When he came to the latrine, he only heard the sound of "poof", Du Feng hurriedly made a gesture of boosing, and all the friends did not laugh.

Du Feng held back a smile, rushed into the toilet quickly, squatted in the pit next to Wenqu Xingjun, and after a while, stretched out his hand to Wenqu Xingjun: "Sir, I forgot to bring the paper, can you give it to me?"

Wenqu Xingjun didn't think much about it, and directly handed over a piece of paper.

Du Feng took it with a smile, tore off a section, let go of his hand, and the piece of paper in his hand fell directly into the pit, Du Feng pretended to be surprised: "Ah, the paper fell into the pit, sir, I'll go and help you get the paper!"

After speaking, Du Feng pretended to wipe his buttocks, lifted his pants and walked out of the toilet, and saw that the little friend outside the toilet made an OK posture, Du Feng smiled.

These little friends are too powerful, there are descendants of the immortals of each division, and the descendants of the immortals are laying a formation in the toilet, and now Wenqu Xingjun in the toilet can no longer use the immortal power to conjure anything to wipe his ass!

As the days passed, Wenqu Xingjun, who was squatting in the toilet, became anxious, opened his throat and roared: "Is there anyone......?

Du Feng, who had been guarding outside the toilet, and his friends couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Finally, a little friend rushed over with a red thread, and Du Feng suddenly became serious: "Marriage Si Yuelao's marriage red line is here?"

The little friend nodded: "I replaced that friendship red line with a marriage red line!"

Du Feng took the red thread and handed one end to another little friend: "You are the descendant of the immortals of the Good and Evil Division, you take this head and find a way to put it on the hands of the day or night god!"

The little friend scratched his head: "This may be a little difficult!"

Du Feng smiled and touched his little friend's head, handed Mengran's sweet dream to his little friend and said, "You can find a way for him to find this, just sneak around his hand when he dreams!"

The little friend nodded thoughtfully, and left with the red line. Du Feng took the red line and swaggered into the toilet.

When Wenqu Xingjun saw Du Feng coming, he immediately became angry and said, "Du Feng, what about the paper you brought me?

Du Feng glanced at Wenqu Xingjun: "Sir, I can't even call the Immortal Yuan, how can I make it bad?"

Wenqu Xingjun pondered for a moment: "What about paper?"

Du Feng was stunned: "What paper?"

Wenqu Xingjun hurriedly said: "Toilet paper!"

Du Feng patted his head suddenly realized: "Oh, look at my brain, Mr. is really embarrassed, I went out to play with my friends that day, and I forgot to get you toilet paper......"

Saying that, Du Feng showed out the toilet paper, and Wenqu Xingjun didn't even think about reaching out directly to get it. Du Feng moved quickly, retracted the hand that handed out the toilet paper, and wrapped the red thread around Wenqu Xingjun's hand.

Wenqu Xingjun was stunned: "Marriage line? Du Feng, what are you going to do?"

Du Feng smiled proudly, lifted his pants directly and walked out of the toilet, staying with his friends.

A day later, the little friend who went to the Division of Good and Evil with the red head came back proudly. Du Feng knew that the matter had already been done, but he still asked with some anxiety: "It's done?"

"My little evil man came forward, is there anything that can't be solved?" said the little friend proudly. Du Feng looked at the little evil man appreciatively: "Dry drifting!"

Saying that, Du Feng stood up and patted his buttocks: "Stone baby, it's time for you to perform!"

A little friend who seemed to be composed of stones clapped his hands, and suddenly big stones appeared all over the ground: "It's better to be happy alone than to be happy, let's be together!"

Du Feng smiled and picked up a piece of stone, swaggered to the back of the toilet, picked up the stone, showed an evil smile, and smashed it at the pit!

With a "bang", the splashed Lao Gao, only to hear Wenqu Xingjun in the toilet furious: "Who?

Du Feng hurriedly covered his mouth to hold back the laughter, only to see that the little friends in the distance were all on their backs and laughing loudly. A few friends walked to Du Feng's side with stones like thieves and smashed the stones into the pit.

"Who is it, who is it?" Wenqu Xingjun's voice was already angry. The friends were more and more happy, a lump of stones smashed into the pit, and the pit was directly filled in a moment, and Wenqu Xingjun escaped from the wilderness, which frightened all the friends around Du Feng to scatter and flee.

Du Feng picked up a piece of stone and smashed it into the pit that had been filled, Wenqu Xingjun glared at Du Feng angrily: "You actually dare to tease the old man......"

Du Feng shrugged: "Sir, your ass is so white!"

Wenqu Xingjun turned his head and looked at it, and suddenly his old face turned red, and he spread his feet and fled. Du Feng saw that Wenqu Xingjun's body was full of, and Du Feng couldn't help laughing: "Mr. doesn't eat when he eats, the rice turns into in his mouth, and it is more troublesome for the rice to turn into, so it's better to squat in the toilet and eat......!"

"Du Feng, you wait for me!" Wenqu Xingjun's shouting voice sounded far away. Du Feng smiled disdainfully: "Wait, wait, you will know what the madness of love is in a moment!"

Du Feng led his friends to the gate of Wenqu Academy, waited for a while, and Wen Liang and a group of night wanderers came: "Where is the thief in Wenqu Xing?"

Du Feng said: "This is only the day and night wandering gods, you come to check, I can't use the immortal yuan now, these are all children, where can I find out where the thief is?"

Wen Liang glanced at each other and landed in front of Du Feng: "Let's go, take me to your academy to have a look!"

Du Feng led the way in front with a smile, and the friends came to the classroom with Wen Liang and a group of night wanderers.

"Du Feng!" Wenqu Xingjun came angrily with the ring, Du Feng hid behind Wen Liang in a panic, "Sun Youshen, Wenqu Xingjun corporal punishment of students!"

Wenqu Xingjun stopped abruptly, his face turned red, Wen Liang in front of Du Feng was also shocked, Du Feng held back a smile, waved his hand at his friends, left lightly, and looked at Wenqu Xingjun and Wen Liang from a distance, only to see Wenqu Xingjun said very gently: "Why are you here?"

Wen Liang also said gently: "I'll catch the thief!"

Wenqu Xingjun looked very disappointed: "I thought you came to see me......"

Wen Liang said: "But now I think I'm here to see you!"

Wenqu Xingjun looked at Wen Liang affectionately: "Wen Liang!"

Wen Liang also looked at Wenqu Xingjun with affection: "Wenqu!"

Running with the wind is the direction, chasing the power of thunder and lightning......

Wenqu Xingjun and Wen Liang hugged each other tightly.

Du Feng covered his face: "It's so touching!"

"What are you doing?" said the Night Wanderers in unison. Wenqu Xingjun and Wen Liang said in unison: "Get out!"

The night wandering gods all trembled, in disbelief, you look at me, I look at you, I saw Wenqu Xingjun, Wen Liang and affectionately look at each other, and then they wanted to be as close as the positive and negative poles, and their mouths were together.

Du Feng hurriedly took out the photo stone to record this crazy picture: "I'll go, French kissing, I didn't expect the immortals of Heavenly Court to also kiss French, and it's so standard, wow, tongue kiss......!

This kiss, the kiss is vigorous, this kiss, the kiss is dark!

The night wandering gods reacted, and opened Wenqu Xingjun and Wen Liang with their hands, and used their magic power to tap on each of their foreheads: "What are you doing?"

Wenqu Xingjun was shocked, as if something suddenly sounded: "Marriage line!"

"What marriage line?" asked the Night Wanderers in unison. Wenqu Xingjun said anxiously: "Quick, go to the Marriage Division to untie the marriage line, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable!"

Du Feng sighed: "I thought there would be more exciting pictures, but I didn't expect it to end like this, and the old red line of this month is not bad......"

The boring Du Feng rolled his eyes, and led his friends to start a mess in Wenquxing, just like a devil entering the village, smashing everything that could be smashed, tearing everything that could be torn up, and after a while, the neat Wenquxing was made a mess!

Suddenly, a nebula flew in, and Tai Bai Xing was not angry: "Holy Venerable, you and I will go to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace!"

Du Feng looked at Tai Bai Xing and smiled coldly: "Wenqu Xing is so fun, I won't go!"

Tai Bai Xing pointed at Du Feng with a smile, sighed, and cast a spell, Du Feng only felt a burst of cotton strength to lift his body and fly to the clouds of the Tai Bai Xing frame.

With the Tai Bai Xing Jie Yun moving forward, he arrived at the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. I saw Wenqu Xingjun and Wen Liang, who had red eyebrows and green eyes, looking at them as if they were about to eat themselves.

"Du Feng, are you guilty?" the Jade Emperor asked.

Du Feng looked confused: "Jade Emperor, what is my crime?"

"You came to my Wenqu Xing, made my well-organized Wenqu Academy smoky, and said that you are not guilty? What did those kind-hearted children all be brought into by you, and you still said that you were not guilty? You instructed the children to steal the marriage line and set me with the Riyou God Wenliang, and said that you were not guilty?" Wenqu Xingjun roared angrily.

"Sin, I don't have the ability, I don't teach the children well, blame others......" A very contemptuous voice sounded. When Du Feng heard the sound, he saw a man who was five big and three thick was giving him a friendly look.

"Lu Ban, don't talk nonsense, my students are all very obedient, it was this scourge that came to my Wenqu Xing to make Wenqu Shuyuan like that!" Wenqu Xingjun said angrily. Lu Ban laughed: "It's obvious that you, a nerd, have no way to educate people!"

"You ......" Wenqu Xingjun was so angry that he couldn't speak, and arched his hand at the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, please forgive the little god for being incompetent, and the Five Elements Holy Venerable Little God has no way to discipline him!"

Saying that, Wenqu Xingjun glanced at Lu Ban: "It seems that the craftsman god should educate people in a good way, the Jade Emperor might as well let the craftsman god try!"

Du Feng's face was black: "What are you trying? I'm not a child, what kind of discipline do you want?"

Saying that, Du Feng said to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, isn't it the law of heaven, you can just give me the empowerment, where do you still need to use it to learn here and there?"

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Du Feng, my intention is not just as simple as the laws of heaven, but I want you to learn the etiquette of the heavenly court, be honest and shameful, and become a qualified immortal!"

Du Feng sweated wildly: "What is the etiquette, etiquette, I'm such an adult, don't I know etiquette, righteousness and shame?"

The Jade Emperor no longer paid attention to Du Feng, and stared at Lu Ban in a blink of an eye: "Since you are so confident in the craftsman god, you might as well bring the Five Elements Immortal Venerable back to the craftsman god star, and teach him well!"

Lu Ban was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly clenched his fists: "Jade Emperor ......"

Before Lu Ban's words could be spoken, the Jade Emperor disappeared directly above the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

"Hah...... Don't you dare to teach, right?" Wenqu Xingjun said with a joke. Lu Ban's face sank, and he beckoned to Du Feng: "Let's go!"

Du Feng wanted to cry without tears, so he hurriedly hugged the pillar of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace: "No! I won't go! I want to go back to the Five Elements Immortal Mansion!"

Lu Ban waved his hand: "Go back to the Five Elements Immortal Mansion, follow me back to the Craftsman God Star to learn the craft......"

Lu Ban was stunned for a moment, and quickly changed his words: "Learn etiquette!"

Du Feng didn't do it even if he was killed, and his head flicked: "If you don't go, you won't go! I won't go if I kill you!"

Lu Ban exhaled a breath of turbid air and strode towards Du Feng, Du Feng quickly loosened the pillar and dodged around: "You...... Don't come here!"

Saying that, Du Feng raised his hand and summoned a long knife, and said very nervously: "If you dare to come over, I will hack you to death!"

Lu Ban rolled his eyes: "Your current immortal yuan has been sealed, why did you hack me to death? Hurry up and follow me obediently, otherwise I will be unkind to you!"

Du Feng asked tentatively, "How are you going to be polite to me?"

Lu Ban raised his hand to summon an axe, touched the blade of the axe, raised his hand again, summoned a piece of wood, and slashed it gently, and the wood was directly in two sections!

Du Feng trembled, quickly put away the long knife, and walked to Lu Ban's side with a smile: "Brother Lu, don't be so rude, speaking of which, we are still a little related, is there a person surnamed Xia on your craftsman star? That Xia foreman is very familiar with me, but I helped him a lot when I was in the lower realm!"

"I know, but the Jade Emperor asked me to take you back to the Craftsman Star to study, and I can't help it!" Lu Ban shrugged his shoulders and expressed helplessness, "Since you don't want to go with me, I can only choose to kill my relatives in righteousness!"

Du Feng panicked: "No...... How can the righteous annihilation of relatives be explained in this way?"

Lu Banyin smiled: "There is no way, I like to explain it like this! I am just a rough person, unlike some nerds who teach by word and deed, take a stick to scary, and beat without pain, I like to be simple and rude, if you are disobedient, don't be obedient again, go or not, give a sentence, don't grind!"

Du Feng is messy, this Lu Ban is really a ruthless person, looking at Wenqu Xingjun who was staring at him sneeringly, Du Feng sighed, go, of course he doesn't want to go, don't go, this Lu Ban is a ruthless person again......

Du Feng took a deep breath: "Master Lu, you asked me to go to your Craftsman Star by yourself, don't cry and drive me out like Wenqu Xingjun when the time comes!"

Lu Ban glanced at Wenqu Xingjun with disdain: "It's useless to be a scholar, how can I be like him?"

Du Feng's face was full of black lines, *......

Du Feng let out cruel words: "Master Nimaru, if Lao Tzu recovers the immortal yuan, I won't be surnamed Du if I don't kill you!"