Thinking that he would not be able to change back to his original appearance tomorrow, Yin Xiaoran had an urge to think about SHI.

She admits that the current appearance is indeed to have a face and a figure, the big place is absolutely big, the small place is absolutely small, and the skin is delicate and can be broken, the country's premier jade girl red star is indeed not blown out, but ...... But no matter what, it's still good in the original! Even if the original appearance is just ordinary and delicate, but after many years with me, I have feelings!

"Must it be tomorrow?" Yin Xiaoran looked at Yi Fan, his eyes full of grief and pleading.

Unfortunately, her prayer was destined to be invalid, and Yifan nodded without hesitation and directly strangled her small hope in the cradle.

"your father!" The depressed Yin Xiaoran burst a mantra and wanted to complain about Yifan, but when she thought that it was her own nonsense that caused the current consequences, she couldn't blame it, but who didn't blame him?

The more he thought about it, the more worried Yin Xiaoran couldn't help glaring at Yi Fan fiercely, and then turned around and was about to leave, only two steps away, and his arm was grabbed by Yi Fan.

"Where are you going?"

"Where am I going to care about your!" was angry at him, and Yin Xiaoran's tone was quite bad.

"We are already married and now we should talk about marriage. Yifan said seriously.

Yin Xiaoran almost choked on saliva, getting married? She heard her right, didn't she hear it right? Isn't it just a night and love? Why did it get married?

"I said half-hung immortals, do you know what marriage is?" Yin Xiaoran stood up and raised his eyebrows and looked at Yifan.

Yifan said in a calm tone: "Of course I know, I used to be called a marriage when I was a mortal, but now you are called married." ”

"Then you should understand that marriage requires an emotional foundation, I have known you for less than twenty-four hours now, and since I met you, I have been unlucky, and I have been unlucky, getting married?"

"But we already have the reality of husband and wife, and we should get married in both love and reason, and I must be responsible. ”

Yin Xiaoran sneered, "Big brother, what age is it now? Our kind of one-night stand, which says to break up at dawn, you don't have to be responsible, OK?"

"I'm not responsible?" Yifan's brows furrowed slightly.

"Yes, no!" Yin Xiaoran waved his hand, looking unconcerned.

The two fell silent suddenly, and just when she thought that the other party had understood what she meant and was about to leave, Yifan suddenly said to her: "Then you will be responsible for me." ”

The tone was so calm that it was like talking about the weather, and almost made Yin Xiaoran fall under his feet.

"You want me to be responsible for you?" she pointed at herself in disbelief.

Yifan nodded quite calmly, "I said in the hotel, I gave you the body of a boy who has guarded for thousands of years, and you must be responsible." ”

"Hey, hey......" Yin Xiaoran suddenly couldn't laugh or cry, "How can a man chase after a woman to be responsible? And you say that you are a child, you are a child? Even the hospital can't detect a virgin, why do you say that you belong to me for the first time? Besides, it's the first time for me?

You've been guarding the body of a virgin for thousands of years, and if that's the case, your virginity will be fossilized!

Yi Fan shook his head lightly and said, "Our first night is different, you have now accepted my immortal yuan physically, and there will be no pain from now on, and ordinary poison can't hurt you." ”

Yin Xiaoran was sluggish, didn't she? Why did it sound so much like the plot in a martial arts novel? Do you want to help her get through the second pulse of Ren Du, so that no poison will be invaded from now on? Are you sure we just rolled the sheets last night instead of passing on the gong?

Ignoring Yin Xiaoran's sluggish expression, Yifan continued: "I went down to earth this time just to get a relationship in our previous life, so we want to get married, and I will accompany you until you die." ”

It was supposed to be a touching passage of a man's heartfelt words to a woman, but Yi Fan's flat and straightforward tone made people feel like listening to a report, and the corners of Yin Xiaoran's mouth twitched a few times unconsciously.

She held her forehead a little weakly, and said, "Big brother, I can be sure that we definitely didn't know each other before, and we met online, how could it be so coincidental that we had a fate with you in your previous life?"

Where in the world is there such a coincidence? Could it be that the immortal method of the gods can see her existence through the network cable? Even if she can see it, she took the initiative to talk to her on the Internet yesterday, is this also calculated? Is it possible?

"I didn't go online, I waited for you at the bar according to the guidance of the old man, I was also very strange that you suddenly talked to me, but when I saw the peach blossom birthmark on the back of your hand, I knew that you were the person I was looking for, so I left with you. Yifan said.

Yin Xiaoran's eyes widened suddenly, "Wait, what are you talking about? You haven't gone online? You weren't the 'soaring' who made an appointment to meet me in the chat room on the Internet?"

Yifan shook his head and said, "I never said that I am, it is you who you think." ”

The corners of Yin Xiaoran's mouth twitched again, you are a father, you actually recognized the wrong person and went to the wrong bed? Oh my God! Do you want to play with such a big oolong to play her? Now it's trouble!

What's even more tragic is that she took the initiative to provoke this big trouble!

"Old Yue, you unlucky one! Sister cursed you for being by, ah no, being exploded by the gods!" Yin Xiaoran looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, and her teeth clucked.

At this time, Yue Lao, who was secretly watching the play with the 25-inch LCD monitor in the office, couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, and then clamped his legs, and his beard was blown up and down by the exhaled air, and he whispered in his mouth: "Dead girl, you are so poisonous! Dare to curse this god! This god curses you to be pressed for a lifetime!"

Thanks to the high technology of the mortal world, Yue Lao, who loves to surf the Internet, can naturally understand these most popular words nowadays, so he is so angry that he is incoherent.

The camera pans back to the mortal world.

Yi Fan asked in surprise: "What does Burst Ju mean?" Don't blame him for not understanding, although Heavenly Court is equipped with computers for every immortal, but he only uses it to deal with official business, and it seems to him that surfing the Internet is too wasteful of time, so he doesn't understand these words at all.

Yin Xiaoran glanced at him and said, "Are you sure you want to know?"

Yifan frowned, he had a hunch that he still didn't know, so he shook his head, but Yin Xiaoran just followed him, and said with bad intentions: "You don't want to know, but I just want to tell you that the so-called chrysanthemum is the backyard flower, and I don't need to explain the meaning of the explosion, right?"

How could Yi Fan not understand it? His face turned black all of a sudden, and he said unhappily: "Girls, don't talk about this. ”

"Girl, are you sure I'm still a girl?" Yin Xiaoran teased him and deliberately teased.

Yi Fan's face was close to the blackness of ink, and he reached out and patted her on the head, and reprimanded, "Don't talk nonsense!"

Yin Xiaoran glared at him hatefully, and was about to open her mouth to refute, when suddenly her mobile phone rang, and when she took it out, she saw that the call was from Li Xiaoxiao.