Chapter 5: The Last Fool Part I
Looking at the soldiers who were sleeping deeply on the small bed, Zheng Yan suddenly felt that she was particularly derelict in her duties and failed to fulfill her responsibilities as guardians, because everything was her assistant, the soldier educated by the robot Forrest Gump.
"Forrest Gump, do you think we should hold a celebration party for the soldiers, invite other children to come to dinner, and have a lively time. ”
Zheng Yanmei thought about it, because the soldiers are very pure races and enjoy a lot of privileges, the Yafo Empire has invested a lot in Zheng Hongbin's body, holding a celebration party, and spending some star coins in the shelter, which is really very meaningful.
"Report to the chief, Forrest Gump strongly opposes and resolutely disagrees, your proposal!"
"Just kidding! Do you want to scare the other children to death! When the time comes, all the children will not play with the soldiers, and it will hurt the soldiers' self-esteem, and you will cry and coax you?"
Forrest Gump thought in his heart, for the first time, for the sake of the soldiers, not to be wronged, he directly talked back to the commander, disobeyed the commander, and his attitude was very resolute.
"Hey, what a pity!"
Originally, he wanted to compensate the soldiers, but when he heard Forrest Gump's opposition, Zheng Yan immediately came to his senses and immediately gave up the idea of a celebration.
As for how soldiers will come into contact with normal humans in the future, that's a matter for other teachers, Zheng Yan and Forrest Gump both think so in their hearts, we are just the most basic nursery class here.
After the soldiers slept, Zheng Yan began to review the title exam again, if there is so much time to study, and then you can't pass the exam, then you can only rely on time and qualifications.
The robot Forrest Gump also started his own work, that is, to analyze the history of the earth and China more than 10,000 years ago.
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"Soldiers, is the meat delicious? Is it fragrant? Forrest Gump made it himself. ”
"Mmmmmm
The soldier grabbed a rotten lump of meat with both hands, not afraid of being hot at all, and savagely stuffed it directly into his mouth, while asking while eating.
"There is no wine, wine can only be drunk by adults, and soldiers can only drink when they grow up. ”
Zheng Yan hurriedly replied, this was the first time Zheng Yan had educated Zheng Hongbin. After finishing speaking, he glanced back at Forrest Gump, just worried that Forrest Gump would dismantle the stage and talk nonsense.
"Sister Ensign, Forrest Gump didn't say that children can't drink. ”
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More than a year has passed in the blink of an eye, and the soldiers have grown taller again, and they are still fat and dundun, but their strength is greater and their knowledge is richer than before.
Zheng Yan also successfully passed the title exam in this year, was promoted to the rank of lieutenant, and changed his single apartment to a bigger house.
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In this year's time, the robot Forrest Gump has consulted a lot of information, just to verify the authenticity of internal strength, this in-depth and systematic research, and really found incredible things.
Aliens have already visited the earth, this is not uncommon, as for why the aliens did not do anything to the humans on the earth? Forrest Gump also calculated, that is, the level of the earthlings is higher than that of the aliens.
The Milky Way galaxy is located in a remote area, in this starry sky, the aliens who live, although the technology is more advanced than the earth, but their own bloodlines, are not pure, their own shapes are very different, although they all belong to a kind of human beings, but they belong to the hybrid lower human beings.
In the area controlled by the Yafo Empire, these low-level aliens are worried that they will provoke the punishment of the Yafo Empire after bullying the earthlings.
Where did those mythical characters in the ancient legends of the earth come from? Where did they end up and where they ended up? These are still mysteries! Because at that time, the primitive humans on the earth, with that level of intelligence, could not have made up such beautiful myths.
There are also Zhou Yi, Bagua, Tao Te Ching and other regrettable masterpieces, which have been circulated to this day, many Chinese people, so far, can not study and understand, the meaning of which can be seen profound and difficult to understand. Were the earthlings who were in the feudal society at that time smarter than the earthlings who were tens of thousands of years later? Were these regrettable masterpieces really compiled by them?
What's even stranger is that the purebred humans on Earth, why do they only appear on Earth? and not on other biological planets.
The robot Forrest Gump really doesn't believe it and can't figure it out. After the study of Chinese history was over, the robot Forrest Gump had no way to confirm the existence of powerful martial arts.
"Well, could it be that among these god-level novel authors, there are also reincarnations. ”
Forrest Gump suddenly remembered something? Because before the migration to the earth, there were many people who claimed to be reincarnated, but unfortunately Forrest Gump could not confirm whether these reincarnated people really existed.
"Hey, no matter, just pick the simplest realm and fool the soldiers!"
A year after Forrest Gump practiced Taijiquan in Zheng Hongbin, he was ready for the martial arts realm that Zheng Hongbin would practice in the future, of course, if Zheng Hongbin forgot and didn't come to Forrest Gump to ask for these realms, then Forrest Gump would have never written these things. Be prepared, this is the smart robot Forrest Gump.
I wanted to find the real martial arts cheats, but Forrest Gump didn't find any of them, and too much time had passed. Forrest Gump, who has no choice, in order not to make the soldiers sad in the future, and for his own unchanging tall image in the future, Forrest Gump shamelessly regarded the fantasy novels written by others more than 10,000 years ago as the history of China, copied the fantasy martial arts above, edited them into a book, and collected them for future use.
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"Well, this soldier who should be spanked dares to tamper with the Tai Chi method, is the current Tai Chi still taught by Master Forrest Gump?"
Forrest Gump said unhappily, because of the current Tai Chi, the movements have changed a lot, and the tricks have become sixty-three moves.
This year's practice, Zheng Hongbin is already very familiar with this set of Taijiquan methods, 8864 moves of Taijiquan, has already changed its appearance. Because in many places, boxing is not smooth, Zheng Hongbin has automatically made fine-tuning in the state of taking photos, changed the boxing route, made the boxing smooth and mellow, and the cultivation is particularly comfortable.
These 8864 Taijiquan methods have long been reborn now, and they are not the Taijiquan methods in the park before.
As for the martial arts of the Yafo Empire, Zheng Hongbin only learned it, and did not develop and study it in depth, because Zheng Hongbin had been fascinated by the authentic Tai Chi method of the Wudang School, and he was dizzy, and if he didn't understand it, he would definitely not stop.
When Zheng Hongbin was playing Tai Chi, Forrest Gump sat on the side, watching silently, recording some subtle changes when the soldiers were boxing.
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Another year has passed, Zheng Yan is in love, and now Zheng Yan is no longer coming to the shelter early, she is pinching and going to work on time.
Zheng Hongbin still boxed, ate, and slept as always, and he never left the building of the military shelter once, just from this, it can be seen how serious Zheng Hongbin's martial arts idiocy is. For a diligent child like Zheng Hongbin, if there is no breakthrough in martial arts, it will be really intolerable.
"I'm really angry with Forrest Gump, and now Tai Chi has become sixty-two moves. ”
Forrest Gump, the original of Wudang School Taijiquan, muttered a little unhappily.
This year, Zheng Hongbin's biological parents had a new idea and came to the obstetrics and gynecology department of the Municipal Hospital of Yongyao City again.
"Doctor Zhang, do you know where the purple-black child you delivered is now?"
"Oh, it's you! Don't you want it? Send it to the military shelter. ”
That purple-black child, Dr. Zhang really remembers it vividly, and he can say it casually.
In the lobby of the information desk in the military asylum building, a couple waited for the results of their inquiries with a rough ride.
"We don't have the purple-black child you are looking for here, you look at the light brain, you can't find this person!"
"But our children are really with you! ”
In the director's office, a woman in a major's military uniform already understood the couple's intentions.
"The child you are looking for, we don't have it here, if it is the child we collected, it may not be in Mercury anymore, or you go to the planet Kara and look for it again!"
The director of the major was talking nonsense, and he didn't blush at all.
"Zheng Hongbin, that is the treasure of the Yafo Empire, he is a very pure human race, and he looks ugly, which is a very normal thing. I want to go back now, it's a dream!"
Zheng Hongbin's situation, the director is often asked, so it is very clear. In just two years, he has already learned six languages, which is a rare talent.
"Planet Kara! Go there, and we'll never come back. ”
The planet Kara is very far away, if you go to the planet Kara, you can only live there, and it is impossible to return to the planet of mercury alive. At the same time, the high cost of stardom is distressing even for capable families.
Human lifespan is limited, and if you want to travel in the starry sky, you need a long lifespan in addition to Star Coins. Since then, Zheng Hongbin's parents, under the deception of the major director, have completely lost contact with Zheng Hongbin.