Chapter 27: Prove Yourself
The next day, the story of the monkey slaughtering the white-haired ape demon was known to the Blue Dragon Gang.
The little monkey dared to use lynching to kill people in the gang, and the gang leader Hu Wei was furious and wanted to use the monkey to ask the teacher for guilt.
The master of the Flame Hall persuaded him to give the monkey a chance to make up for his mistakes.
What's more, there are only four days before the noble person comes to watch the play, and if you find another monkey demon to choreograph the monkey play, it will be too late in time, so it is better to see the monkey's ability first.
If the monkey is really able to perform the monkey show perfectly, as he himself says, then the death of a white-haired ape will not matter.
So, the "three sessions" began in the theater.
The leader of the Blue Dragon Gang, Jiang Yichen, the master of the Agni Fire Hall, and the ruthless wind of the Torture Hall, the three giants will meet in one room and wait for the monkey's next performance.
This is the first time the monkey has seen the gang leader Jiang Yichen, this man in his early fifties has silver hair, eyes like eagles, and a gloomy face, which is not a good thing at first glance.
Although the man in white with a sword is only the hall master, his appearance can be described as dignified, jade tree in the wind, hundreds of times more handsome than that Jiang Yichen.
As for the ruthlessness of the torture hall, wearing a black robe, it feels extremely strange. At first glance, he was like an ordinary man, plain and unremarkable, but if you look closely, your face is actually the appearance of all living beings! It seems that the exercises he has cultivated are extremely special.
Of course, none of this has much to do with monkeys. He was destined to be just a hurried passer-by of the Blue Dragon Gang.
The gang leader Jiang Yichen looked at the monkey and asked, "Little demon monkey, I heard that you can sing a monkey show?"
The monkey replied confidently: "Back to the helper, for me, the monkey play is extremely simple, and it can be nine times out of ten." ”
"Hahaha...... Your monkey head, as the sword hall master said, the words of the human race are also so fluent. In this case, let's wait and see, if you can perform a good monkey show, what does it matter if I serve you as a guest of honor in the Qinglong Gang?" Jiang Yichen narrowed his eyes, and a sharp light flashed, "But if not, you will not spare the killing of the white ape!"
The monkey patted his chest and promised, "Please help the master to be relieved, the little monkey will not disappoint you." ”
The man holding the sword was extremely optimistic about the monkey, he shook his head and scolded with a smile: "You monkey, don't be the one who takes advantage of your tongue." Let's get started, so I'll see how good you are!"
As a result, many men and women went to the stage, and the monkey also changed into a gorgeous costume, holding a four-and-a-half-foot iron rod, and then turned over and jumped, and he had already entered the stage, and his vigorous posture was immediately presented in the eyes of everyone.
Although it was the first time to cooperate with these actors, the monkey was already familiar with this play, and he could perform it with his eyes closed.
The monkey played the demon monkey stick method, and it looked like it. Spin and jump, chop and sweep, make people's blood surge, passionate!
In particular, the monkey stands his stick on the top of the table and jumps slightly, wrapping his legs around the top of the stick. He leaned on the stick with one hand and the other in front of his forehead to make the monkey lookout gesture, which was really wonderful!
The monkey's demeanor and expression are also in place, laughing and sad angrily, and acting in three points.
And his line skills can be described as correct and round. Especially those sentences of "my old grandson is here", "goblin, don't want to eat my master", "eat my old grandson a stick", it is really exciting!
The monkey's acting skills are too much stronger than the white-haired ape, which can be described as a difference between cloud and mud!
After a performance, the monkey has convinced everyone.
The gang leader Jiang Yichen was happy, and said with a smile: "Good, good, good! Monkey, after four days, it will be up to you to sing a monkey show to that nobleman! If you can make the nobleman laugh, this gang leader will definitely not be stingy with rewards!"
"Monkey, I really didn't misread you, hahaha...... You're good, you're very good!" said the Fire Hall Master Sword Return, who also chuckled.
Of course, he was quite proud, after all, this monkey was brought in by him.
The sword did not return to the sword, and he looked at the master of the torture hall with a provocative glance at Feng Ruthless, and said: "Brother Feng, how is it? It's much stronger than the white-haired monkey you collected, right? ”
The wind was ruthless and ignored it, and his face was neither happy nor sad.
The monkey smiled flatteringly: "Thank you for your appreciation, I will do my best, little monkey, and I will never disappoint you." ”
After proving his strength, the monkey's treatment changed greatly, and he was introduced into a small building with a pavilion and a view of the water pavilion, and even the helper even sent a little maid to serve his daily life.
This maid is estimated to be in her cardamom years, her breasts are slightly bulging, her skin is fair, and her appearance is lovely, which is not a beautiful embryo. In order to trap the monkeys, this gang leader also made a big deal.
Perhaps accustomed to seeing demons and monsters, this maid was not afraid of this slightly strange monkey at all, but flashed with curious eyes, and always liked to look at the monkey secretly.
The maid was also bold, and when she saw the monkey staring back at her, she covered her mouth and smiled lightly, and asked innocently in that glutinous voice: "Are you the Monkey King of the Monkey King invited by the master?"
"What, do you have an opinion?" The monkey was really a little unaccustomed to a little girl coming to serve him, so he glared at the maid fiercely, wanting to scare her away.
The maid was really startled, clutched her chest and fled.
But after a while, she boldly returned to the monkey, probed her head to look at the monkey's ear, and asked, "Monkey, is your Ruyi golden hoop stick really hidden in your ear?
"How? If you don't hide your ears, do you hide your crotch?" the monkey deliberately smiled and straightened his crotch obscenely.
The maid was so ashamed that she fled again.
"Little girl, fight with me, you're too tender!" the monkey smug.
Just, alas...... The dignified future Monkey King actually bullied a little girl despicably, and he was proud of himself, which really made people laugh off their big teeth!
But this girl seems to be a little silly and a little stubborn. After a while, she killed the horse pistol again, winked at the monkey, and said weakly: "Monkey, the golden hoop stick can really be big or small, can it be bent and stretched?"
"Alas, little girl, when you grow up and have a man, you will know that this golden hoop stick can be long or short, thick or thin, all in your hand!"
The girl was stunned, I don't know why.
The monkey sighed, and looked bored, so he waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, you don't need to serve here, you can do whatever you want." ”
The maid shook her head and replied, "No! The helper said, my task is to serve you well." If you drive me away, the helper will kill me. ”
"Alright, come and sit across from me. I'll ask you a few questions, and you'll have to answer them honestly. Otherwise, I'll tell the helper that you didn't serve me well. The monkey frightened.
The maid sat down obediently and looked at the monkey pitifully.
"Do you know how far Huaguo Mountain is from here?" the monkey began to ask.
"Huaguoshan? The maid looked dazed.
The monkey continued to ask: "What about Aolaiguo, have you heard of it?"
The maid still shook her head: "The slave family has never been out of Qinglong City for half a step since birth, and the slave family doesn't know anything about these places you said." ”
The monkey ran out of options, and sighed helplessly: "What a stupid girl who doesn't know anything." Alright, go get me some food, it's almost noon. ”
When the maid was instructed, she hurried to the dining hall.
When the chickadee on the windowsill saw that the maid had left, he jumped in and quipped, "Hehe, monkey, you slave turned into a guest?" and the little girl waited, tsk, this little day must be very happy. The old lady sees that you might as well stay in the Qinglong Gang directly, you can live this life of fine clothes and food every day, and there is a little girl who warms your bed at night. ”
The monkey said angrily: "Little girl, is your skin itchy?"
The jumped on the table and said arrogantly: "The old lady is out of the horse, it's not that she can catch it yet!" The old lady went to the city lord's mansion and happened to meet a canary kept by the city lord. The old lady exerted her infinite charm and turned the canary fan dizzy. Not to mention, this canary coveted the old lady's posture, and even looked straight with her eyes, and even confessed to the old lady on the spot, and said that I would stay with him......"
What a special gossip!
The monkey couldn't help but say angrily: "Little Lady Bird, believe it or not, Lao Tzu strangled you, plucked your bird feathers, hurry up and get to the point!"
"Dead monkey, what fierce! Don't you think the old lady is ugly? The old lady tells you that the canary has been fascinated by the old lady!" The rolled her eyes, but she was not afraid of the monkey.
The monkey didn't have a rut, raised his hands in surrender, sighed and said: "Alas, alas, I was wrong......!
"That's pretty much it! Why did you go earlier?"
The paced back and forth gracefully on the table, and the finch chest was tall and tall, and then said: "Listen to the canary, that noble person is the little princess of the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea." Every ten years, the Dragon Palace will send people to Qinglong City to preside over the ceremonies to worship the sky, and this time the little princess will go out and is expected to arrive in Qinglong City in two days. ”
The monkey's eyes were shining, and he exclaimed, "It's actually the little dragon girl! If it is really her, then the chance of Lao Tzu escaping will be greatly increased, and she can even send me back to Huaguo Mountain directly!"
The was puzzled: "Why is this? Could it be that you know the little princess of the Dragon Palace?"
Of course I do! It's just that it was a lifetime ago.
The little dragon girl is innocent and cute, and kind-hearted. In other words, she is very easy to deceive, the kind of girl who can trick a lollipop into going to see a little goldfish.
The monkey said happily to himself: "When the little dragon girl comes to Qinglong City, she will definitely live in the City Lord's Mansion. , you will sneak into the City Lord's Mansion in two days and find an opportunity to contact this little dragon girl in private. I'll teach you a little story, and you'll tell it to her secretly. She will definitely be fascinated, and then you will confess to me, and let her ask the Blue Dragon Gang for me on the day of the play. ”
"Are you sure you want to do this? is it going to work?" the was skeptical.
"Of course it works, I know the little dragon girl. Come here, and I'll tell you the story of the Gray Lady again, and you have to remember it!"
The monkey had already seen the light before dawn and recruited him again, and his heart was so excited!