Volume 4 The Buddha does not cross the people, only the self and the devil cross Chapter 63 The result of ridicule (II)
Not everyone has such treatment: let the Dragon Emperor and the King of Warcraft land on the ground with four paws and wait obediently. Luo Qian wanted to take a deep seat, but he didn't have a beard on his chin, so he had to touch his chin awkwardly, and took out something like a trick: "Everyone, please see, this thing is called DV,,,One,~." This thing has a special function, that is, fast shooting, the speed of playback is a certain amount, if the speed of shooting is accelerated, then when it is played, the movements of the characters will be slowed down......" Looking at the two dragons and eighteen pairs of blank eyes, Luo Qian felt a little defeated in his heart, and said directly: "This thing, you can see which of you won." β
The two dragons were overjoyed, and Luo Qian kept moving out of the storage space one by one, forming a home theater! These things are all mundane things, and Xiao Pixiu can't look at them, so he won't eat them.
Connected to the DV, Luo Qianqing was a little excited: "At this tense moment, I am very excited. First of all, I would like to thank His Majesty the Dragon Emperor, His Majesty Strass, my parents, and the Immortal Emperor......" The eyes of the two dragons have begun to breathe fire, Luo Qian accepted it when he saw it, and quickly said: "So, who is the winner? Let's reveal the mystery now, please look at the big screen......"
Press the remote control. Start playing. At the pinch, the two players fell together, almost in no particular order, but in super slow motion. The moment Strass's player fell to the ground. Straightened up, the slightest difference, a little late landing, Strass raised his arms and cheered, the Dragon Emperor was furious, snatched the remote control of Luo Qiandi, and looked at it more than a dozen times. In the end, in a fit of rage, a burst of flames turned the entire home theater into a pile of scrap metal. Luo Qian didn't dare to go to him to compensate for his losses at this moment, and quietly retreated to the side - a net profit of nearly 40 billion, as long as he returned to the fairy world safely, everything would be fine.
"Cheating!" His Majesty the Dragon Emperor roared angrily, Strass was unhappy, and put his nine faces together: "Dog, do you want to repay the account again? It doesn't matter that I'm used to it anyway, I just don't allow you to hurt the referee!" The Dragon Emperor said angrily: "When will I pay the account?" Strass glanced at him disdainfully, the Dragon Emperor was furious, if he didn't admit defeat today, he was afraid that he would have to bear this charge for the rest of his life. He glared viciously at the little goldfish beside him. Squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "I recognize ......" The little goldfish crawled to the side and pretended to sleep, although the sentence was very vague, but Strass still heard it clearly. Laugh out loud. Sonic boom!
"Hey. Luo Qian, don't run, you still have to witness this historical moment!" Luo Qian was called back by Strass with a sad face. He was watching His Majesty the Dragon Emperor lick his toes, and he didn't hate himself to death?
Sure enough, the Dragon Emperor's face changed greatly: "This is a matter between the two of us, why do we have to be observed by others?" I protest, if you must have a third party present, I will refuse to fulfill my promise!" Strass got the advantage and didn't care so much about him: "Okay, you are all waiting outside." Hahaha......"
Strass let out a long laugh and turned into a cave. The moment she turned around, she had changed into a beautiful professional woman. Although His Majesty the Dragon Emperor was unwilling, the cave was too small, so he had to take the form of a human man and follow her in. This scene is really a bit ambiguous, the queen laughed in front of her, and the little white face was like a mournful root into a small black room, no matter how you look at it, there is a kind of secret sm.
The little goldfish wagged its tail and swam in the air as if it were in water. "Don't worry, it's not a day or two since the two of them are making trouble like this. β
It was pitch black in the cave, and the two of them had been in for a long time, when suddenly a burst of red light shot out, accompanied by a low roar, Luo Qian listened to the voice, some of which looked like His Majesty the Dragon Emperor, but the voice was thirsty, full of a desire for the opposite sex. Luo Qian was taken aback: Wouldn't it, such a thing as licking your toes can also arouse bestiality?
After the red light, after a moment's pause, a more violent red light rushed out of the cave with a roar, Luo Qian happened to be standing at the mouth of the cave, and was suddenly lifted out dozens of meters away, jumped up and shouted: "Your Highness, what's going on?"
"Ahh......h There were a few intermittent moans of Strass, which sounded very pleasant. From time to time, His Majesty the Dragon Emperor roared, which was also very satisfying.
"Your Highness, what's going on?" Luo Qian asked puzzled. The little goldfish made ashamed
This pair of dogs and men, **, of course, is on it. Luo Qian came to one thing and asked tentatively: "Your Highness, does His Majesty the Dragon Emperor have athlete's foot fetish?" Licking your toes can also lick the pleasure - Strass is of course very cool, but His Majesty the Dragon Emperor can also arouse animal desire, only this one is possible.
The little goldfish blinked his eyes and said with a smile: "It turns out that ringworm is called foot fetish, very good, the eldest brother will be very happy to ......know that you have given him such a name" "Don't!" Luo Qian saw the little goldfish's evil smile, he knew what he meant, and couldn't help sighing and asked, "Okay, you say, how much do you want?" The little goldfish said: "Forty percent - you benefited forty percent this time!" Luo Qian shouted: " What are you kidding, I risked my life to earn the judging fee, if you don't do anything, you have to be forty percent, think beautiful!"
The little goldfish smiled gloomily: "Then I have to ......" "Wait!" Luo Qian's eyes rolled: "I heard His Majesty Strass say that there is a beautiful girl in this world, named Angelina, I heard that His Royal Highness is very familiar with her, and she hasn't seen her for a long time, I decided to help Her Highness look for her......" The little goldfish suddenly showed an extremely frightened expression, and said in a panic: "Don't, don't! I will help you keep it secret, just now when I didn't say anything!"
Luo Qian smiled, and made up his mind in his heart, he must find out this Angelina situation from Strass.
The earth slowly began to shake, and the light in the cave became more vigorous, and it had penetrated through the mountain and penetrated into the outside of the peak. The wheezing of the two dragons grew heavier and heavier, and a kind of pleasure that was about to erupt could be heard suppressed. Luo Qian thought viciously in his heart: When the sky is really the quilt and the earth is the bed, Strass really deserves to be the king of Warcraft and the king of boundaries, even such a large bed can shake up!
"Roar!" A red light rushed into the sky, and the mountain peak was instantly shattered by the red light, surrounding the two dragons was a huge earth hemisphere, the light fluctuated, and it exploded with a "bang", and Luo Qian immediately found that he was already hundreds of miles away......
When he limped back into the valley, the little goldfish and His Majesty the Dragon Emperor were gone, Strass showed his true body, lying lazily in a messy valley, and when he saw Luo Qian coming, he only lazily raised his eyelids. Luo Qian asked cautiously, "What about the others?" "Gone...... Strass looked gloomy, indescribably lonely. Why does Luo Qian feel that kind of look, a bit of an empty feeling after a one-night stand?
"Your Majesty......" Luo Qian called carefully, and Strass snorted coldly: "Male dragons are like this, they are greedy for my beauty and **, once they get it, they won't cherish it - I'm used to it." Luo Qian heard the heavy grievance in the words, and almost stared out his eyes: God, is this the words of His Majesty Strass, who has the first three thousand?
The reason why the Dragon Emperor fled like a desert after the merger, Luo Qian didn't need to think much to know why. If it were me, I was afraid that I would run away. It's just that Strass's thinking is a little different from that of ordinary people, so he will secretly hate it in his heart.
Strass looked at Luo Qian, Luo Qian shuddered, and prayed in his heart: Your Majesty, I am not a good substitute to fill the gap in feelings. Fortunately, Strass has been in trouble for the time and is not very interested in ordinary goods now, except for the Dragon Emperor, who else can satisfy her?" "Luo Qian, I heard that you have a lot of ability in the fairy world?" Luo Qian thought with his toes, and he could guess that His Royal Highness the little goldfish dog had betrayed him. He had some foreboding, and said with a dry laugh: "Generally, a character like His Majesty the Dragon Emperor, I don't dare to offend." "Do a good job of foreshadowing first, no matter what you want me to do, as long as it is related to His Majesty the Dragon Emperor, I won't do anything.
Strass refused to let him go: "I want to ask you to help me carry a letter to the dog." Luo Qian saw her eighteen resentful eyes, and often sighed in his heart: I have not been a moon elder for many years.
Strass didn't give him a chance to refuse, a bottle-like thing was stuffed into his hand, and then a light flashed in front of his eyes, and he had returned to the fairy world. Luo Qian looked at the bottle in his hand, the crystal carving was very exquisite, and there was a paper roll in itβa very romantic letter in the bottle, I didn't think that Strass, a carnivore, also had such thoughts. It's just that His Majesty the Dragon Emperor estimates that he has hated himself to the bone marrow now, and if he goes to him at this time, wouldn't it be a sheep's mouth?
Although it was a delivery, I didn't promise how long it would take. There is nothing to do in the Demon Realm for the time being, just mess around in the Divine Realm and the Immortal Realm for a few days, and when Strass has complained, His Majesty the Dragon Emperor is angry, and he is dealing with this matter.
He thought as he walked back. The speed of the six calves was extremely fast, but they had already reached the sky above the Zhenhua Source, but they found that there was a vacant land on the Zhenhua Source! Luo Qian was overjoyed: Hurry up and find Yinquan Drink and buy this piece of land.