Yes, Guan Xiao is not Guan Xiao's real name, at least not the ID card and household registration name, that real name is quite complicated, in Guan Xiao's 16-year career, he has never seen anyone, can accurately pronounce his name word by word, including more than a dozen university Chinese professors. 97% of people can pronounce all three words wrong, 2% of people can pronounce a word correctly, and 1% can pronounce a word correctly and then get a word right.

In fact, the person who is most distressed by this name is, of course, Guan Xiao himself. When I was in elementary school, no matter what unhappy things the teacher encountered, he often forced the children to copy their names 100 times, and most of the children were two-word names, including Ding Yi, Yu Fan, Wang Fei or something, these children copied their names and went home for lunch, Guan Xiao only copied them less than 50 times. Later, Guan Xiao resisted the whip that fell like rain from his master, and he insisted on changing the name of his exam to Guan Xiao.

As a result, by the time of the fourth grade, the school wanted to establish a file for each student, and after the master knew about it, he didn't let Guan Xiao read it anymore, because the master knew that in everyone's file, there would be a name that had been used, and the master would not let Guan Xiao's brilliant life leave this major stain in any case.

The last word of Guan Xiao's real name is Li, pronounced li (li), this word was used by many people in ancient times, for example, the most important minister under the Yue King Goujian who was lying on the salary and tasting courage was called Fan Li. It is said that Fan Li, like his master, is also a part-time physiognomy master, and after helping Gou Jian take revenge, he wisely left this "eagle-eyed owl-nosed" guy and took Xi Shi, the head of the four beauties, to enjoy the rivers and lakes from then on. The master told Guan Xiao with certainty that Fan Li was the originator of the super-rich in Chinese history - Tao Zhugong. The master hopes that Guan Xiao can be as rich and powerful as Tao Zhugong, and has a beautiful woman as his companion.

The character in the middle of Guan Xiao's real name is 筿, and when ordinary people see this word, they will read tiao (strip), in fact, it reads xiao (effect). Guan Xiao hit the lack of wood, and this word made up for two kinds of wood at once. Xiao Li is also a good example, and learn from Fan Li the meaning of making a fortune and getting rich and soaking in the beauty of the city.

The last two words of the name are easy to say, and there have been people who have recognized and been wrong, and Guan Xiao's surname has never been even blinded to the side. After reading it, most people will subconsciously read guo (fruit), and occasionally meet a few literate people, who will emit a burst of cold air from their noses, and disdainfully correct it: What kind of fruit do you read? That is the nude of luo (naked) nude.

Well, you're going to get naked......

祼, pronounced guan (guan), originally meant to be an ancient ritual to irrigate the earth with fine wine.

Naked Li, now we already know the real name of this 16-year-old boy, but, after all, we are not comrades in the Serious Crime Team of the Criminal Investigation Department of the Public Security Bureau, so we don't have to pay too much attention to the name, it's okay to call him Xiaoguo, and he agrees to call him Xiaonu at all, and is willing to call him Guan Xiao like the little guy himself.

"Naked ...... Bare...... Sash...... Insect...... Worm ......, "Naked tapeworm? Why is there still someone called such a name?" Naked tapeworm? Why is it not called a pig tapeworm? The young conductor's puzzled gaze swept over the ticket holder, and Guan Xiao hurriedly smiled and agreed.

The conductor smiled rarely, picked up the ticket holder with satisfaction, and stopped checking the master's ID card -- it is estimated that the main fear is that this old man is the father of a child, and if there are a few more words in the name that are difficult to recognize, the conductor comrade really does not have the confidence to be completely blinded.

Actually, he was wrong, the master is not surnamed Xu, nor is he naked, but surnamed Ding, the name Yi, the conductor must have seen or heard of this name on the document issued by the Railway Public Security Bureau, the famous Ding Yi.

Dealing with the ticket inspector, Guan Xiao leaned on the wall panel of the sleeper, his two big ears were completely erected, and the sound on the other side of the wall was heard at all, it was all trivial and small voices, obviously, the girl should be packing up her clothes and preparing for bed. As soon as he thought of this, Guan Xiao was like an ordinary 16-year-old boy, and there were bursts of enthusiasm in his heart......

Guan Xiao couldn't think of any specific movements the little girl would make in the process, but his ears could roughly hear it, hissing...... This is the sound of a girl unzipping her blouse...... Well, it's like taking off your shirt......; Listening to the position, it should be to take off the clip on the head, this clip must be a very cheap kind of pure iron sheet texture, so the sound is thin and brittle......; It's the sound of zippers again, it's just ...... What is it this time? Why does it seem to be a little low...... Hey, how can there be the sound of water?

Guan Xiao's face turned red, in fact, he wanted to be crooked, the girl just lowered her head and unzipped the box, took out the mineral water and drank two sips.

Hearing the sound of water, Guan Xiao's face turned even redder......! My pants are so damp!

Guan Xiao is going crazy, he doesn't have any evil thoughts, and besides, he is still sitting on the edge of the bed, this wet ...... Not yet seen by everyone?!

Guan Xiao hurriedly stretched out his hand to cover his vital parts, and sure enough, his palms were full of slimy things, and he was sick to death.

Guan Xiao looked at the master opposite a little embarrassed, but he didn't expect that the master's bright eyes were also staring at him.

"It's not what you think......" Guan Xiao was just about to explain something, when he suddenly froze!

Just now, two more drops of slimy liquid landed on the back of Guan Xiao's hand, falling instead of ...... Shoot.

Guan Xiao slowly lowered his head, staring at the back of his hand with wide eyes, two drops of brownish-yellow viscous liquid, faintly reflecting a little light in the dim light. Guan Xiao subconsciously inhaled the wings of his nose, and a pungent smell rushed in, and Guan Xiao was so frightened that he was about to stand up!

A hand suddenly appeared on Guan Xiao's leg, pressing him so hard that he couldn't move.

It's the master!

Why?!

Guan Xiao still sat dumbfounded, letting two drops of liquid fall from time to time, and he didn't dare to move. Because the master's other hand was constantly scratching a four-sided ◇ symbol on the opposite wall. This symbol is usually only used by the fools of the Northern School, but the master told him the true meaning of this symbol: the power or background is huge, don't mess with it!

The master is Ding Yi, the dignified head of the Southern Sect of Thieves in the world, and a big man who has been registered in all major departments directly under the Ministry of Public Security, so how can there be anyone who the master can't afford to provoke?

At that moment, the two drops of viscous liquid on the back of his hand seemed to squeak into countless small ants with long tongues and sticky saliva, burrowing into every part of his body along the skin, Guan Xiao suddenly felt very cold, and dense goosebumps jumped on every inch of skin, and behind his ears, there was a yin wind blowing......

Guan Xiao was thinking wildly, a tall figure suddenly fell above his head, and slammed on the ground with a thud, and then, this figure half raised his arm under Guan Xiao's nose, and floated to the other end of the carriage with a jump, every jump, silently......