Chapter Seventy-Nine: Antecedents and Consequences
'Stop....... Stop.... Stop. Without waiting for the dog philosophy to finish, Lin Leyu raised his hand to interrupt, and then said with an expression that you are teasing me: "Dog Daoyou, do you think I am stupid?"
'Oh....... Forty years ago you were a Pekingese, and now you're a husky? Are you insulting my human intelligence, or are you insulting nature's creative power?'
Lin Leyu was already about to be angry, and his mood that had just calmed down made waves again, he felt that the dog philosophy was sent by God to punish him.
Seeing that he was interrupted halfway through his words, a trace of displeasure flashed in the dog philosophy's eyes, and then he stretched out his tongue and licked his nose, and said in a deep voice: "As a person, I hope you can respect me and don't interrupt my words at will." As for whether I'm telling the truth or not, you just have to listen to it with your brain and you'll be able to tell for it. ”
'Okay..... Yes.... Okay! You say!' Seeing that the dog philosophy looked serious, and scolded himself for being brainless without a trace of emotion, Lin Leyu became even more angry. But he didn't have anything to refute for a while, so he had to let the thing continue.
Seeing that Lin Leyu was not noisy, the dog man snorted his nose and continued to speak: "Forty years ago, when I was a Pekingese dog............." Speaking of this, the dog philosophy paused and glanced at Lin Leyu.
Lin Leyu subconsciously covered his cheeks, because he felt that his back molars hurt again.
"I met Xiong Dabao in Mount Emei, and we met very happily. ”
"One day it told me that I should not be a dog, but a wolf, a wolf king from the north. ”
"I think what it said is very reasonable, a wolf who doesn't want to be a wolf king is not a good Jingba. So from that day on, I was determined to be the king of wolves. ”
Speaking of this, Dog Philosophy picked up the teacup in front of him and sipped it.
At this moment, Lin Leyu was already dumbfounded, and he could only use 'hold the grass!' in his heart to express his mood at the moment.
How to describe this time, that's one word, '!'
A panda fools a Pekingese dog into becoming a wolf, what is this picture? The key is that this panda is still a great demon who has achieved cultivation! No one will believe this when it comes out!
However, the unquestionable steadfastness in the eyes of the dog watcher does not seem to be fake. It can only be said that the world is changing too fast like a tornado!
And Wu Yingying and Zhenchun, who didn't listen to what was going on outside the window and only ate hot pot dishes, also stopped what they were doing, and looked at the dog philosophy with their eyes blank, waiting for him to talk about the rest of the matter.
Dog Philosophy took a few sips of tea, moistened his throat, and then said: "Although I am determined to be the king of wolves, I have never seen a wolf and don't know what a wolf looks like, so I asked Xiong Dabao, what does a wolf look like?"
"After Xiong Dabao heard this, he gave me a portrait of a wolf and asked me to practice according to it!"
'Portrait of a husky?' Lin Leyu finally couldn't help but interject.
"No! It's a portrait of a big wolf dog, which I learned later. "Dog philosophy is like saying something inconsequential, without any psychological burden.
'Ahem.... Okay!' Lin Leyu's eyebrows showed a hint of joy and coughed slightly. But his heart was already happy, and he was very relieved to give Brother Xiong thirty-two likes!
"Then you are holding a portrait of a big wolf dog, how can you cultivate into a husky?" asked Wu Yingying on the side with a curious face.
Lin Leyu also hurriedly hid his smile and waited for the explanation of the dog's philosophy.
Dog Philosophy said unhurriedly: "After I got the portrait of the big wolf dog, I carefully figured it out, cultivated it carefully, and it only took five years to successfully transform." But I always felt that there was something missing, so I went to ask Xiong Dabao again. ”
"Xiong Dabao told me that cultivation cannot be achieved overnight, but must be done gradually. So I started to paint a picture of my big wolfdog for a transition. And then it gave me a new portrait. When I saw this new portrait, I thought it was a wolf, handsome, domineering!"
"So I followed Zhang Xin's portrait again, pondered it carefully, and cultivated it seriously, and after five years, I succeeded again. ”
"But on the day of the successful transformation, Xiong Dabao disappeared, and my dog tag disappeared with him!"
"And I had some more memories in my head that day, and from these memories, I learned how important dog tags were to me. The first human to get Him, I will have to recognize Him as Lord. ”
After saying it in one breath, Dog Philosophy picked up the teacup and sipped it again.
Lin Leyu was still excited to listen to it at first, and felt that the dog philosophy was teased by Brother Xiong again and again, which was very interesting.
But when the dog philosophy said that the first human to get a dog tag should be its owner, he couldn't laugh, because judging from the situation when Brother Xiong gave him a dog tag, he was the first person to get a dog tag!
"What are you kidding! When the owner of the dog philosophy, this is the old birthday star hanged for a long time, maybe he will have to recognize the dog philosophy as the master!"
As soon as he thought of this, he felt that his internal organs were trembling, and he could strike at any time. But then he thought again, why did Brother Xiong go to great lengths to play tricks on a Pekingese dog, just for its dog tags?
Puzzled in his heart, Lin Leyu immediately carried forward his good character of not being ashamed to ask and said: "Dog Daoyou, what is Xiong Dabao doing robbing your dog tag? Is that a treasure?"
Hearing Lin Leyu ask, the dog philosophy didn't react in a hurry, Wu Yingying and Zhenchun couldn't wait to ask, "Yes, yes, why?" They were so anxious that they didn't want to know what was going on, but wanted to know what kind of treasure the dog tag was!
"Hmm...," Dog Philosophy was very satisfied to put down the teacup in his paws, glanced at the three of them, shook his head and said: "The dog tag is not a treasure, it is just a special space item, and the precious thing is the "Chaos Bitter Bamboo" in the dog tag."
"Chaos Bitter Bamboo?" Wu Yingying and Zhenchun stood up suddenly, shouting in an incredible tone.
"Yes!Chaos Zizhu!" Dog Philosophy nodded calmly.
Looking at the shocked expressions of Wu Yingying and Zhenchun, Lin Leyu was puzzled in his heart, and then asked tentatively, "What is the Chaos Bitter Bamboo?"
As soon as Lin Leyu finished asking, the three of them turned around in unison, staring at him without blinking.
Wu Yingying and Zhenchun are okay, because they both know that Lin Leyu has not been in the industry for a long time, and they don't know what the "Chaos Bitter Bamboo" is, which is normal.
But the dog philosophy does not understand, at this moment its eyes are full of surprise and unwillingness, and even reveals a little bit of intellectual retardation.
The air suddenly froze.
At the time of the realm, Wu Yingying immediately spoke: "Brother Lin Leyu, the 'Chaos Bitter Bamboo' is one of the ten ancient spiritual roots, it was born in chaos, and its body is pregnant with chaotic qi, and it has the ability to conquer heaven and earth. Legend has it that cultivating in front of it will not encounter any bottlenecks until the Three Realms of Nirvana, and it can also purify all demons and evil thoughts, in short, there are many benefits. ”
"The most important thing is that its bamboo shoots are said to be extremely delicious, and eating them can brighten the eyes, prolong life, and improve IQ. Speaking of this, Wu Yingying couldn't help but stretch out her lilac tongue and lick her red lips, as if she was looking forward to tasting bitter bamboo shoots.
'That's it!' Lin Leyu scratched his head, he felt that this "Chaos Bitter Bamboo" was not very powerful, it was all the top ten ancient spiritual roots, and it didn't have the effect of eating it that could live with heaven and earth.
As if seeing Lin Leyu's thoughts, Wu Yingying said again: "Of course, these are only recorded in some ancient books, as for whether the 'Chaos Bitter Bamboo' has other effects, it is not clear, after all, this thing has not appeared for too long, too long." ”
"Yes!" Dog Philosophy and True Pure nodded in agreement. Lin Leyu naturally has nothing to say.
Being so popularized by Wu Yingying, the surprise and shock brought by the "Chaos Bitter Bamboo" disappeared in an instant, and Wu Yingying and Zhenchun sat back in their original positions, looking at the dog philosophy with their eyes, waiting for it to continue to explain their mental journey.
Lin Leyu also looked at the dog philosophy, but in his mind, he was still thinking about another thing, that is, whether the bamboo shoots he ate when he worshiped 'Brother Xiong' before were the bamboo shoots of the ten spiritual roots "Chaos Bitter Bamboo".
Seeing that the three of them were looking at him, Dog Philosophy also understood that he didn't have any preparations this time, and said directly: "After Xiong Dabao disappeared with my dog tag, my cultivation was also completed, so I embarked on the road to find it." ”
"After coming down from Mount Emei, I went around in the real world and never found any information about Xiong Dabao. But I stumbled upon a fact. ”
"What facts?" asked Wu Yingying, blinking her big watery eyes and looking curious.
"I found out that I wasn't a wolf king, not even a wolf, just a dog that always looked like a wolf, and what was it called a husky. And I also learned that this dog named Husky, very two, loves to tear down the house. The dog philosophical tone rarely revealed a hint of helplessness, and his eyes were full of grievances.
Looking at this scene, Lin Leyu said that he understood very much, because he could imagine the mood of the dog philosophy at that time, with a lot of enthusiasm, he wanted to become a wolf king, but in the end he found that it was just a fake and shoddy product, which was uncomfortable for anyone, and the dog philosophy was so calm, it was already very good.
It's not good to be uncomfortable, and understanding is to understand, but Lin Leyu still couldn't suppress the joy in his heart, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching up, and he almost laughed.
"What's wrong with your mouth?" Dog Philosophy asked as he looked at Lin Leyu with a hint of danger in his eyes.
'It's okay, it's okay, you go on. Lin Leyu pursed his lips and quickly shook his head.
"It's better if it's okay!" Dog Philosophy retracted his eyes and continued: "Although I became a husky, it wasn't a big problem for me, I could find a picture of the wolf by myself and transform it again!"
In this way, it took me a day to finally find a photo of the wolf king that I was very happy with. So, I studied it seriously and figured it out, but when I started to cultivate, I found that I could no longer metamorphize, and the husky became my last metamorphosis. ”
'Haha......' After the philosophy was finished, Lin Leyu finally couldn't help laughing. At the same time, there were also Wu Yingying and Zhenchun laughing.