"What does that mean, boy?" the priest wondered.

"I want to be a priest too!" Xiao Yinjian said with his head held high.

The priest was delighted and said with a smile: "Why, son, why do you want to be a priest?"

"Why?****** I don't want to think about it, the name of the priest alone is majestic enough, in English, it is the same word as the father, no wonder this broken priest can call anyone a child, grandma's, it's really majestic!"

Xiao Yinjian secretly thought in his heart, but said on his lips: "I want to sprinkle the glory of the Lord all over the world, and I want everyone to feel the greatness of the Lord, the mercy of the Lord, and the ...... of the Lord."

"Hehe, son, you have a good idea, but ......" the priest smiled and said, "It is not so easy for you to be a priest. ”

"My heart is to God, I believe in Christ, I am pure, I want to give God care to the world with all my heart, is that not enough?" Xiao Yinjian asked.

"Son, it takes ten years for the church to train a qualified priest. "If you want to be a priest, you have to find your parish priest first, and he will help you discern your vocations. The parish priest will recommend you to go to a seminary, which is usually advanced to the seminaries of the diocese, where you will study for a period of time, and then take the entrance examination for the seminary, that is, the seminary, and then study philosophy for two years and then theology for four years. After graduation, after careful consideration, you are still willing to put down the 'fishing net' and follow Christ's words when the apostles heard the Lord's call, 'come, follow me,' and then apply. After passing the examination and receiving the sacraments of divine goods, you will be a qualified priest. ”

Xiao Yinjian's head was big when he heard this, and when the priest finished speaking, he asked, "I am a college student from a prestigious university, do I have to study for so many more years?"

"Son, even if you are a graduate student and want to be a qualified priest, you must go to seminary. The priest replied with a smile.

"A qualified priest?" Xiao Yinjian laughed: "No, no, no, I just want to be a priest, not a qualified priest, I'll be an unqualified priest." ”

The priest almost couldn't believe his ears, and was stunned for a moment before he said slightly angrily: "Son, the sacred position does not allow you to make such a joke. ”

"Okay, okay, I'm not kidding, Father, if I graduate from the Theological Seminary, I should be fine, right?" Xiao Yinjian asked.

"If you can graduate and are still willing to be called by the Lord, you can apply for the exam. The priest said.

"Hehe, Father, I'm actually a graduate, you wait a while, I'll go get my papers. After Xiao Yinjian finished speaking, he turned around and walked out of the church.

After a few circles around London Bridge, Xiao Yinjian passed through Waterloo, James Street Park, Leicester Square and other subway stations, but was depressed to find that there were no advertisements such as "apply for a permit, mobile phone 13xxxxxxxxx" that can be seen everywhere near domestic stations.

In the end, when Xiao Yinjian almost wanted to give up, he accidentally found a phone number in a perverted phone booth. On the streets of the United Kingdom, there are red public telephone booths everywhere, each with two big English abbreviations written on them - BT, in fact, it is the abbreviation of British Telecom, but after Xiao Yinjian saw it, the first thought was perverted, and the second thought was the BT software he often used to download ********** small movies.

Holding a check for 300,000 pounds, Xiao Yinjian made a mistake in the face of this coin-operated phone, and directly stuffed the check into it, Xiao Yinjian was not distressed at all, but even if he was willing to spend the money, the phone would not be able to get through.

However, Xiao Yinjian is not an ordinary person after all, when he came out of the phone booth, he casually stopped a passer-by and said, "Hi, friend, hello." ”

"Hello!" the man replied in a daze, and continued walking.

Xiao Yinjian grabbed him and shouted, "Wait." ”

The man asked, "What's the matter?"

"Robbery. ”

"Robber, you, rob me, here?" the man was visibly frightened, but he was not frightened by the robber's encounter, but by the robber's retarded mind and stupidity.

Xiao Yinjian didn't say a word, and looked at him quietly.

The passer-by smiled and shook his head, only treating Xiao Yinjian as a madman and wanting to bypass him, however, being held by Xiao Yinjian, how could it be so easy to break free?

The man was a little angry and said, "If you don't let go, I'm going to call the police." ”

Xiao Yinjian covered his mouth with one hand, and clasped his two wrists tightly with the other, and said again: "Robbery!"

After struggling desperately for a while, the man looked a little panicked, and his body trembled slightly.

"I'll rob you, do you agree? Xiao Yinjian said.

The man nodded quickly. Xiao Yinjian let go of him immediately, and said again: "Rob!"

Feeling Xiao Yinjian's power that is far superior to ordinary people, this passer-by was also refreshed, took out his wallet and handed it over, and said with a sad face: "That's all I have by my side." ”

Xiao Yinjian opened his wallet and looked at it, frowned, and said, "Is it really gone?"

Looking at Xiao Yinjian's ill-intentioned gaze and his increasingly serious expression, the man trembled and took out a few coins from his pocket, and said carefully: "There are still these changes, there is really nothing else." ”

"That's good!" Xiao Yinjian took out a two-pound coin from his hand, then stuffed the wallet back into his hand, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thanks, man." ”

"You, you're going to rob two pounds?" the man was dumbfounded.

"Do you want me to grab more?" Xiao Yinjian asked rhetorically.

"No, no!" the man hurried away from the madman.

Stuffing the coin into the slot, Xiao Yinjian dialed the number written in the phone booth.

"Hello, what service do you need?" the call was quickly answered.

"I want to be a false witness. Xiao Yinjian said with a grin.