Chapter 437: Women Are Tigers
Du Feng was *, and he wandered around, looking for the best location to build a marriage agency.
The main temple on Lingshan is the big Leiyin Temple, and the small Leiyin Temple is built by the ancestor of Huangmei, a disciple of the Buddha from the east, and it is not at the foot of the Lingshan Mountain, but the Buddha moved over later, in order to worship the Buddha for pilgrims.
Du Feng, who wandered around the mountain for a long time, came to the door of the small Leiyin Temple, the decoration of the Xiaoleiyin Temple and the Leiyin Temple are exactly the same, but there is a small word on the plaque, and the Bodhisattvas in the temple are all statues, but those monks are all Buddhas like Daoji, and the area of the Xiaoleiyin Temple is also half smaller than the Leiyin Temple.
Because pilgrims can only worship the Buddha in Xiaoleiyin Temple, the incense here is quite prosperous.
There is the largest flow of people here, all of them are people who like Buddha, and they are quite enthusiastic about Buddha, and it is certainly not realistic to build a marriage agency in a temple, so I will build a marriage agency at the entrance of the temple, so that everyone who enters the temple will see my marriage agency.
So Du Feng released the stones made in the craftsman star and began to build the house.
You can use Xianyuan, Du Feng's speed of starting the house is quite fast, and as soon as he moves the stone, he directly builds the prototype, calls the wood yuan force to condense the beams, and calls the earth yuan force to make the glazed tiles, and the house is built in a few breaths.
Du Feng took out a wooden board, summoned a dagger, carved the seven big characters "Fengfeng Marriage Agency" on the wooden board, and then hung the sign on the door.
Looking at his works, Du Feng always felt that there was still something dissatisfied, after thinking about it, he summoned a piece of rice paper, took out the paint with a brush, blended it and drew it on the rice paper, and then wrote, "Do you want to find a brick and stone king? Do you want to become a family member of a civil servant in Lingshan? As long as you want, we will match you!"
Du Feng hung up the painted poster very satisfied, and sat in the marriage agency contentedly waiting for the customer to come to the door.
Time passed minute by minute, Du Feng began to sit still, according to Du Feng's expectations, even if the business was not very hot, there should be customers coming to the door immediately.
It must be that the marriage agency is not enough to attract the attention of others, and I sat here for a long time without seeing a passing pilgrim glancing at the marriage agency.
It seems that the poster is not enough, I have to think of a better way to get people's attention!
Advertise and advertise......
Du Feng pondered for a while, and finally had a plan.
At the foot of Lingshan, he casually grabbed a hen demon and returned to the marriage agency, and said to the trembling chicken demon: "Don't be afraid, I won't eat you, I'm giving you a creation!"
"Creation?" The chicken demon's eyes lit up, and he knelt down and kowtowed to Du Feng excitedly, "Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!"
"I will be your boss in the future, as long as I do things well, I will not treat you badly!" Du Feng was quite satisfied with the attitude of the chicken demon, summoned a stack of papers, wrote a sample of a flyer, and wrote a flyer with the chicken demon.
However, after a long time, a large number of leaflets had been written, and Du Feng instructed the chicken demon to stand at the gate of Xiaoleiyin Temple and launch the leaflets. Then he recorded his own voice, summoned a big speaker and played it repeatedly: "Do you want to find a brick and stone king? Do you want to become a family member of a civil servant in Lingshan? As long as you want, we will match you!"
"What are you doing?" a group of monks came out of the Xiaoleiyin Temple and said viciously to the chicken demon. The chicken demon shook the flyer in his hand in a panic and hid behind Du Feng: "Boss!"
Du Feng looked at the group of monks coldly: "Do you want to fight?"
"Amitabha, the Buddha Gate is important, no noise!" An old monk in a robe walked in front of all the monks and made a Buddhist salute to Du Feng, "Don't damage the majesty of the Buddha Gate!"
Du Feng looked the old monk up and down, and said with disdain: "You open the door to do your business, I open the door to do my voice, what kind of majesty do I damage to the Buddha Gate? Old bald donkey, don't you Buddhism say don't you want to cause trouble? What do you mean by this, do you want to fight with me?"
"Don't dare, don't dare, the old man is just kind words to persuade him!" the old monk smiled. Du Feng sneered: "Good words to persuade you, I'm afraid you're going to salute first and then soldiers, right? Look at the group of monks behind you, they are fierce and vicious, and they all scared my employees, this matter can't just be left like this, if you don't lose money, I will demolish your little Leiyin Temple!"
Du Feng said and raised his hand with a move, summoning a hammer that he got in the Dragon King to resist on his shoulder: "Do you recognize my hammer, my hammer is very big, it is a super decorator's hammer, don't you know, he hammered eighty, hammered eighty, smashed the four walls of other people's new houses to pieces! Do you believe that I hammered eighty-one and eighty, demolished your little Leiyin Temple, and went to Rulai to ask for wages?"
The old monk heard it in a fog: "Donor, if you are here, don't blame the old man for being polite!"
Du Feng looked at the old monk in surprise: "Ouch, you old bones dare to tell me that you're welcome?
Saying that, Du Feng raised his head and laughed, for a long time, Du Feng stopped laughing, and looked at the old monk with a calm face: "Old bald donkey, just let the horse come!"
"Then you're welcome!" said the old monk, raising his hand and grabbing a Zen staff out of thin air. Du Feng snorted coldly, put away the hammer, and raised his hand to summon a kitchen knife: "Lao Tzu sees that your kung fu is so high!"
After speaking, Du Feng Yunzu Xianyuan disappeared directly in place and appeared behind the old monk, and before the old monk could react, Du Feng's kitchen knife was already on the old monk's neck.
Du Feng patted the old monk's bald head: "Crazy! Why aren't you crazy?"
The old monk's face was flushed and he was speechless. After a long time, he said: "The speed of the donor is so fast, the old man admires it!"
Du Feng smiled proudly: "If you admire, go back to chant the scriptures, don't hinder Lao Tzu's business here!"
"Boss, kill him! kill this old bald donkey!" the chicken demon jumped up excitedly. Du Feng took down the kitchen knife on the old monk's neck, and said in a serious tone: "Let's do business, pay attention to harmony and make money, don't kill this and that like a warlike a warmaker one day, fight all day long, how to do business?"
The chicken demon suddenly died down, and the teachable nodded: "It's the boss!"
Du Feng nodded with satisfaction: "Let's go and hand out flyers!"
The chicken demon glanced at Du Feng with admiration, picked up the leaflets scattered all over the place, and at this time, a chubby little monk came lazily: "Who is so bold that he dares to make trouble in my little Leiyin Temple?"
Du Feng looked at the little monk and flipped it, only to see that the little monk's eyebrows were actually yellow! Du Feng suddenly became interested, rushed to the little monk, and pinched the little monk's face: "You are the yellow eyebrows, right? You are played so fiercely on TV, I didn't expect you to look so cute, this little face is fleshy, it is so refreshing to pinch......
Huang Mei slapped Du Feng's hand away, and looked at Du Feng very unpleasantly: "Are you impatient?"
Du Feng was stunned: "No wow!"
Huang Mei pointed to the marriage agency and said to the chicken demon: "Then why don't you quickly demolish that house for me and take this chick away?"
Du Feng said depressedly: "Why did I demolish the house? And this little chicken, he is my employee, he is here to help me with my errands, why should I take him away?"
Huang Mei's face suddenly darkened, and he raised his hand to summon a golden bowl: "Then you just don't want to live?"
Du Feng hated iron and looked at Huang Mei: "You, you, so you can't become a Buddha, you will always be a little novice!"
"Why?" Huang Mei was puzzled. Du Feng sighed and measured the kitchen knife in his hand: "No matter how high your kung fu is, you are afraid of kitchen knives, you obviously look at me holding a kitchen knife in your hand, you dare to be so crazy, you don't have any eyesight, how do you say you become a Buddha?"
Huang Mei frowned a few black lines, snorted coldly, and the golden bowl in his hand came out of his hand, instantly enlarged, and came towards Du Fenggai.
How could Du Feng not know the power of the golden bowl? He didn't dare to be careless at all, and pointed behind Huang Mei and was shocked: "Maitreya, why are you here?"
Huang Mei was stunned for a moment, and when he looked back, Du Feng smiled coldly, the kitchen knife was directly on Huang Mei's neck, and he patted Huang Mei's little bald head, and with a "snap", Du Feng educated: "The little monk is the little monk, and the soldiers don't know if they don't get tired of cheating......"
"You mean!" said Huang Mei's face flushed. Du Feng shrugged his shoulders, looked at the golden bowl floating above his head and didn't dare to cover it, raised his hand to summon a brick, and took it in his hand and checked it: "Huangmei, do you think it's your head that is hard, or my bricks are hard?"
Forehead...... Huang Mei's face froze, revealing an embarrassed smile: "That donor, you are a businessman, and you make money with anger, and make money with anger!"
Du Feng looked surprised: "You kid still know that harmony makes money?"
"I know, I know!" Huang Meimei smiled. Du Feng snorted coldly: "It's because I was angry and made money that I didn't make a ruthless move, otherwise you and that old monk would be a corpse now!"
Du Feng said and put away the kitchen knife, and at this time, the golden bowl fell in a straight line, and Du Feng was about to be detained, Du Feng's face changed sharply, and the lucky immortal yuan instantly appeared behind Huang Mei, and without saying a word, he directly called Huang Mei's bald head with a brick!
With a "bang", Huang Mei's whole body went down directly, and the golden bowl that was chasing Du Feng landed at Du Feng's feet with a "clang".
Du Feng directly picked up the golden bowl and threw it into the storage ring, and tapped the bricks in his hand: "This is really a treasure artifact, just like the treasure money......"
"Yay, the boss is mighty!" the chicken demon shouted excitedly. Du Feng waved his hand indifferently: "It's a little meaning, hurry up and work!"
When the chicken demon heard this, he hurriedly took the flyer and distributed it, and that state was like being beaten with chicken blood...... No, it's a chicken, it's supposed to be congested!
For a while, none of those monks dared to stop them. Du Feng was happy, looked at Huang Mei who fainted on the ground, thought about summoning the dragon tendons that were peeled off from Jiaolong's body, tied Huang Mei up, and mentioned that in the marriage agency, he used Shui Yuan Force to transfer a ball of water to wake Huang Mei up, and Huang Mei suddenly struggled.
Du Feng swept the bricks in his hand and said viciously: "Hand over the acquired seed bag to me, otherwise Lao Tzu will kill you with a brick!"
"The acquired seed bag was taken away by my master...... Huang Mei said aggrievedly. Du Feng was stunned: "Then you are still so crazy?"
"People...... People just want to scare you away......" Huang Mei said.
Du Feng smiled: "Scare me away? Can you scare me? Lao Tzu went south and north to do business, what kind of person has not seen you, even you, a little monk, can scare me?"
Saying that, Du Feng looked at Huang Mei, his eyes rolled, this Huang Mei is also a character, and it is also a relational household, the little novice who came to the Buddha Pearl in the east, the background is also Ganggang, although the age is a little younger, it is better to help him set a baby kiss, and it can be regarded as the opening of my marriage agency!
Thinking about it, Du Feng laughed. Huang Mei shrank back in some fear: "You...... What are you going to do?"
Du Feng said harmlessly: "Don't be afraid, I don't eat people, I'm very loving! Huang Mei, I want to find you a daughter-in-law!"
"Poof...... Huang Mei squirted wildly, looking at Du Feng in disbelief, "What? help...... Help me find a daughter-in-law?"
Du Feng nodded reasonably: "Help you find a daughter-in-law, Huang Mei, tell me what you like?"
Huang Mei shook his head again and again: "No, no, no, I don't look for a daughter-in-law, Master said that women are tigers!"
Du Feng said depressedly: "You are also a person who has been a monster, how can you believe this kind of lie? Your master is lying to you, how can a woman be a tiger? You are still young, and you can't appreciate the benefits of a woman, so let's find you a little girl first, let her play with you, and then marry her when you grow up!"
"No, I don't play with little girls, they're too naïve, and I don't want a daughter-in-law, women are all tigers, all ......tigers," Huang Mei cried. Du Feng squinted his eyes and looked at Huang Mei, it seems that there is a problem with the education of this Lingshan, I have brainwashed these little monks since I was a child, causing these monks to be afraid of women, how can I carry out my business in this way?
The cave house that was thinking about it suddenly remembered the shameful picture of Wenqu Xingjun and the sun traveling god Wen Liang on Wenqu Xing, and suddenly laughed proudly, this marriage line can have such a strong relationship between men and men, there is a way that the same sex repels each other, and the opposite sex attracts, if a man and a woman ......
*, Du Feng directly released the sports car, stuffed Huang Mei into the car, and said to the chicken demon who was handing out flyers: "Little chicken, you are so good at doing things, no one is afraid, there are rewards for doing well!"
"Don't worry, boss!" said the chicken demon with great interest. Du Feng then sat in the cab and came to the door of the marriage hall with one foot of the accelerator.
Locking Huang Mei in the car, Du Feng stepped into the marriage hall, there were red lines everywhere, and Yue Lao was constantly helping the little people tie the red lines.
Yue Lao is still Du Feng's benefactor, he was almost killed by Qian Kuan back then, but he was still saved by Yue Lao's gods, in order to repay his kindness, Du Feng also specially asked Du Dong to build a Yue Lao Temple, and also molded a golden body for Yue Lao, a pure gold gold body!
Du Feng greeted Yue Lao and said, "Yue Lao, are you busy?"
"Yo, it turned out to be the Holy Venerable!" Yue Lao dropped the matter in his hand and greeted him, saluted Du Feng, and asked with some doubts, "Didn't the Holy Venerable go to the West to exchange and study?"