He is actually very afraid that Zhang Xiaowen will not compare, this kid, just slandered Lao Tzu like that, and made it public, Lao Tzu can't beat you, there is no reason to beat classmates in the world, except for the two famous classmates in the Warring States, Sun Bin and Pang Juan, Lao Tzu will compare your talent with you, and compare you to death.

"Compare, whatever you want, whatever you want. Zhang Xiaowen finally felt that the opportunity had come, and when he got what he was best at, he would definitely die Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong was laughing wildly in his heart, and in his mind, he called Wenqu Xing.

......

"Old man, where are you, come and come, come and show off your literary talents!"

"Great sage, little old man's literary talent, there is no need to show, tens of thousands of years ago, it established my status as a supreme music star, I can write poems in my mother's womb, I can write couplets at the age of one, and I can write long essays at the age of three...... At the age of twenty, he is in charge of the articles of the world, and at the age of thirty, he is in charge of the articles of the world...... Forty, he was specially recruited by the Jade Emperor in the sky to become an immortal, directly Jindan Dacheng, the Yuan Infant went out of the body to become an immortal, ranked in the immortal class, and then took charge of the heavenly court articles, the human articles, and all the articles in the heavens and the earth....."

"Don't blow it, at least you can't write the Tao Te Ching, you can't write the Diamond Sutra, you can't write the scriptures that Tang Seng wants to take, haha!"

"This, the moral essay poetry I am in charge of, the Great Sage!"

"Okay, don't blow it, come up with a couplet, I'm going to kill that guy!" Sun Wukong said with a smile.

"Okay, I think about it, I think about it, I think about it, the Great Sage, so and so. ”

"Okay, yes, after the deed is done, please eat the fairy peach, haha, the queen mother is stingy, I only invite you to eat once a year, the varieties I transplanted there are very good, the effect is also good, there are a lot of them, you can eat them casually." ”

.......

"Then play a little with you, Zhang Xiaowen, I heard that you are only eight years old, come on, compare the couplet, I'm going to lose so much that I don't have any underwear, I'll make the question, you come right, listen, the upper link is 'two fires for the flame', you are right!" Sun Wukong said the title.

Hehe, Zhang Xiaowen is known for his famous articles, good poetry, and often boasting of couplets, Sun Wukong came here.

It's hard to get right.

At this time, a boy next to Zhang Xiaowen said, "What's so difficult about this, Xiaowen, you are famous for your literary talents, kill him in seconds!"

"Yes, haha, I can be right, 'Miki for the forest', haha, yes. There is a brother of Zhang Xiaowen said.

Someone is shaking their heads, this person is an expert.

Many girls like to read, they know some couplet things, Zhou Cambridge spoke, she understands a little, "No, couplets are difficult."

Yan is not the salt of salt water, but add water to become light, it is obvious that this is a split word couplet, the word "Yan" is split into two "fire" words, and "Yan" and "salt" homonym, "Yan" word plus three points of water becomes the word "light", it can be said that this upper link seems simple, but it is still very difficult to give a wonderful lower link. ”

Everyone began to ponder, and it was.

That's really hard.

Everyone thought about it for a long time, and felt that they couldn't think of it, it was too difficult, too difficult, Zhang Xiaowen is usually known as a talent, and the best talent in the class, depending on how he is.

Everyone looks at Zhang Xiaowen, he is sitting there alone, like a stone Buddha, very similar to Li Haohao, a national player in Go in the Han Kingdom, but it seems that his white hair is coming out.

One, two.

"Wow, what is Zhang Xiaowen doing, he is staging three thousand feet of white hair?" the classmates were all discussing there.

"If you think about it any longer, won't he have a hundred heads? ”

"Hey, the first battle is white, miserable, and if you fight again, won't you become bald?"

"Then if you fight again, won't you be headless?"

The classmates looked at Zhang Xiaowen with great pity and sympathy, as if they were looking at a bald and headless guy.

Of course, the most energetic person was the classmate named Hou Tao.

Everyone doesn't know that he is in a place called Huaguo Mountain, and he is the second master of the younger generation, and some people call him Hou Xiaoer.

He was the one who hit Zhang Xiaowen and Zheng Australia at the beginning.

......

"I'm here for the right one!" Yang Qian smiled, this is the first appearance in No. 1 Middle School, she can't embarrass Sun Wukong, on the surface, she is competing with him.

She coughed a few times.

Everyone was curious for a while, and many students were looking forward to it.

Looking forward to the beauty to defeat Sun Wukong.

Looking at it like this, Zhang Xiaowen pondered and meditated, most of them to no avail, hoping that this beauty could give the top students a long face.

I heard that this beauty is also a scholar, that is with all of us, Xueba helps Xueba, our Xueba is very promising, Wang Harvard They think so.

"I've also had some couplets, and I'm going to make a couplet this one: 'Ertu is Gui'," Yang Qian said with a smile.

"Wow!" the students didn't react at first, but then suddenly thought, okay, okay.

A few female classmates who understood began to applaud, and the rest of the classmates also began to applaud.

Zhang Xiaowen was still there in a daze, with more and more gray hair.

When he heard this couplet, he listened to the sound of a fairy, "Good, wonderful!" he said to himself.

"This Gui is not the turtle's turtle, but with the addition of Bu Cheng hexagram, the word 'Gui' can be split into two 'earth' words, and it is the homonym of 'turtle'', 'two fires are flames, and two soil is Gui', good, wonderful, wonderful, this lower couplet should be unprecedented, this couplet can only be right with these four words!" Zhang Xiaowen said to himself.

"Hahaha!" Zhang Xiaowen laughed wildly and looked at Sun Wukong, as if he had picked up a big treasure.

"You are very arrogant, but, there are still people who beat you, you admit defeat, although I didn't come out, but you can't come out, haha, you also lost, haha. Zhang Xiaowen laughed wildly.

He looked up to the sky and smiled, as if he wanted to be fierce.

Sun Wukong looked at him like an idiot.

The question is from Lao Tzu, how can Lao Tzu not be right, haha, Lao Tzu has Wenqu Xing by his side, you kid, you can't think of it even if you want your hair white, haha, haha.

"Listen, my next link is coming, and the next link is 'two days for Chang'!" Sun Wukong smiled proudly.

The students were stunned, and Mr. Huang was also stunned, this couplet seems to be good, but it seems to be some, that, that, ambiguous!

Yes!

I'm still a virgin!

This classmate Sun is too bad!

Her face flushed instantly.

Because of the big movement of this game, it alarmed the teachers of the whole school, most of the Chinese teachers came, they were all watching from the sidelines, and even on the windows, the heads of those teachers were leaning together.

Many female teachers seemed to understand, but they didn't dare to speak, and their faces turned red.

The male teacher thought it was wonderful, wonderful, they shook their heads and looked at those beautiful teachers, and wanted to say, wonderful, wonderful, but, they didn't dare to speak, and they couldn't say it, they worked quietly, shot guns, don't, things that devils know, everyone knows, they all came out of watching movies like "Tunnel Warfare" and "Mine Warfare" since childhood.

It's just one person, the supreme commander of the school, Principal Liu Ying is also here, and he is also there.

He is also very familiar with this couplet, and he is even more familiar with the matter of Fengyue.

Hearing this couplet, his whole body was refreshed, "Wonderful, wonderful, Chang is not a prostitute's Chang, plus the mouth becomes a singing, the word 'Chang' can be split into two 'day' words, and with the 'prostitute' homonym, this couplet is very wonderful, very wonderful, the most wonderful is the Japanese word, very expressive, 'two fires for the flame, two days for prostitution' on that day word, paired with the profession of prostitution, two days is prostitution, too appropriate, too expressive. ”