I don't know if the rumors don't match, Xiao Yinjian walked along the Thames River for a while, but he didn't even see a hooligan.

"Maybe I'm from the wrong place, right?" Xiao Yinjian thought in his heart, and suddenly saw a lot of people gathering in front of him towards a building, Xiao Yinjian curiously went over to join in the fun, but found that they went to a church.

happened to be idle and had nothing to do, Xiao Yinjian also followed in, found a seat and sat down. Xiao Yin Jian Xin said: "I heard that religious people are quite fanatical, if you provoke them, it should be easy to be beaten, right? The cross on the top of the church seems to be good, if I dig up the ****** of Jesus on it, those people must hate me to the bone, right?"

After waiting for a while, the priest in the Mass robe walked out, and first led the crowd to sing the entrance chant, Xiao Yinjian also mixed in and filled the numbers, and hummed a few words with everyone.

When the song was finished, the crowd sat down. "May the love of the Father, the grace of Christ, the gift of the Holy Spirit be with you," said the priest. ”

The people below answered, "Be with your spirit." ”

The priest continued: "Fellow Catholics, now we all confess our sins and celebrate the Holy Sacrifice with devotion. After a moment of silence, the priest and the crowd said in unison: "I confess to Almighty God and to the faithful that I have made mistakes in thought, word and deed. My sin, my sin, my felony. For this reason, I beseech the Virgin Mary, the angels, the saints, and all of you faithful to pray for me to the Lord and our God. ”

After beating his chest, the priest added: "May God Almighty have mercy on us, forgive us our sins and give us eternal life." ”

Everyone shouted in unison, "Amen!"

Just when Xiao Yinjian thought that the ceremony was over, the priest said loudly: "Lord, I beg you to have mercy!"

They said, "Lord, have mercy!"

The priest continued: "Have mercy, Christ!"

The crowd said, "Have mercy, Christ!"

Again, the priest said: "Lord, have mercy!"

And they said, "Lord, have mercy!"

In the seat, Xiao Yinjian was about to laugh, and secretly thought: "Grandma's, it turns out that they can be a whole person better than me! I harassed that Peterson on the plane, and I didn't do it so wordy, it seems that this religion is also a good weapon! By the way, that's right, I think back then, Tang Seng was also a religious element, not bad, yes, Lao Tzu decided to believe in religion!"

Finally waited for the group to finish their verbosity, Xiao Yinjian thought that the ceremony must be over, but he didn't expect that it would be followed by a long ode to glory, then a Bible reading, a chant, then a Bible reading, cheering, reading the Gospel, a priest's sermon, a creed, a prayer for the faithful, and then after preparing the sacrifices, it was a consecration song, a dedication sutra, a eulogy, a thanksgiving sutra, and then a holy blood sutra of sanctification.

Finally, everyone cheered, Xiao Yinjian breathed a long sigh of relief, and said in his heart: "Grandma's, this breaking ceremony is finally over, but Lao Tzu can be tossed to death, and today I can learn another trick." ”

In fact, what really annoyed Xiao Yinjian was the tedious process in the ceremony, during which the priest read the Bible verses, which made Xiao Yinjian find quite interesting.

Jesus replied, "Whatever is planted, unless it is planted by my heavenly Father, it will be plucked out." ”

When the priest read this sentence from the Gospel of Matthew, Xiao Yinjian thought: "I am afraid that none of the flowers and plants planted around this church were planted by Heavenly Father, right? When the ceremony is over, I will go and pull them all out, which can be regarded as following the teachings of Heavenly Father." ”

"You have heard that it is said, 'An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth,' but I tell you, Do not oppose the wicked, and if someone strikes you on the right cheek, he will turn around and he will turn the left cheek. ”

When Xiao Yinjian heard this verse in the Gospel of Matthew, he couldn't help but open his mouth and shout regardless of the solemnity of the ceremony: "Well said!"

"Grandma, it turns out that that guy Jesus is also a guy looking for a pump, can he also become stronger by being beaten? Or is he just a masochist? Grandma, this sentence is so good! Someone else has smoked the right cheek, and the left cheek should be put up, well, this statement is deep to find the essence of pumping!"

When the priest read a passage from the book of Isaiah: "I will let him beat me on the back, I will pluck out the beard of my cheeks, I will pluck it out when he insults me and spit on me, and I will not hide my face." Xiao Yinjian was already completely sure that Jesus was completely different from him, and must be a pure masochist.

"Otherwise, why would he let others bully him, and he wouldn't hide his face when he encountered spit? Lao Tzu is looking for a cigarette to improve his skills, even if Jesus is the same, but how much power can a mouthful of spit have? That kid must be purely looking for abuse. Xiao Yinjian said secretly in his heart.

"If someone forces you to walk one mile, you will go two miles with him. ”

When he heard this, Xiao Yinjian nodded secretly: "Cattle people are different! It seems that he has learned the essence of the whole person, Lao Tzu also has to learn a little, and further carry it forward, whoever dares to force Lao Tzu to walk a mile, Lao Tzu will accompany him to walk a hundred miles, whoever dares to say bad things about Lao Tzu, I will force him to die, whoever dares to rob Lao Tzu's money, Lao Tzu will use the money to bury him!"

"My God, I gladly do your will, and your law is in my heart!"

When he heard this sentence in the psalm, Xiao Yinjian patted his thigh and applauded: "The law is in my heart, and it is really good! In this case, right and wrong are black and white, and I am not allowed to say it by myself? High! It is really high! I have decided, I have really decided, and I must join the religion!"

Then the priest read a passage from Malachi: "I will come near you and judge." And I will be quick witnesses against those who practice sorceries, those who transgress, those who swear falsely, those who deprive men's wages, those who oppress widows and orphans, those who are wrongful strangers, and those who do not fear me. ”

Xiao Yinjian praised: "Not bad, it's really a good idea ******to join the church, it's definitely to my liking! Lao Tzu has always played the role of a policeman in college, and he has to take care of all bad things, but he is always scolded for being a dog and a mouse, and now, if he joins a religion, wouldn't it be justified to meddle in his own affairs and go to find a smoke? Alas, I should have believed in religion earlier!"

"Jesus said to him, 'Do not tell anyone, but go and show your body to the priests, and give the gift that Moses commanded, and testify against the people.'" ’”

When he heard this, Xiao Yinjian was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground, and thought to himself: "It's really ****** cool, someone took the initiative to take off their clothes to show them, and there were gifts to give, and besides, they asked the other party not to tell anyone afterwards, it's really despicable, it's too ****!"

By this time, Xiao Yinjian had been completely fascinated, and he had made up his mind that when this mass was finished, he would go to the priest to join him.

However, to Xiao Yinjian's great surprise, after that cheer, the ceremony continued. After the Sutra of God, it is the praise of the Lamb, after the praise of the Lamb, it is the chant of the lord, after the chant of the lord, it is the sutra of the Holy Communion, and finally, it is the rite of worship.

"Niu Cha! What a ****** Niu Cha!" Xiao Yinjian was completely convinced, and as soon as the ceremony was over, he immediately rushed to the front desk and shouted: "Father, I also want to join the gang!"