Chapter 85: Chen Madman
When the bridge was crossed, the onlookers in the village also retreated far away. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info because there is a rule for crossing the bridge, and if you bump into it at this time, you have to worship your father (father-in-law).
There is such a custom here in Meiziao, children cross the bridge, and whoever bumps into it has to recognize their father. The title is very interesting, the child's parents and father's side call each other in-laws. Children call each other their fathers and mothers (the title means father-in-law and mother-in-law, and in essence, it should be regarded as godfather and godmother).
Under normal circumstances, it is to say hello in advance, and when crossing the bridge, the other party goes to have a ceremony. If there is no such meaning, as soon as the firecrackers are set off here, others will avoid it early. Of course, there are not a few cases of inadvertently bumping into it. Zhang Qigao's family is crossing the Yin Bridge, and it is still unknown whether his son has or not, so naturally it is impossible to greet others in advance, and it is impossible for others to be the father of this child who may not exist.
As soon as Zhang's spell fell, firecrackers immediately went off. Zhang Jiwang and Zhang Qigao were responsible for erecting the wooden bridge on the ditch. Zhang Zhaohua clapped her hands, thinking that today's matter would end here, thinking about whether the red envelope promised by Chen Meijuan later contained a big unity, or a steelworker brother.
Who knew that someone singing this song came over at this time.
“...... Send the son Mrs. Hua Niangniang, you give my childless pity to a fat man, I will give you a fat sheep to give some long incense, four taels of steel, measure steel miles, my son I want a pair of miles, one in the sender school, one he raises the mile ......"
The man was dressed in black and tattered clothes, and his hair was long and unkempt, and he had not been washed for an unknown amount of time. The face is also black, if it weren't for the white in the eye sockets, the two eyeballs would not be visible. often grinning, but it sets off a mouthful of white teeth. The two legs of the trousers had become wisps, and the legs were exposed above the knees, and there were no shoes, and the feet were tightly wrapped in mud.
This person is not from Meizitang. Zhang Zhaohua didn't know each other. However, the villagers quickly called out the person's identity.
"Don't cross the bridge here, what are you doing here?"
The person who came was Chen Madman, and Mei Ziao was a well-known madman. But he rarely goes outside. Therefore, a child like Zhang Zhaohua, who doesn't go out much, can't even recognize the big celebrity Chen Luozi.
Chen Lunzi grinned and sang again.
"Last year, I came to hold the mile, this year I came to hold the mile, Lord Lingfo, you put the doll on the mile, the doll gives you a smile, and the cow in the crotch hangs the mile!"
I don't know if Chen Luzi understands what others say to him, he only lives in his world. Maybe others laugh at him for being crazy, but the world doesn't know that his world is only singing.
Some people who are not afraid of big things shouted, "Get high, according to the customs of our plum pass." Your family crossed the bridge, and since they bumped into it, you have to recognize this in-laws today. ”
Although this person was joking, when everyone heard it, it was really true. crossed the bridge to recognize his in-laws, and he was originally hit. Someone was unlucky, it was not a person who bumped into him, but a dog, and they all had to recognize this father. Now it's a person who has bumped into it.
Zhang Qigao's family is naturally reluctant to recognize his relatives with a madman. Zhang Qigao walked over and shouted loudly, "Crazy Chen, you go elsewhere." Don't delay our business here. ”
Zhang Zhaohua suddenly said loudly, "Uncle Gao, people have sent you cubs, why are you still driving others away?"
Zhang Qigao, who was halfway through, immediately stopped, smiled wryly and turned back to Zhang Zhaohua and said, "Zhaohua, you don't joke with Uncle Zhaohua." ”
"What am I kidding you? Didn't you hear what song he was singing? That's a good sign. If you want a cub, quickly recognize this in-laws. Maybe you'll be a dad next year. If you drive him away, you won't want to have cubs for the rest of your life. Zhang Zhaohua said seriously.
Zhang Jiwang also said, "It's right to call flowers. Don't look at Chen's madness, when he was in the production team, you didn't know how popular he was in these ten miles and eight towns. It's a pity that a good recognition turned out to be a madman. Alas. ”
Zhang Qigao was still hesitating, and Chen Meijuan hurriedly ran over, "Qigao, it's right to call Hua to tell you Uncle Jiwang." Anyway, that's a good sign. It's not like he ever came to our house to recognize his in-laws. It's a big deal, you gave birth to a cub, just go and give him some gifts during the New Year's holidays. Why do you care if he is crazy or not?"
There was a warning called for flowers in front of him, and there was the consolation of everyone. Zhang Qigao happily recognized Chen's in-laws.
Zhang Jiwang said again, "Get high, you recognize this in-law and treat the poor man Chen Luzi well, in fact, you are accumulating yin virtue for your cub, so that today's yin bridge is on the right path." Calling the flower is right, Chen Luozi just sent you a cub. You treat people well, too. Don't think that people are crazy, just ignore others, and don't be less polite. You take him to your house to take a shower and change him into clean clothes. Treat him to a good meal. In the future, take care of it more. You should give your cub virtue. ”
Everyone felt that Zhang Jiwang was reasonable.
Zhang Qigao really looked down on this Chen madman at the beginning, worried that if he married Chen Luozi, his face would be dull in the future. But when I heard Zhang Jiwang say this, my heart became lively. led Chen Luozi to his house, boiled hot water, and took a bath for Chen Luozi. It is enough to boil a pot of water with a large stove pot (very large pot). It took three or four washes before the water cleared. He went to call the person who cut his hair in the village and gave Chen Luozi a haircut. took clean clothes and put them on Chen's madness.
This Chen madman is also strange, you say he is crazy. When he did these things, he didn't struggle at all. said that he was not crazy, when eating, he did not go to the table, served a bowl of rice, squatted in front of the porch to eat, and did not go to pick up vegetables, the Zhang family ate whatever he wanted.
Zhang Zhaohua felt that Chen Luozi was really strange, and it seemed that this person's qi was purer than that of ordinary people in the village. Why would such a pure person be so insane?
Chen Luozi had eaten, and he did not stay at their house as Zhang Qigao's family feared. As soon as he put the bowl down, he wiped his mouth with the sleeve of the clean clothes he had just changed into, and began to sing.
In recent years (last year), I am a bachelor and this year is still a single man, and it is difficult to think of being single; after going out for three or five days, smoke comes out of the house; I pick up two pickpockets in the big pit and pick out the black snake; I expose two in the stove and pot and remove the toad; it is difficult to think of being single. This mountain looks at the high mountain, there are trees on the other side of the mountain and good fairy peaches; Lang Lai does not eat fairy peaches and does not start, does not love agarwood and does not put down the knife; water hits the thatched Lang Lang does not pull, other people's mother-in-law does not fish; only my Lang is single and has high ambitions. ”
This is the plum pass version of the single love song, many people in the village can sing it, but none of them can sing it so godly as Chen Madzi.