"Wouldn't it, it's too godly, your words actually made everyone kneel and beg you?"

The little man was a little unconvinced, and continued to ask, "Then what did you say?"

"It's very simple, it's that you men don't have any little tints. ”

The fat monk laughed.

"This sentence is too yellow and violent, isn't it? Without it, is it still a man?" the little man suddenly covered his chest and lower body, stuttering a little.

He was frightened.

"Agreed. I can't help it, though. Although my common name is Lai, they actually call me 'Laipi Dog' and 'Stinky Monk', which really damages my reputation and image. ”

After that, the fat monk shook his head and sighed: "When you see and hear each other, where is my whole body smelly, where is it like a dog, a tricky and unreasonable dog, this monk is the most gentle and truth-loving monk in the world." ”

"You are not unreasonable, physical...... The stench isn't so unusual. ”

After a careful scrutiny, the little man confirmed that the other party was indeed not as bad as some people said. At least, when he complained to the fat monk, the master was quite receptive to his suggestions and ideas.

"By the way, master, you cursed them, I really can't think of them, they really don't have a little dingding, how can it be convenient to 'sigh'?"

After a moment's thought, he felt ridiculous.

"That is, if a man doesn't have a little dingding, not only is there no way to 'sigh' conveniently, but he can't have sex, just thinking about it will be extremely painful. The fat monk also laughed and continued: "However, it is not that they are really missing, or that they have been cut off, but that the little Ding Ding has lost all its functions, and there has been incontinence and lack of strength during intercourse. ”

After thinking for a moment, he added.

In a word, how can it have such a miraculous effect?

Is it lying?

"I'm a little bit unconvinced. The little man pursed his lips and muttered.

"You don't know the prestige of the master, my 'mold monk', I am a special existence that has no one in the thousands. It is the 'body of calamity' that people see and fear, and the color changes when they hear it, which is also called the 'spirit body of calamity'. And my doom spirit body is a bit special, that is, the 'cursed body', only when I say and curse at someone or some people, what I say becomes reality, and I never fail. Once I say that the person will not be very good luck for a day, and even there will be a succession of bad luck, and some people will not be able to wash it off for a year. ”

The fat monk smiled harmlessly.

He's serious.

Anyone who has experienced what he said "intentionally" or "unintentionally" will all be unlucky.

"So god, you just say a little try, mantra on me. ”

As soon as he heard this, the little man became energetic.

He was always interested in the unknown, especially when he heard the fat monk say about the "Moldy Curse Body".

"Yes, I am attached to you, and since you don't believe in my 'Cursed Body', I will be a good person for once. Give you a wonderful experience. ”

Looking at the little man in front of him, the fat monk was also interested.

He likes to give others "bad luck" the most, and he is very happy to see them fall and fight.

"You're playing tricks on me with chili sauce, and I want you to choke on your mouth when you speak. ”

The fat monk said while looking at him with thoughts.

"I will choke on saliva when I speak, it's too funny, cough cough ......"

The little man didn't believe it, but as he spoke, he really choked on his own saliva.

It's also too ...... It's like a high-level immortal's 'Fa out of the way'.

He couldn't help but be taken aback, and then denied it.

"This doesn't seem obvious, why don't you try something else?" said the little man unwillingly.

"Well, I'm okay if you want to try. Let's move on. You play tricks on me with chili sauce, I want you to not be able to stand. ”

The fat monk looked at him again and said.

"Whew!"

As soon as the voice fell, the little man in front of him was unstable and fell to the ground.

"Master, my feet are cramping and I can't stand steadily. ”

The little man complained about the authenticity.

"Haha, I've said it all, I'm a 'moldy curse', as long as I speak, there is nothing that doesn't work. You don't believe it, but you still have to try. It's fun. ”

The fat monk raised his hand and said wildly at the corners of his mouth.

He rarely met people who did not listen to the advice of monks and liked to play "mold spells".

"Master, I believe it. Can't I believe it......? Brother, I'm served. ”

The little man was really speechless and had to take it.

I really went back to luck today, and I met a strange guy who can say "mildew curse".

"Okay, after Master's kindness, my kindness 'enlightened', your 'mildew curse' has been lifted. ”

With a smile, the fat monk pulled up the little man in front of him.

"Let me tell you clearly, if I say 'Bad Spell' or 'Bad Wish', he will be unlucky within a hundred miles. Only the people I have come into contact with or hit will be lifted. You're okay now. ”

He told the little man his secret.

Of course, this secret is not valuable, and it makes no sense for others to know.

"Awesome master, with you by my side in the future, if you don't like anyone, how can you say one or two words of 'mildew curse' or 'mildew wish' to him like this, then he can't go back to luck?"

The little man was suddenly overjoyed and clapped his hands.

"Master, I like you so much. I also want to have you by my side and help me out. ”

"Stop, don't mind. I'm not a thug, don't say I'm like someone else's family or retinue, my dignified 'mold monk' is good in terms of identity and worth?"

Upon hearing this, the fat monk hurriedly stopped the other party's yelling.

"No, I like you, please help me more in the future, I will serve you with good wine and food, and give you spirit stones and anything. I ignore it, I like you as a 'cursed body'. The little man then took a fragrant roast chicken and a jar of wine, and said with a wicked smile on his face: "Be careful, not respectful." Please laugh at it. ”

Looking at the little man in front of him again, the fat monk smiled slightly, and continued: "Okay, I am my home all over the world, I walk everywhere, and I may not go all the way with you." Of course, when you are on the same road with me, I may see that you like me and wait for me, and I will take care of you. ”

He was not polite, and as soon as he tore his left hand, he tore a big chicken leg, "tsk" and ate it, praising it for being delicious: "This chicken tastes good." ”。

That is, fifty spirit stones and a pearl roast chicken, how bad can the taste be?

"Master, this is a hundred-year-old osmanthus alcohol of a thousand spirit stones, although it is not a spirit wine, but it is also a rare good wine, you taste a few more sips, moisten your throat, I heard that it is also beneficial to the monk's body to increase physique. ”

Without waiting for the fat monk to take the initiative to say anything, the little man opened the wine jar, took out a large bowl, and poured a bowl for him.

"Good wine, good, keep filling it for me. ”

After eating a chicken leg and drinking another bowl, the fat monk shouted that he was happy and continued to ask the little man to pour wine.

"By the way, Master Lai, where are we going now?"

The little man asked obediently.