Chapter 26: Zixia
The sun sets in the west, and the western sky presents a purple glow, which is full of light and smoke, which is very beautiful.
On the roof of the miscellaneous house, the monkey holds a straw pole in its mouth, its hands are resting on its head, and its eyes are staring at the sky, slightly distracted.
"Monkey, why do you always like to look up at the sky?" After the finished combing its feathers, it found that the monkey was still in a daze, so she couldn't help but ask.
", do you know who is the most beautiful in this land of Shenzhou?" the monkey spit out the weeds, and his eyes were still staring at the beautiful purple glow.
The jumped twice, but they were also a little curious: "Do you know?"
The monkey said slowly: "Although the nine-tailed fox Daji, who can subvert the dynasty with a smile, is bewitching, but it is not the most beautiful; although the seven fairies with colorful neon clothes are shockingly beautiful, they are not the most beautiful; the Chang'e fairy who lives in the Guanghan Palace and is coveted by the Jade Emperor is still not the most beautiful...... If you want me to say, the most beautiful woman in the world is none other than the Zixia Fairy. ”
"Zixia?" The raised her eyes, looked at the purple clouds in the sky, and smiled disdainfully, "I said monkey, didn't you just make up a Zixia fairy at random because you were sucked by that cloud?"
The monkey shook his head, and there was a hint of obsession in his eyes: "This purple cloud is the light that Purple Xia Fairy leaked when she condensed her neon dress and firefly skirt. ”
The monkey didn't make it up, but he had a trace of doubt in his heart.
In the first life in his memory, he broke out of the stone until he took refuge in Buddhism and became a victorious Buddha in battle, but he did not find that there was a Zixia Fairy in this world.
But when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace in the second life, he saw the true body of Zixia Fairy from afar.
The willow eyebrows accumulate cuidai, and the apricot eyes shine with silver stars.
The ice muscle hides the jade bones, and the neon skirt shows the flow of fireflies.
Cold and glamorous like a fairy lotus, turning into a wick spirit.
This is a suffocating beauty, even he, the Monkey King, who doesn't know what a woman is, is deeply trapped in the beauty of Zixia and can't extricate himself.
In this third life, I never expected to see the clouds of the Zixia Fairy's neon dress and flowing fireflies again.
Recalling the beauty of the Zixia Fairy, the monkey's heart was already pounding, and his breathing intensified.
The monkey's eyes were full of anticipation: ", when I become the Monkey King, I put on the golden armor holy clothes, step on the colorful auspicious clouds, fly to the West Heavenly Spirit Mountain, and marry the Zixia Fairy as my wife, will you support my idea?"
Listening to the monkey's words, but for some reason, the felt empty in his heart, and couldn't help but feel a little irritable.
The replied angrily: "The toad wants to eat swan meat, and the little demon monkey dares to covet the fairy in the sky." Even if there is really any Zixia Fairy, the old lady does not agree that she is the most beautiful woman in the world!"
"Why?"
The chickadee flew down to the monkey's chest, and then straightened up his shriveled little peas's breasts, and said unashamedly: "Because you missed the old lady!"
"You?" the monkey lowered his head and examined the with disdain.
The stomped her feet and said unconvinced: "Don't look at the gray color of the old lady's feathers now, but if the old lady is transformed, it will definitely be the most beautiful beauty in the world! ”
The monkey couldn't help but be happy, shook his head and sighed: "Alas, you have to be self-aware to be a man, and this must be the same." Even if you succeed in transformation, what can you do? Aren't you an ugly woman with freckles on her face and dry skin? Lao Tzu doesn't dislike you for being a little maid by my side, which is already very kind to you. Then you can brag to other demons and monsters that you have met the most handsome and coolest male monkey in the world on the rooftop. ”
"You're freckled, your whole family is freckled!" the scolded with flapping wings, then flicked his head, ignoring the nervous stinky monkey.
It's just this purple glow in the sky...... It's beautiful indeed.
In heaven and earth, is there really the Zixia fairy that the monkey said?
The was a little confused in his eyes, and he probably didn't believe it in his heart.
Perhaps the appearance of Zixia has added a belief in the monkey to live.
Men are arrogant, they can swallow the sun and pick up stars with their hands, fight the strongest fairy Buddha, drink the strongest fairy wine, sleep the most beautiful fairy, and have no regrets in this life!
When the monkey saw that the was sulking, he asked a question he had wanted to ask for a long time: "Titfuck, do you have a name?"
The raised his head blankly: "In your heart, isn't the the name of the old lady?"
The monkey coughed, "I'm talking about the real name." For example, you keep calling me a monkey, but that's just a nickname. My real name is called Sun Yi, maybe when I set foot on Fangcun Mountain to learn art, the ancestor of Nasu Bodhi will give me the name of Sun Wukong. ”
shook his head a little disappointed: "I was born without a name. ”
The monkey was curious again: "Then who are your parents, haven't you seen them since you were a child?"
"I don't know, when I was born with wisdom, I was like this. It's just that the bloodline memory in my body vaguely tells me that I am the only god-eyed bird in the world. ”
The added in his heart that it is also the most beautiful bird in the world, three points more beautiful than the peacock and the phoenix!
"Then how do you know that Kong Xuan is your uncle?" The monkey didn't believe that this little could have anything to do with the Peacock King.
"Dead monkey, the old lady said yes, where did you chirp so much nonsense!"
The are actually a little empty in their hearts. She kept saying that she was related to the Peacock Ming King, but she was a giant in the Buddhist world, and the strength of the quasi-saint was not a joke! Whether people recognized her as a relative or not depended on her mood.
"Titfuck, how about I give you a name? I am the most learned monkey in the world, and even the Wenqu star in the sky must bow down to the wind. The monkey came up with another idea.
"At your level?"
looked disdainful, but there was a faint expectation in her heart.
She was looking forward to having a very catchy name.
The monkey sat up and pondered for a moment: "Since you are a chickadee, it is better for the finch to be your surname." ”
The said angrily: "Ma Mabi, you are a monkey, why are you surnamed Sun? Why don't you have the surname monkey?"
The monkey smiled indifferently: "It's terrible to be uneducated, you know a fart! ”
The really couldn't refute, and said weakly: "The surname is the finch, the surname is the finch, you come up with a name first." If it doesn't sound good, the old lady will definitely not accept it. ”
The monkey looked at the carefully and said with a smile: "Little, affectionately called old lady." Well, how about your name being Lady Finch?"
"Little Lady?" Although has been in the mortal world for a long time, she is only illiterate in the end, and when she hears it, she thinks this name is quite good.
The monkey continued to flicker: "Yes, little girl, it can be described as catchy. And the word 'little lady' has an extraordinary meaning, probably the meaning of a girl who is innocent and innocent. ”
How kind can this monkey be?
The was a little wary and said, "You didn't fool me?"
The monkey rolled his eyes: "What are you lying to do? If you don't believe it, you can just find a random reader and ask." ”
"Finch Lady, Finch Lady, Okay, then from now on, I will be called Finch Lady!" the muttered for a while, and felt more and more that the name was good.
She was a little excited in her heart, so she raised her head and looked at the monkey happily, and said sincerely: "Monkey, thank you." ”
The monkey patted his chest, and the corners of his mouth rose slightly: "What are you polite to me." We are friends of life and death. ”