Chapter 421 Spoof Wenqu Xingjun
Meng Ran nodded seriously, and put the ball of beautiful dream light in his hand on the ground: "Brother Feng, no matter what time it is, I am your best friend!"
"And me!" Xiao Linglong ran in front of Du Feng with a feather. Then all the friends rushed out of the classroom, holding the gift they had given to Du Feng: "And me!"
Du Feng was moved, really moved, and moved by these innocent friends.
I didn't expect that in the face of the majestic Wenqu Xingjun, these children would actually stand on their side for friendship.
This completely proves that my efforts during this period of time have not been in vain!
Du Feng thought of relief, smiled and nodded: "You are all my friends, thank you, thank you for treating me as your friend!"
"Brother Feng, I'll change the book!" a little friend volunteered, and went into the classroom to pick up the golden bottle plum that had been replaced with the cover of the three-character scripture.
"Brother Feng, I said that if I want to take laxatives, I will go to it!" said a little friend, raised his hand to summon a black pill, and turned to leave.
"I said I would make him look good, I would want him to look good!" a little friend took out a red string.
......
Du Feng looked confused, when did these friends have so many plays?
The black elixir was full of strong immortal power at a glance, and that red rope, Du Feng was very familiar with, wasn't that the red rope of the old moon?
Du Feng hurriedly stood up and called out to the little friends: "Friends, we can't act blindly, otherwise Mr. will be in trouble if he catches the current situation!"
All the friends stopped looking, and Du Feng's eyes rolled: "In this way, let's plan well!"
So......
In the classroom, when Wenqu Xingjun was talking about it, he put down the textbook in his hand and explained it to the students, while a classmate in the front row took advantage of Wenqu Xingjun's back to him, he quickly replaced the book, and then passed the book back, and a classmate in the back passed it to the side, and a classmate passed it one after another, when it was passed to a fat man with a worm head, the fat man took advantage of the moment when Wenqu Xingjun turned his back, opened his big mouth, and swallowed the book in one gulp.
I saw Wenqu Xingjun return to the podium and pick up the book, turning the page: "Lao Tzu said ......"
Wenqu Xingjun's face suddenly turned blue and red, then sank, slammed the book on the podium, and glared at the students in the class: "Who replaced my book?"
All the students were at a loss You look at me, I look at you, Wenqu Xingjun suddenly blew his beard and glared, walked back and forth a few steps with his hands behind his back, and glared at Du Feng: "Say, is it you?"
Du Feng shook his head blankly: "What is not me?"
Wenqu Xingjun gritted his teeth and said, "You must have changed my book!"
Du Feng rolled his eyes: "Sir, I can't use the Immortal Yuan, and I can't use my magical powers, it's so far away from the podium, if I change your book, you will definitely find out!"
Wenqu Xingjun was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily: "That's what you instructed these students to do!"
Du Feng sighed: "Sir, I know that you look at me unpleasantly, and I can't help it if you really want to think so, but I want to state that I don't! I advise you to fabricate some criminal evidence when you wronged someone, otherwise no one will be convinced!"
Wenqu Xingjun was so angry that he couldn't speak, and strode out of the classroom with a shake of his hand. Immediately, all the students threw their heads up and slapped their desks and laughed.
Du Feng smiled, and then his face turned cold, this is just the first step!
After class, Du Feng and a little friend came to Wenqu Xingjun's rest room: "Sir, I think you have a little misunderstanding about me, I want to talk to you!"
"What misunderstanding?" asked Wenqu Xingjun. Du Feng looked around Wenqu Xingjun's rest room, frowned and said, "Sir, can we talk in another place, I think it's too depressing here!"
Wenqu Xingjun looked left and right, took a deep breath and stood up from the chair: "Let's go, let's go to the backyard to talk!"
The moment he walked out of the rest room with Wenqu Xingjun, Du Feng looked at a small head that poked out of the class, compared an OK posture, the little head suddenly shrank in, and then a little boy walked out of the classroom with his hands behind his back and swaggered, looked left and right, quickly rushed into Wenqu Xingjun's rest room, pinched a black pill in the palm of his hand and sprinkled it into powder and sprinkled it into the teapot of Wenqu Xingjun's tea tray, and then left Wenqu Xingjun's rest room like a thief.
In the backyard of Wenqu Academy, Du Feng said to Wenqu Xingjun a little helplessly: "Sir, I don't know why you are dissatisfied with me, but I want to say that I originally came to you to learn the laws of heaven, and you actually let me learn the Three Character Scripture with these friends, you are too much!"
Wenqu Xingjun shook his head: "I know how dissatisfied you are in your heart, but you can't blame me!
Du Feng was puzzled: "Isn't it okay for you to directly use the Daigo empowerment technique to imprint the heavenly strip in my mind? Also, don't you just directly imprint what you want to explain to the children, why do you still have to hold a class? Is it to satisfy your desire to be a gentleman?"
Wenqu Xingjun shook his head and sighed: "Where do I have any desire to be a gentleman, I might as well read more books, write poems, compose lyrics, and write fu when I have the time to teach students, all because the parents of these descendants of the gods are busy with official business, and they are worried that these children will make trouble, and they have no intention of taking care of them, so they specially put me here to take care of them!"
Du Feng suddenly realized: "In this case, you can't get used to me, you can directly pass the Tiantiao to me, so you don't have to see me!"
Wenqu Xingjun glanced at Du Feng carefully, and laughed at himself: "Immortal Venerable, please don't make another incident in the classroom, the little god is also forced to do so, and he will naturally teach you when it is time to teach you!"
Du Feng sweated wildly: "You will naturally teach me when you should teach me, but you are a nursery here, and I am not a child......"
Wenqu Xianjun shook his head: "Bear with me, the course is only twenty years, and after twenty years, the laws of heaven will be taught!"
Du Feng had the urge to beat Wenqu Xingjun, I'm going to Nima, twenty years? You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, do you know what these twenty years mean to me? I can go around and deceive...... Forehead...... No, I can go around making money!
According to the income of the Dragon King of the East, South, West, and North Seas and Brother Monkey on a blind date, our daily income is an immeasurable number, okay? Let me stay here with you to learn what three character scriptures, you might as well directly press me under the Five Elements Mountain, let me be alone for a while!
Thinking like this, Du Feng asked tentatively, "Did the Jade Emperor ask you to do this?"
Wenqu Xingjun smiled and shook his head: "No, the Jade Emperor just told me to teach you the laws of heaven well, these courses are arranged by myself, there will be no changes, you will die of this heart!"
Du Feng exhaled a breath of turbidity, according to what he said, it was the Jade Emperor who asked Wenqu Xingjun to do this, the Jade Emperor of the dog day, Lao Tzu helped the Huaxia world solve the Shuai Ying crisis, you rewarded everyone for their merits, as the one with the greatest credit, you are not even willing to give me a single hair.
Later, I saved the Cultivation Continent again, and you still treated me like this.
It's cute, it's unbearable!
Thinking about Du Feng, he shook his hand: "Wenqu Xingjun, even if you are ruthless, I haven't told you anything today, but I want to tell you, let's see!"
After speaking, Du Feng turned around and left, and the little friend who was traveling with Du Feng raised his hand and summoned a medicine bottle and handed it to Wenqu Xingjun: "This is the Fuyan Pill refined by my father's old man in the medicine way, a bottle is guaranteed to have no wrinkles, my father made a special trip to let me act as an agent for Mr. Xie You!"
After Wenqu Xingjun took it, he patted his little friend's shoulder with a smile: "Go back and help me bring a message to your father, just say that Mr. is free to visit him!"
The little friend nodded: "Let's go, sir, I'm a little thirsty, let's go to your rest room first to get some water to drink!"
Wenqu Xingjun nodded, led his little friend to his rest room, picked up the teapot and was about to pour tea for his little friend.
The little friend waved his hand again and again: "Sir, I'm sorry, the disciple can't drink tea!"
"Why?" asked Wenqu Xingjun puzzled. The little friend scratched his head and thought for a long time: "Because I don't like tea!"
Wenqu Xingjun smiled angrily and poured a glass of white water for his little friend: "It's better for children not to drink tea!"
The little friend drank the tea in one gulp and put the quilt on the tea tray: "Sir, you drink tea, I'll go to class first!"
Wenqu Xingjun smiled, picked up the teapot and poured a cup of tea for himself, directly raised his head and drank the tea in the teacup, just swallowed it into his stomach, his face suddenly changed endlessly, and he rushed to the door with his stomach covered: "Little Yaolang, you come back for me!"
The little friend who was just about to walk into the class looked back: "Sir, what's wrong?"
"Did you drugged my tea?" Wenqu Xingjun said angrily. Xiao Yaoling shook his head blankly: "I don't have wow!Sir, I've always been with you, if you are drugged, you can't know wow!"
"That's the ...... you give the medicine to someone else," Wenqu Xingjun's face turned red, and his body made a "porphyry" sound as he spoke.
Wenqu Xingjun rushed to the direction of the toilet in a panic, and Du Feng and all the friends in the class all raised their heads and laughed.
Xiao Yaoling walked up to Du Feng triumphantly: "Brother Feng, my father's Wan Yi Pill is enough for Mr. Ten Days and Half a Month!"
Du Feng patted Xiao Yaoling's shoulder appreciatively: "Good job, but you must bite you to death I don't know anything, he can't do anything about you!"
The little medicine spirit nodded. Du Feng asked a little uneasy, "Is your father's Wan Yi Dan really so fierce?"
Xiao Yaoling said as a matter of course: "Sir, I promise not to go out of the toilet for ten days!"
Du Feng put his mind at ease and stood up directly: "Comrades, now it's time for us to fight bravely to kill the enemy!"
All the friends jumped excitedly. Du Feng raised his head and laughed, led all the friends out of the classroom, and swaggered towards the toilet......