Chapter 33: Pretending to be successful
The old dirty turtle saw that the monkey had no power to resist, and his whole body was shrouded by his Xuanjia technique, and he was quite proud.
His divination and measurement skills have never missed, even if he went to Kunlun Immortal Mountain a hundred years ago and competed with the young master of the Xuanmen, he was also brilliant and not weak.
It's just that at this moment, after a round of occult testing of the monkey, the old dirty turtle suddenly found that the armor was gray, and not even a word appeared, which was a little weird.
The old filthy turtle was slightly stunned, and he did not believe in evil again, and once again pinched the magic trick and spit out mysterious words, but it was useless.
The monkey clasped his hands on his chest, standing proudly, with a strong mockery on his face: "Hmm, it seems that your occult art has failed today, old turtle?"
"No, it's impossible!"
The old dirty turtle was shocked, and a monstrous wave was set off in his heart. He never expected that the divination mysticism, which had always been invincible, would be ...... Missed!
If it was defeated by the young master of Xuanmen, it would have been fine, but now it has been planted on a demon monkey who has not even succeeded in transforming into a demon monkey!
This blow is undoubtedly huge for the old dirty turtle!
"Why is this happening? How can this be!" the old filthy turtle muttered with a blank expression on his face, "Even if you jump out of the Three Realms and are not in the Five Elements, my [Divine Technique] can calculate you as a rough derivation." But why do you seem to come out of nowhere, and you can't measure anything?"
The monkey spread his hands and pretended to be aggrieved: "You are not good at learning yourself, do you blame me?"
The old filthy turtle stared closely into the monkey's eyes and asked in disbelief, "Monkey, what kind of demon technique have you used to cover up the heavens and block my divination mysticism?"
The monkey snickered in his heart.
The future Buddha is also one of the nine great saints, and he is the top boss in this Hongmeng world, he uses the innate treasure [Moonlight Treasure Box] and his own essence and blood as the medium, and shields this heavenly opportunity at the cost of death, not to mention your little turtle spirit who has not yet become a climate, even if the Great Sage of Fuxi personally calculates the [Tianyan Bagua Technique] can't calculate it!
The old dirty turtle raised his head suddenly, and his eyes flashed: "No, I haven't lost yet! Although I can't calculate your past and present lives, monkey, you can't measure my fate either!"
The occult clan, when a newborn is born, uses a kind of Tianyan secret technique to cover the fate of the heavens early, and ordinary people are absolutely unable to measure their fate.
What's more, at this time, the old filthy turtle was protected by the milky yellow Xuanguang barrier formed by the [Turtle Belly Xuanjia], and he was convinced that the monkey would never be able to measure his fate.
The monkey raised his head proudly, pointed to the sky, and began to pretend to be forced with a look of looking at the world: "This monkey was born in accordance with the way of heaven, the sun, moon and stars on the sun, the moon and the stars, and the reincarnation of yin and yang;
"Huangkou Ruer, it's really unashamed!"
Although the turtle has not yet figured out how the monkey escaped his occult deduction, not everyone can learn the occult arts, and he doesn't believe that the monkey will have this ability!
The monkey pretended to pinch his fingers, and a smile gradually appeared on his face: "Old dirty turtle, it seems that your life is really good, tsk...... In another three to five hundred years, you will be promoted to the prime minister of the turtle above 10,000 people under one person! This monkey congratulates you in advance, hahahaha......
Can I worship the position of prime minister?" A heat flashed in the turtle's eyes, and a heart beat violently.
To put it mildly, he is now the teacher of Her Royal Highness the Princess, although he has no real power, but his status is noble, and to put it mildly, he is just a little butler by the princess's side.
But how important is the position of prime minister? It can directly participate in and formulate all major military and political affairs!
Not to mention the lofty status and monstrous authority, it is recorded in the official immortal book, and every ten years, you can receive the faith given by the heavenly court!
It can be said that if you live in the position of prime minister, you are already in the immortal class!
The entire Dragon Palace of the East China Sea also enjoys this qualification for the Dragon King and the Prime Minister.
It's just that who can say what the future will be? The trajectory of fate is changing all the time.
The patriarch father of the old dirty turtle also personally calculated a hexagram for him, but he only barely calculated that the rich and prosperous future of this turtle son was in the Dragon Palace, so that the turtle was recommended to enter the office after becoming an adult. But the exact position to climb to is also unclear.
And how can a mere monkey measure it so clearly?
Therefore, the turtle immediately calmed down, and thought to himself, perhaps the monkey was deliberately making up nonsense in order to please him.
The turtle half-narrowed his eyes, and said calmly: "How can the future be proven? ”
The monkey half-opened his eyes and said lightly: "Your cultivation method is the [Turtle and Soul Dafa], and if you cultivate to a perfect realm, you can increase your life for 100,000 years!"
The turtle retorted, "Although my exercises are secret, they are not known to everyone. Her Royal Highness the Princess knows it all. ”
The monkey smiled: "It seems that only by saying one of your most secret things can you be convinced, right?"
"That's nature! Otherwise, how can you prove that you are acting and not learning from others?"
"No matter what, no matter what, I still want to save you some face, but it seems that you don't use the killer weapon, you are categorically unconvinced. The monkey walked up to the turtle slowly, his eyes flashed with humor, and he chuckled: "Old dirty turtle, you have been a decent person all your life, but there is only one thing that you have not done kindly!"
The old filthy turtle trembled, and suddenly had an extremely bad feeling. Could it be that this monkey really knows about his past?
The old filthy turtle took a deep breath and pretended to be calm: "Oh, what did I do that was not kind?"
The monkey pouted and smiled: "It's really not the Yellow River that doesn't give up, this monkey has calculated your past clearly, and even knows how old you are to pee your pants." ”
The old dirty turtle was really angry, and his face was flushed, and he said angrily: "Don't take advantage of your tongue......"
The monkey said disdainfully: "Hahaha, you are five hundred and thirty-seven years old now, right? ”
The old filthy turtle straightened his chest: "My age has never been hidden from others, which doesn't mean much. ”
The monkey went a step further and whispered in the tortoise's ear, "Well, then I'll tell you straight, when you're three hundred years old...... Hehe, you can't deny the fact that you peeked at the anemone essence taking a bath, right? Tut-tut, I didn't expect that Mr. Wu, who cultivates the way of a gentleman, would do such a shameless and obscene thing!"
The old dirty turtle was so frightened that his legs and feet went limp, and he almost fell.
This...... How can it be?
This is a secret that the old filthy turtle has hidden in his heart for more than 200 years!
This is also a demonic obstacle in his heart now!
He even laid this secret under the enchantment and hid it in the deepest part of his inner breath. Unless the Great Sage of Fuxi personally deduces, no one will be able to deduce it!
Could it be that the monkey in front of him is deliberately pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, but he is actually a disciple of the Great Sage of Fuxi?
The turtle's heart was shaken, and his Dao heart was almost unstable.
And the [Divine Turtle Xuanjia] also lost its color and luster, and fell back to its original appearance, not in the long sleeves of the old dirty turtle.