A sentence of "green hat" directly caused Lu Bu to go berserk.

I'm a dignified man, unparalleled in force, a halberd to break the enemy, the world knows that I Lu Bu is a heroic man, now you have a 'green hat', how can I be embarrassed by Lao Tzu's love?

By now, Lu Bu has understood that this scolding scolding is not here to fight, but to play with himself. This product is good at concealment, and his mouth is even more vicious, and the basin is flying all over the sky, making him want to vomit blood.

Thinking of this, Lu Bu couldn't help but roar wildly: "Who are you sacred, reporting your name? I, Lu Bu's subordinates, are immortal and nameless." ”

Load, keep loading!

Flicker, keep flickering!

Wang Guoxing waited for the melon guards, saying that I was still ...... Unbelief.

You are awesome, your subordinates are not dead and nameless, then you should go out and do it?

"Lu Bu, let me tell you, you're a slut, you're a slut, phew. Liu Xia's feet were even more ruthless, and the scolding continued.

I'm Nima......

Lu Bu was really angry.

Lao Tzu is righteous in the world, who doesn't know that I am ice clear and jade, phew, who doesn't know that I am clean and self-conscious. Okay, I'm ...... I'm going to kill you.

So, Lu Bu collected his heart, and the tiger's eyes swept in all directions, trying to find out the direction of the willow plant.

However, the name of the thief is not called for nothing.

After taking the copper plate on his feet, the speed of the willow plantar can reach 130, this speed is equivalent to Li Yuanba's combat power that reaches the limit of his rage, although Lu Bu is strong, but in this regard, there is still no way to take the willow plant.

"You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door. Lu Bu, open the door, open the door!" Liu Xiazhi shouted again.

Did you hide yourself? No, did you rob a man? No!

Although Lu Bu was brave, he couldn't help Liu Xia's feet messing around like this, and immediately gritted his teeth and roared: "Come out, there is a kind of you coming out!"

The fucking words sounded again: "Lu Bu, you bastard, hiding under Chen Sheng's skirt, what kind of hero, you kneel for me, if you have a kind, you stand still, kneel." ”

"Tut-tut!"

At this time, the guards who watched the lively melon-eating showed a look of contempt.

"This Lei Feng is shameless!"

"That's right, he saw that we weren't fooled, and he actually dragged Chen Shenggu Lord in. ”

"Hmph, this Lei Feng underestimates our IQ too much. Such an obvious trap, will we be fooled? Haha, impossible!"

Am I hiding under Chen Sheng's skirt?

Lu Bu, my heart is broken, but it doesn't hurt, it's called ...... There is no greater mourning than death.

Now Lu Bu, the whole person is on the verge of collapse. In normal times, although he is extremely irritable, he will not be like this at all. But now, he has been cheated one after another, Nima has retreated to the Valley of the Wicked, and the other party still doesn't let him go.

Suddenly angry, he grabbed the shadow when he went up, and shouted directly: "Say, is the person who is talking to your king? Is he Ji Kao or Ji Chang?"

Seeing Lu Bu going crazy, the dark son of Chongying Biao looked stunned, thinking that the master who shouted outside was his own king.

Immediately, he knew that it was time to show his worth, and he wanted to show a kind of righteousness in front of the king of his family, "even if he is captured, he would rather die than give in".

So, he took a deep breath and shouted: "Hmph, Lu Bu, you are already surrounded by us." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Lu Bu stomped on his face.

Damn, you're still talking to me.

This kid was covered in the face with a kick, and turned his head to look at Lu Bu fiercely.

He wants to use his unyielding expression, and he wants to intimidate Lu Bu from his own loyalty.

What is a loyal minister? This is a loyal minister.

For the sake of the king's interests, what is the value of taking a few kicks?

"Damn, you're looking for death!"

When Lu Bu saw his expression, he suddenly became even more angry.

You're still awesome, aren't you? Put on such an expression and be angry, right?

At this moment, Lu Bu completely exploded, and Huhu rushed up and stomped on his face.

If this situation had been placed in the past, it would never have been like this, as a master, Lu Bu has demeanor, force, connotation, and cultivation, what he plays is tall, and what he shows is style.

But now, the fire in his stomach just happened to have nowhere to come out, and this kid simply hit the muzzle of the gun.

"Lu Bu, if you have a kind, you will kill me. The king of my family will avenge me. In the process of being beaten, this kid shouted directly.

At the same time, Liu Xiazhi shouted again, "You have the ability to rob a man, you have the ability to open the door." Don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're at home. ”

"Open the door, open the door, open the door, open the door. Lu Bu, don't hide inside and keep quiet. ”

With a two-pronged approach, Lu Bu's heart twitched one after another.

It's so fucked up, the world is going down, the world is going down.

Where is the Gang of Heaven and Earth?

Where is justice on earth?

......

When Liu Xia was playing Lu Bu wildly, Ji Kao would certainly not be idle.

He found Chen Sheng.

Just kidding, Master Lu Bu doesn't dare to provoke you, you are just Chen Sheng, and the master will play with you.

As soon as Chen Sheng heard Liu Xia's scolding of the door, he rushed out of the room and went straight to where Lu Bu was. He knew that Lu Bu was prone to anger, and the person who shouted was good at attacking the heart, as a brother, he naturally had to rush to Lu Bu's side as soon as possible.

But as soon as he moved, a strange laugh sounded in his ears, and it was Ji Kao.

Ji Kao's words are very old-fashioned, but the lethality is amazing: "Chen Sheng, how many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? You say something, I just want to make one more friend." ”

"Chen Sheng, do you know what a bell bell is?"

"Chen Sheng, I heard that Lu Bu's Fang Tian Painting Halberd was lost? Alas, it's okay to lose it. That Fang Tian painted halberd, the size is too poor, the front is heavy and the back is light, the left is wide and the right is narrow, he must be very uncomfortable to use, insomnia all night, it will affect you! Although he is a martial artist, but you can't do this to him, the government will say that you abuse your brother when they know it! Aha, speaking of that Fang Tian painting halberd, last year I met a blacksmith in Chenjia Village, he is exquisitely handmade, the price is fair, Tong Su is not bullied, why don't I introduce you to order another one!

"Chen Sheng, shall I sing you a song only, you?"

Fuck you, uncle!

Chen Sheng was frightened and shouted: "Enough, Lao Tzu wants to fight you alone, today there is you without me." ”

As a god-sealing turtle who has never experienced QQ crazy chatting and constantly swarming, poor Chen Sheng wants to cry now. He felt a fly next to his ear, no, no, it was a swarm, and it was a swarm of flies with dung.

"Do you really want to kill me? If you want to kill me, you can say it, if you don't tell me, how do you know that you want to kill me?"

"If I don't kill it, okay?" Chen Sheng was about to cry.

"Don't you really want to kill me? If you don't want to kill me, you can just say it, how do you know you don't want to kill me if you don't say me?"

"Then do I kill or not?" Chen Sheng said weakly, about to kneel.

"This is the problem that bothers you, come, Chen Sheng, let's sit on the ground, let me do good deeds without leaving a name, Lei Feng, for you to give you a detailed guidance!"

"Still, before we talk about that, I think we should have some foreplay, like ...... Let's talk about the weather now? You know, the weather theory, in fact, has a lot of knowledge. There are more than 18,000 allusions about the weather, and for the sake of your tearful and sincere face, I decided to talk to you, come on, come on, I'll talk about the first allusion first......!"

Chen Sheng knelt down, cowardly and super fast, his mind was like a plane bombing, he couldn't stand it, coupled with all kinds of boring words that wanted to make people vomit blood, he wanted to knock himself out very much at the moment.

But what if you wake up and the other person is still there?

"Big brother, you say, what do you have to do to let me go?"

Ji Kao smiled: "Then you tell me, your mother's surname?"