Chapter 22: It's cool to be robbed
Glancing left and right, Xiao Yinjian, with his rich experience in finding and drawing, immediately discovered the accomplices of several thieves around.
Yes, yes, if there are more people, you will be bold, and it is not difficult to be beaten this time. Xiao Yinjian was suddenly happy in his heart. He was not in a hurry to catch the thief, and when the wallet arrived in their hands, it would be unclear at that time, it would be a trouble for other victims, but for Xiao Yinjian, it was just a good reason for him to find trouble.
"Oh, thief, Hugh is rampant!
Seeing that his wallet had been changed hands by the thief, Xiao Yinjian held back a long time and was about to exit, but he was unexpectedly snatched first. Missing a chance to be in the limelight, Xiao Yinjian was greatly depressed, turned his head to look, and saw that it was a young man in his twenties, dressed in sportswear, with a small flat head, and he looked extremely energetic.
"Boy, don't meddle with things!" the two said in unison to Xiao Pingtou.
The one who said this was naturally the thief, and the other was Xiao Yinjian, who was the victim.
Perhaps it was the first time he saw the victim and himself breathe out of one nostril, and the thief couldn't help but look at Xiao Yinjian a few more times. And the little flat head was even more surprised, like Xiao Yinjian, he is also a master who likes to find trouble and come out of the way, he has done a lot of righteous and courageous things, and he has also seen a lot of cowardly victims, but he has spoken out to stop himself from fighting unevenly, and it is also a lesson in tone, Xiao Pingtou is indeed the first time to encounter it.
If it were someone else, he would have turned around and left now, and he wouldn't care about it anymore, but the little flat-headed **** and Xiao Yinjian had a fight, and he didn't hear it, and still stood in front of Xiao Yinjian with a righteous attitude, and said to the thief seriously: "The great revolutionary leader Chairman Mao taught us that if we know our mistakes, we will change them, and we will be good! Here, hand over your wallet!"
"What if you don't?"
It was not the thief who asked this, but Xiao Yinjian, who was listening with great interest on the side.
"If he doesn't pay it, I will do the right thing for heaven and punish him on behalf of the moon!"
"You dare!"
"Why don't I dare?"
"You dare to try?" Xiao Yinjian grabbed his sleeve.
"******, I'm still afraid that you won't succeed?" Xiao Pingtou also took off his coat, revealing his upper body full of muscles.
Hearing only the sound of "bang!", Xiao Yinjian's fist hit Xiao Pingtou's shoulder, shouting, "I want you to be nosy!"
Not to be outdone, Xiao Pingtou shot back at Xiao Yinjian and shouted: "Everyone is responsible for doing the right thing for heaven!"
Suddenly, the two crackled.
At this time, whether it was the thief in a dream, his accomplices, or the bystanders around them, they were all dumbfounded, and they all asked in their hearts: What is the truth of this world?
Now the matter is obvious, everyone has seen that Xiao Yinjian was stolen, Xiao Pingtou came out to fight unevenly, this kind of thing is not uncommon, and the victim is timid and afraid, he does not dare to speak out, and he does not even dare to cooperate with the arrest of the thief, there are not a few, however, this time the victim seems to be a guy who is afraid of things?
On the one hand, the victim protects the interests of the thief, and is extremely arrogant, and starts to fight if he disagrees, and on the other hand, he is extremely lowly, and when he encounters such a victim, he must insist on coming out. And two once-in-a-lifetime weirdos come together, the victim and the righteous and brave are in full swing, while the real thief is leisurely watching the show.
It's also strange that the thief has a low eye, if he changes to the dead ghost Huilun here, he will definitely be able to find that Xiao Yinjian and Xiao Pingtou are pure nonsense, the two of them have not used their real skills at all, and they can't even fight. Sure enough, when the thief was about to leave, Xiao Yinjian and Xiao Pingtou stopped together, and rushed towards him in unison, shouting loudly: "The thief is leaving!"
Moreover, the moves of these two people are indistinguishable ****, Xiao Yinjian put his hands half-bent in the shape of dragon claws, straight into the left and right chests of the thief, and the small flat head is a back swing with one hand, and the other hand comes a "monkey fishing for the moon", attacking the third point of the thief.
Accustomed to being a thief, that guy reacted quickly, and his skills were not unagile, but unfortunately the two who attacked him were not ordinary people, and he didn't escape at all at three o'clock, and he was pinched solidly.
"What are you doing? Beat people in the street? Is there no royal law?" Several of the thief's accomplices leaned over and surrounded the scene.
"Half for one person!" Xiao Pingtou hurriedly shouted.
"Okay, one and a half. Xiao Yinjian nodded.
At that moment, Xiao Pingtou was like a tiger entering a flock, kicking left and right, beating this group of thieves to the point that people were overturned, getting up and knocking down, knocking down and getting up again, so repeatedly tossed many times, until those people saw that the signs were wrong, and they all obediently lay on the ground without moving, Xiao Pingtou licked his lips and said with a smile: "It's cool today." ”
Looking at Xiao Yinjian's side again, the situation was just the opposite, a group of people surrounded Xiao Yinjian and kicked him left and right, beating him so that he turned on his back, got up and knocked down, knocked down and got up again.
"It's not cool, but it's better than nothing. Xiao Yinjian was also in a good mood, happily beating each other, and at the same time silently using Xuangong, the so-called sparrows are meat even if they are small, and it is always beneficial to practice more.
"Hey, okay, don't toss anymore, let's get some wine. Xiao Ping saw at a glance that Xiao Yinjian was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger to play tricks, so he shouted impatiently.
Tired of being beaten by this kind of weak blow, Xiao Yinjian nodded and responded: "It's okay, these people will also be left to you to solve, Lao Tzu is too lazy to do it." ”
Xiao Pingtou was polite, and immediately jumped over, and put these people over with three punches and two kicks.
"Let's go, buddy, let's get some wine. Xiao Pingtou took out Xiao Yinjian's wallet from a gangster's pocket and handed it over.
"Okay, let's go. Xiao Yinjian took the wallet, didn't ask much, and followed Xiao Pingtou out of the ticket hall. Although I don't know the origin of Xiao Pingtou, but watching him act, Xiao Yinjian feels that he has a very good appetite for himself, just like his general ****, and it is the same for Xiao Pingtou, he is so big, Xiao Yinjian is definitely his only bosom friend, the two can be said to be obscene and like-minded, and they are familiar at first sight.
Walking to the food stall next to the station, the two sat down very temperamentally. After a few bottles of beer, the two sluts sighed in unison: "It's so cool to be robbed!"