Chapter 80: Silly White Sweet
"Isn't that funny?" asked Dog Philosophies, whimsically.
As soon as they heard this, Lin Leyu and the three of them immediately stopped laughing, and their bodies subconsciously shrank back. Because every time this dog is ready to bite, it barks first.
"You'd better not make any noise in the future, or you'll ....." Dog Philosophy glanced at the three of them with sharp eyes, and then continued to tell about its inspirational life.
Lin Leyu and Wu Yingying, the pure chicks nodded like rice, and then pricked up their ears and listened carefully.
"When I found out that I couldn't degenerate, and I could only be a husky in this life, I immediately changed my ideals, since I couldn't be the wolf king, then I would be a cultured and highly intelligent husky. ”
"You're really single-minded!" Lin Leyu sneered in his heart, slightly disdainful of dog philosophy.
The voice of the dog philosophy continued, "So over the years, while looking for the traces of Xiong Dabao, I have traveled to famous mountains and rivers, and by the way, I have started to read your human books, what astronomy, geography, history, famous books, philosophy. ”
"Until a month ago, when I was on the beach in Hawaii, blowing the sea breeze, reading Martin Heidegger's "Being and Time", I suddenly sensed the breath of dog tags, and then followed this breath to find you, I thought it was Xiong Dabao appeared, but I didn't expect it to be you!"
At this point, Dog Philosophy shook his head slightly disappointed.
Lin Leyu, who was about to laugh, shook his head when he saw the dog's disappointment, and the inexplicable emotion in his eyes.
Suddenly, a complex emotion surged into his heart, and his mind came to his mind for the past twenty-six years.
After graduating from college and joining the company, I began to work day and night, with endless shifts and endless projects, and I didn't make much money!
Not to mention that he has traveled to famous mountains and rivers, oceans and beaches, and even the stinky water river next to his residence, he has not been to it a few times.
And what's even more unfortunate is that because of his curiosity, he inexplicably embarked on a path of cultivating immortals. Then on this road, he is like a decaying god possessed, how unlucky he is.
"Alas, people always think that they are in charge of life, but in fact they have been played with by life. ”
The more I think about it, the more uncomfortable Lin Leyu's heart is, and I can't help but feel the urge to cry, this is a typical life that is not as good as a dog series!
After talking about his own experience, Dog Philosophy subconsciously waited for Lin Leyu to refute his words, but after waiting for a long time, he found that Lin Leyu not only did not speak, but his eyes were a little moist.
"What the hell, this thing is moved?"
"I didn't say anything!"
"Well.... , it is estimated that he has read too little and has no culture, and he has not seen much of the world. It seems that I will remind him, otherwise it will be a shame to take him out in the future. ”
The dog's eyes rolled, he made a decision in his heart, and then stretched out his paw and knocked it in front of Lin Leyu.
Lin Leyu, who was feeling uncomfortable, heard the voice, his eyelids raised slightly, and he asked weakly, "What's the matter?"
"You should read more books and go out for a walk so that your IQ can improve. Otherwise, with your current situation, it will be difficult to survive in the cultivation realm. ”
"Isn't there a word in the human world to describe people like you, what are you called stupid ......?"
"Oh... , by the way, silly Bai Tian! The cultivation realm doesn't believe in silly Bai Tian!" Dog Philosophy Dog Paw pressed slightly, and said very firmly.
Lin Leyu, who was in a sad mood, was even more uncomfortable when he heard this, and couldn't help but curse in his heart, "The dog really doesn't have anything good to say! You are stupid Bai Tian, and the whole family is stupid Bai Tian!"
After scolding for a while, he felt a lot, and although his teeth itched to hate the dog philosophy, he couldn't show it. Who knows what the dog will do when he knows that he scolds him.
At this moment, Lin Leyu suddenly wanted to drink, get drunk, and then go back to the room to sleep well, and forget all these today. When I wake up tomorrow morning, I will go to work happily.
As soon as he said it, he immediately turned his head to look at Wu Yingying and said, "Yingying, go and bring all the wine in the refrigerator." ”
"Oh...... Okay!" Wu Yingying nodded very obediently, then stood up and walked towards the refrigerator. I just walked over with a lot of wine.
Lin Leyu didn't say a word, took a can of beer, and drank it with a dum.
In this way, in the following time, Lin Leyu didn't say a word, and mechanically drank wine one can after another, until his eyes were dilated, his body shook a few times, and he fell asleep on the sofa.
Looking at Lin Leyu's appearance, Dog Philosophy shook slightly, then jumped off the sofa and said to Wu Yingying and Zhenchun: "You two clean up, I'm going to rest." ”
After speaking, it wagged its tail like a python and walked towards Lin Leyu's room.
Leaving Wu Yingying and Zhenchun looking at each other. After a while, the two of them stood up and began to clean up the leftovers on the table.
After cleaning up thoroughly, Wu Yingying and Zhenchun returned to the living room, straightened the sleeping Lin Leyu, and then covered a blanket, Wu Yingying walked to her room, and Zhenchun came to the balcony, sat down cross-legged, and began to spit out and cultivate immortals.
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At this time, in Lin Leyu's room, Dog Philosophy was lying on the bed, stroking the dog tag on his neck, while looking at the night sky outside the window and muttering: "You asked Xiong Dabao to choose him? Are you sure it's him? My memory is too vague to see clearly." ”
After muttering, Dog Philosophy looked down at Dog Tag, and Dog Tag seemed to understand Dog Philosophie's question, and the originally dim surface was flooded with a layer of colorful light, which flickered a few times.
Looking at the colorful halo, Dog Philosophy smiled slightly, then stretched out, lay on the bed, and closed his eyes.
At the same time, the hair on its body stood up like a needle, and streams of spiritual power flowed on it.
At this point, the whole house has returned to its former tranquility.
And so it went on for about two hours. The door of Wu Yingying's room suddenly opened a crack, and then I saw Wu Yingying's head sticking out of the crack.
"They should all have entered a state of deep cultivation!" Wu Yingying pursed her red lips, like a little hamster coming out to forage, looking left and right vigilantly.
It wasn't until she was sure that there was no movement from the dog philosophy next door and the innocence on the balcony that she pushed open the door and rushed to Lin Leyu's side with a cloud of thunder.
Then he grabbed the blanket on Lin Leyu's body, rolled it up, rolled up Lin Leyu's whole person, and then rushed into the room with him.
This scene happened to be seen by Zhenchun, who was aware of the movement and turned his head, but Zhenchun didn't seem to care, just glanced at it, and turned his head to continue cultivating.
Because of this, it doesn't matter to him anymore, Lin Leyu and Wuwu Yingying are both young people, and it is normal for young people to be impulsive.
Besides, he is now under the fence, and even if he sees some things, he has to treat them as if he didn't see them.
Although Zhenchun doesn't care, some people do. Just half an hour after Wu Yingying carried Lin Leyu into the room, on the Longyin Peak of the Zhengyi Sect in the realm, Dao Yi Zhenjun was closing his eyes and cultivating.
At this moment, suddenly a crystal clear jade hand stretched out from the void and slapped Daoyi Zhenjun's face fiercely.
Then the jade hand broke up and turned into a woman, this woman was dignified and elegant, extremely beautiful, and her appearance was four or five points similar to that of Wu Yingying.
"Mingyue, why are you beating me?" Dao Yizhenjun, who was slapped in the face, changed his domineering appearance in the past, looked at the woman in front of him, and asked with some grievances.
The beautiful woman in front of him was his wife, Wu Yingying's mother, Yun Mingyue.
"It's you who hit! Half of Yingying's talisman is gone, and you are still cultivating here! Yun Mingyue roared with an angry face.
"No, no, how could I care if my daughter lives or dies, the Yingying life talisman disappeared, not because she was in danger, but because she took half of it herself and gave it to Lin Leyu's kid. Daoyi Zhenjun immediately explained.
Hearing the first half of Daoyi's words, the anger on Yun Mingyue's face was mostly reduced. Her cultivation is not as good as her husband's, she can only sense whether the natal talisman is complete, but she can't see the original appearance of things through the talisman, so she doesn't know what happened to her daughter's side, and now she is relieved to hear that her daughter's talisman disappeared not because of danger.
But before her heart was stable, she was hooked by the second half of Daoyi's sentence.
"My daughter actually took out half of her life talisman and gave it to the kid surnamed Lin!"
Suddenly, the anger on Yun Mingyue's face resurfaced, even worse than before. A fiery force erupted from her body, and at the same time, she reached out and grabbed the void, and then a long sword that emitted a thick fire appeared in her hand, and then her figure burst out.