise, otherwise I don't know what you said at all! And I see that your mouth shape is also very vague, or you say slower, I can read the spoken language!"
Yang Jian nodded, and immediately his mouth began to squirm again. Du Feng was desperate, he couldn't tell what he was saying at all, there was no voice, and he couldn't read the spoken language......
Du Feng's heart was horizontal, and he summoned a pen and paper: "Second child, just use it directly!"