Chapter 15: Gluttony, you foodie

Yin Xiaoran looked speechlessly at the man in front of her who was sweeping her inventory, her brows twitched desperately, and she almost tried all her strength to control herself from beating this man out without a broom.

"I said......" Seeing the man finish her week's snacks and glance at the refrigerator again, Yin Xiaoran couldn't hold back any longer, "Are you a pig?!"

She was in a very troubled mood right now, and she had been quietly drawing designs in her room, when she suddenly heard a loud noise in the air, and then a man appeared out of thin air.

This little handsome guy who looked incomparably sunny rushed over excitedly when he saw her, almost scaring her heart attack, and just when she felt that she could not avoid it and seemed to be about to be hugged by a handsome guy, this handsome guy rushed directly past her and rushed to the snack on the table, and then began to feast, completely ignoring her presence.

Well, she admits that she is glad that she is not taken advantage of, but for Mao, she is more angry that her charm is not as good as a few bags of snacks than the anger of being taken advantage of?

It's an insult, an absolute insult!

When she asked who the man was, the man replied with a smile that was brighter than the star in a toothpaste commercial, almost stunting her eyes, and then spat out something that made her want to rush to Qirui and get the half-fairy back and beat him up.

"Hi, sister-in-law, I'm Brother Yifan's little brother gluttony, and I'm here to intern in the world. ”

Then, a foodie and self-cooked completely ignores her as a master and begins to sweep up all her snacks.

A week's worth of inventory, less than half an hour, was all in vain.

Looking at the gluttony in front of him, who was still eating quite elegantly despite eating fiercely, Yin Xiaoran suddenly wanted to ask: Are you here to intern in the world and be a foodie who has been strung to death?

The man who was eating continued to fight with the food, and replied very seriously: "I have already said that this immortal is gluttonous, dragon, don't compare an ungorgeous animal like a pig with this immortal. ”

Yin Xiaoran almost vomited blood, thinking that in terms of eating, you are much more powerful than a pig, at least I have never heard of a pig eating its own body.

It seemed that he felt what Yin Xiaoran was thinking, and he was quite reluctant to put down the food in his hand, and then said with a slight anger: "What a stupid mortal! This immortal swallowed his body just because he lost to Pixiu in a bet, but he didn't expect to be falsely rumored by you mortals, and he became an immortal who ate his body because of greed, stupid!"

The corners of Yin Xiaoran's mouth twitched a few times, then he held his forehead with his left hand, clenched his right hand into a fist, and slammed his fist on the table, with a loud "snap", which startled the glutton.

"Since I am a stupid and naïve mortal, then presumably the high immortal you don't look down on mortal food, the door is there, don't send it slowly!" After speaking, she pointed to the door with her hand, her willow eyebrows upside down, obviously angry.

gluttony, then smiled at her flatteringly, and said, "That's a slip of the tongue, you are the wife of Boss Yifan, how can you be stupid and naïve?" ”

The corners of Yin Xiaoran's mouth pursed a sneer, "I'm sorry, my biggest advantage is that I have a good memory, and my biggest disadvantage is that I love to hold grudges, so ......" slapped the table with both hands and glared angrily, "Are you going to go by yourself or wait for me to beat you out with a broom?"

Gluttony was shocked by Yin Xiaoran's momentum, and thought that she was worthy of being the woman that her boss had taken a fancy, that was really unusual!

Fortunately, Yin Xiaoran didn't know what he was thinking at this time, otherwise he wouldn't have beaten him out with a broom, but chased him with a kitchen knife.

"But I have no relatives and no reason in the mortal world, Yifan is my eldest brother, you are my sister-in-law, can you bear not to take me in and watch me sleep on the streets?"

It's a pity that this trick is useless for Yin Xiaoran, she is soft-hearted, but it doesn't mean that she is stupid.

The speed at which the man in front of him changed his face can only prove one thing, that is, he is selling cuteness and pretending to be pitiful.

Unable to support her forehead again, Yin Xiaoran sighed in her heart: What is the matter with the current Heavenly Court? Because of Mao, she has not met a normal immortal? Either the pit father does not pay for his life (Yue Lao), or it is natural black (Yifan), or it is arrogant and awkward (Pixiu), and now there is a foodie who knows that it is an acting school at a glance---- gluttony.

Immortals, can you be normal? It's so ruining the image of you immortals in the heart of her little mortal!

At this time, the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother, Yue Lao, Pixiu, Yi Fan, who was working in Qirui, and the gluttony who was pretending to be pitiful sneezed at the same time.

"I can't bear to see it. Yin Xiaoran said lightly, and without waiting for the surprise in her gluttonous eyes to fade, she changed her words, "So when I see you sleeping on the street, I will choose to close my eyes." ”

Gluttony is embarrassed, and he worships Yifan in his heart again, not only fierce but also venomous, he thinks that such a woman is not blessed, and only the eldest brother can withstand it.

The consequence of this incident was that until a long time later, Gluttony showed strong reverence and admiration for Yifan, which made Pixiu and Yifan confused.

Just as the atmosphere between the two of them became on the verge of erupting, the door was opened, and Yifan returned.

As soon as the gluttony saw Yifan, he flew over, just like seeing a long-lost relative, with tears in his eyes and excitement overflowing.

"Big brother, I can be regarded as seeing you!"

Yin Xiaoran was scorched by thunder, and Yifan was a black line.

Very unceremoniously threw aside the person who held him and didn't put it like garbage, and didn't give him a single afterglow, he walked to Yin Xiaoran's side, covered her face with his big hand, and asked with concern: "Xiao Ran, this guy didn't scare you, right?"

Yin Xiaoran smiled weakly and said, "If you are talking about his appetite, cheekiness and tearful acting skills, then it really scares me." ”

Hearing this, Yi Fan turned around with a sharp eye knife and stabbed it at the glutton, so frightened that the gluttony quickly explained with a look of regret and heartache: "Big brother, I know it's wrong." If you make a mistake, admit it, stand up when you are beaten, and you can clean me up!

The corners of Yin Xiaoran's mouth twitched again, the dignified gluttony even has M attributes, and he is really a person who lacks education, cleanup, and abuse, this is the real "good cheap"!

Yi Fan seemed to be accustomed to this convulsive gluttony, rubbed his eyebrows, and asked helplessly: "What are you doing here? Is it the same as your brother Pixiu to see what my wife looks like?"

Hearing the word "wife", Yin Xiaoran's face turned red, and she glared at Yifan shyly and timidly, but she got a doting and serious look from the other party.

Tao Tao scratched his head, with a thoughtful look, not knowing whether he was thinking of an excuse or a reason, and after a while, he said: "Big brother, you can get me something to eat first, I forgot everything when I was hungry." ”

"Pop" Yin Xiaoran sat on the ground, and a few black crows seemed to fly over his head, followed by a string of dots.

your father, you haven't eaten enough yet? You're really an out-and-out foodie!

Although he was unhappy, but he was afraid of Yifan's face, Yin Xiaoran didn't say anything, just looked at the gluttonous eyes as if he was looking at an alien.

Yi Fan sighed helplessly, he had no way to do anything about this gluttonous man who called himself "big brother".

As Yin Xiaoran said, this guy is a cheeky acting school, Pixiu eats hard and doesn't eat soft, but gluttony doesn't eat soft and hard, and he doesn't care if you're angry at all.

What's even more tangled is that this guy has a very sweet mouth, and his attitude of admitting guilt is good and fast, of course, admitting his mistake is to continue to commit it next time, and no matter how you yell at him, he will either smile and not hear it, or he will look at you pitifully, which can make you suffocate yourself to death by your temper.

Not only Yifan, but the entire Heavenly Court had a headache with him.

patted Yin Xiaoran's hand soothingly, he almost resigned himself to the kitchen, gluttony saw that it was him who went to the kitchen, and asked in surprise: "Big brother, are you going to get me food yourself?" said that, tears welled up in his eyes again, "I'm so moved, big brother, you are closer than my eldest brother!"

Yin Xiaoran resisted the urge to flatten his hands, stood up, threw a roll of his eyes at the glutton, and then pulled Yifan to the kitchen.

She decided that she was going to cook the food herself, and she was going to poison the undersmoked thing.

Of course, this is impossible, not to mention whether the gluttony will be poisoned, Yifan will not let her do it, poisoning the gods is not a joke, although he also wants to poison the dumb and dumb.

An hour later, looking at the steaming and fragrant five dishes and one soup on the table, the gluttony was almost on the ground.

"Big brother, you are so amazing! My worship of you is like a surging river, like the water of the Yellow River flooding out of control!"

Yin Xiaoran frowned and said, "Why is this so familiar? It seems to be a line from a certain movie of Xing Ye?"

Yifan rarely watches movies, so he doesn't know, but his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Sister-in-law, you are so powerful! This is the line in Xing Ye's "Deer and Ding Ji", you don't know, Xing Ye is my idol......

Then there was a large series of crackling words, all of which were words of praise for Xing Ye, and the corners of Yin Xiaoran's mouth twitched vigorously.

Master Xing, you can really die without regrets! Your fans have already developed to the heavenly court!

Yifan couldn't listen to it anymore, interrupted him expressionlessly, and said lightly: "It seems that you are not very hungry, so don't eat." ”

As soon as these words came out, the gluttonous mouth stopped immediately as if the pause button had been installed, and then, like the engine of the engine, the hand began to sweep the five dishes and one soup.

In less than half an hour, all the dishes on the table entered his stomach, and the plate was clean and bright.

Yin Xiaoran and Yifan glanced at each other, and at the same time showed a wry smile.

Gluttony, you're a foodie!