Volume 5 The Sea and the Sky Chapter 47 Public Indignation (I)
The day before the arson failed, the next day a large group of people poured into the heretical furniture store, looking at it, asking about it, but not buying, but not leaving. Most of those clerks were the spies of the other party, the two sides played a double reed, the heretical furniture store was full of people, and the customers who really wanted to buy things couldn't get in, even if they squeezed in, no one greeted them, those guys looked at Luo Qian and shrugged their shoulders: You see I have seven or eight guests here.
Luo Qian gritted his teeth and said: "Brother Alton, blast these people out for me!" Alton smiled bitterly: "This is not good, as soon as we make a move, we will give them an excuse to go to war, these people will immediately go back and bring a large group of rescuers, we only have eight people, and we are not opponents at all." Wei Shan shook his head angrily: "Then let them delay our business like this?" Alton was just a bodyguard, and there was not much he could do, so he could only look at the two helplessly.
Luo Qian sneered: Since you used such despicable means, then don't blame me. He said a word to the two of them and left the Rhino Heaven Sacred Collection.
Returned to the fairy world, did not pause, and then came directly to the Iron Sacred Collection. This was much faster than his return from the Rhino Heaven Sacred Gathering to the Iron Sacred Gathering. I'm afraid that the ninth-order saints don't have this speed either. In the leisurely alchemy shop of Yifen, it sells things when there are customers, and repairs manicures when there are no customers. Luo Qian asked her: "Is there any colorless and tasteless medicine that can make people have diarrhea?" Yifen looked at him and smiled: "You want to fix people?" Luo Qian nodded without hesitation, Yifen smiled proudly: "The whole person is looking for Yifen." Yes, guaranteed. You wait. She didn't go in for long, and came out with three Erlenmeyer flasks in both hands: "This one." The potion inside can make people vomit and diarrhea for three days. One less day, you slap me. This bottle can make people's internal organs convuls, nausea and vomiting, but they can't vomit anything, they can only retch, just like a woman's pregnancy reaction. This bottle is the most powerful. It makes people feel like a worm crawling in their stomach, which is not only disgusting, but also quite terrifying!"
Luo Qian was speechless for her: "Yifen, you are really a demon. Yifen smiled: "Thank you for the compliment." But these potions are for thirty people, and you don't give them to one person, it's going to kill you. Luo Qian put away the three bottles of potion in one go: "Take a good look at the store." ”
Walking out of the store, Luo Qian thought about it and felt that something was wrong, turned around and came back. With a "snap", the mental control ring in his brain opened, and the whole person suddenly became different.
A glorious shadow appeared in the doorway, and the rays of the setting sun came in from outside. The man had a golden silhouette and looked extremely tall. Yifen's eyes narrowed. My body involuntarily felt a little hot.
The man seemed to be strolling leisurely, confidently and indifferently walking towards her, and as he walked, the melodious music echoed soothingly through the shop, and the door of the store did not know when it had been closed. Yifen suddenly felt a little trance, this seemed to be the scene in her girl's dream. Yifen became excited, her throat was a little dry, her heart was pounding, and after the rapid secretion of estrogen, this item was real.
Luo Qian showed a calm and elegant smile: "Sister, let's dance......" Luo Qian summarized according to the laws in countless love movies and love works, in melodious classical music, a slightly bearded man stretched out his hand slightly and invited women to dance. is the most difficult to resist.
Although this plot is very bloody, Luo Qian still decided to give it a try. Under the action of the humanoid **. Yifen was a little fascinated, with some stars flashing in her eyes, and looked at Luo Qian's face obsessively. Although Luo Dadong's skin is not as serious as that of the country and the city, it is still a high-end product to be a straightforward dancer.
With the soft and deep music, the role of the human **, in the eyes of the woman in confusion, he is only one step away from perfection: there is no white horse.
But the focus is on the prince, not on the white horse. Yifen unconsciously stretched out her hand, gently, a little shy, and more joyful, and put it on Luo Qian's hand. The violin voice was melodious, Luo Qian grabbed her bare hand, held her slender waist, and danced in a circle, Yifen felt that she was flying.
Jumping and jumping, I don't know when I arrived at Yifen's bedroom, Luo Qian pressed it with his hand, and Yifen fell on the bed. The medicinal effect of the humanoid ** was exerted to the extreme, and there was a lewd atmosphere in the room. Yifen looked forward to it, but Luo Qian took a few steps back.
If a woman wants to seduce a man, she has to show her sex appeal like a man. Front chest, back buttocks. The lips should be slightly dry, and the fingers and toes should be round and delicate. With some seductive actions, self-caressing, finger swallowing, etc., as long as this woman is not a washboard body or a washing machine face, she can basically succeed immediately.
Men want to seduce women, in fact, it's pretty much the same. Pectoral muscles in the front, glutes in the back, biceps in the arms. If the woman likes to go wild, the best place to seduce is in a carriage, and it is better to have a few strands of hair on her chest that are saliva-dipped to pretend to be sexy chest hair.
Put on a pair of leather briefs, ** body in a bow tie, six-pack abs twist, jump on one
, absolutely blood-pumping.
Luo Qian is very clean from top to bottom, and there is no "sexy chest hair", but Yifen seems to like this type. The way you take off your clothes is also important, and it's obviously not tempting to strip yourself naked like you would in a shower. It is a good choice to be strong when undressing and show your latissimus dorsi at the right time.
Luo Qian did everything perfectly, and now, all he had left was a pair of underwear - a habit brought with him from the Nether, and he had to wear them no matter what. This underwear was also specially ordered for him by Du Condensing's Yuanyitang. On the black bottoms, there is a palm-sized orange maple leaf pattern, which wraps the majesty of the man, full of wild temptation, so that it hits Yifen like lightning, full of attack/sexual hints.
Yifen felt that her mouth was dry and she had difficulty breathing, so she tore off her clothes three or two times, screamed and pounced on her like a she-wolf, and pulled off her underwear - what, she didn't even look up! Yifen was so hungry and thirsty that she was already distracted, and she shook her head before she remembered that she seemed to have drugged him. She hesitated, but at this time, her body was as hot as fire, and she was about to melt her whole body. She didn't care so much, so she hurriedly found a bottle of potion, pulled out the lid and poured it into Luo Qian's mouth: "Quick, quick!"
Luo Qian drank the antidote, grinned, and began to get dressed. Yi Fen's hands climbed on his back like snakes, Luo Qian smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in you!" Yi Fen was stunned: "Then you ...... just now" She quickly understood that this guy was simply here to cheat the antidote, and was immediately annoyed: "Luo Qian!"
Luo Dadong got dressed as quickly as he could, and disappeared from her eyes to avoid being poisoned by her. teased Yifen, and a breath of evil breath in Luo Qian's chest spit out. In fact, he didn't care much about Yifen's pranks, if he really wanted the antidote, she would definitely give it to herself in the end, but the prank was rewarded with a prank, which was the rule of the game. Luo Qian's whole body was seen by her, and her whole body was also seen by Luo Qian, Luo Qian's body has been seen by Xie Tang and Feng Feitian, and it has become a "third-hand goods" when it comes to Yifen, but Yifen is a "first-hand goods", this transaction is calculated, Luo Qian still earned.
He thought about it, took out the communication holy stone, and called the iron crocodile: "Brother Tie, use your fastest speed, immediately rush to the Iron Saint Collection, Yifen said that she wants to see you!" The iron crocodile was stunned for a moment, and then rejoiced: "Really, what a coincidence, I also want to see her, I'm almost there......"
Luo Qian confessed in his heart: It's not that I'm too evil, it's just that these two people have a bad fate!
He hired a man in the private workers' union and sent himself to the Rhino Sacred Collection in the shortest possible time. This back and forth was delayed for a day and a half, and when I came back, it was actually the next day. Wei Shandong stood at the door: "See, it's still these guys." Luo Qian hid in the back room, and the furniture store provided tea service to customers, and Luo Qian unceremoniously poured all three bottles of potion into it......
He held three empty bottles in his hands: "This one vomits and diarrhea, this one retches, and this one is crawling like a worm." What will be the effect of mixing the three potions together?" he shook the tea well, and shrugged his shoulders: "Don't you know if you give them a drink?"
Luo Qian slipped out and stood beside Wei Shandong and Alton, and the thief smiled: "Let's wait and see a good show." "Yifen is definitely an expert in the whole person, and the medicinal effect of these three bottles of potion is actually greater than what she said. The potion has not been refined and has not yet undergone "human experiments", so Yifen is only speculating. As for what kind of terrible consequences the three potions would have when they were mixed together, Yifen himself didn't know.
At this time, Yifen, who was being pressed under him by the iron crocodile, did not know that his potion was "earth-shattering" on the first-class holy collection.
If a person walks into a room and a beautiful person of the opposite sex is waiting, what will happen next? If this person is a woman, she will definitely lose her face and scream and leave. If the person is a man - does it need to be said. There used to be a joke about the female crow in the tree saying to the male crow, "The sheep down there is dead." Under a strange misunderstanding, the result of Yifen and the iron crocodile, do you need to talk about it?
"Did you arrange this?" Wei Shandong and Alton looked at Luo Qian with strange faces, Luo Qian touched his chin, and regretted pouring all three potions into it.
In the past, there was an afterword: throwing bombs in the pit - public outrage (attacking dung). However, Luo Qian can be regarded as knowledgeable now, and he doesn't need human bombs, and sometimes he can blow up feces and fly around. The spectacular sight of dozens of people suffering from fecal incontinence will never be forgotten by the eight onlookers.
"Bang bang bang bang ......" The explosion like a shotgun resounded through the Rhino Heaven Holy Collection, and the dozens of people were already lying on the ground, miserable. They tried hard to hold back, but there was a fusion reaction in their stomachs, and they couldn't control it at all, and with a bang, a cloud of filth erupted like a cannon behind their buttocks......