Chapter 4: Martial Idiot

In the activity room of the shelter, looking at the soldiers who appeared on the first day, Zheng Yan didn't dare to leave again, more than two months have passed, and he hasn't seen Zheng Hongbin awake. As a guardian, he only cares about his own chic life, which is really incompetent, and he must say hello to Zheng Hongbin today and say a few words, otherwise there is really no way to deal with the leader.

At this time, Zheng Hongbin, who was less than a meter away, was playing Tai Chi there in a decent manner, looking very focused, and he didn't care about the extra person around him at all, and looked at himself seriously on the side.

"What's going on? It's only been two months since the soldiers! How did they walk so steadily? Why?" Zheng Yan thought to herself, her eyes looking at Forrest Gump, hoping to get an answer.

"The soldiers are pure-blooded humans, especially pure kinds, and excellence is a must. ”

Forrest Gump just glanced at Zheng Yan, who was surprised, and said casually.

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"Forrest Gump, the soldiers are hungry and need to eat. ”

"Gollum。。。。 ”

The sound of the stomach screaming affected Zheng Hongbin's artistic conception of boxing, and then he stopped the practice of Taijiquan. A nice children's voice, chattering and shouting affectionately to Forrest Gump.

"Uh-huh, let's go with Forrest Gump! Sweet nutrient solution, tube full!"

After Forrest Gump finished speaking kindly, he walked slowly towards the outside of the activity room, without introducing Zheng Yan at all.

"Forrest Gump, it's the best. ”

After the soldier finished happily, he followed Forrest Gump and left.

Fluent in standard Chinese, Zheng Yan was stunned, two-month-old child, is this possible?

"Oh, don't treat the second lieutenant as a commander!"

Zheng Yan exclaimed, only to find that the soldiers were no longer visible, and immediately chased out in surprise.

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"Second Lieutenant Zheng Yan, can you get meat?

Zheng Hongbin, who drank the nutrient solution, at this time, remembered the heroic scene that Forrest Gump said about eating meat and drinking wine. Zheng Hongbin still doesn't understand the concept of wine, but the fragrant meat is really greedy when he says it.

"Forrest Gump, can soldiers eat meat?"

But there is a ration, there is an application, and there is no meat ration for a two-month-old child.

"Others can't, soldiers can, you can apply for him!

Forrest Gump calculated for a while before saying to Zheng Yan.

"Bingbing, the second lieutenant is going to apply for meat for you, are you happy?"

"Is there really, fragrant meat?"

"As long as the soldiers want to eat, then there must be!"

"Thank you, sister ensign!"

Listening to the happy cries of the soldiers, Zheng Yan suddenly felt very awkward, she was really a little unaccustomed, and it seemed that the title of sister should have a deeper title.

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The robot Forrest Gump has a great history, to say that Forrest Gump's lifespan is more than 10,000 years, why do you say that? Because Forrest Gump is an intelligent program brought out by an earth immigrant more than 10,000 years ago, when the earth immigrated, it is because of this Chinese immigrant who likes to read novels that there is the current Forrest Gump. Forrest Gump's robot body has been changed several times, but the intelligent system has always been an intelligent program in the past, and Forrest Gump has silently evolved to today.

"Forrest Gump, please, the soldiers have to learn to descend the dragon eighteen palms, woo... Forrest Gump is a bad guy! ”

Looking at the little soldier, holding his metal legs, the one who cried was sad! Forrest Gump was also not very comfortable, and his mood was a little gloomy. It seems that I can't talk about "Devouring the Starry Sky" anymore in the future, and then let myself teach the exercises to form the universe, so what can I do?

"Bingbing, Forrest Gump promised to teach you, but you can't learn either!"

Forrest Gump is still perfunctory as a child, but he has already started a plan in his heart to teach the soldiers the common language of the Yafo Empire, because the martial arts of the Yafo Empire are relatively real and visible, and Forrest Gump can teach the soldiers.

"Why can't you learn it, soldiers are so smart, they can definitely learn it。。。。。! Forrest Gump。。。。。 ”

When the soldier finished speaking loudly and dissatisfied, he began to weep again, and the tears flowed like a stream.

"If you don't teach the soldiers to descend the dragon and eighteen palms today, it will definitely not work, if you want to fool the smart soldiers, there is really no door!"

The helpless robot Forrest Gump thought sadly.

"Internal strength, by the way, soldiers, do you know how to do internal strength? Eighteen palms of dragon descending without internal strength, that is a showcase, no power, do you know?"

"Forrest Gump, then you can teach internal skills! Once the soldiers have learned it, won't they be able to use the dragon with regrets?"

Seeing that the soldiers stopped crying, they excitedly put on a posture, playing their own eighteen palms of dragon descending, and their small mouths were blowing "whirring", imitating the strong wind of internal qi.

Forrest Gump knew that he had to come up with a martial art today, otherwise he wouldn't want to get by. But the internal strength in the novel is to sit cross-legged, luck dantian, luck into the meridians, and then luck in the palm of the hand, and finally hit the target with force.

But can the meridians of the human body really run the true qi? Forrest Gump didn't believe it at all, and all the true qi talked about in the novel was a deception. Because Forrest Gump has studied the meridians of the human body, and that meridian is thinner than the capillaries in the human body, and it is absolutely unscientific to open up the meridians and want to run the true qi in it

Impossible things.

This is also the fundamental reason for the decline of traditional Chinese martial arts, because in Forrest Gump's memory, there is no one who can have magical internal strength. The main reason is that the meridians in the body are so thin that it is impossible for qi to move in it, let alone the true qi running in the meridians, which suddenly erupts and hurts people.

Therefore, the unreliable method of teaching soldiers to sink their qi into the dantian and meditate and cultivate internal strength can never be taught to soldiers. The method of meditating and cultivating internal strength will definitely give his little treasure to the training body, and as a result, Forrest Gump who fools the soldiers will definitely not be happy.

Many of the people in the park are practicing this kind of boxing method, and no one has ever cultivated their internal qi, let alone practiced Taijiquan and damaged their own bodies. The reputation of Taijiquan, among the Chinese people, is very good, it is a health boxing method, and it has been inherited for more than 10,000 years. Forrest Gump has a record of playing Tai Chi, this peaceful Tai Chi method, but it can fool young soldiers, and it can be taught to soldiers to practice and strengthen their bodies. ”

In the novel, it is said that Zhang Sanfeng, the ancestor of Wudang, is playing Tai Chi and increasing his internal strength, and I don't know if it's true? ”

Forrest Gump was concentrating on thinking, peerless martial arts, and a sad cry came over again.

"Woo。。。。。 Forrest Gump Badass。。。。 Whining..... ”

"Oh yes, little ancestor! You don't even give Forrest Gump time to think about it! Forrest Gump will teach you now, the peerless martial arts of the world!"

Forrest Gump is really helpless! If he doesn't teach the method of cultivating internal qi, the soldiers will cry so much, and they really feel sorry for the dead. In a hurry, Forrest Gump didn't care, so he could only teach the green pollution-free Taijiquan that he thought of in a hurry to the soldiers who didn't know anything.

"Master Forrest Gump, the peerless martial arts of teaching soldiers, but the Wudang School Taijiquan that dominated the side back then, this is an internal boxing method that is static in movement and movement in stillness. When Taijiquan is cultivated to a very high and profound realm, yin and yang can be intertwined, there is yin in yang, and there is yang in yin. But what is the specific power of true qi? Forrest Gump didn't know, because Forrest Gump was a robot and had never practiced Taijiquan, but he only knew the method of Taijiquan cultivation. ”

This time, Forrest Gump learned wisely, and the responsibility was completely wiped out, as for the soldiers practicing Taijiquan, whether they can refine their internal qi, it doesn't matter, in short, as long as the soldiers don't cry today, everything will be fine.

Forrest Gump didn't know anything about Taijiquan, he was completely improvised, and he was fooling the young Zheng Hongbin. But Zheng Hongbin didn't find out that the big liar Forrest Gump was fooling himself, he was completely obsessed with it, full of interest, and couldn't extricate himself.

"If you practice internal qi in the future, it is good for Forrest Gump to teach. If you can't practice internal qi, then you must not practice to your home, continue to practice, in short, don't bother Forrest Gump anymore, anyway, practicing the authentic Tai Chi of the Wudang School is only good for the body, there is no harm, but you can practice hard!"

This is the idea of the robot Forrest Gump, and he didn't think about it at all, and the impact on the soldier's future life is too lacking in morality.

The Taijiquan of the Wudang School, that is the ancestor Forrest Gump, personally taught, as for the movements of Taijiquan, the rules are not standardized, right, it doesn't matter, but these eight eight sixty-four moves, the park Taijiquan method, is not bad to teach all the tricks.

The three words Wudang faction were also added by Forrest Gump at zero hour in order to fool the soldiers of February, and as for the Taijiquan of the soldiers, which school and which school it is? Forrest Gump didn't know at all.

This is the robot Forrest Gump, the enlightenment education of Zheng Hongbin, which has influenced Zheng Hongbin's life.

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After waking up again and eating the nutrient solution, the soldiers obediently sat next to Master Forrest Gump, waiting for Forrest Gump to continue to tell wonderful legends.

"Bingbing, from today onwards, we must stop describing the realm of martial arts, it is a taboo for cultivators to be ambitious, Forrest Gump can't go any further, really! It's all for your good. ”

Forrest Gump was really scared, the soldiers cried, that ruthlessness was too powerful, and it was really difficult to create a martial art in a short period of time. Therefore, the description of the realm of martial arts, as well as the novel of flying away from the sky, Forrest Gump, who eats a trench and grows wise, is resolutely not to talk about it.

"Really? The soldier didn't listen. ”

The soldiers are very well-behaved, not making trouble at all, although I don't know the meaning of being ambitious, but the internal qi has not yet been cultivated, so we can't be in a hurry, and when the internal qi is practiced, it is not too late to learn.

"Bingbing, today I will teach you the common language of the Yafo Empire。。。。。 ”

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Zheng Hongbin, who was full of food every day, began to practice Tai Chi after listening to Forrest Gump's lecture. Zheng Hongbin is different from others who play Tai Chi, as long as he starts boxing, he forgets everything around him, and he can immediately enter the legendary realm of entering the light, and then he will not be hungry "Gurgling" screaming, that is to never stop boxing. [Ichizhao is the meaning of a high degree of mental concentration, in the state of Ichizhao, practice Taijiquan, not affected by the outside world. 】

"Hey, martial idiot!"

Forrest Gump, who has a long life, sighed and said the two words in his heart, and he didn't know if what he did was right or wrong?