Chapter 16: The Queen Mother, You Are So Black

Gluttony is indeed here for an internship, but what is the internship? He himself is confused.

He originally made delicious food with the messenger of the Pure Altar, that is, Zhu Bajie, in the small kitchen he made, but who knew that Tai Bai Xing suddenly appeared, and the sentence "The Jade Emperor is invited" caused him to have to tear the small kitchen and run to the Jinluan Treasure Palace.

The Jade Emperor directly passed down the decree and ordered the gluttony to go to the human world for two months of internship.

Then, he was kicked down by Tai Bai Xing.

Fortunately, he heard Pixiu talk about Yifan's general location in the mortal world, so he appeared directly at Yin Xiaoran's house.

After listening to the gluttonous words, Yi Fan and Yin Xiaoran frowned at the same time.

Yi Fan frowned because he felt that this matter did not seem to be so simple, and Yin Xiaoran began to complain about how much money he had to spend to feed this foodie.

But no matter what, you can't really kick him out, after all, he is also Yifan's only relative in the mortal world.

Yin Xiaoran thought of this, his eyes suddenly lit up, when Yifan went down to the Jade Emperor, he gave him an unlimited gold card, and he should have gluttony, right?

He showed an extremely bright smile at the glutton, and said, "Glutton, you came down to earth empty-handed?"

Yifan immediately understood the meaning of her words, and looked at her with some tears and laughter, but he didn't help the gluttony speak, but looked at him with interest.

Gluttony was stunned for a moment, and then quickly said: "Yes, I didn't even have time to finish eating with the old pig before I was kicked down by Lao Bai." ”

Lao Bai will sunflower point acupuncture hands, Yin Xiaoran was speechless.

Coughing and retracting her whimsical thoughts, she said with a serious face: "Really nothing? If you think about it carefully, the Jade Emperor won't give you anything?"

Tao Tao frowned and began to think hard, and after a while, he shook his head firmly and said: "No, I would have been kicked down by Lao Bai after the Jade Emperor issued the decree, if it weren't for the young master, I was smart, and I remembered that the eldest brother was here, and now I don't know where to go." ”

Okay, if she has no identity and no money, she has to eat and live for nothing, when she is here as a shelter for mortal immortals?

Seeing Yin Xiaoran's unhappiness, Yifan patted her and comforted: "Xiao Ran, what he eats is mine, don't worry about money, and ......" He suddenly glanced at the glutton, and the gluttony felt a cold wind blowing around him, and unconsciously shivered, "You can use him as a servant, he will definitely not mind." ”

As he spoke, he smiled at the gluttony and said, "Right? The threat in his eyes was self-evident.

Gluttony hurriedly nodded like pounded garlic, and said, "Don't mind, you don't mind, you can do whatever you want me to do, as long as I can eat enough." ”

When it came to this, he didn't understand that he was disgusted by Yin Xiaoran, he had lived in vain for so many years, and after knowing that Yifan had gone down to the Jade Emperor to give him a card, he almost burst into tears, they were all immortals, and the gap between Mao was so big?

While tearfully being forced to sign a "selling agreement" with Yin Xiaoran, he kept slandering the Jade Emperor in his heart, stingy!

What he didn't know was that as soon as he was kicked down, the Jade Emperor roared at Tai Bai Xing, "Why are you doing so fast?

He didn't finish explaining everything, and he didn't have time to give the card out, so he was gluttonous and eating, what should he do if he didn't have money? Will there be the first immortal to go to eat the overlord's meal because he didn't bring any money? Or the first immortal to starve to death because he didn't bring money to the mortal?

Tai Bai Xing blinked innocently and said, "Your Majesty, I'm sorry, Xiaoshen has watched too many football games these days, and as soon as you finished speaking, I heard the whistle, and I kicked it for a while." ”

The two of them turned their eyes to the queen mother who was sitting next to her with a whistle in her mouth, and she was the one who blew the whistle just now.

The Queen Mother looked at the two of them with a more innocent expression, and said, "Why are you looking at this palace? This palace just heard that Taibai was fascinated by what kind of armor and what kind of super look, as long as he heard the whistle, he would move his feet and kick the things around him, but he didn't expect it to be true." ”

The Jade Emperor was powerless to support his forehead, and the platinum star was full of black lines.

Queen Mother, your old man is too dark!

Switch to the mortal world.

Gluttony temporarily stayed at Yin Xiaoran's house, and after getting along for two days, Yin Xiaoran's impression of him changed slightly.

In addition to being greedy and fond of acting, this legendary dragon is still very easy to get along with, of course, if you don't always say "you stupid mortals", it will be better to get along.

The room he lives in is naturally the room where Yifan came from, there are more people in the family, and he is also a master who will sneak to the kitchen to find something to eat from morning to night and in the middle of the night, Yifan and Yin Xiaoran naturally can't do things that children should not stop at.

Yin Xiaoran doesn't care, she is a little overwhelmed by Yifan's combat effectiveness, and it is just right to rest for a while. It's that Yifan is depressed, and it's torture to be able to see if he can't eat it.

It is terrible to want a dissatisfied man, no, under the guise of taking him to travel to relax, after leaving half a room of food that was enough for the foodie not to starve to death for two days, he took Yin Xiaoran out on the weekend.

Gluttony originally wanted to follow, but he was forced to retreat under the eyes of the two of them, and obediently stayed at home.

Yi Fan glared at him and disgusted him for not having the strength to be a light bulb, but Yin Xiaoran didn't want to take him out to be embarrassed, with his unnatural appetite, people with weak hearts would really be scared to death.

A scenic spot on the outskirts of S city.

This is the most famous attraction in the whole of South China, not only the scenery is pleasant, but also there are hot springs, what is a man and a woman going to the hot springs for?

Anyway, it's not bad for money, and the two simply chartered a luxury suite with an independent hot spring.

Soaking in the hot springs and feeling the unique charm of the hot spring water, Yin Xiaoran couldn't help but let out a comfortable moan.

It's so comfortable, it's so comfortable! The pores of the whole body are completely open, no wonder the rich are so good, it is indeed a pleasure.

Later, when Yi Fan got out of the hot spring, he heard Yin Xiaoran's comfortable moaning, and then saw the hazy and beautiful body in the mist, and he didn't feel that his lower body was tight, and his eyes flashed with a fiery fire.

Slowly leaned over and asked seemingly casually, "Xiao Ran, are you comfortable?"

"It's so comfortable!" As soon as she finished answering, she found that something seemed wrong, and when she turned her head to see that Yifan was next to her, and she was not wearing clothes, she immediately subconsciously covered her chest, and said in annoyance: "Why did you come down too?"

Yi Fan smiled softly, and in the mist, the smile seemed to be a little dreamlike.

"There was a hot spring in the room. The answer is a matter of course.

Yin Xiaoran's face was so red that he could boil eggs, half of it was smoked by the temperature of the hot spring, and half of it was ashamed, although the two of them had rolled the sheets many times, but it was the first time that they bathed together like this.

"Then you soak first, and I'll come back later. With that, she got up to climb up, but her waist was hugged, and then the whole person was strongly encircled in Yifan's arms.

"Isn't that a waste of time? Yi Fan's tone was light, and the breath she spit out hit Yin Xiaoran's most sensitive ears and eyes, causing her body to tremble.

Crispy, soft, numb, weak, some little panic, and a trace of hidden deep expectation, this is all Yin Xiaoran's feeling now.