Chapter 438 Pull Customers

"Isn't this nothing, I'm going to the Marriage Hall to see you!" Du Feng said with a haha, "Speaking of which, you were still kind to me when I was in the Netherworld!"

Du Feng immediately recounted the fight with Qian Kuan, and the scene where the old god Yue came forward to save himself,

After hearing this, Yue Lao smiled and said: "The little god said that he has some kindness with the Holy Venerable, it turns out that the divine thoughts of the little god have such a relationship with the Holy Venerable......"

Where does Du Feng not know, Shen Nian has been in the lower realm, although he knows everything he does, but what Shen Nian can do is just some small things that he can't remember, so Sun Wukong's Shen Nian wants to write a letter to remind Sun Wukong's deity.

The same is true for his own clone, although he knows what he does, it is not too important, and Du Feng will also need to be reminded to remember.

After greeting Yue Lao for a while, Du Feng finally put forward his request: "That Yue Lao, I came to you, I have something to ask for!"

Yue Lao said with a smile: "Even if the Holy Venerable says it, if the little god can do it, he will definitely go all out!"

Du Feng said: "I want to ask for a marriage line!"

"Marriage line?" Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, and then frowned, the last time Wenqu Xingjun was gentle with the Sun Traveling God, it was he who instructed a descendant of an immortal in the marriage hall to steal the marriage line, and this is a marriage line, could it be another trick on people?

Yue Lao smiled and declined: "Holy Venerable, please forgive the little god for being powerless in this matter, this marriage red line is stipulated in the Heavenly Law, if it is given to others privately, the little god will be punished!"

Du Feng's face suddenly sank: "So you don't want to give it to me?"

Yue Lao said embarrassedly: "The little god is not unwilling, but can't!"

Du Feng snorted coldly, raised his hand and released the kitchen knife. Yue Lao was stunned for a moment, and looked at Du Feng in a panic and stepped back: "You...... What are you going to do?"

Du Feng took a deep breath: "I'm not taking revenge, it's just to keep it difficult for you, you release the shadow stone as evidence, just say that it is the red line of marriage that I went out, so that the Jade Emperor will not embarrass you!"

"This ......" Yue Lao didn't know what to say, and said with a glimmer of hope: "Holy Venerable, why do you have to embarrass the little god?

Du Feng shook his head and said with a resolute expression: "I want the red line of marriage, I am determined to get the red line of marriage, if you don't give it, then I really have to move*!"

Yue Lao hesitated for a moment, summoned the Shadow Stone, and roared in a panic: "Robbed, robbed the red line of marriage!"

Du Feng smiled coldly and began to untie the red threads tied to the villain. Marriage red line Du Feng has used it to know of course.

"Don't snatch the marriage red line in my hand!" said Yue Lao urgently. Du Feng turned his head to look and saw that Yue Lao was holding a large bundle of marriage red threads in his hands!

Du Feng glanced at Yue Lao in surprise, and suddenly came to his senses, rushed to Yue Lao and put the kitchen knife on Yue Lao's neck, snatched the red line from Yue Lao's hand, and said viciously: "Hmph, if you don't give me the red line, I will hack you to death!"

After speaking, Du Feng took the red line and turned around and left, and when he looked back after the marriage hall, he saw Yue Lao sitting on the ground, snorting and tearing: "Damn Five Elements Holy Venerable, you actually robbed me of the red line, it's too much, if you don't give it, you will hack me to death......"

After complaining, Yue Lao put away the photo stone, stood up and patted his buttocks, looking like he was fine. Du Feng walked into the marriage hall again and gave a thumbs up in admiration: "With your acting skills, you can go to the Oscar for Best Actor!"

Yue Lao sighed: "If I don't do this, you untie the red thread I tied, and I can't tie it again?"

Du Feng scratched his head embarrassedly: "Then thank you Yue Lao, I'll invite you to drink when I have time!"

"If the Holy Venerable has nothing else to do, then please!" Yue Lao waved his hand. Du Feng smiled and arched his hand towards Yue Lao, and turned around and walked out of the marriage hall.

Sitting in the sports car, he glanced at the yellow eyebrows with a sad face, and looked at a red line, Du Feng smiled proudly: "Now my marriage agency is perfect, everything is ready, only the east wind is owed!"

Du Feng kicked the accelerator, returned to the marriage agency, lifted Huang Mei out of the car, took out a red thread and tied it to Huang Mei's left hand, and beckoned the chicken demon over: "Now change the flyer to help Huang Mei go on a blind date!"

"Boss, but no one else will answer the flyers I sent......" The chicken demon said with some grievances. Du Feng was stunned for a moment, and carefully looked at the chicken demon, although his body was human, he was staring at a chicken head, and his arms were full of chicken feathers.

Du Feng was embarrassed: "You look like this, so scary, it's strange that others can pick up the flyers you send......"

"Yes...... But I don't want to look like this......" the chicken demon said aggrievedly. Du Feng sighed, summoned the transformation water and poured out a drop to the chicken demon: "You can completely become a human if you eat this!"

The chicken demon was stunned for a moment, and said with some disbelief: "Can this make me completely human?"

Du Feng glanced at the chicken demon: "Don't you know if you eat it?"

The chicken demon looked at Du Feng suspiciously, tentatively subdued the drop of transformation water, and suddenly the chicken head turned into a human head, with messy long hair, a handsome face, and all the feathers on his arms disappeared.

The chicken demon looked at his hand in surprise, touched his face, and knelt on the ground with a puff: "Thank you boss, thank you boss!"

Du Feng said indifferently: "It's just a trivial matter, as long as you work hard and run this marriage agency for me, then I will go to King Qin Guang to cross out your name from the book of life and death, and then arrange for you to go to the Pleiades Star Official to learn the immortal magic powers!"

The chicken demon was speechless with excitement, and asked tentatively for a long time: "I don't know if you are ...... boss?"

Du Feng said coaxingly: "Your boss and my old man are very old, you are very good, I am the Five Elements Saint Venerable, in charge of the various departments of the Heavenly Court, and there are many patents in the Heavenly Court!"

The chicken demon looked adoring: "Wow...... This is really big, boss, don't worry, I will help you wholeheartedly!"

Du Feng nodded: "By the way, although you are exactly the same as a person now, you are still missing a name......

"Boss, my name is Little Bird and Bird......" said the chicken demon.

Du Feng's face suddenly darkened, he looked down at his crotch, and his whole body was excited: "You are a banshee, it's not okay to call me Xiao Ji, and I am a person who does big things, how can I introduce you to others in the future? Do I say that this is my employee Xiao Ji?" What should I do if others hear it and hear it as my Xiao Ji?"

Du Feng thought for a while and said, "You will be called ...... in the future As soon as you hear this name, you are a matchmaker!"

"Thank you for your name, thank you for your name!" the little matchmaker kowtowed again and again, thanking Dade for his words. Du Feng waved his hand: "Okay, hurry up and do something!"

The little matchmaker stood up, and began to do things even more bloody, Du Feng looked at the little matchmaker's dress, summoned a cheongsam and handed it to the little matchmaker: "This is your work clothes, you will wear this in the future!"

The little matchmaker obeyed Du Feng's words, turned around directly, and the cheongsam was directly put on the little matchmaker's body. Looking at the little matchmaker's bumpy figure, Du Feng nodded with satisfaction, I have put so much effort into this marriage introduction, and it will definitely help me make a lot of money!

The little matchmaker made twelve efforts, every time she met a pilgrim she took a flyer to meet her, and now although the pilgrims are not disgusted with the little matchmaker, they all take the flyer and leave, and throw away the flyer directly.

Du Feng, who was watching all this from afar, called the little matchmaker to his side: "It takes a way to attract customers, first, we have to look at the consumer group, you think, we are not ordinary people, gold, silver and jewelry are of no use to us at all, what is the use of you going to distribute flyers to those ordinary people? We have to find demons, earth immortals, these cultivators, we want to earn immortal stones, understand?"

The little matchmaker seems to understand whether she understands or not. Du Feng said again: "Second, we can't just send a leaflet, so we can't mention other people's interests, I probably looked, the pilgrims who come here are either asking for peace or blessings, wealth and children, etc., and there is no marriage, we should explain to them the importance of marriage, so that they feel that worshipping the Buddha is better than marrying a Buddha, and in addition, you go to subdue a group of little demons, and go to pass the leaflets to those demon mountains in the earth fairy world, so that the reputation of our marriage agency can be beaten!"

The little matchmaker was still confused, and Du Feng directly took the flyer in the little matchmaker's hand: "Learn how I distribute flyers!"

Du Feng looked around at the pilgrims passing by, his eyes stayed on the body of a female rat demon, and strode over to block the way of the rat demon: "This beauty, are you worshipping Buddha?"

The rat demon frowned and looked at Du Feng in disgust, and walked around Du Feng. Du Feng hurriedly dodged to stop the rat demon again, and handed over a flyer: "Beauty, you are also a demon fairy in cultivation, don't you just want to cultivate to the Buddha to achieve positive results, in fact, I think you are quite blind like this, I have another shortcut, I don't know if you are willing to go?"

The rat demon stopped and looked at Du Feng suspiciously: "Shortcut?"

Du Feng smiled proudly and pointed to the flyer: "Look, our marriage agency specializes in promoting marriage with the Buddha, think about it, if you can marry the Buddha, won't you become a family member of the Buddha?

The rat demon suddenly said with a dark face: "You are completely blaspheming my Buddha!"

Du Feng sighed and patiently explained: "How can this be blasphemy against your Buddha? I am helping the Buddha and helping people who want to become Buddhas, you think, since you worship the Buddha so much and worship the Buddha every day, why don't you marry the Buddha directly?"

"That's a Buddha who is a monk, with three meat and five precepts, and can't get married!"

Du Feng said: "That's right, then how can you say that I am blaspheming your Buddha? Then, our marriage agency is now providing you with an opportunity to be able to pair up with the Buddha and fly like wings, are you willing?"

The rat demon was entangled: "Can ...... But those of us who believe in Buddhism should keep in mind the precepts of Buddhism......"

Du Feng glanced at the rat demon: "Why can't your brain turn around, you think, if you worship the Buddha, you have to love him, if you love him, why don't you marry him? If you don't marry him, he will marry someone else, and then it will be too late for you to regret it!"