At this time, his secretary, a teacher with glasses, Mr. Kong, is said to be a descendant of a Chinese sage, and his articles are very well learned, and his morality is even better.

"Ahem, Headmaster!" he reminded softly.

Principal Liu Ying realized that there was something wrong, and the female teachers present all blushed.

He thought to himself, red face, red hair, Lao Tzu told so many meat jokes to spice up the atmosphere when he was in a meeting, and told so many meat jokes when he took you out to dinner with the leader, you know that you are blushing, pretending to be shy, who knows if you are at home, have you talked to men, who knows if you have worn those nurse costumes when you are intimate with men, hum, don't say I don't know, I know that some teachers have quietly bought some adult products and self-play supplies.

Thinking of this, he glanced at Teacher Huang, as well as at several other female teachers, all of whom were old virgins, or their husbands had that problem.

Because, Liu Ying also bought men's things in the same online store, so he knew what it was as soon as he saw the packaging.

The teachers wanted to hide from people, but he always saw it, and he didn't know why, because he always liked to look out of the window, and the big iron box at the school to pick up the courier and the one that picked up the goods automatically was under the tree outside his window.

As soon as he saw that the teachers were shyly taking those things, he knew that there was a problem, and when he looked at the things again, he understood everything.

.....

However, there are still many students present, many female students, and they can't be allowed to learn badly with them, so these beautiful students will be cheaper for these boys.

Ahem, although I am a principal, a moral article, and a teacher's demeanor, I can't have such a bad intention, but I can't let these boys take advantage.

I'm the highest prefect in the school.

"Ahem, yes, yes, everyone will meet friends with text today, good. In this way, seeing that everyone is so enthusiastic about language learning, I am also pleased, I will come up with a question, you classmates, who answers, even if it is the couplet master in the class, haha! Come on, Zhang Xiaowen, your father is the first writer of the municipal government, and he is known as the mayor's courage, don't embarrass your father, haha, classmate Sun, you are a hot new hero of our school, you also have to work hard, don't discredit the title of hero. ”

Principal Liu said with a smile.

Everyone was stunned for a while, and suddenly, Mr. Kong took the lead in applauding.

Everyone applauded.

Starting with male teachers, then female teachers, then Nan classmates, and then female classmates.

"Welcome the principal to give you questions, a class of students, you are so lucky, meet the principal questions, you know, our teachers in the meeting, once asked the principal to come up with a couplet, the principal always smiled, refused to bother with his brains, the principal once in college, with couplets all over the provincial colleges and universities, won the favor of the president's wife, this is a very romantic love story, can be called an epic love, everything is because of a couplet. "Mr. Kong seems to be telling a long story.

The principal's eyes began to shine, remembering the past, and remembering the demeanor of the wife of the provincial city, who was known as the first beauty in Chinese.

Seeing that everyone wanted to hear it, Mr. Kong told the story of the principal with a smile on his face, as if he had experienced it himself.

"She is the provincial city where our province's liberal arts champion enters, entering the Chinese Department of the first university in the provincial city to study, she is literary and talented, poetry and music, no one can compare, a dream of the red chamber, backwards like a stream, every weekend, the boys who want to pursue her are gathered downstairs in her, singing and singing, chanting poetry, are some poor and sour teenagers, there are too many people, often can line up to the street outside the school, but she can't look at it, I was also a young maniac at the time, I wanted to see beautiful women, talented women, but I couldn't squeeze in, all downstairs were boys in various performances, Principal Liu was angry, he took out a bottle of Wenjun liquor, drank it all in one gulp, and then went crazy after drinking, ran to the white wall under their girls' dormitory, wrote down an upper link, and asked these boys to answer the lower link, if they can't answer, get out!"

Everyone was fascinated for a while, especially Mr. Kong.

The female teachers also began to look at Principal Liu with adoring eyes, forgetting his lustful eyes, middle-aged hunger and thirst, they felt that they could understand.

The merry and talented man back then, they still admired it, besides, today's hunger and thirst are not the principal's hunger and thirst alone, but they themselves are not eager to have such eyes, ambiguous, how good, as long as they don't move their hands and feet.

The principal is basically a gentleman, and he never moves his hands and feet, like some agency chiefs, such as the case of harassment of female subordinates by the director of a certain part of the state capital that has just been reported.

.......

"Don't talk about it, it's all over the past, hehe!" the headmaster retracted.

"I know that the principal was shocked by a beautiful couplet, and everyone should not understand it as that essence, do not be ambiguous, do not be ambiguous. "It's okay that Teacher Kong didn't explain, but as soon as he explained, those female teachers blushed even more.

Those male teachers looked at the beautiful teachers who lowered their heads, and felt that they were enjoying it, "The most is the gentleness of the bowed head, like a water lotus flower that is not shy!"

This is not only a silent tone that makes the female teachers cool, but also makes all the male teachers happy.

It's good, it's good.

School, I love you, I love you in school life, the male teachers thought very happily.

"In short, the principal had a couplet back then, those boys couldn't answer, they walked away, singing pop love songs, singing Kunqu opera, singing quintessential Peking Opera, singing Western opera, etc., all left, the first talented girl in the provincial city walked downstairs, picked up a brush, and wrote the next couplet written by the principal with chalk, at that moment, the heaven and the earth were shocked, the sun and the moon were gone, because of the face and talent of the principal's wife, the so-called closed moon shy flower, there was still half a difference!" Teacher Kong said so fascinatingly, as if at that time, he was on the side.

"Teacher Kong, were you there at the time?" a female teacher spoke, the female teacher was very beautiful and loved literature, she was the teacher who had an affair with the principal in the principal's office, and she had already entered the story deeply.

But when she said this, she was also a little jealous.

Teacher Kong didn't know the reason, Principal Liu noticed the strangeness of the beauty and already wanted to accept it, but Teacher Kong didn't know it yet.

"Hehe, I was there, I kept reciting the Analects, and I was wearing a hanfu with a lupine scarf!" Mr. Kong said embarrassedly.

The audience burst into laughter.

The beautiful teacher also smiled, and Principal Liu was relaxed for a while, this Kong Er, haha, haha, he really has him, indeed, he was like this at that time.

"I felt that they were a pair of beautiful people, perfect match, in contrast, we are light bulbs, light bulb-like existence, at that time I felt that I wanted to follow the principal for the rest of my life, of course, my daughter-in-law is also the best friend of the principal's wife, hehe, she is also the principal's wife's light bulb existence. Teacher Kong said.

Everyone laughed, this is like the truth, Mr. Kong deserves to be the principal's loyal right-hand man.

Principal Liu was very satisfied, he looked at Teacher Kong, and his heart became more and more pleasing to the eye, even his bald head was very pleasing to the eye.

Those students all watched the teachers have fun here, and they didn't open their mouths.

However, many people looked at Sun Wukong and Yang Qian in front of them, and couldn't help but think of the story of the principal and the principal's wife.

(Remember, from October 9th, to Friday, collection, recommendation, must come more, by the way, I wrote a good chapter of the battle for Catch Fish Island, good-looking, the whole rice country, Huaxia, island country, in Sun Wukong's play, but after 60,000 words.) Teaser, teaser, this is the manuscript. Of course, this is not the ultimate solution, the ultimate solution, of course, it is the Huaguoshan aircraft carrier, at this moment, the aircraft carrier has not been built, and it can only make a small fuss, but it is also earth-shattering. Those who offend our Huaxia will be killed even if they are far away! Those who take away an inch of our Huaxia land will destroy the country! This is our belief, and it is also one of the things that Sun Wukong wants to do, and the Jade Emperor will kill him this time, and if he comes, he will beat him up, and he is afraid of destroying an island country!"