150 monks made trouble, and the golden knife shot

Hearing the sound of the fight, the guests in the Wanhualou were all cautious and eager to see what was going on, because there were many people who were hiding filth and committing adultery in this place. It's like the uneven road that wears burlap and has fun with the Spring Festival, that is, he thinks that something is going to happen to him, so he has to see it clearly no matter what.

and Zhang Biao, who had ordered fragrant flowers and huihua, was also a little restless when he saw the appearance of the officers and soldiers. What people never expected was that a big monk actually came to the Qinglou, which was inevitably a little funny.

The big monk said forcefully: "Amitabha, little sister donor." I admire you for being so sophisticated and capable, and I really want to be with you. Now you have a big family, which makes people not envious. ”

Seeing that he was a monk, the old bustard still intended to despise himself, if Fan was informed. Then there must be another bloody storm, and he said: "What did you do in the past world, now you have a good home, and I also have a good way." The two of us have nothing to do with each other, and if you want to spend with me again, I'm sorry unless you win against me. As for how I am, it's not all practiced with you men, how can I see this family without three or two tricks?"

Seeing that he refused to tolerate himself, the great monk was unwilling to let himself go, and he was unwilling, so he had to ask for an explanation. didn't care about what others said, and said shamelessly: "Amitabha, what you said is really reasonable." ”

When he had finished speaking, he saw a woman coming from behind, holding a wooden cutting board and a golden knife in the middle. Seeing that she was coming, the old bustard could just deal with the big monk, and said with a smile: "Sister Huang, you are here, where are my goods?"

The Golden Dao Shi Niang once worked with the Baolong clan, and was also a proud disciple of the white-haired girl of the Jade Girl Sect, Aunt Huang pointed to the colorless monk and said: "Goods, where is it? Isn't this a ready-made goods? Do you have to find it somewhere else?"

The old bustard was asking her to handle this person, and said with a smile: "Aunt Huang, you are really good at business, and the business has actually come to my house." Well, as long as you help clean up this donkey monk, I'll give you double the price. ”

Aunt Huang coughed heavily and asked happily, "Little sister, this is true." ”

"Of course it's serious, do you think I look like a person who is short of money now? The one he wears is not the most expensive and trendy, and any piece of jewelry on his body is worth a few of his lives? The old lady exports eight tripods and one tripod, doesn't it count?" Huang Xiaomei wanted to get rid of this person who caused trouble to herself, and she was afraid that she would not look good when she made a move, so she came up with a way to borrow a knife to kill people.

"Okay, I've decided the price, and the woman said it as soon as she said it, eight teacher horses with thirty-two legs. Aunt Huang pointed at the big monk and said with a sneer: "The flower monk also has to divide the occasion to make trouble, is this a place for people like you to come? I knew that I was facing the blue lantern Buddha wall all day long, why did I spoil myself in the first place, and the empty door was as deep as the sea, Amitabha. ”

The old bustard uncovered the old bottom of the big monk and said: "Where is he a monk, eating wine, eating meat, killing people and setting fires, prostitution and gambling." He was the big thief of the year, just because he stepped on too many flowers, he was collected everywhere, and he couldn't get mixed up in the rivers and lakes, so he went to take refuge in Wu Sansi, the abbot of Shaolin Temple. ”

The big monk couldn't bear him when he saw so many people, and now an Aunt Huang also pretended to be high in his eyes, and said with a smile: "I can't imagine that the little peach blossom who has slept with so many men still remembers me so much." It can be seen that there are still benefits to being bad for men, otherwise they would have forgotten it all a long time ago. Little sister, you still remember me, I think when we were lingering, you said you didn't remember me the next night. I can't imagine that the older you are, the better your memory. I'm just a big monk, what's wrong. ”

Seeing that it was him, the bustard laughed and said, "I wasn't sure, but your underwear is torn, revealing the symbol of your silver sword, so I know you." ”

The great monk didn't want to make a fool of himself now, so he tightened his pants and said, "Amitabha, sin, it's really careless." ”

Huang Xiaomei's mother smiled and said: "Don't be serious, others don't know you, don't I know you? Wine and meat have been piercing the intestines all day long, the Buddha is in my heart, what kind of man haven't we women seen? It's not uncommon for you to be like you." ”

Aunt Huang picked up the anvil and flew over, and stepped forward first and slashed with a golden knife, how could the big monk sit still and wait to die. The first strike is strong, and Zen Gong smashed down without waiting for her to get close. Aunt Huang flashed on one side, and took a step closer to cut the hand of the colorless monk who was holding a Zen battle. I didn't expect her to advance instead of retreating, the knife was extremely sharp, and it was not a broken hand or foot when she touched it.

So he withdrew his right hand, dodged her slash, and swept his left hand horizontally, Aunt Huang had expected it, and the cat leaned down and slashed at the feet of the uncolored monk. The colorless monk knew that there was no reason not to dodge if he suffered a loss, so he dragged a Zen staff back a few steps and was almost driven to the gate.

But he can't lose this face, if he runs away like this, what will the people on the rivers and lakes think of him. jumped up again, and Aunt Huang fought very fiercely with her, and they didn't give in. Aunt Huang held a golden knife and a wooden anvil in her hand and rotated it in the middle of the volume, and Aunt Huang used the golden knife to chop it up on the chopping board.

At this time, Huang Lao Bustard also went over to help, but the big monk was struggling, not to mention the two old women, and it was difficult for him to take care of each other. After about twenty strokes, he was subdued by these two women. Aunt Huang wants to take the golden knife down and kill him, take their hearts and livers and so on. But she was so poisoned that she couldn't move in pain, so she said colorlessly: "Mother Huang spares her life, I came to see your best girl, Hanhua Saintess." ”

The little sister bustard saw that he was soft, and saw that the horses on his body were quite exquisite. I think he is not bad, otherwise how dare I come to a woman in a grand manner, she has always been rich and easy to do, anything can be negotiated and smiled: "You are a monk, and you also come to see women, you are really greedy for red dust, why do I believe you if you still come to see women." ”

Bu Se still came out of his arms with a large bag of things, heavy and heavy, and his appearance was shining with yellow light. The bustard hurriedly opened it and looked at it, and found ten yards of neat gold bars in front of him. She said in horror: "VIP! VIP donkey came to the door, gold VIP customer." ”

Seeing her treat her differently, he knew that this was the case, so he gave it to her directly, and he didn't waste so much effort in it and said: "Little sister, these few people say that it is enough for me to live for most of my life, I will give it all to you, count my compensation fee and faux pas." ”

Mother Huang patted the bald head of the great monk, and said with kind words: "It's developed, let's talk about it earlier! I didn't expect to be a monk at sunset, and the oil and water are particularly rich! We are all old friends, and we are polite to me, thank you so much, Master." Oh, it's a big official, who is rich these years, is a father, and if you have a milk, you can see that they all call me mother, and which of them is my own birth? ”

When he heard it, he said after the rain and the sky was clear: "A small meaning is not a respect, the greedy monk is rude, Amitabha." ”

The old bustard smiled and said, "If you want to eat meat and fried radish, no problem." Outside...... It's really raining, it's so dark, and the big official's body is still so wet, Xiaocui, Xiaohua come over and change the clothes for the big guest officer. ”

"It's rare that I haven't seen you for many years, and you're still so warm and thoughtful!" said without saying anything.

The old bustard also knew his habits, although it had been many years, he still remembered it and said: "Xiaohua and the big guest officer like to be quiet, the sound is not too loud, too big is not good, and the early rest is all about this as a first-class inn." ”

Bu Se touched his bald head and said happily: "It's all up to my mother's instructions." ”

The old bustard also said to him: "You also call me mother, and my mother calls me old, am I that old?"

He hugged him left and right and said heartily: "What, you want me to call you Mom, it's not good." ”

Huang Lao Bustard didn't look serious, and said that there are no serious men in this place. It's a serious man pretending to be pure here, but it's an indecent thing and says, "you, go quickly." You don't remember, I'm still the Oiran girl in your heart, little peach, little sister! ”

Huang Laobuar said again: "Zilan, love flower, Minlan quickly help me send the big official." ”

Everyone should say, "It's Mommy." ”

"Guest, please, let me help you, don't monks often look for nuns? "Their sweet smiling faces, beautiful throats, charming eyes, and graceful figures. Move a cowardly, coquettish temperament step by step.

No, it was like a long drought and a sweet forest, and he said: "Female Bodhisattva, oh no, female donors, please." ”

Huang Lao Bustard saw that he was poor and insatiable, and he was really a demon in the color and said: "You can't have 8 girls for me, otherwise I won't be able to give birth to so many girls to accompany others today, and it's not enough to accompany myself." ”

Bu Se responded, "Soon." ”

Aunt Huang and Huang Lao Bustard came to the pharmacy, and Huang Lao Bustard said: "Sister Golden Knife, your Golden Knife Knife technique is becoming more and more expressive. ”

Aunt Huang had a bad complexion, and said weakly: "Senior sister, you have inhaled the yang energy of the child's body, don't you look younger and younger?

The old bustard smiled smugly: "Where, play with them casually, they get benefits, and I also get benefits." The two sides benefit, not to mention that there is money sent to the door, and the body is replenished, and there are good sisters' hearts to eat, isn't this some stone three birds' plan?"

Aunt Huang said half-boasting and half-flattened: "Senior sister, you will still be in charge, no wonder the business of Huamanlou is becoming more and more prosperous, the old fox's plan is really clean." ”

"Sister Nabi, you live and die, this golden knife and your mouth, how many people can eat. She lowered her head and said slowly, "A mouthful of people's hearts." ”

She gave Aunt Huang the pill, that is, the dried heart, and drank the medicinal wine.