Chapter 34: Singing Conquest
Looking at the stunned old dirty turtle, the monkey stretched out his palm and patted his turtle's back, and sighed earnestly: "Alas, Brother Turtle...... I can understand your state of mind. After all, when anyone is young and vigorous, it's okay to be impulsive. What's more, after the anemone transformed, its appearance was the best in the world, and it was never inferior to the fairies in the sky. You kid was hooked by her, and I can understand that. β
The turtle spirit was at a loss, and his already blue face was flushed red. He quietly glanced at Her Royal Highness the princess not far away, and was relieved to find that she had not heard the monkey talking to him.
"Guan Guan Ju Dove is in the River Island, my fair lady and gentleman are good, it's good to be a merry turtle!" The monkey shook his head and continued to tease, "By the way, Brother Turtle, isn't the figure of the anemone spirit quite good? Did you have a nosebleed when you peeked at that time...... Eh, I'm sorry, the little brother only counts until you peek at other people's baths, and the little brother can't do anything about the more specific small scenes. β
The old dirty turtle was really entangled and speechless. If you want to kill someone, he can't do it. After all, he was an upright man and never punished him for not teaching.
But this secret was grasped by others, and if it was spread to the world, he was afraid that he would be pointed out by thousands of people, and his reputation would be ruined.
If you have a dirty character, how can you be a princess teacher?
Alas, if you want to blame him, he was too vigorous when he was young. How could he have known that things would be so coincidental, the anemone spirit was actually bathing in Liuli Lake.
The monkey touched the bald head of the old dirty turtle with bad intentions, and said with a smug smile: "The anemone spirit is now the personal maid of His Majesty the Dragon King, right? Hahaha, don't worry, this monkey is not crooked, and his life is bright and frank, and he will never threaten you with this matter...... Otherwise, if His Majesty the Dragon King knows that your little turtle dares to beat the maid beside him, I am afraid that you will not be able to save your life if you shrink your head into this turtle shell. β
The turtle was full of excitement, and cold sweat broke out in fright.
What kind of figure is not oblique, this special thing is clearly the threat of Chiguoguo!
The turtle really wanted to slaughter this stinking monkey with a cheap mouth immediately, but if this was the case, there would be an irreparable rift in his Dao heart.
He cultivates the way of a gentleman!
It was precisely because of this that the monkey came up with this method to test the occult arts with the turtle, so that he dared to be so arrogant in front of the turtle.
And the secret of the turtle peeking at other people's baths was actually told to the monkey by the old dirty turtle himself.
When the monkey met the turtle in the previous life, he was already a famous turtle prime minister, and with this confidence, the old dirty turtle proposed to the dragon king to marry the anemone spirit as his wife.
In order to envelop this important minister under his command, the old dragon king naturally readily agreed.
You must know that with the status of the turtle at that time, let alone the little maid, even if he wants to marry a princess, the dragon king will definitely not refuse.
It's just that everyone is very curious, how could this dignified turtle prime minister fall in love with a little maid?
And when the monkey and the old dirty turtle were eating and drinking, the turtle was very drunk, and then he confided in the monkey the secret that had been hidden in his heart for hundreds of years.
It was also after unlocking this demonic obstacle in his heart that the old filthy turtle's cultivation was only a thousand miles away, and he cultivated to the [True Immortal Realm] in just a thousand years.
Earth Immortals, Heavenly Immortals, True Immortals, Golden Immortals, Da Luo Golden Immortals, Quasi-Saints, Saints......
You must know that the dignified Dragon King of the East China Sea, who has cultivated for 100,000 years, is only a golden immortal!
The monkey grasped the secret of the old dirty turtle, and naturally he was no longer afraid of anything, so he unceremoniously hooked up with the old dirty turtle, and the thief smiled: "Brother turtle, since you lost, it proves that my ability is still above you, then I am always qualified to be friends with His Royal Highness Yuxin." β
"I don't know what kind of magic you used, but I admit it if I lose. It's just that you are stubborn by nature, and I hope you don't teach Her Royal Highness the princess, otherwise I will definitely refer to you in front of the dragon king, and I hope you will do it yourself. The turtle looked bitter, and then turned to Ao Yuxin and said, "By the way, Your Royal Highness the Princess, the Dragon King has just sent an edict to let me wait to return to the palace as soon as possible, and Hei Xuankui, the king of the Black Jiao King of the Netherworld Sea, will arrive at the Dragon Palace in a few days." β
After the turtle finished speaking, he went into the cabin in a lonely state, and went away with tears alone.
Netherworld, Black Jiao King?
Isn't this the Great Sage Jiao Demon King of the Sea Covering Three Hundred Years later!
The monkey suddenly remembered something secret.
He remembered that after he called the Jiao Demon King a brother in his previous life, he naturally recognized his own brother Hei Xuankui, and this black dragon was not a good thing. In his memory, he seems to have indeed been to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and the purpose is simple, that is, to propose to the Dragon King to marry Princess Mingzhu.
The power of the Nethersea is not small, if it is married to the Netherworld, it will be beneficial to the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, and the Dragon King will also promise.
It's just that not long after Ao Yuxin got married, this Hei Xuankui died violently, and Her Royal Highness the princess became a living widow. After being depressed for hundreds of years, she went out to sea to relax, but strayed into the Forbidden Spirit Village and ran aground on the beach, which made Guanyin Bodhisattva take advantage of the weakness and sent a little novice to marry the little dragon girl and take her as a disciple.
At this time, Her Royal Highness the princess was naΓ―ve, and she had no idea that the arrival of this Hei Xuankui had greatly changed her fate.
The monkey squinted, thoughtful.
He also likes this pearl princess like a sister next door, but he doesn't want her to suffer like this.
Looks like we'll have to find a way to sabotage this family business!
Ao Yuxin didn't know that the monkey would think so much, her eyes flashed with joy, and she clapped and laughed like a silver bell: "Giggles...... Monkey, you are so powerful, even Mr. Wu was defeated at your hands, how did you do it?"
The monkey came back to his senses, and the villain said triumphantly: "Tut-tut...... The Buddha said that it cannot be said, it cannot be said, and the heavenly machine must not be revealed. β
The on the eaves of the boat looked disdainful, and she stared carefully at the moonlight treasure box hidden in the monkey's arms, and looked thoughtful.
Her Royal Highness the princess said arrogantly: "Hmph, forget it if you don't say it! What's so great about the way of mysticism, I'm not rare! But just now Mr. Wu said that my father wants me to go back to the palace as soon as possible, and I can't send you to Huaguo Mountain." β
The monkey's face was blank, and he was really caught!
Does this special want him to swim from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea to Huaguo Mountain?
Let's not talk about what kind of Kraken Kraken you will encounter in the sea, just swimming alone will make him tired and prostrate.
Isn't this terrible? The monkey is not the Sun Dasheng who has learned seventy-two changes and is omnipotent in the sky, he is now just a little demon monkey who has not condensed the demon pill and has not given birth to mana!
Seeing the monkey's dejected appearance, the princess grinned and laughed.
When she had enough, she said, "Hehe, okay, let's not tease you!" Let's go back to the Dragon Palace first, and then I'll send someone to send you back to the head office of Huaguo Mountain." β
This girl dares to scare this great sage! I will definitely find a chance to beat your ass to pieces!