151 monks make friends, Oiran practice martial arts

If it weren't for someone to guide the way in this golden Wanhualou, maybe the people with a bad direction would have lost their way? The place is not big, and half of the houses in Chang'an are its area, and whether they are tall or not, except for the Daming Palace in the Purple and Gold Imperial City, it belongs to it. There are not many people coming and going, and one of the ten households in the capital has a lot of traffic to deal with it, and the empty alleys of ten thousand people are not something that one person can count.

Zilan pushed open a private room like a presidential suite, which was really magnificent and overwhelming, and the decoration was exquisite and unique. Crystal curtains, golden houses, ebony cinnamon, Shangding treasures are all available.

She stretched out her hand and said, "Official, please." ”

But he couldn't adapt to this environment for a while, and thought he was dreaming politely: "Girls, please, today you are my sweetheart, how can I be willing to let any of you be wronged." ”

"Cut. This flower monk is not very good-looking, but his words are very beautiful. When the women saw that he was not a hillbilly and entered the city, they couldn't see it, and they didn't say anything polite to him, and they walked in one by one.

The big monk thought that he was the only one in such a big house, but he heard the noise inside, and there was a commotion and a fight. Qinghua closed the door, and Min Lan and Lan Lan walked inside again, the louder their footsteps became. Men's laughter, women's laughter. The man's voice and the woman's crying voice are used to the ear, and I don't feel like I have a special feeling when I hear the voice.

He looked at the luxuriously decorated room and the smell of fragrant pollen rouge, and took a few deep breaths. Minlan and Xiaohong opened the door inside, and there was a brightly lit room inside. The sound came from inside, a man's rancid smell, a woman's fox smell and the smell of strong incense powder.

I didn't see those men and women looking at themselves like monsters, and they first pretended to be like monsters, muttering: "Amitabha! ”

"Go. The red men and green women all looked at each other and said.

Xiaohong and Minlan discussed to trick him into using some good things, so they said enthusiastically: "The big officials are coming! The big officials are coming in! Sit on my side, let's drink and guess boxing together, whoever loses will take off their clothes." ”

Qinghua also knew the method they used to cheat money, and said: "Go to the big official, you are really the big official, that is, everyone is the same, first throw your precepts or something to the back of the Buddha's head." Be sure to have fun, or your mother will not be high, and she will say that we women are not well entertained, then we can't afford her punishment. ”

The colorless monk smiled and stared at her intently. Zilan saw that he was really a dead fish, I don't know if it was because of the color heart or the color guts, or if there were too many and I didn't know which one to choose. So she started first and said, "Big official, let Zilan help you in." ”

"Okay, okay, let's come along. "Bu Se ate the bowl, looked at the nest, and glanced at the surroundings with his eyes, that is, thinking about the fields, and reveling in the Tao.

Qinghua is unwilling to be robbed of favor, after all, this monk is still a fresh and sought-after product, and for a while, half of the gang is like Tang monk meat, and everyone wants to pay for it. As she spoke, she took off her clothes and asked, "Love flowers want to be special, love flowers too." Elder, you see if the slave's feet are white!"

"Beauty or not depends on big feet. "I only drooled when I saw the big monk who was not colored. So he went in surrounded by flowers, in which every man had a woman beside him. Here are the ten ten men who are waiting to see the Holy Hand of the Cold Flower, waiting here for recreation. The first man who came first was unhappy, and couldn't help but laugh: "Hahaha, it's so interesting, it's really interesting that a monk and a hot girl didn't wait to come and wait for the monk to come." ”

The white-clothed Xiushi Mao Mao also continued: "The monk is also a human being, and he is also attentive, is there still a good person in this era? ”

Cai Cai was invited to consume because someone didn't want to wait for a woman, but instead a monk came to steal the limelight and interrupted: "Neither is it, the so-called emptiness is color, color is also empty, emptiness is empty**, ** is empty, Amitabha, Buddha is in the heart, wine and meat have passed through the intestines." ”

Although Lu Buping was wearing a coarse cloth, he also teased in a decent way: "Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha, naked." ”

Zhong Qingxing, a scholar, just ended an unforgettable relationship, just because the door was not right and the household was wrong, so people were also depressed. I didn't want to encounter such a strange thing, so I smiled: "Wine is a medicine that pierces intestines, and the color is a steel knife with a hard heart." ”

Butcher couldn't bear to insert a knife he carried with him, and slapped the table with the side of the knife, and the table was torn apart and flew around, scattering the limbs and bones of the scholar Zhong Qingxing, who was slow to react and didn't have time to dodge, under the wall.

Seeing that they came to humiliate themselves again, he said angrily: "Wealth is the root of trouble, and anger is the tiger and leopard in the five mountains." If you provoke me monk, you will end up like him. ”

When the men saw that they were so impressed, they all stood up and looked at him, and waved their knives at the table next to them, and the table was torn apart.

Lu Buping, who was next to Chunxiao, said: "Okay, okay, everyone is a person who loves beauty, so why disagree with each other? I think the master's martial arts are not his opponents when we are all present." ”

The white-clothed Xiushi Mao Mao is the son of Maoshan Taoist Mao Weng, he couldn't see through this person and stood up and said: "I don't accept it, I want to try what he can do." ”

He rushed over to the man and hit the person who rushed back with two moves and two moves, and he didn't want to fight with him, and he didn't want to fight again, otherwise the timid little flower and Minlan would run out, so what fun was there to reason with them: "Poor road...... The poor monks have traveled to various monasteries, and all the monks there do not drink wine and eat meat, and it is normal for them to associate with women, so what? ”

The first son sitting in the front row, the man who often comes to enjoy the delicious moles, pulled the monk and said, "That's right, times have changed, master, please take a seat." ”

Seeing that he was more reasonable, there was a wind of everyone and said: "The donor is knowledgeable, I came here because of the holy woman of Muna Beihan, and I am very lustful and unruly. ”

The delicious mole man was originally played by Wu Zetian's third son Li Xian, just because Wu Zetian got power, he was a prince who ate idle meals. If not, I am afraid that the result will be the same as the fate of the eldest prince Li Hong, the second prince Li Xian and Zhao King Li Zhen will oppose the dictatorship of Wu Zetian, but Li Xian has no intention of joining them, if it succeeds, then Li Xian will be in front of him for the emperor's position. In terms of talent, the second prince is much smarter than the third prince, so Li Xian can only indulge in wine and sing joy, and live a comfortable and chic life.

Li Xian, alias Wang Sun, asked with concern: "What the master said is extremely true, dare to ask the master's Dharma name, which temple he works in." ”

If you listen to him like this, you naturally won't tell him which temple he is a monk in and comes here to play with women. If it spreads, then he doesn't even have a place to fall, so he replied: "The poor monk's name is not colorful, and now he travels all over the world and goes to major temples to learn Buddhism." This time I came to the capital to go to the White Horse Temple to listen to Master Wu Sansi pay attention to Mahayana Buddhism, and the poor monks also went to Yuntai Mountain to visit the frog monks, and then planned to go to the South Shaolin Nine Lotus Mountain to find the Tanzong monks to seek the Dharma from the sages. ”

A man with clear eyebrows, a well-rounded body, and a sense of justice nodded: "Oh, it turns out that you are a great monk, it is really disrespectful, disrespectful." ”

Seeing that he seemed to recognize himself, he asked, "Don't dare, don't dare." Dare to ask the donor who is ....... ”

The Taoist priest was also not easy to confess his identity, and said in a flash: "I am a martial ...... Wu Houye's subordinates, known as Zhong Heng, who is a railway sword and blood sword, are also. ”

I didn't hear him report the name of the rivers and lakes, although he was not familiar with it, he also pretended to be familiar with each other and said: "Iron Sword and Blood Sword, this title seems to be a little familiar." Iron Sword and Blood Sword——。 ”

Zhong Heng boasted of himself, but he was afraid that others would not know: "The master has also heard of Zaixia, and he has made his debut in the rivers and lakes, but he is famous." ”

Thinking about women wholeheartedly, how can he have the leisure to pay attention to these boring men, his left ear listened to the right ear and said: "Oh, iron sword and blood sword, is it Zhong Heng...... The Elder of the Path. It turned out to be like-minded people. Hehe, confidant!"

Zilan saw that they were talking happily, and the previous misunderstanding disappeared and said: "The big officials drink, drink." ”

Bu Se looked at it and took the wine glass and said, "Brother Zhong will have a drink too, everything doesn't matter today." ”

Zhong Heng said loudly: "The master is a high monk, as the saying goes, those who are clear are self-purifying, and those who are turbid are self-turbid." The master recited the Buddhist scriptures to the mouth, the Buddha is in the heart, and there is no fault in drinking 300 cups, I will first respect the master with a cup. ”

He did it first as a respect, and the great monk recited the scriptures three times and drank them all, and the two of them laughed in unison. Those people also burst into laughter, and the atmosphere was happy for a while. You drink from me, and I will do your best.

Magnolia said quietly: "Stinky men, stinky men, I want to restore my martial arts and kill all these men." ”

But after a while, she thought in her heart again: "It's really a sin, I drank a glass of soul-destroying water by mistake, and all the martial arts in my body were wasted." What kind of poison did this black widow use on me, and it made my whole body weak, and I couldn't lift my breath as soon as I started to work. It's so hard that the real heart-picking woman who is wise in my life is destined to be replaced by an impostor outside, and she actually ended up like this, and it is rumored that it is not a joke. ”

"Well, it's men who are really bad. Liu Wu also said unfairly: "The old bustard's martial arts are very good, can he be commensurate with the heroine of the female middle school?"

Magnolia recalled drinking with the heart-picking female thief Zhao Biyao disguised as a man, and she didn't want to be dropped by that Xiaobai, so she drank the soul-destroying water by mistake, so she was sold to the Qinglou by the Jianghu Xiaobai to be an Oiran. She said unconvinced: "Huang Laobustard, she knows martial arts, if I didn't let her, how could she be my opponent." ”

"Who's talking bad about me behind my back! I'm going to stitch up her foul mouth. "Huang's mother came in, and she changed her shape today and became a changeable trendy mother. They were not frightened by the sudden arrival of Huang Laobustard, but by the explosive head of the chicken coop in her disguise.

Magnolia had no choice but to smile defensively: "Mom, you heard it wrong, are we praising your martial arts for your good martial arts? Don't be angry, be careful of hurting your body, my daughter will earn money for you today. ”

Huang's mother also meant to urge her to earn money for herself, and when she saw that she was quite well-behaved, she smiled and said: "This is my good daughter, and I don't want to spend 1,800 silver to ask you to make a faΓ§ade sign, you are my big name in Wanhualou, you are the best son of the sky, I will never agree to anyone who deceives you." Unless it's the money boss who cheats you, there's no way around it. ”

Seeing that she said it so straightforwardly, Magnolia asked seriously: "Daughter and money, which one do you like the most?" ”

"There is no comparison, money is very important, and my daughter is also very important, don't say such hurtful words. Talking about money hurts feelings, and talking about feelings doesn't get money. Huang Lao Bustard said quickly.

"I heard that my mother was also a heroine among women, with superb martial arts. Let her daughter be so enviable?" Magnolia wanted to learn some martial arts through her, so that she could regulate the residual poison in her body as soon as possible.

"It's nothing but the work of a three-legged cat, and dog meat can't be feasted. The old bustard dealt with her casually, and saw the two people passing by the door bringing tea and pouring water, and shouted to them: "Xiang'er, Liu Hong is also going to see guests today." ”

"It's Mom, I'll just go and tell them the girl to come. Xiangxiang turned around and walked down.

Magnolia deliberately pretended to be pitiful, revealing scratched bruises and said, "Mom, I heard that those men are good and bad, and they always love to be hairy. I'm a weak woman, and I don't have any protection. ”

Huang Laobuar thought for a while and said, "Liu Xing, Liu Wu is with you, they are good at martial arts, don't be afraid." ”

"But Mom, if Liu Xing Liu Wu is entangled by their beloved man, then I'm not very dangerous, can I still earn money for my mother in the future?" Magnolia guessed that the old bustard knew that she had some martial arts skills, but she just drank the soul-killing water made by the middle character. The martial arts that have been forgotten overnight, and it is difficult to recover, and it takes a long time of conditioning and a lot of perseverance to do it.

Mother Huang thought about it, and the magnolia moved the catkins. The catkins "ah" attracted the attention of the old bustard, and she said helpfully: "Mom, Sister Hua is so smart, why don't you simply teach her a few tricks quickly, just in case." How can a woman like Sister Hua not have a little wolf prevention technique, in case any of them come to deceive people, isn't it cheap to be so cheap?"

Huang's mother swallowed: "This, this, it will be difficult to do if you hurt the guest." ”

"My mother doesn't like her daughter at all, and she says she likes her the most. Magnolia said coquettishly.

"Don't be angry, Mom taught you seven tricks. These seven tricks of foot kung fu are enough for you to deal with the average broken child, you are optimistic, this is it. She fought.

The seven strokes are fluttering, like driving the wind, like a flying eagle, like a flower butterfly that swings its wings leisurely and lightly. It turned out that her set of fists and feet did not use internal strength, so it was an external force, so the lethality was not very large. But this is exactly the taste of the magnolia, this magnolia has internal force and can't make it, so it's in a hurry. Now that she has fallen into the wolf's den again, the self-merry top-picking female thief has become a merry grass-picking prostitute.