After a lot of effort, Yin Xiaoran finally sent Li Xiaoxiao, who was burning with gossip fire in her eyes, and closed the door, she let out a long breath from the bottom of her heart.

Seeing her expression that was no different from that of sending away the plague god, Yifan couldn't help but ask funny: "Isn't she your good friend?

Yin Xiaoran glared at him hatefully, "You culprit still have the face to say, don't pay attention to me for the time being, otherwise I'm afraid I won't be able to help but strangle you!"

Yi Fan shrugged helplessly, "Xiao Ran, I'm an immortal." ”

It means that he will not die, even if he has only a physical body and no golden body.

"What about the immortals? People block killing, Buddha blocks **!" Okay, this girl is already angry, and she dares to be scared in front of the gods.

But the effect is still very significant, because Yifan really shut up obediently.

Glaring at this half-hung fairy again, Sister Yin Xiaoran was full of momentum, and swaggered back to the room with her head held high.

Yifan, who was alone in the living room, didn't say anything, just lowered his head and his expression was obscure.

At this time, Heavenly Court.

The Queen Mother frowned and looked at the Jade Emperor and said, "Your Majesty, the EQ of this God of Wealth is too low, right? ”

The Jade Emperor twitched his brows fiercely, it was all the Internet in the world, and even the most luxurious and temperamental queen mother in the entire heavenly court had learned it badly! Isn't the Chinese script good? I just want to learn what those Westerners say about birds!

However, he had to slander these words in his heart, in case he angered the queen mother and confiscated the private money he had worked so hard to save, it would not be cost-effective.

With a faint smile on his face, perfectly covering the slander in his heart, the Jade Emperor said: "Queen Mother, everything must be done step by step, especially feelings, you have to take your time." ”

"The God of Wealth looked very smart when he was in the heavenly court, why is he so unenlightened!" The Queen Mother was a little angry, you have eaten and wiped the girls clean, but there is no progress, she looks anxious.

"Maybe the God of Wealth has his own ideas, let's just look at it. The Jade Emperor said perfunctorily.

The Queen Mother pursed her lips and muttered a few words in a low voice, but unfortunately the Jade Emperor is the master of the Heavenly Court, and his hearing is not covered, after he heard the Queen Mother's words clearly, he almost fell off the golden dragon chair, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.

"Let's have some French kisses or love and kill each other, it's really boring to look at such a clear water. ”

Hey, Queen Mother, don't you want to be so heavy!

The camera pans back to the mortal world.

Yifan continued to watch TV in the living room to absorb knowledge, while Yin Xiaoran drove a laptop in his bedroom to do design, and the two were fine.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, the necklace requested by the guests was finally designed, Yin Xiaoran moved his neck and body, which was a little stiff and sore, got up and walked out.

Seeing that Yifan was still watching TV, Yin Xiaoran walked over unceremoniously, picked up the remote control from the table and turned off the TV directly.

"Half-, don't say I didn't remind you, scientists have said, don't overindulge in TV, not only will it damage your eyesight but also affect your already low IQ. ”

Yifan couldn't laugh or cry, how could he offend this girl, why did he suddenly smell so much gunpowder?

"Okay, I won't look at it. He nodded good-naturedly.

Yue Lao said that he had to endure and endure women so that he could capture women's hearts, and he endured them in order to return to heaven as soon as possible.

Yin Xiaoran put down the remote control with satisfaction, the two of them have been together for two days, what makes her the most satisfied is this, no matter what she says, Yifan never refutes.

Although he is only a half-immortal, he is better than being rich and can do things and has a good temper, and now it seems that the decision to take him in is basically right.

Shun Mao was very comfortable, and her tone naturally improved, and she didn't hesitate to give a light smile, she said: "It's past five o'clock, aren't you hungry?"

Hungry, of course hungry!

After only a few bites of lunch, that Li Xiaoxiao came over, and then was frightened by Yin Xiaoran's unreserved words about the eldest aunt.

When he came out, the girl had already consciously finished eating the dishes, and she didn't give him any leftovers, and she was able to survive until now without stomach pain, thanks to his meager fairy energy!

But...... Yi Fan looked at Yin Xiaoran with some weakness and said, "You do it?"

Yin Xiaoran nodded happily and said, "This girl is in a good mood now, so she has decided to cook herself and get ready for a luxurious dinner!"

With that, the girl began to roll up her sleeves and prepare to go to the kitchen.

Yifan hurriedly got up to stop her, and said in a slightly flattering tone: "You're tired from a busy afternoon, so let's go out to eat." Knowing that she was reluctant to spend money, she hurriedly added: "I'm in for a treat!"

Yin Xiaoran's eyes narrowed slightly, "Can't you trust my cooking skills?"

"No!" Yifan shook his head quickly, his movements quite agile.

"Afraid I'll poison you?"

"Nope!"

"Really?"

"Absolutely not!" In order to strengthen the credibility of his words, Yifan's expression was quite sincere and serious, and the frequency and strength of shaking his head caught up with ecstasy.

Yin Xiaoran looked at him suspiciously, and he looked at her, his expression unchanged.

After looking at him for a long time, I didn't see anything reluctant about him, so Yin Xiaoran said very simply: "Well, for your sake, for the sake of your sincerity, I will reluctantly fulfill you once today!"

Yi Fan was afraid that she would change her mind, so he quickly nodded like garlic, "Thank you for your success!

"It's weird, gotta, let's talk about it first, I'll choose the place!"

"No problem. ”

Yin Xiaoran is satisfied, she doesn't like to cook either, it's too unpleasant to smell the smoke, since she is willing to be slaughtered, why can't she do it?

Seeing Yin Xiaoran close the door and change clothes, Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the non-existent cold sweat on his head, and returned to his bedroom to change clothes with palpitations.

Why did Yi Fan become so panicked when he heard that Yin Xiaoran was going to cook? This matter started the day before yesterday when he first ate a certain woman's cooking.

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【Small Theater】

Yin Xiaoran took Yifan to visit the department store, and it happened that a certain brand of underwear was on sale, so she hurriedly dragged Yifan, who looked unnatural, over.

Yin Xiaoran: Waiter, is this style and size full?

Waiter: From A to E, mademoiselle, which size do you wear?

Yin Xiaoran was embarrassed, she was never willing to buy good underwear, and she didn't know what kind of cup she was.

The waiter glanced suspiciously at her skinny airfield figure: "Well, do you have the size of an orange on your breasts?"

Yin Xiaoran was furious: Of course there is!

Waiter: That's supposed to be A, I'll get you a piece to try.

After the waiter left, Yifan touched his nose and whispered: Kumquat is also an orange?

Yin Xiaoran: .........