Chapter 84: Building the Yin Bridge
[Sorry, this one is later.] In the past two days www.biquge.info I have been writing a chapter early in the morning and going out, and then coming back in the evening to write another chapter. It took a little longer to check the information tonight, and it was only now completed.
As for the problem of many typos in the old fish. The old fish can only say sorry. From the beginning of writing essays, there has never been a habit of revision. Reading what he just wrote is a kind of torture for the old fish. Even if you barely check it, it won't improve much. Those who have read all of Lao Yu's novels know that Lao Yu rarely writes routine essays. If you don't follow the routine, it means that you have to write something new. Every day and night, I have to think about how to write so that I can update it every day.
As for the question of when the flower will grow up, Lao Yu can't answer this. I really don't like to watch my childhood, so I'll wait until the flower grows up. This time, the old fish must stick to its own rhythm. Disrupted the rhythm, I was afraid that I would go down the old path of a book again. So, the old fish will write it down slowly. Strive to make the content look good, rather than make the flowers grow faster. 】
Whether it is a yin bridge or a yang bridge, this bridge is also very particular. The ditch is not very wide, and adults can cross it with a little force. But even if a bridge is built over a dam (the drainage outlet of a rice field), it has to be a decent bridge. You have to really be able to step on it. Otherwise, if someone else steps on it, the bridge overturns or falls apart, and others will curse. That's a no-brainer. Originally, it was to build a bridge to cultivate yin virtue, but as a result, it hurt people and was cursed, but it damaged yin virtue.
Zhang Zhaohua is a seven-year-old child, and it is naturally impossible to make a strong bridge. Chen Meijuan's family has already thought it through. also specially invited a helper for Zhang Zhaohua. Zhang Jiwang, an old carpenter, is in charge of the carpentry part. Although it is wet wood, in Zhang Jiwang's hands, it can also be turned into a beautiful small wooden bridge. Zhang Jiwang is amazing, this older generation of carpenters also needs to know a little Meishan spell. Zhang Jiwang is not high, so he naturally cannot preside over the bridge crossing ceremony of Zhang Qigao's house.
Zhang Jiwang smiled when he saw Zhang Zhaohua, "Zhaohua, grandpa will give you a hand today." What are you doing grandfather again, just open your mouth. ”
"Grandpa Jiwang, if you smoke, don't eat candy. I also have a share in Uncle Gao's cigarettes. I've got it all for you, and you're stuffing the candy into the bag, it's too bad. As soon as Zhang Zhaohua came up, he shared the spoils with Zhang Jiwang.
Zhang Jiwang laughed, "You can do it." When you are young, you know how to grab things. ”
"Of course. I'm a master now, and you're a sidekick. Of course, these things have to be eaten first. Zhang Zhaohua stretched out her hands and gathered all the refreshments on the table to her side.
The ritual of crossing the bridge is naturally indispensable to the audience. Crossing the bridge can also be regarded as a rare traditional program in Plum Valley. Once someone has this kind of ritual at home, all the people in the village will naturally go out.
When the villagers saw Zhang Zhaohua's antics on the table, they couldn't help but burst out laughing.
"Call the flower, you eat and eat, the matter has to be done. You have to get the high lady out of the cubs. Otherwise, you'll have to give yourself to the tall couple as cubs. Zhang Enzhong picked up a load of tofu to sell everywhere, and when he arrived at Zhang Qigao's house, he also put down the burden and sat on the flat shoulder and watched the excitement. People who do business have good eloquence, and all of them can speak well.
"Uncle Enzhong, don't you laugh, believe it or not, I let you let the tofu pot only come out of the water and not out the tofu?" Zhang Zhaohua was blushing by Zhang Enzhong's words, and pouted and threatened.
"Momomo. Uncle is just joking with you. Zhang Enzhong panicked. As the saying goes, rub (play) big and don't rub small, let the dog take a bite. Meishan Spell really has such a spell, if Zhang Zhaohua really puts a spell on Zhang Enzhong, Zhang Enzhong will not be able to do this business. Don't underestimate the business of making tofu, the profit is at least 50% or more. I also got tofu dregs. Tofu dregs can also be used as a dish in Plum Pass. It can also be made into moldy tofu residue, which has a unique flavor. Of course, it is more used to feed the pigs. Zhang Enzhong beats two bundles of tofu every day, and the tofu residue can feed two or three big fat pigs all year round.
The people of the village immediately started to heckle.
"It's called Hua, Enzhong said bad things about you, you quickly put a spell on him. Let him beat the tofu and can't beat it. ”
Zhang Enzhong hurriedly said, "Why are you like this? Tell the flowers not to listen to them, Uncle Hui will leave you a bowl of tender tofu, and you can add as much sugar as you can. ”
"Forget it. You've lied to me so many times. Every time I go to your house to eat, you say that the tofu is old and not delicious. In the future, your tofu will not be out of the tofu at all, only the slag. Zhang Zhaohua said casually.
"Ouch, my ancestor, why do you say that?" Zhang Enzhong knew that Zhang Zhaohua said casually, but Zhang Zhaohua would set up the incense case and invite God. If the immortals take this seriously, Zhang Enzhong's family will be in big trouble. Every time, the tofu pulp is not cooked thoroughly and cannot be filtered. All turned into tofu dregs.
Zhang Jiwang burst out laughing, "Enzhong, you deserve it, who made you mess with the flowers." Don't you see him doing business? I think you should just take a break these days. After a while, ask the flower to help you undo the spell. Otherwise, your pigs will die. ”
The people in the village also laughed at Zhang Enzhong for wanting to die and provoke the flowers, but he picked up a stone and hit himself in the foot.
"Uncle Jiwang, will it really work?" Zhang Enzhong was a little embarrassed. A one-day delay would have resulted in a huge loss. And if you don't beat tofu, you have to feed the pigs with grain. In this way, I lost a lot every day.
"Whether it will work or not, you can go back and try it and find out. It's called Hua, I'm done now, it's time for you, the master, to come. "Zhang Jiwang has already made a beautiful wooden bridge. Zhang Zhaohua took out a few four coins with a face value of five cents from the incense stand from the incense platform.
"Before the army was moved, the food was moved, and thousands of soldiers and horses descended to the mandala. The throne Lingjin Palace, the light and jade noise, the emperor of the Ten Thousand Saints Dynasty, dare not go down to the clouds. Wholeheartedly converting to the ceremony, pious invitation, you Jiang Wuniang, send the son Niangniang, the queen mother of the three dynasties, make a child, and the fairy Niang, the Taoist priest in yellow clothes, the immortal master in white, turn over the altar and pour the hole. The man is right, the woman is in pairs, and the hands are turned into thousand-year-old willow wood, and the ...... is cut off when the Mao is born."
After the incantation was recited, Zhang Zhaohua picked up a small axe and nailed four five-cent coins into the four intersections of the small wooden bridge. There are also several layers of cloth of various colors stacked underneath the coin. This coin is actually a road money. It means paying for the road for the children who have a high future. In this way, Zhang Qigao's future child can be reincarnated into the belly of Zhang Qigao's mother-in-law Xie Chun'e smoothly.
Zhang Zhaohua has really become a Meishan landscape master this time, where is there still half a childishness. It looks as if all of a sudden he has become an enlightened Meishan water master.
"Oh, it's amazing, at a young age, this Meishan spell has reached this fire. ”
"But isn't it? I'm afraid Mrs. Zhang should be pregnant this time, right?"
"Who knows? I heard a joke before, the two have been married for several years and have not conceived a cub, but when I went to the hospital to ask, the two of them have been engaged in it for several years, but they have not entered the right place once......"
People in the countryside speak very unrestrainedly, and even tell small jokes.
"Get up, do you want my brother to give you a demonstration?" someone said loudly.
Zhang Qigao is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and said with a smile, "Brother Xianyi, you are so busy baking wine every day, why bother you, just let my sister-in-law teach me." ”
The crowd was also amused by Zhang Qigao's wit. Everyone is taking advantage of the lip service. It's rare to get a flip in the face. Of course, there are times when the joke goes too far, and it is not uncommon to have a big fight after a war of words. Young people are angry and suppressed in the village, and they always need a way to vent the fire in their hearts.