It was the first day that Yifan and Yin Xiaoran began to live together.

Seeing Yin Xiaoran walking into the kitchen with great momentum, Yifan didn't think much about it, he didn't think about whether this girl could cook or not, and whether the things she made could be eaten.

is also Yin Xiaoran's acting skills, when she promised to be in charge of three meals a day, her expression was a person who had been tested in the kitchen for a long time, plus knowing that she had been living alone, and she was so picky, who would believe that a woman who lives alone who values money more than her life can't cook? Is she willing to spend money to go out to eat and order takeout?

At that time, he wanted to help out or something, but as soon as he stepped into the kitchen, he was coaxed out by Yin Xiaoran on the grounds that "she doesn't like to be around when she cooks", so he had to wait in the living room for dinner.

An hour later, when he saw the three dishes in front of him, his brow and the corners of his mouth began to twitch unconsciously.

Scrambled eggs with tomatoes, egg custard, and scrambled eggs with cucumbers are all eggs.

"I remember I bought a lot of vegetables at the supermarket yesterday, right?" Yifan asked with a frown.

After buying furniture and daily necessities yesterday, he was dragged to a large supermarket chain, where a woman brought back two large bags of ingredients in the name of having a special price for groceries at night.

In addition to those inconvenient to keep fresh food, chicken, duck, fish, all kinds of vegetables can be described as everything, at the checkout the waiter also thought that the two were preparing to set up a night market so to buy, especially politely said that you can call to order in the future, the supermarket can help deliver to the home, Yifan's expression at that time can be said to be embarrassed.

But why did he only see eggs at the dinner table? Where did so many dishes go?

Yin Xiaoran's eyes began to drift wildly, looking at the sky and the earth, looking left and right, but not looking at him, "Time is limited, and it is too troublesome to make meat dishes, so I made a few vegetarian dishes casually." "Killing her can't admit that she only uses eggs to cook.

"Eggs are also meat dishes. Yifan corrected her lightly.

"Nonsense!" Yin Xiaoran Xingxing's eyes widened, glaring at Yi Fan, "Eggs have become chickens, then they are meat dishes! Now they are egg whites and egg whites, how can they be meat dishes? Meat dishes refer to meat and fish, and there must be meat!"

Yifan rubbed his brows and explained: "Eggs belong to the fishy of meat, with a fishy smell, so it is a meat dish." ”

"Nonsense! What's fishy? I haven't smelled anything fishy in so many years!"

"Eggs are really meat dishes. ”

"Vegetarian!"

"Meat ......" was arguing, Yifan suddenly paused, "Wait, I'm asking why you only make eggs, how do you get to meat and vegetables?"

The crux of the problem is not whether eggs are meat or vegetarian, but why he only uses eggs to cook after buying so many ingredients, and he is confused.

Yin Xiaoran's eyes began to drift around again, and she failed to change the topic, and she was very entangled now.

Yi Fan's good-looking sword eyebrows furrowed slightly, and he asked suspiciously, "Xiao Ran, should you only use eggs for cooking?"

Immortals are immortals, and insight is a bar, in a word, directly hitting the heart.

"What's the matter? Are eggs bad? They have such a high nutritional value! Are you discriminating against eggs?" a certain woman became angry and began to button her hat indiscriminately.

The corners of Yifan's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly: "I don't have ......"

Before he finished speaking, he was snatched by a certain woman who thought she had mastered the few truths, "Then you have such a big opinion? You are a picky eater, do you understand? If you discriminate against eggs like this, the hen will cry!"

Hey, what's the matter with the hen? Is the hen being shot while lying down? Also, where is he picky eater, where does he discriminate against eggs?

Yifan was unable to support his forehead and had a headache......

"No problem, right? Eat if you have no problem! I warn you, it's shameful to waste food, so you have to eat it all! Otherwise, next time I won't cook your meal, you can solve it yourself!"

After speaking, Yin Xiaoran sat down indignantly, ignored Yi Fan, and began to pretend to eat by himself.

Looking at the three plates of eggs on the table, the God of Wealth, who had been in the mood for thousands of years, understood for the first time what depression was.

Although immortals can not eat grains, but in the face of the temptation of human delicacies, there are really few immortals who can hold it.

When they were in the Heavenly Court, the immortals would often sneak down to the mortal world to search for food and wine, and then take it back to the Heavenly Court, and invite a few well-connected immortal friends to enjoy tea and chat together, and Yifan, who is the God of Wealth, is no exception.

However, those who are familiar with him know that the God of Wealth is not a foodie, but his mouth is a little tricky, and several things are not touched, one of which is eggs.

Why? Because he would feel uncomfortable when he ate eggs, so now looking at the table full of eggs, Yi Fan's always indifferent face cracked for the first time.

Eat, he can't pass the hurdle in his heart, it's extremely difficult to lift chopsticks, don't eat, with Yin Xiaoran's character, he will definitely give him a hat that wastes food and is a picky eater, which is not good for his emotional path.

What to do? To eat or not to eat?

This multiple-choice question made Yifan feel a thousand knots in his heart and depressed.

Yin Xiaoran looked at his expression that seemed to be a little painful, and asked in surprise, "Half-hanger, do you have a toothache?"

"Nope. Yi Fan almost squeezed these two words out of his teeth.

"It's not a toothache, what's the matter with that constipated look on your face?"

Constipation?The green tendons on Yifan's forehead began to beat wildly, can you not say such things that affect and destroy your appetite when eating?Although he has no appetite now.

Suppressing the protest that was about to burst out of his mouth, he kept telling himself in his heart: You can't be angry, you can't be angry, Yue Lao said that a good man can't lose his temper with his own woman, bear with it!

After taking two deep breaths and feeling a little more emotional, he said, "I'm not very hungry right now, you can eat first." ”

Yin Xiaoran raised his eyebrows, used chopsticks to remove half of each dish, and then said: "Na, don't say I'm selfish, I left half of each dish for you, and you will eat it when you're hungry later, it's still the same sentence, you can't waste it!"

Yifan looked at the three plates of eggs, his stomach began to twitch, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Understood." ”

Yin Xiaoran nodded with satisfaction, and after solving the lunch, he happily put the dishes and chopsticks on the table, wiped his mouth and said, "My task is complete, washing dishes belongs to the category of housework, you are responsible, I will go to work." ”

When she got up and walked to the door of the bedroom, she suddenly turned her head and said, "Half-hanger, I don't care if you are really not hungry or picky eater, anyway, you must not waste food, otherwise you will ......"

After speaking, she snorted twice threateningly, Yifan nodded helplessly, and then she closed the door with confidence and continued her design.

At the dinner table, Yi Fan, who was staring at three plates of eggs, had a rather ugly face, and after a stalemate for five minutes, he sighed, cheered up, and raised his chopsticks with a strong man's broken wrist.

In the afternoon of the same day, the God of Wealth kept running to the toilet to vomit, and after vomiting for the eighth time, he couldn't even vomit the acid water in his stomach, and the pale Yifan breathed a sigh of relief.

In this way, the God of Wealth was tortured by eggs for two days, do you say that he still dares to let Yin Xiaoran cook? Otherwise, the Difu will accept a God of Wealth who vomited to death because of eating eggs, and this dust relationship is estimated to be over in the next life.

The most important thing is that such a way of dying is too embarrassing, and the God of Wealth also wants to save face!