Xu Que's answer to this question is actually not difficult to think, but the problem is that no one dares to answer!

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What else can the second egg answer, of course...... Live your mom Gobi!

So the second egg was beaten!

But no one present dared to say this answer.

After all, Mrs. Ya had just spoken, and she didn't want to hear any more swear words.

So at this moment, no one dared to answer at all, and he didn't dare to be angry with Xu Que, for fear that he would be excited, and he couldn't help but swear!

Ten breaths passed at once, Mrs. Ya's eyes narrowed slightly, and she looked at Xu Que with deep meaning: "Li Gongzi is really resourceful!"

She naturally figured out the key to this question, but she didn't pursue it with Xu Que, but instead admired the white-clothed young man in front of her more and more.

At the same time, I was also a little shocked in my heart, because it was not difficult to find that Xu Que's two consecutive questions were all thought up according to the situation on the spot.

The first question uses his own situation to mislead everyone to think about the answer to the problem!

The second question was even more witty, directly using her sentence "I don't want to hear swear words again", so that even if the non-math students present knew the answer, they would not dare to answer it.

'Such quick wit and talent, but indeed a talent!' Mrs. Ya secretly appreciated in her heart, and her beautiful eyes swept to the many scholars around Daming Lake, and said with a light smile: "Li Gongzi's second question, no one can answer it, and this palace announces that this question has passed." ”

After speaking, her beautiful eyes fell on Xu Que again, and the meaning was self-evident, that is, let him start the third question!

Xu Que shrugged his shoulders, looked at the people around him, and said with hatred on his face: "Alas, let me say what is good about you? I have clearly told you the answer to the second question, and you still can't answer it, it really makes you speechless!"

"......" Everyone in the audience twitched the corners of their mouths, their fists clenched, and their eyes burned with rage.

Tang Liufeng didn't dare to get too close to Xu Que at this time, he knew that after the banquet, this Li Bai brother would definitely be beaten to death!

However, out of righteousness, Tang Liufeng didn't go too far, just stood on the opposite side of Daming Lake and watched!

Xu Que was too lazy to pay attention to this guy, rolled his eyes, and began to talk about the third question!

"The third question is simpler, you all have to listen well this time, we have a part of the body, some people are hard, some people are soft, adults are longer, children are shorter, some people have more hair, some people have less hair, may I ask, which part of the body is this?"

After speaking, he smiled at everyone.

All the scholars in the audience were dumbfounded!

A certain part of the body, some people are hard and hard, some people are soft, some are long and some are short, and there are Nima hairy and hairy......

I'll go, this kind of problem again, it's really better than a dog!

Li Bai, I'll go to your sister's again!

......

All the male students involuntarily swept their eyes to their lower bodies, and then their chests were tight, and they suddenly had an urge to vomit blood.

And some female students, including Mrs. Ya, after pondering for a while, their cheeks turned red and they glared at Xu Que angrily.

In the eyes of readers, swearing is a big prohibition, but when it comes to these private parts, it is even more terrible, it is immoral, vulgar and despicable, and everyone despises it!

Tang Liufeng, who was standing on the other side of Daming Lake, turned pale when he heard this question, and he took a few steps back silently, muttering, "Brother Li is so fierce!"

And Xu Que felt the angry and accusatory eyes of everyone present, but he was still calm and light, and the old god looked at everyone and mocked:

"It's almost time for ten breaths, and if you don't answer, you won't have a chance. ”

"Can you guys do it, can't you answer such a simple question?"

"There's a certain part of the body that everyone usually uses, why can't you answer it?"

"Don't blame me for speaking too directly, everyone's IQ here is really not good!"

"Well, it's time for ten breaths, why don't I give you a few more hours to think about?"

"I'll go, why are you staring at me! If you think of it, you can say it boldly, if anyone can answer, I will swallow feces and kill myself on the spot!"

"Still no one answered? Hahahaha, that's sorry, Mrs. Ya will be under it in the future...... Ahem, slip of the tongue, Mrs. Ya's guests will be down in the future. ”

Xu Que's repeated poisonous mouth serial cannons simply ignited everyone's anger, and everyone gritted their teeth ruthlessly!

"Li Bai, no matter whether you win today or not, with your last question, you are definitely not worthy of being a scholar. At this time, a scholar finally couldn't help it and reprimanded loudly.

"It is unreasonable that you should say such a vulgar and vulgar problem in front of Mrs. Ya. ”

"You are humiliating us literati and Madam Ya!"

"Yes, this is a great disrespect to Mrs. Ya!"

"What a crime you should be guilty of such a solemn banquet today, but you are so sabotage!"

All of a sudden, Daming Lake was noisy like boiling water, and many scholars were driven to blame Xu Que angrily.

There were even some female students who glared at Xu Que and scolded: "Shameless!"

Mrs. Ya frowned lightly and shook her head, as if she also felt a little displeased with Xu Que's question!

"I'm sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about, there's nothing wrong with my question, if there is, it's definitely none of my business!" Xu Que still smiled and smiled indifferently.

Because his answer is not so dirty, and it is very pure, reasonable, so he can be so fearless and arrogant!

"Hmph, you're still quibbling, the answer to your question is extremely vulgar!" a scholar retorted angrily.

Xu Que shrugged his shoulders, blinked his eyes and said, "No, the answer to my question is normal, could it be that Your Excellency also guessed it?" ”

"You...... You...... You're unreasonable. The scholar suddenly trembled with anger, pointed at Xu Que, and was stunned not knowing what words to use to attack him.

"I don't understand what you're talking about, if you know the answer, then say it! If you don't say it, how do I know what you're talking about? It's really inexplicable, you are unreasonable, your whole family is unreasonable!" Xu Que looked innocent.

Everyone was furious again, they had never seen such a brazen person, and they still refused to admit it.

"Say, don't bare at me! If you know the answer, say it, I see that you obviously don't know the answer, and you want to find a reason to prevent me from passing the test, right?" Xu Que looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and continued to taunt and provoke.

"Hmph, Li Bai, don't be so arrogant, you just think we don't dare to say the answer, right, okay, I have to say it today. Finally, someone couldn't help it anymore and jumped out of the crowd.

Xu Que was happy when he saw it, and asked with a smile: "Okay, then you say, what is the answer?"

The scholar gasped, glared, and said angrily, "Little JJ!"

Xu Que's face was immediately full of shock, and he took a few steps back, stretched out his trembling arm and pointed at the scholar, and said in horror: "You...... How can you say such a thing, you pervert?"