In his dream, the fat monk dreamed that there were countless good men and women kneeling on the ground, thanking Dade and thanking him for giving everyone a good life and faith.

Among them, there was a beautiful princess, who actually lay at his feet, kissed his shoes with a ruddy mouth, and then said: "Master, you are the greatest god and man in the world, please allow me to offer you the most precious treasures and delicacies in the world." ”

After she finished speaking, there were more than 100 maids and guards who brought countless weapons, magic weapons, spiritual materials, and delicacies as high as a mountain.

No matter how much he eats, he can't finish it.

"This kind of food is not bad, but why is it a little spicy, is it a little too much chili, could it be that a certain chef is a woman, and the aunt is here, and she is in a bad mood, so the food is so spicy. No, my God, the spiciness of this chili sauce is really unacceptable, and the spicy death does not pay for it, is it the top chili sauce in Shudu?"

Regardless of the reason, the food is so spicy now, and his throat is so spicy, it's too uncomfortable.

"Ahem", he desperately covered his neck, hoping to relieve some of the pain.

"I can't help this spicy taste, has anyone brought me some water, I'm so thirsty...... Why are all the people gone, all running away?"

When he called people, he found that in addition to food, it was still food, and it was all chili cooked food.

"Ma Ma Pi, so spicy, how can you tell the master how I can eat it?

He couldn't help but shout.

Who knows, when I shouted like this, I found that my mouth was full of chili sauce.

That hot feeling made him extremely hot and uncomfortable, and suddenly, the whole person woke up.

"No, it was obviously a dream just now, why is it still chili sauce in my mouth, and this spicy death is not worth his life......"

He licked it with his tongue and found that there was really chili sauce in his mouth, and his whole throat was choking like fire.

"Water, water, water, I want to drink water!"

At this time, he lost all sleep, and hurried to the bath to find water to drink.

After finally drinking a stomach full of water, the spicy taste in his mouth eased a little.

"Oh my God, it's weird to have a dream of food and a dream of treasure and be woken up by chili sauce. ”

He walked out of the bath room and sighed.

"Master, you finally don't sleep. Thank goodness for that. ”

A delicate voice said.

The fat monk followed the voice and looked, and sure enough, there was a handsome little monk eating a red apple and talking to him.

"I was woken up by chili sauce, and if I didn't wake up, I would be burned into charcoals. ”

He said quietly, "You're my new roommate? ”

With a yawn, he wanted to go back to bed again.

"Master, don't mind, please, let me live. ”

The little monk stretched out his arms and stopped in front of him.

What does this kid mean, and let people not sleep well?

"What do you mean, that you don't let people sleep well?" he was a little displeased.

However, the other party said seriously: "I'm sorry, you robbed me of my lines." What do you mean, don't let people sleep well?"

"Boy, what are you talking about, I didn't mess with you, what do you care about me, please get out of the way, otherwise, you're welcome. ”

The fat monk glanced at him, and thought about ignoring the other party and continuing to sleep with him.

"Master, your snoring is like thunder, shocking the world, crying ghosts and gods, and the chickens and dogs are restless in a radius of a hundred miles, how do you let me sleep peacefully, aren't you killing people?"

At the first glance of his appearance, the little monk was not happy.

However, he was telling the truth.

"Well, I have this situation, I don't deny it, it's my fault. But you can't let me not sleep because of that, can you?"

The fat monk touched the fat head melon, his face was a little embarrassed, and he said half-apologetically and half-seriously.

Yes, the other party said that it is true, and many people have reported this problem.

He knew it, but he couldn't control the snoring.

"yes, you know. So I will consult with you. ”

The little monk frowned, and then he had a countermeasure.

He's not the kind of person who doesn't take care of people, he likes to be reasonable.

"What do you want?" asked the fat monk.

"It's okay, I'm not a tiger, and I can't eat you. This room is not a single room, you and I always have to get along well, after all, the journey is so long, we have to give each other convenience and suitability. Besides, this is the last room of the flying boat, and I don't sleep here, I just sleep with the cargo, so I really don't have a choice. ”

The little man said with a faint smile.

"It seems like that's the case, you tell me specifically, and I'll just listen. ”

Seeing that the other party also grabbed a little bit, the fat monk's tone was also friendly.

"I'm okay with you sleeping, but your snoring affects my rest so much. The reason why you are like this, according to my diagnosis, the root cause of your loud snoring is that you have not entered a deep sleep, you don't believe it, how can I treat you. ”

The little man said with a clear eye.

"You're not going to use anesthesia or some manipulation to make me fall asleep, are you?"

The fat monk is an old man who seems to have guessed the other party's intentions.

"Well, that's it, what do you think?"

The little man didn't shy away from it, nodding his head without blushing.

"What an hour a day, I'm fine. Accept. ”

The fat monk thought for a moment and accepted it completely.

"Hehe, you master walks the rivers and lakes, aren't you afraid that I will be unscrupulous to you. At that time, maybe I will kill people and flee without a trace. Then you're a wretched soul. ”

Seeing the fat monk so defenseless, the little man thought it was a little ridiculous.

Either a superior or a fool.

Give your life to a stranger defenselessly, and you won't do it if you kill him.

"Ahem, little brother, thank you for the reminder. I'm not a master, but I'm not a fool either. Do you believe it?"

The fat monk smiled brightly.

"If you fall asleep, if I am not happy, and throw you out of the window, you will fall to your death, and you are not a fool, what is it?"

After the little man finished eating the red apple, he threw it out of the flying boat, and said it in a serious way.

"If you murder me, in less than a moment you will die. I'm not kidding you, I've got my back. Seeing the appearance of the other party, the fat monk is also serious.

No, so godly?

You fat master won't slander people, right?

The little man looked at the fat monk again, a little bit unconvinced.

"What kind of spell is it, and how is the technique?" he asked directly.

"Hehe, because I am a special existence that has no one in the thousands, and if anyone wants to harm me, he will definitely be unlucky or die as soon as possible. Yesterday, several people scolded me, saying that I was a stinky and shameless dead monk, so I cursed them, and as a result, everyone knelt down and begged for help, and gave me a lot of spirit stones and good things, which made me laugh badly. ”

The fat monk is mysterious.