Chapter Twenty-Three: Chick, Laugh One
It didn't take long for Xiao Pingtou to know the details of Xiao Yinjian, and Xiao Yinjian also learned that Xiao Pingtou's name was Lin Shaoping, who was one year younger than him. Lin Shaoping was originally an orphan who was adopted by an eccentric old man since he was a child. The old man claimed to be Lao Lin, and he taught him all kinds of martial arts skills since he was a child, and he didn't relax for a day until the old man braided his hair three years ago.
Lin Shaoping is martial by nature, and when Lao Lin is there, he can still fight with him for fun, but when Lao Lin returns to the West, he feels bored, so like Xiao Yinjian, he eats overlord meals everywhere, prostitutes, and prostitutes, causing trouble, and fights countless big and small fights, however, Lin Shaoping also has more and more troubles like Xiao Yinjian, that is, the opponent is too weak.
Just like the gang of thieves at the station just now, they are simply a rabble, even if Lin Shaoping closes his eyes and ties his hands and feet, he can still win them, this kind of fight, to be honest, it is not much fun to fight, it can only be used as a boring time to relieve boredom. For this reason, Lin Shaoping was very troubled.
However, on a recent occasion, Lin Shaoping accidentally discovered a secret.
On that occasion, Lin Shaoping downloaded some wacky software on the Internet for fun, including an "automatic word crosser" that is said to automatically generate poems and embed people's names in them. Lin Shaoping gave it a try, and it was really magical, the first word written by the poetry machine was quite smooth, including a sentence "Lin Shaoping stepped on the snow at night", Lin Shaoping accidentally found that the sentence could also be read backwards, that is, "Come to the night and the snow will step on Shaolin".
"Hey, yes, isn't my name Ping Shaolin read upside down?" Lin Shaoping suddenly became happy: "Could it be that Lao Lin intends to give me this name?"
"Lao Lin, Lao Lin...... Lin Shaoping said silently in his heart, and suddenly found that Lao Lin was not Shaolin? He named himself Lin Shaoping at that time, could it be ...... Lin Shaoping thought about it again, the martial arts that Lao Lin taught him were also full of names such as the Vajra Fu Wand Method, Wei Tuo Fist, etc., so could it be that Lao Lin is the descendant of Shaolin?
Thinking that he might also be a world-famous Shaolin heir, especially thinking that he might have countless brothers and sisters to accompany him to practice his moves, Lin Shaoping was simply enthusiastic, and immediately packed up his bags and embarked on the road to Shaolin without hesitation.
Today, Lin Shaoping transferred trains in Yinzhou, but he met such a living treasure as Xiao Yinjian. Knowing that Xiao Yinjian's destination was also Shaolin, Lin Shaoping seemed more enthusiastic, and greeted Xiao Yinjian for a drink.
After being full, Lin Shaoping asked, "Brother Xiao, are you done?"
"I'm done. ”
Lin Shaoping asked again: "Brother Xiao, are you really durable?"
Xiao Yinjian nodded: "Ordinary people can't hurt me, what's wrong?"
Lin Shaoping smiled weirdly, picked up an empty wine bottle on the table, and knocked on Xiao Yinjian's head.
The glass bottle was shattered, and the glasses of the food stall owner were also shattered, he was smiling and watching Xiao Yinjian and the two brothers drinking and chatting, but he didn't expect the two to turn their faces when they said that they would turn their faces, and they started fighting without warning.
"What are you doing?" asked Xiao Yinjian puzzled. was raided, Xiao Yinjian was not angry, but it was a little strange, even if Lin Shaoping liked to fight, there was no need to be so anxious.
"Hehe, it's convenient to eat the overlord meal after a fight. Lin Shaoping said in a low voice.
"Do you want to eat this kind of overlord meal too?" Xiao Yinjian glared, pointed at the boss and said: "People are also small businesses, life may not be easy, why should we rely on his account? Besides, do you see that boss, does he seem to be a person with combat effectiveness? Is it interesting to fight him?"
Lin Shaoping suddenly blushed a little, and said in a low voice: "Brother Xiao, I don't want to fight with the boss, I have no money to settle the bill, and I didn't bring a penny when I went out this time." ”
"Damn, you're strong enough, you've robbed all the way, right?" Xiao Yinjian took out a few hundred-yuan bills, threw them on the table, and shouted, "Boss, don't look for it." ”
"Big brother is so rich. Lin Shaoping praised it, but he didn't seem envious, anyway, people like him eat, drink, prostitute and gamble and never pay the bills, and money is meaningless to him.
"That's because Lao Tzu robs the rich. Xiao Yin Kendao.
Coming out of the food stall, Xiao Yinjian's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed ahead and said, "Look, look at that person!"
"That's good, it's really good!" Lin Shaoping's eyes also lit up, and he praised repeatedly: "Big chest, thin waist, long legs, and even more beautiful face, really a beauty! Brother Xiao has good eyesight!"
"you, what's that woman's business with us?" Xiao Yinjian also noticed the beautiful woman at this time, and couldn't help but scold, and then said, "Have you seen the bodyguard behind her?"
"Bodyguard?" Lin Shaoping took a closer look, and his face became solemn. After distracting his gaze from the beauty, he also found that the beauty was snuggling tightly against an old man who looked like an upstart, and behind them, a man with a strong appearance, who was obviously the bodyguard of the two. From Lin Shaoping's eyes, it is not difficult to find that the bodyguard's figure and bearing are undoubtedly a master, at least a master worthy of a dozen.
"See? That's the one to cause trouble. Xiao Yinjian said.
Lin Shaoping was a little unconvinced, and retorted: "Should a rich man be bullied? How do you know that he is not earning hard-earned money? Moreover, he has such a powerful bodyguard, maybe he did not pay to invite him, but did a great favor to others, and people deliberately dedicated himself?"
"Hmph, look at how old he is? How old are the girls around him? What kind of good thing can this kind of old cow eat tender grass and even have bodyguards with pickle girls?" Xiao Yinjian pouted.
"Maybe they're father and daughter. Lin Shaoping continued to use his brains to refute.
"Damn, do you really think we're a charity?" Xiao Yinjian scolded: "Grandma's, Lao Tzu felt that he was almost inseparable and went to cause trouble, did he really go to check his ancestors for eighteen generations, and proved that all the roots were not right and the seedlings were not red, so he went to find trouble with others? Lao Tzu is a hooligan, not a Bodhisattva!"
"That's right, that's right!" Lin Shaoping nodded, Xiao Yinjian's words were very much in line with his appetite.
"Let's go, let's go. Xiao Yinjian greeted, walked up to the beauty first, held up the beauty's chin very frivolously, and said with a lewd smile: "Little girl, come, give the uncle a smile!"