"What, tell me to provoke Lu Bu?"

After converging with Ji Kao, Liu Xiajiao was directly frightened half to death by Ji Kao's words, and really shook his head and said that he would not go.

Nima, it was already good luck to rob Lu Bu's Red Rabbit Horse and Fang Tian's Halberd before, and if he went to Lu Bu to do something again, he had to kill himself with a punch.

"It's not that you are asked to fight with him, you are unparalleled in speed, and Lu Bu has no weapons, so there is nothing you can do. Ji Kao said solemnly.

"Don't go! Kill me and don't go!" Liu shook his head like a rattle.

"Hmph......", Qi Qiushui was already on Ji Kao's side at this time, and immediately threatened: "If you don't go, I'll shout to catch the thief now." You must know that there are too many rogues in the entire Valley of the Wicked who want to hack you to death. ”

Liu Xiajiao glared at Qi Qiushui fiercely, he really couldn't understand why this arrogant and domineering little sister hadn't seen her for a few days, just like a little follower, and followed Ji Kao's side. And it's like a little lover, it's really unreasonable.

"Brother, go ahead. It's a long night, and it's good to play Lu Bu. Ji Kaopi smiled and was bewitched.

Liu Xia gritted his teeth and said uncertainly: "Big brother, you won't want to trap me again?"

Ji Kao was straight, and said seriously: "I'll go, no one can pit my brother." This time, I promise not to cheat you. ”

Liu Xia nodded before agreeing.

Immediately, Ji Kao lay in his ear and whispered.

After listening to Ji Kao's words, Liu Xia's eyes lit up, and he rubbed his hands excitedly, then squatted down and untied the copper pieces tied to his feet.

Suddenly, his body seemed to turn into a wisp of fresh wind, stepping on the grass, and he didn't even touch the blades of grass in the slightest.

Ji Kao and Qi Qiushui were shocked by this scene, this kind of speed, this kind of ability, really deserves to be a thief.

"Brother, I'll go too. ”

Liu Xiazhi smiled slightly, his body seemed to teleport, and he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

......

Deep in the Valley Lord's Mansion.

Tonight, Lu Bu was very excited, because he caught a secret son who had broken into the Valley of the Wicked to investigate the news.

"Say, who sent you here? Ji Chang or Ji Kao?" Lu Bu looked like a bully, full of murderous energy, and wanted to get off the horse.

"Hmph......", that secret son was sent by Chongying Biao, and he was also an iron-blooded man, so he immediately gritted his teeth and roared: "Lu Bu, you are a mere rogue, and you don't deserve to know the name of my family's king." Wait, or in five days, my king will wield his army and destroy your valley of wicked people. ”

Lu Bu is so angry!

Yes, Lao Tzu finally gained a lot of support under Chen Sheng's momentum, and he could have enjoyed his life and reputation well, but now he has done this. Also, you are just a small soldier, what are you talking about? Dare to be presumptuous in front of me Lu Bu, looking for death!

So, Lu Bu rubbed his big hands, his bones clicked, and he said hideously: "Okay, if you don't say it, Lao Tzu has a way for you to say it." As for your bullshit king, you told him to try?"

As he was talking, the murderous aura was rising, and his expression was hideous, but Lu Bu was suddenly startled by a scream outside the door.

"Lu Bu, you have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door. Don't hide in there and keep quiet, I know you're home!"

What rhythm?

Lu Bu, who was still hideous just now, was a little stunned at this moment.

What the hell? What are you looking for a man to do here?

At the same time, the voice of Liu Xia Plantar also attracted the attention of many guard monks.

They glanced at each other, nodded in unison, and there was a sentence in their expressions: "What's the matter, that kid really didn't miscalculate, this Lei Feng is going to shout again." Hmph, you want to lure us out, waiting for the opportunity to make a mess, no way! We won't move, watch you perform, and be angry with you. ”

They thought so, but Lu Bu didn't think so.

"Who's coming out!" Lu Bu roared and frowned at the same time.

With his strength, he didn't even notice the hidden position of the person who shouted, so he knew that this person was very powerful, at least very good at concealment.

"You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door. Liu Xia's body was like electricity, and he didn't pay attention to Lu Bu at all, and shouted when he let go of his voice.

It's this sentence again, I'm fucking your uncle, is it over?

Lu Bu is worthy of being a master, his heart is firm, although he is angry, but after taking a deep breath, his heart calmed down again, and he said indifferently: "Which master is it?

At the same time as he shouted, Wang Guoxing and the other guards sneered: "Yo, awesome! Hey, we're not moving. ”

At the same time, Liu Xiazhi shouted again: "Lu Bu, you have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door." Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're at home. Phew!"

And added a bah!

Lu Bu said that it was very painful, Lao Tzu was mighty, fierce and invincible, and upright, you actually said that I robbed a man?

This can't be endured, this is a matter of honor, and I just acquiesce if I endure it.

At that moment, the tiger's eyes were like lightning, and his ears moved slightly, trying to find out the traces of the person who shouted.

"Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door. Lu Bu, Lu Bu, don't hide inside and keep quiet. You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door!"

Are you still addicted?

Lu Bu's heart was hideous, this ...... This, this, this is really too deceitful!

At this time, he had already moved to kill the man who had ruined his reputation.

"Okay, very good! dare to talk nonsense in front of me Lu Bu and look for death. Come out and take my punch again. ”

Yo ho!

Wang Guoxing and others said that Lao Tzu had already seen through your routine...... Flicker, keep flickering. What's the matter, how powerful our Lu Bugu Lord is, how can you not find the trace of the other party when you kill the enemy with a halberd? Hmph, Lei Feng, your play is full of loopholes.

Here, as soon as Lu Bu finished shouting, Liu Xia's feet roared again: "Yo, what a big breath." You shameless old vixen, give birth to a little vixen, and you will really put gold on your face!"

"Haha!"

I...... I'll your ancestors, and you add a "haha" after scolding people, it's too arrogant.

Suddenly, Lu Bu was angry with this sentence, jumped up, and scolded: "Get out, get out and make it clear to me." What is the little vixen born of the old vixen, and what is shameless......? You, don't slander my name Lu Bu!"

He was so angry that he stammered a little when he spoke, and he didn't breathe smoothly.

As a result, this scene was ruthlessly misunderstood by the melon-eating guards who didn't think it was a big deal.

"Look, I'll just say that the one who opened his mouth is not the Lord of Lu Bugu. This person is not angry enough when he speaks, how can he be as domineering as the valley master. ”

"That is, it must be Lei Feng who is building momentum. If it weren't for that, with the ability of the Lord of Lu Bugu, he would have killed the person who spoke with one punch. ”

"Hmph, I have to say, Lei Feng's hand is very beautiful. However, he underestimated the IQ of those of us. ”

Lu Bu wanted to cry, and shouted loudly: "Come on, block the surroundings for me, find this guy, I will chop him up." ”

Wang Guoxing said...... Gentlemen don't go. Trying to fool us, haha, impossible.

Liu Xia was about to go crazy laughing, and continued to attack: "Hmph, you don't even have a guard, Lu Bu, you deserve to be cuckolded." ”

Cuckold?

, my uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't bear it.

Crazy thief, come out and fight with me Lu Bu.