Xu Que shouted out this "dead pervert". Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The scholar was dumbfounded, and everyone in the audience was stunned!

What's the situation, this is, it's obvious that you were the first to pervert, why are you still beating up now?

When the scholar came back to his senses, he was also so angry that he reprimanded angrily: "You still dare to shout to catch a thief, because you have a problem with this topic itself! Isn't it just that you want to induce us and make us can't help but become as vulgar as you?"

I'm sure you can understand that I'm not that kind of person, and that I'm just saying such a dirty correct answer just to pierce your disgusting face......"

"No, obviously you answered wrong! Tsk, is my answer dirty? Why don't I think it? Obviously, it is your own dirty heart that makes my question dirty......" Xu Que blinked his eyes and said with an innocent face.

Well, is the answer wrong? Is it because of the filth in our own hearts?

Hearing this, everyone's eyelids jumped suddenly, and they had a bad premonition, why did they feel as if they had been tricked again!

Sure enough, Xu Que opened his mouth with a smile!

"There is a part of our body, some people are hard and hard, some people are soft, adults are longer, children are shorter, some people have more hair, some people have less hair, what else can this be, of course it is our arms!"

Arm?

After hearing this, everyone was stunned on the spot. Immediately after, I felt an inexplicable cramping pain in my chest, and I almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

No, no, we can't stand this guy anymore, who can take him in?

......

At this time, Xu Que also deliberately rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his white arm, and explained: "Come, please stretch out your hands too."

Look, my hands are hard, and then look at Mrs. Ya, it is naturally soft, and that big guy, you see if you have a lot of hair on your hands. So, this question is very simple, and I wonder why you can't answer it? Be pure!"

“......”

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched again and again, and they had nothing to say.

After all...... That's a good answer!

Some people's arms are stronger, really hard, some women are good at maintenance, their skin is indeed soft and soft, adults' hands are indeed longer than children's, and some people have hair on their hands, some people have less hair on their hands, everything is normal!

But...... Why, why is there really no one who can answer correctly?

Everyone swept their eyes to Xu Que, and the corners of their mouths couldn't help twitching, looking at the innocent smile on his face, but no matter how they looked at it, they felt insidious!

This product has been misleading everyone from the beginning, first borrowing the answer to the second question to bluff everyone from speaking.

When he then said the third question, he also had an expression of frowning eyebrows, misleading everyone to think in that direction, causing everyone to think that he wanted to repeat the old tricks, so that everyone did not dare to say the answer, so the result evolved like this!

Tang Liufeng stood on the other side of Daming Lake, and after hearing Xu Que's explanation, he was stunned for a long time, and immediately was shocked by Xu Que, and the admiration in his heart was suddenly like a surging river, endless!

"In terms of brazenness and nonsense, I only serve Brother Li Bai in this life!" Tang Liufeng swore to the sky.

After listening to Xu Que's answer, Mrs. Ya was also slightly stunned, and then her eyes flashed with brilliance, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise again, "What a bombardment to help Li Bai, even the palace has been deceived!"

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"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be forced, and rewarding forty points of pretending to be forced!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be forced, and rewarding sixty points for pretending to be forced!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for successfully pretending to be forced, and the reward is ninety points!"

"Ding, congratulations to the host 'Xu Que' for pretending to be a good force, and a special reward of 100 points for pretending to be a good force!"

A series of system prompts sounded in Xu Que's mind, and the smile on his face became stronger.

"Li Gongzi, the three questions have passed, from today onwards, you will be the guest of honor in this palace!

At this time, Mrs. Ya also looked at Xu Que and invited him to enter the garden.

The charming eyes in his eyes, I don't know if they were intentional or natural, and they discharged Xu Que all the time!

But Xu Que has always thought that he is a righteous gentleman, sticking to a pure, kind and righteous heart, and it is impossible to be easily tempted by this kind of abrasive goblin, at most, he is slightly stiff and respectful!

However, just as he took a step, there was a sudden commotion on the periphery of the crowd at Daming Lake.

"Hey, that's ......"

"It's Mo Gongzi, one of the four great talents of Mingsheng Academy, and Mo Gongzi who is known as the 'King of Poetry'!"

"Wait, look, the ...... next to him"

"Damn, it turned out to be Zhao Gongzi, the head of the four talents of Mingsheng Academy!"

"Even Zhao Gongzi is here, it is said that what he is best at is pairing, and there seems to be no one in the imperial city!"

"Yes, someone once named Zhao Gongzi the king of kings!"

"This name is indeed well deserved! I didn't expect Mrs. Ya to invite both of them!"

"Hehe, I think it's because of Princess Yanyang!

"Now we are blessed, at the banquet later, we will definitely be able to see the high academic talents of the two great talents!"

......

All of a sudden, the attention of the readers present was attracted by the two figures walking outside, and there were many discussions and exclamations.

Xu Que also turned his head to look, and saw two men in long shirts walking down from the sedan chair, with faces like crown jade, graceful demeanor, and indeed an indescribable chic and elegant!

Mrs. Ya also raised a hint of joy at the corner of her mouth, and said softly: "Master Li, the talents of these two are not below you at all!"

Xu Que raised his eyebrows, sighed lightly, shook his head and said, "Alas, I can't imagine that Mrs. is also that kind of person!"

Mrs. Ya was stunned for a moment, what do you mean?

What kind of person am I?

Why did he suddenly feel a sense of disappointment and sadness in his eyes?

Xu Que raised his head and said in a deep voice: "Madam, I hope you don't look at me with the eyes of a worldly person, I am not a person who eats with my face, I know that my talent has been stolen too much limelight by this handsome face, but one day, I will still let the world see my true talent!"

After speaking, Xu Que turned around and left, and stepped into Mrs. Ya's garden.

But Mrs. Ya stayed completely where she was.

After a few breaths, she reacted to Xu Que's words, and couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh, shook her head and said, "This little guy is really interesting!

However, for Xu Que's performance today, it really surprised Mrs. Ya.

After all, there are many talented scholars in the capital, but many of them are dead-headed and don't know how to be flexible and funny.

Therefore, Mrs. Ya will set up these two levels with ingenuity, and the topics are different each time, but few people can be as ingenious as the "Li Bai" in front of her, with a hint of frivolity, especially the slightly upturned smile on the corner of her mouth, which makes Mrs. Ya can't help but reminisce in her mind.

"At the banquet later, I really want to see who among the three of you is the more talented!"