Chapter 5: The Truth About the Immortals (Part II)
It turned out that 3,000 years ago, Yifan was a businessman among individuals, and in that era, he valued agriculture over business, and even if he had a lot of money, he was looked down upon. One year, the prince's cavalry rebelled and threatened him with the lives of Yifan's entire family to help him, and Yifan had to compromise for the sake of his family's lives.
Later, the prince was defeated and beheaded, and Yifan, who was the money supply behind the scenes, was also implicated and beheaded, and the masses who did not know the truth scolded him for despising the emperor for being a chaotic minister and thief, and he was full of grievances and could only force his heart.
Before the beheading, according to the custom, the relatives will send a sumptuous meal to the prisoner, that is, the decapitation meal, the poor Yifan family has to die for dozens of people, not to mention the decapitation meal, and in the end, there is no one to send the funeral to collect it, so they can only be thrown to the mass grave.
At this time, a kind-hearted woman saw that Yifan was pitiful and gave him a steamed bun, Yifan was grateful, and made a promise, vowing that if there is an afterlife, he will repay this meal with his body.
Later, Yifan was reincarnated and became the richest businessman in the world again, and then met a Taoist and learned that he had a wisdom root, so he handed over his family property to his younger brother, followed the Taoist to concentrate on cultivation, and spent thousands of years of time, and finally became an immortal.
Because he has been a wealthy businessman for several generations and has the ability to collect wealth, so after ranking in the immortal class, the Jade Emperor named him the God of Wealth, which is more than a thousand years.
After reading the front edge displayed on the computer, Yi Fan sighed, it turned out that he really had a front edge, a thousand years of cultivation, and then a thousand years of being an immortal, he had already forgotten all these past events.
"Thank you. Yi Fan sincerely thanked Yue Lao again, and then smiled helplessly, "But what should I do? You also know that I have cultivated immortals for thousands of years, and I have long forgotten about love." ”
"This is simple, I have one of the most popular love idol dramas in the world in my computer, anyway, there is still some time before you go down, you can watch and study first. "Yue Lao contributed the computer very diligently.
After Yi Fan thanked him, his brows furrowed again, "But how can I find her?"
"This woman has a birthmark in the shape of a peach blossom on the back of her right hand, you can see it. Yue Lao smiled meaningfully.
Next, Yi Fan came to the mortal world, followed the instructions of the old man to come to the dust bar to wait, and then met Yin Xiaoran, who had a peach blossom birthmark on the back of his hand.
I don't know if Yue Lao did it on purpose, so he thinks that the romantic drama that he should refer to happens to be the male and female protagonists coming together because of one, night, and love, and he has not been in contact with love for thousands of years, so he thinks that this is the most popular way of love in the world now, so he will so simply roll the sheets with Yin Xiaoran.
If Yin Xiaoran knew that the truth about her one, night, and love was like this, she would definitely raise her arms and shout: "Pit your father's steamed buns! Pit your father's old moon!"
In fact, this is only part of the truth of Yi Fan's descent to earth, and the most important reason is that he doesn't even know himself.
It is said that when Yifan went down to earth, Yue Lao immediately went to find the Jade Emperor.
In the palace, after the Jade Emperor retired from the heavenly soldiers and generals on duty, the two began to mumble quietly.
"Back to the Jade Emperor, the little god is fortunate not to be dishonored, and he has already revealed some things to the God of Wealth according to your instructions, so that he can find the woman as soon as possible. Yue Lao bowed and said.
The Jade Emperor nodded, "That's good, did you get that high-definition projector from the mortal world? And what 75-inch LED rear-projection LCD TV......"
"It has been prepared, and the little god has quietly placed a panoramic camera with GPS global positioning system on the body of the God of Wealth, and it uses the most advanced privacy recognition system, except for some pictures that are not suitable for viewing, you can continue to understand his every move in the mortal world throughout the day. ”
"He won't find out, will he?"
"Absolutely not, I processed the camera with immortal methods, so that it turned into a part of the body of the God of Wealth, and the mana of the God of Wealth was sealed, and I would not notice it. Yue Lao stroked his beard and smiled sinisterly.
"Well, you have done a good job, and after this king tells the queen mother, he will be rewarded for his merits. Speaking of the Queen Mother, the corners of the Jade Emperor's eyes twitched.
Yue Lao asked suspiciously: "Jade Emperor, why did the Queen Mother forge a front edge to deceive the God of Wealth?"
It turned out that the so-called 3,000-year-old edge was forged by the Queen Mother!
The Jade Emperor sighed helplessly, "Since the Heavenly Realm and the mortal world have been on track, we immortals have used high technology, and the Queen Mother doesn't know when she became obsessed with reality shows in the world, so ...... You understand?"
The corners of Yue Lao's mouth twitched, all this was caused by a reality show, Rao is he has cultivated immortals for thousands of years, and he also has an urge to flip the table at this moment.
"Then why did you choose the God of Wealth?" "There are so many immortals in the heavenly realm, if you want to talk about beautiful men, how can you designate the God of Wealth as soon as you grab a large piece?"
The Jade Emperor glanced at Yue Lao, and the pressure on his body suddenly opened, Yue Lao thought that he had said the wrong thing, and quickly bowed his head to admit his mistake, but unexpectedly, the Jade Emperor said in a tone with a hint of grievance: "Will I tell you that I caught the God of Wealth by drawing lots?"
A few thick black lines slipped off the old man's forehead, and he complained in his heart: Haven't you already said it? And what's the matter with your complaining tone? It seems that the God of Wealth has no relationship with your old man.
"I also want to go down to earth once, this broken luck! depressed!" After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he waved his sleeves, and the whole person disappeared.
Yue Lao stood in place and froze, and after a while, he suddenly touched his beard and laughed, muttering to himself: "Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, you would never have thought that the red line of the two of them has been bound by the will of heaven, and with the character of the God of Wealth, he will definitely choose to give up the immortal nationality to accompany that woman, and then there will be no God of Wealth in the heavenly realm, hehe......"
With a wave of dust in his hand, Yue Lao also disappeared into the palace.
The above is the whole truth of Yifan's descent to earth.
The camera turned back to the mortal world, Yin Xiaoran and Yifan finally got off the invincible taxi, the driver didn't even want the car money, took out his mobile phone and took a group photo with Yin Xiaoran, who now looks like Fan Bing, and drove away happily.
Because she didn't know where Yin Xiaoran's family lived, and her current appearance was too eye-catching, Yifan lied that she was Fan Bing's agent, and accompanied her here to survey the terrain and prepare a photo album, and asked the driver to drive the car to a relatively remote suburb.
When the car drove far away, and there was no one around, Yin Xiaoran grabbed Yifan's clothes and shouted: "You decrepit god, hurry up and turn me back!"
She has to go back to the Internet to see if there is any business to pick up, and she has to earn money to eat, but how dare she go back now?
Yifan shook his head and said, "I told you that the things I conjured up can only last for one day, and it must last one day, and you will change back tomorrow by this time." ”
"Tomorrow?!" Yin Xiaoran almost screamed.
Now there are still ten or twenty hours until tomorrow, such a long time is enough for her to make a few pieces of jewelry, and if she sells it for money, it will be at least a few hundred yuan, and she seems to have seen a few red tickets grow wings and fly away in front of her eyes.