Volume 4 The Buddha Doesn't Cross the People Only the Demon Crosses Chapter 63 The Result of Laughter (I)
The appearance of the valley is very different from what it used to be, and the valley, which was already wide, has been enlarged several times. The peaks that used to stand near the valley have disappeared, and the ground in the valley has risen by half a meter, and it seems that the peaks have been shattered and turned into hard stone ground.
Such a big project is unimaginable for ordinary people, but under the joint efforts of Strass and the Dragon Emperor, they did it casually, and the reason was that the Dragon Emperor laughed at Strass for being a woman, not atmospheric enough, and the ring of Biwu was pitifully small. Of course, the huge valley became "pitifully small" in the mouth of the Dragon Emperor, and Strass slammed into three peaks in a fit of rage. The Dragon Emperor was happy to spread some wild land on Strass's territory, and he hit a few more peaks with a righteous shot......
His Royal Highness the little goldfish dog covered his eyes with his fins, and there was a loud "boom" in the distance, a cloud of dust seemed to burst, and there was a trembling, and another mountain peak was tragically poisoned. Luo Qian saw the little goldfish and asked quietly: "Your Highness, have you succeeded?" The little goldfish rolled his eyes: "If not, Sister Ruhua can make me so happy?" It's just that his expression can't be related to the word happy anyway.
After waiting for a while, three more peaks fell gloriously, and the whole valley had become a basin, and the two energetic fellows who were dissatisfied with their desires finally stopped satisfied.
Two rays of light danced in the distance, and in the blink of an eye, they were already in front of them. As soon as Strass saw Luo Qian, he immediately rushed up and greeted him affectionately: "Xiao Luo, you are here." Luo Qian was flattered, Strass was very arrogant, and when he saw himself, he usually called him by his first name politely, usually replacing it with words like stinky boy. The so-called abnormal things must have demons. Luo Qian was cautious: "Your Majesty just came." His Majesty the Dragon Emperor was not to be left behind, and threw out a ray of light: "Xiao Luo, I see that you have a bad complexion." Go back and take this Dragon Emperor Hundred Alchemy Pill to protect you from spring songs every night. A hundred battles will not be defeated!" Ambiguously blinked at Luo Qian. Oh, my God. Nine eyes blink together...... The eyes of the sky blinked, and Luo Qian remembered a lyric.
Luo Qian looked at the little goldfish for help, but the latter still covered his eyes: I can't see anything.
Strass was furious, pointed at the Dragon Emperor's biggest nose and scolded: "You are shameless to be a dog! just obediently admit defeat. This emperor thinks that it is not easy for you to practice. Give you one chance, one less lick!"
The Strathtic style has long been understood. It's just that such a jumping mind is really a little difficult to adapt: what does cultivation have to do with sweet toes?
The Dragon Emperor was called by an indecent nickname to his face, and he turned nine dragon faces red, and said angrily: "Ruhua, don't spew blood! I'm just kind, how can I be so filthy as you think? The heart of a villain is the belly of a gentleman!" Strass sneered: "Luo Qian! If you dare to cheat for personal gain and don't judge impartially, you know what the consequences will be!" The Dragon Emperor was not to be outdone, and shouted: "Luo Qian, don't be threatened by that slut, let the emperor support you, although you can rest assured to judge!"
"You dare to call me a slut!" Strass snapped nine pairs of eyes. When the Dragon Emperor has his own breath, he is not angry and arrogant, not to mention that he is angry now: "What, slut, slut, slut......"
"Roar!" Strass roared, baring his teeth and claws. Not to be outdone, the Dragon Emperor increased his strength to fight back. The little goldfish seemed to have already died, and with a slight swing of his tail, he hid far away with Luo Qian.
Luo Qian was in no mood to care about the outcome of the two of them, and the words of Strass and the Dragon Emperor just now made him feel like he had fallen into the ice cave of the Volga River in three or nine days. "Your Highness, Your Highness, I'll judge the winners, are they joking with me?" The little goldfish looked at him sympathetically: "I know you're disappointed to say that, but no, they're serious." Except for the two of them, there are only you and me here, do you think they will let me be the judge?" "Ah-" Luo Qian screamed, what was the witness he had come to do, he had already bravely entered the hell with great compassion, but he didn't expect to find out that there were still eighteen layers of hell!
What kind of joke, who dares to judge? Even His Majesty the Immortal Emperor doesn't dare! This is a world of trouble, no matter how much you judge, you will not be pleased, after all, you will offend the other party. Luo Qian is not a fool, if he dares to break into a tie, he will offend both parties at one time.
These two guys, neither of them can afford to mess with themselves. Luo Qian rubbed his temples and felt some pain in his brain.
The earth shook for a while, and the valley—no, the basin became quiet. The two tyrannosaurus rexes stared at eighteen pairs of eyes, bitter and hateful, eager to devour their opponents alive. "Today is not the time to repair your slut, after the competition, you have tasted the taste of my toes, and then remove your tumor from this world!" the Dragon Emperor swore an oath. "Humph!" Strass snorted coldly and pointed eighteen nostrils to the sky
Disdain.
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"Luo Qian!" the two of them roared in unison, and Luo Qian in the distance trembled and walked out tremblingly, whether it was a blessing or a curse, and a disaster that could not be avoided. Stretching out his head and shrinking his head, Luo Qian cleaned up his mood, shook the hem of his robe, and could be regarded as half a handsome student, Shi Shiran walked out.
"Two, I have something important to deal with temporarily, and I am afraid that the battle of the century between the two of you will not be able to look at it, so I will leave here, and I deeply regret it!"
"Don't go!" The two said in unison, and Luo Qian smiled bitterly: "Two, I'm really busy, billions of dollars a minute, and I don't have time to play with you." The two dragons snorted coldly together, their eyes were very angry, and the consequences were serious. Luo Qian scolded in his heart: Why is there such a tacit understanding at this time? The little goldfish came out, patted Luo Qian's shoulder with a small fin, and said in an old-fashioned manner: "You just accept your fate-obey them, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable!" "I'll double you!" sounds much more pleasing to the ear.
Strass looked at the Dragon Emperor: "You're bribing the referee again!" The Dragon Emperor smiled: "It's clear that you're stingy." If you don't double the compensation, why should people judge you?" Strass gritted his teeth, reluctant that the child could not trap the wolf, reluctant that the wife could not catch the hooligan, and reluctant that the unspoken rules of the treasure could not be the Dragon Emperor. "Okay, I'll double it too!" Luo Qianle was happy, the two of them doubled, that is, four times, he hurriedly said: "What I just said is billions - ninety-nine billion!"
The eyes of the Dragon Emperor and Strass were a little wrong, and Luo Qian rolled his eyes: "What do you see? Billions, isn't this one tens of billions? If you don't agree, I'll leave immediately." The little goldfish's eyes flashed with admiration: No wonder people are so rich, it is really a four-character mantra to make a fortune: thick face, black heart! His own road is still very long, and the master is the teacher, although this Luo Qian is young, he still needs to learn from him There are still many places!
"Okay, I promise!" The two dragons didn't dare to slack off, at this time, the impression score in the mind of the marking teacher is very important, and you must not lose a big one because of a small one.
For the sake of insurance, Luo Qian decided to collect the money first and then serve. "Bring it. He held out his hand.
"Now?" The two didn't expect Luo Qian to really be able to open his mouth. Luo Qian laughed dryly: "It's good for me to live the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain - however, if the competition is over, one of you disagrees with my judgment and refuses to give me the evaluation fee, what should I do?"
The little goldfish watched the drool flow from the side, and from the flood flow, it was not inferior to the flow of Sophia when Cao Lei, the first waste follower in history, saw Sophia.
The so-called death of the so-called people is coming from the sky, Luo Qian has already made a ditch full of flats, what else is there to be afraid of?
"Let's start!" Luo Qian said in his heart: The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone.
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It's just that the process of the contest is very unexciting--it is conceivable that ten days ago, there were two seriously injured soldiers, how can they be alive and well after ten days? Two sick guys have false fists and prosthetic legs, which are even more fake than WWE fights, what can be exciting? Such a battle lasted for two hours before the curtain came to an end, and Luo Qian was dozed off, and the Dragon Emperor and Strass were not thin-skinned, and they were able to sit on the peaks on both sides, as steady as a rock. The little goldfish had already lay on the ground, shrunk into a circle like a cat, and fell asleep.
Eventually, both players fell to the ground together – not because they were knocked down, but because they didn't have the strength to move anymore.
"Bang......" The two fell into the ring almost in no order - from the two of them, they barely moved, and the basin ring that the two tyrannosaurs had worked so hard to develop became an ornament, and these two guys took so many steps to move with great effort, and the area occupied by the front and back left and right was only ten square meters, which was not as good as the average martial arts master.
"Who won?!" the two tyrannosaurus rexes jumped up suddenly, and then shouted together, "I won!"
"I won!" "I won!" ...... The two dragons did not show weakness to each other, and the sound of "dong" should be fought in the sky, and the little goldfish was shocked to wake up, yawned, glanced at the sky indifferently, and continued to sleep.
Luo Qian looked at the ground, and the stones crackled: "What are you doing here, don't you take this referee in your eyes at all......" The two dragons reacted at this time, and flew down together, like two obedient puppies, squatting obediently on both sides: "Xiao Luo, you say, who won?!" Luo Qianshuang, this kind of treatment, even the Lord of the Four Realms has never enjoyed it......